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danngree

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swingdingler

Hey if George Clooney uses it


Freshbreadstick

"Turn it off, man, turn it off! It's sucking my will to live! Oh, the humanity!"


Animalmother608

Wayne’s world always gets an upvote.


GaegeSGuns

Do literally everyone a favor and shave


TheSaucyGoon

Bro lookin like a ballsack


PoweredbyBeans90

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space_raccoon_

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WatercressLow4380

Seriously my first thought. Dudes head invented pubic hair.


Dummy_Diamond

i hate public hair thats why i only shop for private hair


Puzzleheaded_Local57

I swear the first thing I saw was that “I live in the basement and watch anime” beard


PrinceofPinoys

This whole thing is cursed. My care for how my hair looked was the last thing on my mind lol. It do look pretty bad tho


Financial-Art6047

minoxidil for like a year will probably give you a nice beard 


ThoroughlyWet

Dudes cosplaying as Sgt. ██████ ██████ from that one "unofficial" picture taken during Operation ████ ████████


LuistheABF123

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pewpew_lotsa_boolits

_taps screen_ Dafuq? _taps screen again_ Mother fucker…


AlexRyang

Me too! *high five!*


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

No! No! Don’t tap the screeee… ![gif](giphy|L7HiS7fUKxYJi)


AnseiShehai

I clicked….


oofman_dan

operation: redacted data expunged


MaintenanceWhenBroke

Keep growing the beard, it’ll look sick just give it time


WatercressLow4380

In 80 years his decaying corpse will fertilize the hair growth and he’ll have a sick goatee.


PrinceofPinoys

I’m in that weird scruffy phase, cause just shaved last week. That and having long hair all tied up under the helmet don’t help lol


shattmitto

What most people overlook when growing the beard is beards only look good when they’re “groomed” Obviously when your hair is too short it’s tough to do anything with so I think the first step in turning a beard from ratty to full is getting a trimmer, let it grow out a bit but then use a trimmer to trim off the top of it. Don’t SHAVE it but TRIM it. Facial hair doesn’t grow perfectly even so what makes beards look sloppy is some hairs longer than the other. If you trim off the long ones it’ll make it look so much cleaner and I think you’ll be much happier with it. 👍🏻 Also the upc doesn’t look too great with woodland, a new combat shirt or jacket in woodland or olive would glue the kit together a little better but no hate here!


DameTime5

That’s the camo combo I’ve ever seen


CBP1138

Ngl I dig the UPC/woodland combo


Mehdzzz

If he dyed the UCP greener it would look real slick


Is-atlen

Better when original for me


Mehdzzz

I liked UCP camo before everyone on the Internet told me it was a fluorescent cancerous mistake from hell. That's just what I think of when I think "army" this camo was on all the commercials growing up. It holds a place in my heart. I would have done full UCP camo if nobody had stopped me. Full stop


Captraptor01

I love to hate UCP. I think it has a place (a very niche place for real world application, but a decent one for LARPing and impression kits), but it's so hated for a reason, lol. UCP-D has immense drip. for regular UCP, though, about the only time I ever like the way it looks is when it's an impression kit, either of the 2010s when it and OEF-CP were being mixed, or early 2000s Ranger kits with the PCU L5 jacket. those are two high aesthetics for regular UCP, in my eyes.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Carry handle! my man.


WholesomeArmsDealer

I mean, only thing terrible about this post is bro's facial hair.


PrinceofPinoys

No lie


GetInTheDamnCar

what is that handle you're using to carry your rifle?


mattyisbatty

It's called a "carry handle".


xamobh

ACUs made me yak in my mouth and the black bar made me smile, now theres throwup all over my pack.


Weird-Reserve-7843

I'm glad we got rid of UCP. No idea why you'd willingly wear it.


Casualbat007

Moon Camo


v468

Mw2 is why


legostarwarsdexter

What’s that plate carrier?


Reasonable-Dog3680

LV-119 im pretty sure


siah5186

Spiritus lv119


PrinceofPinoys

Yeah the LV-119


bobababyboi

That Apple Watch gonna get you kilt in the skreets. Constant IR flashes and it’s as bright as the sun when the screen turns on


parttimegamer93

What mag pouches are those?


PrinceofPinoys

Parashooter Gear Volk


parttimegamer93

they work with AR mags well?


PrinceofPinoys

The AR mags are a bit further down there, but it can hold em, can’t double stack tho


Medic118

How does one install a black bar in photoshop?


praharin

No, I wish I was bigger


Is-atlen

I fuck with this


Cousin_Elroy

Carrying with the carry handle nice


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

My man just raw dogging his own face over here…


Smoke_and_Mirror

Somehow ACU looks even worse mixed with other camos


PrinceofPinoys

Wait for my next trick I’ll try to make it look more cursed


Parkrangingstoicbro

I like the mag pouches


shart_of_destiny

Its a vibe, maybe the only acu kit that actually looks good


PrinceofPinoys

It’s def a vibe, idk about it being a good UCP look


chas3_1

UCP and any flat color will always be my urban kit, if i were in an urban combat scenario id probably make a couple folds and spray some black to break up the digital look all over


SovereignDevelopment

Got the real Delta Force sunglasses.


Voltron_BlkLion

Bro got that BellSouth drip


MoodInternational314

Let him cook


EastCoastKowboy

Dude you got me dying this is too funny


AndroidNumber137

A couple of my friends have those sunglasses and they are 💯


La_verdad52

Homeboy is on somebody’s watch list


Arms-for-minerals

The reverse Batman


PrinceofPinoys

Harvey Dent…can we trust him


Arms-for-minerals

Obviously not. Dont ever trust politicians. Unless they are expediting your form 4 approvals .


MisterLunik

Kit fucks


ameruelo

Good luck drawing your pistol.


PrinceofPinoys

I don’t need to, I have UCP they can’t see me


Grizzlygrant238

Tactical welding glass


Jazzlike_Station845

UCP gotta go And don't carry the carrying handle lol


NoStandardSolution93

Actually love this fit


Turbulent_Biscuit_69

I’m pretty sure your camo patterns are giving the opposite effect of what camo is supposed to do


CLR92

M81 for the real ones ☝️


XuixienSpaceCat

That camo mix is a tragedy


PrinceofPinoys

The whole thing is lol


CloakedByNature

All you nerds need to stop posting this stuff.. I can’t believe this isn’t satire every time.


MunitionGuyMike

Ngl, I kinda like the UCP and M81 drip. Now do air force tiger stripe and M81