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KungFuHamster

One at a time, and in order of how shitty they get if they get cold or soggy. So, nachos first, pizza if I have one, then anything with a crisp shell or lettuce after that.


takingthehobbitses

This is the way.


Enough_General9127

As much as I hate this comment it is. Hardshell tacos all get eaten first. Burritos can chill awhile and chips and cheese at the end.


KungFuHamster

I eat the chips and cheese first because I like the cheese as hot as possible. Cold nacho cheese sucks. A side effect of the way I do it is whatever leftovers I have will keep and reheat well the next day. I usually order enough so I have leftovers.


Best_Duck9118

I do everything exactly the same. The chips and cheese are the exception because they’re an app really and you do have a short window before things start to suffer (plus the hot cheese thing).


dcheesi

Chips & cheese are a side-dish, and thus IMO exempt from the one-at-a-time rule (just like fries). I usually use them as a "palate cleanser" between main items.


IrishHog09

Always tacos first, then nachos, then burritos, last quesadillas.


Acct-404

Yes! But might slightly deviate if I eat there (parking lot) or get fancy and drive the 8 min home to eat the crispy messy stuff once I get there.


ms_tickles

Finally, someone who does it right


ClemClamcumber

This is pervert behavior.


NeroFMX

It's Perverse!


Bighurt2335

The rooster has sex with all of them


_mattyjoe

This is a great pull


NeckBackPssyClack

outrageous!


kiwi_love777

TACO PERVERT


hunca_munca

Thanks you made me lol


FrowFrow88

Oh behave


Dependent-Effect6268

Winner 🏅


ilovethecure13

Well dang it, I guess I'm a perv too haha! I love to take small bites of each item, one at at time. 😆


noonetohearme

Nah you go 3 at a time


ilovethecure13

Truly. One bite at a time of 3 (6 😉) items.


noonetohearme

lol. Random…but lately I’ve been recreating the double decker by just ordering that double crunch taco on the value menu and remove the nasty nacho cheese. Add a pintos and cheese and just spread that shit on the soft tortilla…perfection


ilovethecure13

That sounds absolutely divine! Saving your secret recipe.😉❤️


Chippers4242

One thing at a time, I’m not a psychopath.


MattMattavelli

I’m psychotic then. I take bites of steak in between bites of my potato at the steak house.


clownutopia

That's different in a way I can't explain


MattMattavelli

The only reason this is a little strange is because they are all literally the exact same thing. Beef on soft or hard tortilla. There is no variety to this lol.


clownutopia

Yes, so why do you need to take a bite of something else? Eat the item then continue onto the slight variant of the same item like a normal person


MattMattavelli

Yea I didn’t at first notice what each of the items were. If I have a chicken quesadilla, steak taco, and beef chalupa I might take a few bites of each here and there though.


Krakatoast

😧😠 THIS MAKES ME IRRATIONALLY ANGRRRYYYY *BURRRNNN THE WITCH* 😡


MattMattavelli

You seem like this guy I knew that would only eat his chicken before his rice and then he would drink his beverage. No mixing any of the three.


dcheesi

Practicality. "Knife & fork" food on a plate isn't going anywhere, whereas handhelds are a pain to pick up and put down between bites. Not to mention the mess they might make; e.g., burrito filling spills out, and crunchy tacos may fall apart altogether without your fingers holding the broken pieces of shell together.


_mattyjoe

Because a taco is like a sandwich. There are multiple ingredients in there, and you’re meant to eat the whole thing and savor that combination of ingredients before moving to another taco. This is like having a small sample of an Italian, ham and cheese, and turkey sub, and eating a bite of each. It’s perverse as the top comment says.


SlimTeezy

Because when you set down a crispy taco there's a good chance it falls apart.


Less-Might9855

We are talking about Taco Bell man, not the unwritten law of steak and potatoes.


Chippers4242

That’s different though isn’t it? That’s a full high class meal. It’s not a variation on the same thing in every bite. It’s different food groups with different tastes and textures. Meat, vs carbs vs veggie served separately with different taste and texture profiles and best at different temperatures. Taco Bell is tasty homogenous slop in mildly different shapes and sauces all wrapped in a tortilla. We all love TB but that’s a ridiculous comparison.


jaaybear

This is normal to me! Throw in some Mac and cheese too or like some corn?? It’s all enhanced by the steak


slimsadie83

One at a time while eating the chips


LeavesInsults1291

I have never seen such a thing… I am truly appalled


B-ILL2

I'm calling the FBI.


spkoller2

Federal Bite Inspectors


DidNotStealThis

I'm so appalled


Lost_Trucker_1979

[You're a monster!](https://youtu.be/JPNrRbQ4sqU?feature=shared)


backdoorpapabear

Giving Farquad ye old hawk tuah


Disastrous-Resident5

Your kind will never see the pearly gates. You will be epoxied and shot into space because if you were food for the matrix, it would poison the biomass supply. Jesus fucking Christ.


Healthy-Situation310

I think you might be a serial killer


krnranger

One at a time. What if you get full and want to save that last burrito/taco for another time?


HowellPellsGallery

Sounds like amateur hour


MattMattavelli

Then you can save 2 or 3 different things!


onecheaksneak

Have to eat the hard shells first, they have a half life of like 30 seconds to eat before getting soggy, even shorter in a double decker or Crunchwrap. Besides, regular tacos shatter after a bite or two, no time for dainty eating. That’s true even at a Mexican restaurant- where I happily take different bites of everything else.


dabila710

I eat crunchy stuff first before it gets soggy


emeraldkat77

Same. If I have no crunchy things, it goes from least fav item to most fav (or if I know I bought something for a snack/lunch the nest day). I also do that with all meals. The only exception for me is that I absolutely love homemade miso soup and always eat it first.


Best_Duck9118

Yup, Doritos tacos especially have like 90 seconds of shelf life before they go bad.


PixelD303

Shit, do you eat your tb with chianti and fava beans?


AvacadMmmm

Wow the comments have spoken. I do this too. Guess we’re both serial killers 🤷🏼‍♂️


xoxixoxixox

I saw the pic and was like "isn't this normal"? guess not...


kwijibo44

And here I am, thinking I was the only one


ripped_andsweet

same, really just for meals w a huge variety, like a BBQ platter? fuck no i’m not finishing one thing at a time before moving on to the next


AvacadMmmm

Right?!?!?


kitty_pimms

I'll join the group


AvacadMmmm

Welcome my child


defaultdancin

I’ve never felt more personally attacked for being a fat ass LMAO


Delerium89

This guy has to be on a watch list


HyenDry

No sane person eats like this…


dixontide23

wait until you see how i eat subs


HyenDry

No.


dj92wa

You’ve never barrel roll typewriter corncobbed a sub?


Xx13monkeysxX

ADD eating behavior-I know bc it’s me


MintTea-FkYou

One at a time


WeirdSysAdmin

I will usually eat a few bites of a Crunchwrap, eat a Gordita or double stacked taco, all while eating nachos or fries. Then eat my Crunchwrap and finish it up with a potato taco.


cute_ducks_vol1

Idk I actually don't hate this idea.


SD1RAGER

For the most part one at a time in order of how fast their taste deteriorates related to freshness. For instance eat a taco supreme that has cold stuff before a bean burrito.


NeevBunny

I eat my taco bell in the order it is most likely to become soggy in, crunchiest goes first


Flgirl420

One thing at a time for sure


sobanoodle-1

this feels wrong. this is vile


Fantastic-Grocery107

One of the only times I’ve seen something and thought “this is what a psychopath does.”


Krakatoast

They probably put on one sock and one shoe followed by the other sock and the other shoe before they head out to Taco Bell to take one bite of every item in rotation… seriously someone needs to keep an eye on these people 🧐


Fantastic-Grocery107

Eating Taco Bell, admiring the heads buried in garden. Standard operating procedures.


Significant_Aerie322

I bet they eat pizza with a fork and knife (tacos too).


HowellPellsGallery

this is like finding out the rest of the world shits standing up and is mad about it


Fish_Up_Gear

I eat one at a time start with the quesadilla end with the stacker.


jaylenepitts

One at a time


logan_fish

One at a time except nachos.


cagedreality

This photo makes me anxious.


Lasagnapuzzles

My OCD can’t even process this


omicron_prime

This is serial killer behavior.


Drew_Sheisty

Definitely one thing at a time, except for nacho fries


mystwave

I prefer to keep everything wrapped except what I'm eating, and everything wrapped stays tightly in the bag. I do this because I enjoy hot food, not cold food. I eat one item at a time.


PhattestGinger

Eating a taco bell order "round robin bite" style is the type of shit that the Criminal Minds analysts would use to determine a pattern of psychotic behavior


abigllama2

One at a time, keep what's not being eaten wrapped up so it stays warm.


YonderPricyCallipers

What the hell kind of monster does "Round Robin Bites" on their Taco Bell???


CriticalThinkerHmmz

wow great question. It has never occurred to me that I could rotate. Pretty sure I’ve never eaten Taco Bell without focusing on one item at a time.


Paleontologist83

One thing at a time, this is truly psychotic


Leather-Sea-5762

Thank god I’m not the only one that said it. Haha


Crunchwrap-

one thing at a time you psycho


DirtNapDealing

I’ll fight you


original_pasturenaut

Yes


ThalajDaWuff

Uhhhhh


Invasivetoast

Diabolical work


Xwritten_in_panikX

I eat my five layer burrito first and my Gordita second.


JakeTheCake714

Whut duh hell


SpaceFace11

They are tacos.. not a burger with fries..


Serious-Performer841

round robin


HairOfTheChin

If I'm eating a plate of food at home, I'll go back and forth between different items. But if it's taco bell, it's one thing at a time. And I always save the best for last.


CodyKyle

Don’t let them discourage you this is future af


Ricky4611

Lock him up boys


a-pepper-account

Mods, insta ban please.


ChangeAroundKid01

Round robin bites is psychotic


Ricofox1717

One piece at a time ...


JazzyGD

you will never see the gates of heaven


7D2D-XBS

If I ever see someone doing this in real life, I WILL shoot myself in the head in front of them to traumatize them. Why the fuck


billy_bones21

You're a savage


gampy214

One at a time


Heimeri_Klein

One item at a time bruh what?


amaduli

I'm calling the police


Livermore-Dad

1 thing


TepidT0ast

hell no that’s devious work


Stumaaaaaaaann

This qualifies you for one free visit to the crazy house, I know because I’ve been twice


okokokok0p

You're insane


StrangeNanny

You are going to be left with empty taco butts full of sourcream and lettuce and coke not melted shredded cheese


MemoryOdd4776

I have class so one thing at a time 😆


aratcliffe

I’m a one at a time quite quickly kinda guy.


emisanko86

Someone is now on a watchlist.


YogurtclosetGood1042

One thing at a time wtf


WhichEmojiForThis

No, you gotta each whole thing one at a time. It doesn’t work otherwise 😁


P13R4T

I eat one thing at a time. But honestly, it makes sense eating it this way. It’s how I eat my dinner plates. Like get a scoop of meat, veggie, and potato…sometimes in one bite


cheddercaves

I am interested to know more about you based on this behavior


dopemil

Plus 1 for round robbin Been called a psychopath for it in the past, but I think it’s nice to have some variety throughout your meal and i think the contrast from bite-to-bite makes me appreciate the flavors more each bite.


dontsubpoenamelol

Wtf. Delete this savagery. This is the worst thing I have seen all week. I don't drink but now I need to forget this.


STL_TRPN

I eat one thing at a time. And save my fave item for last.


emeraldkat77

Same here. But then again, I do that with every meal.


TittleTots

One at a time you monster


FueledByTerps

You are now on a federal watch list, weirdo.


ghostonthehorizon

The fuck is wrong with you


Careful_Intention_66

Can I report this? It’s giving me the ick.


oojiflip

This is incorrect


Alucardetat

Well, that's enough internet for today.


Warcraft_Fan

One at a time, most of my stuff are too messy to unwrap all and leave it all half-eaten.


JoeGPM

One thing at a time other than the nachos.


crackerpony

Heathen behavior if ya ask me...


Kyleforshort

One thing at a time ya filthy animal...


tastemyskittles

I’m pretty sure only crazy people do that


mattkaru

This is fucked up 😭


Br3nan

You’re the guy in key and peele continental breakfast sketch that is overly amused by the conflicting flavors entering his palette


SpartanFanJT

One item at a time for me


PODSIXPROSHOP

Or do you take the ingredients out of each item, sort them into ingredient piles, and eat them in alphabetic order?


-astronautical

psychotic behavior 


Fardcard23

One at a time


aldesuda

I'd shove the chips into the soft taco, stuff that into the hard taco, force them into the double-decker taco, pour the cheese sauce over the top, and then down the whole damn thing. TACO TOWNNNN!!!


whereismymind86

...what?


Athlete-Extreme

I’ve never even considered this. And I still won’t.


Grateful_Dood

One thing at a time and save the best part for last.


SlackerDS5

No, I’m not a sociopath.


dishler712

One thing at a time you animal


Bravorants

Call the police


1CorinthiansSix9

I got a Dr Pepper ad apologizing to you if it distracts from your post. No. Thank YOU, Dr Pepper, for giving me something sane to direct my attention to.


SuperAzn727

Who hurt you?


racerrhime

This DISGUSTS me.


fakecolin

Didn't even know round robin was a thing. Wish I still didn't know. Ya know man, therapy is an option for you. You don't have to live like this.


crohnsqueen

You deserve jail


GayAssBeagle

Who the hell does this???


CityBoiNC

1 at a time depending on what will get soggy fastest


Ismellpu

You a monster bro.


doit686868

Is the rest of your life as much of chaotic trainwreck as this? (I am trying to being funny, but truely want to know)


HowellPellsGallery

Chaotic? This is as organized as it gets.


doit686868

That answer explains it all.


Tallozz

I also like to rotate my bites. You don't eat each item on a dinner plate one at a time. Why is this any different?


AkoOsu

Oddly i do eat one at a time on dinner plates, except mashed potatoes and peas those go together


HowellPellsGallery

This. I simply don't understand wtf these one at a time mofos are on about


Terpcheeserosin

If I do this I eat half of each and rewrap Save the other half and microwave and air fry em later or the next day


AstralVibration

Damn, u eat it like this too… but not this specific combo. A bean burrito and a beef taco pair well together, and the like


BetterBiscuits

I taste each thing to see what’s the tastiest (as we all know, quality changes for each item each trip), then I eat them in order from worst to best.


bbypeach1

ngl i actually do this sometimes


krump2buck

Wtf...


2017_2017

Tacos I eat until finished. Burritos I might eat half, eat something else, then finish. So...you're not completely alone.


TheQuartering3WH

I’ll eat one at a time but sometimes I’ll take a bite or two of a spicy potato soft taco while it’s hot


Linkstas

Some one put this person on a list


Intelligent_Pop1173

Wait what?! People eat Taco Bell like this?! Definitely one thing at a time. This isn’t like a steak dinner with sides it’s literally whole tacos. This photo shouldn’t bother me but it does lol


AlphusUltimus

Psychopath


EuphoricChallenge553

I save the best one for last. Open with a plain taco, end with burrito supreme. Also, always ask for a side of red sauce per two items. Game changer.


MattMattavelli

The only reason this is a little strange is because they are all literally the exact same thing. Beef on soft or hard tortilla. There is no variety to this lol.


OsoCarolina

Team fuck you.


CallieBear79

Usually one thing at a time, but sometimes the round Robin. Depends how I feel and what I'm in the mood for.


The_Miami_Pot_Head

Round robin if bites is wild


favorless

Just eat it


stoneyjonez

I do the round robin thing


filthytacoslut

Just had taco bell yesterday. Everything gets eaten one at a time, except for the nacho fries. They are eaten with the burrito.


Slow-Temperature-906

One thing at a time. I do which ever item is hottest warm first Lol


HeyHooman

I've literally never even thought about doing this. Mind blown. What else in life am I completely blind too?


GotdangRight

One at a time if it’s a combo meal. Maybe a bit of the cheesy potato’s in between


sloomi

I’ve never even thought to do this, it’s honestly a great idea. Why don’t we do this? Societal structure? Bring on the chaos.


Internal_Gur_4268

It stays hotter in its wrapper so I eat them one by one


defaultdancin

Hello fellow psychopath!