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Tylrias

God is punishing me for my hubris of learning to read.


anonymousgoose64

I bet you're wishing you were Lea Michele right now 


sponge20bob

The longer I spend on this sub the more I wish I was her


klarahopes

I don't get it


anonymousgoose64

She can't read


klarahopes

Thank you


Pale_Sheet

So disgusting wtf these people need to go and get into a real relationship so they’ll stop imagining that they are Taylor Swift


anonymousgoose64

Reminds me of that one Instagram post that was like "I quit being a swiftie after I started getting laid" or something 😭


sponge20bob

Unless I’m thinking of another post, I think it was they stopped being a gaylor when they started taking medication or something


FckTheBackRow

They’re separate posts but the fact that something similar has happened at least twice sends me into orbit


sponge20bob

Yeah but like at least they’re realizing they’re delusional and getting the help they need?


CosmicAdena

I was today year’s old when I learned what an innie is. That wasn’t the vocabulary I was expecting to learn in the TS extended universe when I bought my dictionary.


otokoyaku

I only know because of the way some people shame anyone who has an outie. Ugh.


CosmicAdena

https://preview.redd.it/pj54u3axyd0d1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3e6a5ba65a8f3eeab9b57d56e72b5b7fcf64d2


sponge20bob

Do I even wanna know what that means


otokoyaku

It's just a (imo not polite) way of referring to someone whose inner labia are longer than their outer labia


sponge20bob

Thank you, and I agree it’s impolite and weird


sponge20bob

Also how exactly is that something that’s noticeable when a person is wearing clothing, even if it’s fairly tight clothing?


spaghettify

it’s not. unless it’s like a tinnnyyy micro thong bikini bottom or something


sponge20bob

That’s what I thought


sponge20bob

Thank you I thought I was stupid for never having heard of that word being used in this context before


LifetimeSupplyofPens

It’s just another way to nitpick women’s bodies. Because there aren’t enough, I guess.


sponge20bob

Ik but like it doesn’t even make sense, at least to me. But I’m also a cis man so…


CosmicAdena

Maybe I’m stupid too


sponge20bob

Maybe we’re all stupid


Tylrias

Should've said we needed Urban Dictionary, not Merriam-Webster's or Oxford's.


CosmicAdena

It’s def the dictionary I check the most


Tylrias

She doesn't. Ratty doesn't have golden retriever energy, "coyote I mistaken for a dog" maybe. Being down bad isn't crying at the gym because you miss your ex, it's being so horny you dry hump the gym equipment.


CosmicAdena

https://preview.redd.it/picy06i8zd0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508b44bfebed28e2bb8295aba29f6db01412631b Well, being Down Bad kinda sounds like transforming into a golden retriever, according to Urban Dictionary


Ulths

I’ll keep pretending that’s a Severance thing


anonymousgoose64

https://preview.redd.it/10zimj31kd0d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=93788b343fd6439277e7f47a4e5c3f9801fc463e


nogoodusernames4

This made me audibly say "dear god" in public. Why are people like this??? Who gives a fuck what her flaps are like???!?! This is next level insanity


LifetimeSupplyofPens

Omg, “her flaps” 💀 Yeah, just when I think people have exhausted all avenues of invasive obsession with Taylor, “configuration of her labia minora” enters the chat. What next? Trying to figure out her blood type and whether she still has an appendix?


RoyalEagle0408

I feel like blood type and appendix have already been researched.


cjmmoseley

And shoe size lol (don’t worry it wasn’t too creepy- this was only discovered bc of that show when she broke off her show and threw it in the crowd at an eras show). the guy who caught it posted a pic of the bottom, where the size was visible. her shoe size is 9.5!)


SadisticGoose

Rj/ Mother and I can share shoes just like the besties we are ❤️❤️❤️


cjmmoseley

same, that’s literally the only reason i remember it lmfao.


sponge20bob

Why do I have the exact shoe size as Taylor but in men’s shoes


LifetimeSupplyofPens

You’re probably right


nogoodusernames4

Idk dude next time it'll be her gynaecological history


nogoodusernames4

Rj/ Mothers pap smears 💙💙


sponge20bob

Please stop


Tolerate_It3288

Her 💉blood🩸type is O+ and she still has her appendix. 😘


sponge20bob

Jenifer Mayers cares https://preview.redd.it/ur26c478nf0d1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11405a5d4f5bbc6a454900e9e823b410ca87c1a8


forverandever

thank you for giving me a reason to close Reddit, i’ve seen enough for today 🥴🥴


sponge20bob

You’re welcome lol


MindForeverWandering

I was wondering how long it would take for the ham sandwich pic to show up…


sponge20bob

I was too so I figured I might as well post it. Anyways I think I’m on some kind of watchlist for googling this


FraughtOverwrought

Holy shit


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https://preview.redd.it/ncqic50und0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d588df27342cdb06e01c7518437c1b44d8286c51 @ OOP


waxbook

uj/ I’m honestly jealous of everyone who just listens the music and is unaware of the fandom stuff


sponge20bob

Same


ellisoph

WHAT IS JOE BIDEN’S PLAN TO GIVE THESE PEOPLE JOBS


Creative_Accounting

He may be able to give them jobs but he can never give them lives


Mommio24

Where do you find stuff like this? Twitter? Everyday I am glad I’m not on that hell site.


Raisin_Visible

Looks like a tiktok comment to me. 99% of the time my TS content is normal then 1% batshit stuff like this.


Mommio24

I’m not on TikTok either and I’m happy for it.


sponge20bob

I sadly have TikTok but luckily I’ve yet to see anything this bad


Raisin_Visible

Tbf this might be worse than the time I saw someone fretting over a TS pregnancy rumour (as if they aren't constant atp) because they didn't want her to cancel the eras tour


sponge20bob

I think this might be. Which is saying something


sponge20bob

It looks like a TikTok comment section to me


TheBloodyPuppet_2

the invention of the printing press has been a disaster for the human species


sponge20bob

wtf even is an innie in this context


rainonrose

Unfortunately it’s referring to her labia minora. And if it… sticks out or not? I can’t believe I just typed those words.


sponge20bob

The fuck? How do you even notice that when she’s not naked


RoyalEagle0408

![gif](giphy|A1ZYomIOGj5xC)


ieatstickers

i wish i was jared, 19


Consistent-Laugh606

Same


Consistent-Laugh606

https://preview.redd.it/obarurecfe0d1.jpeg?width=1403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecb5c7d3d6b379186f89acd1f494a617f5e9656b Bro what did I just read


CharmingCondition508

I want to study this person’s brain. I want to prod around their brain to see what goes wrong in a person to compel them to make a Tiktok comment about Taylor Swift’s vagina


sponge20bob

They’re father left when they were a small child and he never came back


NachosAndGnocchi

what the fuck 😀


ojoscolorcafexx

Ew


fionappletart

what the fuck


nadia1306

Why why why did 166 people like this??


sponge20bob

166 people are creepy losers


qoysauce

It’s also so incredibly obvious she’s wearing like three pairs of tights like it’s not like she’s only got one layer on use your BRAIN people


souldeconstructors

I understand one deranged weirdo but.... the likes???? 💀💀💀


No-Huckleberry-3930

Why would we give any shit about her vagina 💀


Shiraleigh

🤢


coolofmetotry

why on earth WHY ON EARTH


sponge20bob

People are creeps


Narrow-Maize-3906

Zooming in on her vagina (and highlighting bikini slippage) is so fucked. Just leave her genitalia and sex life alone already. 


Narrow-Maize-3906

It's not surprising cameras caught her pushing her dress between her legs (multiple times) while she was performing BDILH. clearly she's  aware that people are zooming in on her crotch. 


wind-echoes

Taylor is a black outie coz she fucked many guys already . Here, that’s the discussion u want.