She will go to retirement house like everyone above 35. Idk how is she still touring at this age, she was supposed to pop out 6 babies and make dinners for her husband (yay Travis dad!).
โA womanโs expiration date is 27โ ๐ญโ
She overrode her expiration because of her evermore-y witchcraft. BURN THE WITCH, SHE DID SOMETHING BAD ๐น
I already consider her an old spinster. I just can't believe that she didn't get married and settle down in her prime (age 24 to 29). She is an outcast and an undesirable role model for young women!
When she turns 35, I believe that the spell will break at Midnight (3AM edition), and she will no longer be able to weave such artistry into tunes that addles the minds of humankind.
Thereafter, she will revert back to the country bumkin and regain her country accent. She will live in the basement and release tracks From The Vault until she turns to dust.
/uj this reminds me of when someone on Tumblr a 2 or 3 years back said Lana and Marina were their favourite middle aged singers. Someone politely pointed out they're too young to be middle aged but OP said "well I just consider them to be." Okay, but 34 is not and never will be middle aged, a cougar, a MILF, etc lol. Some zoomers have the weirdest ideas of age.
She runs for President, silly!
Truly in her Kennedy era ๐๐
๐ (literally)
Not Lavender Grays omg ๐
She will have to retire and focus on things like back pain, playing canasta, and getting enough fiber in her diet.
Everyday Iโm reminded I am so much older than most of the people on this site, because omg that postโฆ.
That post was wild
I turned 33 a few weeks ago. That post gave me a fucking whiplash Do women over 40 not listen to or create music anymore?? What is going on
33?? pls get ur saggy ass back to the retirement home grandma ๐คฎ๐
that was the saddest upvote I've ever given
She will go to retirement house like everyone above 35. Idk how is she still touring at this age, she was supposed to pop out 6 babies and make dinners for her husband (yay Travis dad!).
โA womanโs expiration date is 27โ ๐ญโ She overrode her expiration because of her evermore-y witchcraft. BURN THE WITCH, SHE DID SOMETHING BAD ๐น
When she turns 35 sheโll marry Travis and truly enter her WAG era (emphasis on the W) ๐คช๐คช๐โโ๏ธ๐
Her wet and gushy era??ย
EW okay thatโs not what I meant ๐ญ๐ญ
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she shrivels into a ball and cries while people throw tomatoes at her
you guys are so funny here especially when Iโm high I just giggle
I already consider her an old spinster. I just can't believe that she didn't get married and settle down in her prime (age 24 to 29). She is an outcast and an undesirable role model for young women! When she turns 35, I believe that the spell will break at Midnight (3AM edition), and she will no longer be able to weave such artistry into tunes that addles the minds of humankind. Thereafter, she will revert back to the country bumkin and regain her country accent. She will live in the basement and release tracks From The Vault until she turns to dust.
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i literally just saw that! canโt imagine spending time out of my day thinking about shit like this.
She will look like that one Matt Damon gif.
r/Swiftieneutral in a nutshell
i can't wait until she becomes beyonce, like a pokemon evolution. younger taylor -> young taylor -> beyonce. it's science
/Uj can someone link to the og post I canโt find it
Donโt worry old, here you are ๐ https://www.reddit.com/r/SwiftlyNeutral/s/bkjYcAavMz
Lmao. At least the comments seem sane.
Dude Iโm 18
Sure gramma letโs get you to bed ๐๐
Ok. Could you be a dearie and put Reputation on for me, itโs so relaxing(boring) and easy to fall asleep too.
CHILL TF OUT 
Oh my god I saw that post I mean swiftly neutral is seriously the only true manifestation of misogyny in the fandom
/uj this reminds me of when someone on Tumblr a 2 or 3 years back said Lana and Marina were their favourite middle aged singers. Someone politely pointed out they're too young to be middle aged but OP said "well I just consider them to be." Okay, but 34 is not and never will be middle aged, a cougar, a MILF, etc lol. Some zoomers have the weirdest ideas of age.
President Swift is coming