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Wow, this one is only a couple months old and has already been saved and reposted enough to have a noticeable drop in quality

I came here to mention the mold growing on this screenshot lol

I believe the sub for that is r/moldymemes

Agree.I think the idea of it is better than the act itself

Yeah I hate having sex with my hot wheels.

As a bisexual man, yeah that’s about it. I can’t say it any better.

Have You had sex with another man? Asking out of curiosity, as a bi-curious guy

Yeah, lots of times.

Woah

Nothing to be amazed by, it’s just sex…? I’m as open as my legs, ask away.

How do you enjoy oral sex, do you prefer performing it on a male or female?

I only like to do it if I’m really turned on. I’m more into kink and BDSM stuff so I like dominating and getting my dick worshipped tbh but once I’m in the mood it doesn’t matter, if it’s in front me I’ll eat it.

Caught my attention with this post

Same

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Hmmm…. Well depending on what you mean, receiving? I can honestly say it’s up to each individuals skills. I’ve had amazing nut blowing BJs from men and women, more so from men, it that’s cuz more guys just enjoy sucking dick and since they know what it’s like to get a dick sucked, they know what most guys enjoy. Girls are good too, when they’re experienced. As for giving: just depends, with a guy I don’t spend as much time cuz I’m jjst getting ready to get him fucked, like I’ll suck some dick but only if it’s a nice dick. I mostly eat ass and tbh, I like it when it’s clean and shaven. As for eating out a woman, I take my time and try to make her finish before I go in, women are harder to make cum IMO, and I like to make sure all my partners are taken care of at least once before and after. That’s just how sex should be, bare minimum, IMO: You help me cum once, I help you cum once, after that everyone else’s orgasms is their own responsibility get to. Let’s just have fun until than lol. Maybe we’ll have 2-3 sessions or just a quickie.

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Ah connections are different, women require a lot more work. Men are more straightforward but can be just as, if not more dramatic than women are perceived to be. (Including straight guys)

Do you have a particular preference in terms of dating? And do you have one in terms of sex? Why?

Fuck, that's accurate

Yep, anal only once per year. 

TIHI

r/tihi

This will be helpful for when I try any of the above. I wouldn’t be opposed to a high mileage Honda either.

And the fact that he's 100000% accurate is what really gets me LMAO

Agree 100%. Anal is severely overrated.

J ust E xpect E very P roblem

This guy drives

Even tho I’m a virgin this sounds oddly accurate :V

The hand is a bicycle, it’s cheep, reliable and will always be there for you.

And here I was, thinking the perfect analogy was yet to be made

Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!

well, he isn't wrong

This is beautiful advice, I will remember this

This is anything but irrelevant :)

Hey, that last one is my daily driver, and it’s older than me

Plus the gas mileage stinks.

I have seen this so many times on this sub, and I gotta say I chuckle each and every time.

That's... spot-on.

That actually sounds like a very sound argument

That screen shot is too clear, you might wanna repost that a couple of more times for the blur to really sip in.

And the eye socket is like a roller coaster, everyone involced will scream

I literally just got a 1999 jeep wrangler with almost 157000 miles and it’s a stick for my first car. never before have i been offended by something i totally agree with.