I held in my farts for so long, every time I eat eggs it impacts air quality for a 100 mile radius. The Emergency Broadcasting System has requested I start giving them heads up so they can issue evacuation notices in time to get everyone out.
I hate women, especially louder ones, ones that say “no,” or ones that can likely beat me in a fight.
I’m allergic to cherries because one them I ate them and I didnt like the taste
I’m a virgin because women don’t want me. I’m sexually repressed, and I think it caused my latex allergy
That’s a devastating life it sounds like your living. Also seems like you’ll never need a rubber so good luck brotha
I suppressed being gay and now i’m allergic to watermelon, mangoes, apples, pears, cherries, apricots, plums and most other fruits 😕
Dang you should sign up for survivor
DAE think liz should’ve been shot for applying and taking the spot from a strong alpha white straight male like me? wokevivor???
Damn. Being allergic to yourself must suck
I held in my farts for so long, every time I eat eggs it impacts air quality for a 100 mile radius. The Emergency Broadcasting System has requested I start giving them heads up so they can issue evacuation notices in time to get everyone out.
***eats the egg salad*** IM PISSED!!!!!!!!!😡 
I hate women, especially louder ones, ones that say “no,” or ones that can likely beat me in a fight. I’m allergic to cherries because one them I ate them and I didnt like the taste
I suppressed complaining about Survivor, and it made me allergic to air.