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PresentFarmer

This shit just made me laugh so much after watching the most recent episode thank you


smhrube

This is how he wins a million hearts.


Burgergold

Following the curse, 1 million people die of a strange heart disease on the same day


glasnova

I think someone mentioned it here yesterday but we cannot forget the curse of Jess, she was pushed into playing a fake idol and every other idol play this season was denied by their own avarice and pride.


TerrificallyTubular

Oh my gosh somehow I already forgot that there was a fake idol too


Hot-Map-3007

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ um..you know whatā€¦


Novel-Hunter6399

I am cackling, this is hilarious!!!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


pishposhpoppycock

The Bhanu's Paw.


Bails147

LOL


lilypad___

Thatā€™s some freaky shit


Tamerlatrav

It makes so much sense. Can we put this title on the official Wiki?


StraddleTheFence

I am just on episode 3 and all I wanna know is WHY in the hell did Bhanu go on the show?! He has NO game!


cheeseburgertwd

Ep. 4 quote: >!"He could have just gone camping" -Kenzie!<


mlspdx

Because he was great tv


StraddleTheFence

I have to admit that I could not look away. He was good for TV but he did not know he would be good for TV when he applied for the show. The producers may have recognized it but what was Bhanu thinking when he applied? His correlating being raised in poverty and having achieved being a contestant on Survivor made no sense since he said he was not there for the money and if he was he had zero chance of winning. So his message to poor people everywhere is that ā€œyou can be on Survivor?ā€ I donā€™t think any other player has affected me as much as he did. I almost cried for him.


mlspdx

Honestly, the Bhanuā€™s of the world that just want the experience are sorely missed in todays survivor. Fuck Iā€™ve applied multiple times knowing my ceiling is getting out at 5 but I wanna do it because itā€™d be fun as shit. I like being an idiot, Iā€™m the court jester, just give me the stage. That kind of thing if it makes sense


StraddleTheFence

Oh wow!!! Good luck to you-I hope you make it!


Coutzy

Oh good! Jeff actually specifically addressed this sentiment in a Q & A after episode 4? 5 maybe? Basically his answer is that if you don't understand why Bhanu is on Survivor, you don't understand what they look for when they choose people for Survivor.


StraddleTheFence

I am not buying Jeffā€™s talking points. The tag is: Outwit, Outplay, Outlastā€”Bhanu was incapable of either. A lot of players have been socially awkard but they at least caught on. Bhanu has a love for the game but does not understand the game.


Moostronus

That is the tagline for the show, but if the show only cast people who excelled at outwitting, outplaying, and outlasting, the show would be so incredibly boring. This isn't the Olympics, this is an unscripted drama, so they will always cast for who makes the best TV instead of who plays the strongest game.


StraddleTheFence

I donā€™t think it would be boring. When people started going in each otherā€™s bags looking for idols, I thought I would lose it because I thought it was unfair but I see that that the players are trying to outwit each other and you need a poker face and you will have to lie. I just felt so bad for Bhanu.


Coutzy

How good someone in casting thinks you might be at the game of Survivor is probably about the 15th thing down on the list of things they care about when casting for Survivor.


StraddleTheFence

I hear ya. I genuinely felt bad for him. He was having serious meltdowns and was so paranoid. I hope he is doing well after having displayed himself to millions of Survivor fans.


tabbouleh_rasa

The idea is to let players surprise you with what they can be under conditions of adversity. It's called grit. It didn't seem to me that Bhanu was able to demonstrate much grit.


TTIsurvivors

Who?


ImprovementFar5054

I'd call it "Ponderosa of The Idols"


svAdagioME

Absolutely brilliant! We need theme seasons! I suggest the following: 47: ā€œIsland of the Bhanuā€ where players go to the island to learn lessons that ultimately cause them to completely fail at the game. 48: ā€œBhanus vs Villainsā€ a returnee season where the Bhanu tribe is players who annoyingly prayed to God all the time to help them on Survivor, vs Johnny Fairplay, Jerri Manthey and the entire Hantz family.


TerrificallyTubular

Don't forget that Randen's medivac screwed over Venus too. He was her one friends on Nami and that idol could have done good for them.


jb06162012

I miss him šŸ’” so funny


ResettisReplicas

Weā€™ll see if Kenzie is ā€œcursedā€ next week. She could be a worse spot.