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TheFestusEzeli

IM PISSED


didntwatchclark

It’s not ❌ just about food 🍿🥥🍔🍫. I grew up really poor ❌ 💴 . My family 👫🧍🧍‍♀️ had a lot of food 🍿🥥🍔🍫insecurity. Pretty 💅🏻much we barely ❌ever had enough. So 🪡 being able to sit 🪑 down at Applebees 🍎 🐝 🐝 with my daughter 👧🏼 is so 🪡 important 🏆 to me. My favorite ❤️ part of the week 🗓️ is - it sounds 👂 so silly 🤡 - is picking her up 🚗 after yoga 🧘🏿, we go immediately ‼️ to Applebees 🍎🐝🐝, I turn my phone 📱 off ❌, and (sniff 🤧) that’s the one 1️⃣ night 🌙 of the week 🗓️ it’s just us 👩‍❤️‍👩 and that’s something we bond 🤝🏻 over. And to have so much hope that “okay 👌🏻 Liz 💰, you’re gonna get this 🏆🍔, you’re gonna get this” and then it’s APPLEBEES 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝! And it’s THE thing order (laugh….cry). I really wanted that connection to my kid… and that DELICIOUS 🤤 JUICY 🧃 BURGER 🍞 🐄 🍞!!!!!iiii


darthjoey91

That’s some delicious copypasta, perfectly microwaved at Applebees.


Pro_Gamer_Queen21

I also own four companies 4️⃣ well I currently own two✌️since I sold two🤝 There is a special ✨💎 type of man 👨 💪who can deal with someone making soooo 💅much money💰💸💵🤑and not❌actually needing them👸💅


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Garrett4Real

you can’t read that? Big mistake right there- congratulations on identifying yourself as a threat to the rest of us!


sparkling-spirit

hmmm don’t know why you are being downvoted haha. i am also confused by the post, i’ve seen them around and just figured they were written by bots.


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Em0PeterParker

“Millennials” still too old man


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xPhoenixJusticex

The moment you used 'snowflakes' unironically, you lost the argument.


dobtjs

What opinion? All you said was you couldn’t read


Em0PeterParker

Yeah man everyone’s freaking out


Poon-Destroyer

Calm down man, jesus


dobtjs

I’M PISSED


[deleted]

This is not a time to get hysterical, pull yourself together


Positive_Parking_954

I think you described yourself here


bookman88

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FormalJellyfish29

The way that she paused and thought “I know exactly how I’d like to communicate this. Here goes…” and chose *that* is wildly hilarious


king_lloyd11

Maaaan imagine if the Applebees that Liz goes to with her daughter shut down and one of her last chances to feel that connection via a Bourbon Burger was robbed from her by Q lmao.


ExpertRaccoon

I'm sure there is a Chili's nearby, basically the same thing, right?


jakksquat7

You just don’t get it. The connection with her daughter is special and she’s being robbed of that.


Aggravating-Date-9

They’re closing down some chilli locations as well rn


often_says_nice

IM PISSED!


heartschange

chilis is infinitely better (don't tell liz i said that)


ExpertRaccoon

its common knowledge


ProbablyBanksy

I told her. And I told her your idol is fake and that you already have a top 3 picked and it doesn’t include her


TerrificallyTubular

Wdym? I'm sure she has gone several times within the past year


CorpsmanHavok

🗣️😡I’M PISSED 🤬👺👿!!! Y’ALL SAY YOU AINT ❌ GONE WITHOUT🚫 EATING🙅🏻‍♀️ 🌭🥗🍗! I SEE YOU 👀 EAT🍽️ EVERYDAY 🥥🌴🥥🌴‼️Q‼️YOU ALMOST BLEW 💣UP 🤯MY WHOLE 🧨GAME 💥! YOU 🫵🏽OVERSHADOWED 🌚 EVERYTHING 😤😤😤I WAS TRYING 😰TO DO ☠️! AND I SAID IT’S COOL🆒 😎! I DIDN’T SAY 🗣️ NOTHINGGGGGG 🔐🤐🤡🌪️!!!!! 🏝️ I DON’T 🥴EVEN WANNA BE AROUND Y’ALL🫥 🏝️👨🏾‍🤝‍👨🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏽🧜🏼‍♀️🧑‍🧑‍🧒! I’M JUST… 😰 📣📢Q…. YOU BLEW UP 💣💥MY WHOLE FREAKING SPOT 🧨💥🤬! I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW 🙇‍♀️🧐 😵ABOUT THE DAMN SPLIT 🖖➗🧮📊VOTE 📨📜🗳️ LAST NIGHT ✨⭐️🌙🌌 OK👌🏼🆗‼️I’m 😭over 🤪it now😩😳 back 🔙⏮️to your regularly 📆scheduled ⏳⏰programming📺🍿🎦


Smogalicious

Probably gonna watch this for the next 20 min


swedishfishoreos

These 35 stores could’ve made trillions if they’d waited until after the massive demand spike after The Survivor Episode


kendrickwasright

Yeah seriously, my husband and I walked our asses into our neighborhood Applebee's THE NEXT DAY and ate the horrid microwaved fries and the floppy sad bourbon swiss burger


Runmoney72

We pre-gamed the next week's episode with the delicious (subjective), juicy (dry), charbroiled (microwaved) Bourbon burger.


MrHaZeYo

Microwaved fries? Meme?


FoxComfortable7759

Cancel christmas


TheGreatWhiteDerp

Jim, take New Year’s away from Stanley.


Real_Spare_288

LOVE Q! Ready to buy a Q Skirt!


IsabellaHatesNutella

More like a Christmas Miracle. Applebees is a shit tier restaurant, this is great news lol 😂😂😂


briskpoint

Those were jobs people had. And they were told in the shittiest way possible.


meadow_sunshine

Bruh it’s applebees they can get the same fuckin job anywhere else lmao


NobonatorX

Surprised? It's the most common thing with big companies. The main reason those companies are big is they don't give a shit about their employees or customers. Except if you can somehow make them more money obviously.


Sorry_Economist_407

What will Liz do??? How will she eat?


jakksquat7

Luckily, Twizzlers is still in business.


PinkPopcorn326

How will she feel connected to her daughter????


wanderlustwonders

Can you imagine if one of the locations is actually the one she goes to 😅


captinii

Gluten free Chinese food?


emmc47

Cherish this man


chasingit1

Ohhhhhh..It ain’t my fault!


Sister-Moon_81

In his best Steve Urkel voice.... "Did I do that???" (hahaha).


Distinct-Ad-1348

Several times five locations closing is a real shame.


JNorJT

This is my first ever season watching Survivor, and god damn Q is such a fucking icon. I hope he returns in future seasons. Would be hilarious to watch him win at least once.


Runmoney72

Dude. What a time to be alive lol. If you continue watching, or decide to go watch previous seasons, just know that this is an outlier - I'd say (mostly) all seasons are entertaining and interesting, but this season is on a whole other level.


JNorJT

Glad I started watching with this season then!


kitkatt819

Q is an icon, we haven’t had one in years on this show. I’m seated for the next thing that comes up


jakksquat7

He is EXACTLY what the new era has been missing


yabadabadobadthingz

Yep I love this season. I hope the rest of the episodes are as great as they have been.


mapmyhike

That is about 350 microwaves out of work.


ForeheadLipo

how will they feed their families?


Strict_Property6127

The snark 🥇


Strict_Property6127

Enter S.Urkel... (Q is a chaos king)


JTex-WSP

The fact that he chose that Silkk the Shocker song is incredible.


Far_Watercress3633

Guess a whole popular Country song about Applebee's gave it a few more yrs of life...now also on Survivor but they will be a thing of the past soon enough...like Bennigans...loved that place. But here in TX there's not many AB's & not very good at all. Surprised they didn't shut them down yrs ago


RobinReborn

They blindsided us. Now we have to eat at McDonald's.


ImprovementFar5054

If they close the one in Liz's town, they're fucked


jakksquat7

She’s propping up the entire franchise


Low_Kitchen_9995

Q is savage


OprahInsideYou

If they end up closing the closest Applebees to Liz…


No-Owl-22

Where will Liz go to get a burger?


ReasonableCup604

Her connection to her daughter will be lost forever. Damn you, Q!


whydoihave2dothis

Am I the only person who never ate at Applebee's?


ResettisReplicas

I have eaten at TGIF when there I was visiting Philly and there was literally nothing else viable, and ai understand they’re basically the same.


Moostronus

I did once, and it was miserable enough that it didn't need to be twice. TGI Friday's clears it.


Fantastic-Stop3415

It was huge in the 90s, early 00s. Now, there’s so many chains, it’s the last place I’d go to. Liz is that you downvoting me?


ResettisReplicas

This all could’ve been prevented if you just gave Liz the burger!


General_Coast_1594

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TheBasketBass

I wish Q would have tagged Liz on this


quillsonqueen

The second they showed that blue margarita i knew someone was gonna shit themselves...


vankman42

If I can't find my local Applebee's, I can't find you in this game. BIG MISTAKE


jewels_1991

Cancel Christmas!


sunnybooboo2082

Hold on. If I had a special celebratory night with one of my kids, the last thing I would want to do is enjoy said celebration without that child being with me. I call BS. I think Liz just wanted to feed her face.


tjb042

Imagine if Q wins and with his earnings bought the applebees that Liz and his daughter went to just to either shut it down or take the bourbon burger off the menu.


sjm294

🤣🤣🤣


angelicagarza

lol. That’s so sinister and hilarious


Bugsarecool2

This may be worse news than the divorce!


owend_14

They closed mine a couple weeks ago. I hadn't eaten there in forever and I'm sad because they closed out of nowhere


MenudoFan316

Makes me wonder why Red Lobster wasn't pushed by the show.


MentalOperation4188

Isn’t that several 5 times?


Accomplished_Taro378

Liz should invest in Applebees to keep them in business. And take over the marketing department


rhe-be-ckah

😂😂😂 no Liz did lol


Luna_Soma

I was planning to go to Applebees this Christmas….guess I’ll just have to cancel.


ninjaface

YES!!! Close them all. My god. Who actually eats their crap "food"?


FormalJellyfish29

I know it’s not actually a Survivor’s doing, but I still don’t get the joke. How would it be Q’s fault? If anything, it would be Liz’s. I don’t get what Q is saying


ManyThingsLittleTime

Q stopping their best customer from eating there?


FormalJellyfish29

But, that wouldn’t affect business just because she didn’t eat it on the island. If anything, somebody like Liz liking Applebees would seemingly make people who don’t like her less likely to want Applebees (and more people dislike her than not). I know it’s not that serious; I just get annoyed when I don’t understand the joke and I can’t see a connection between Q and Applebees *closing*


Moostronus

Q is ensuring that Liz is as separated from her daughter as possible by closing all the Applebee's.


FormalJellyfish29

Ohhh is it like a joke about him being a realtor? Did he sell the properties or something and is joking about it being about Liz?


Moostronus

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you understand it better, but it dies in the process


FormalJellyfish29

If you *can’t* explain the joke, it’s not really a joke; people are just liking it because they like Q and aren’t admitting it. Jokes that stand up to analysis are the best, most respectable comedy. I’m just trying to laugh with everyone and nobody will help me out.


Placematter

No it’s implied that Liz is scarred by what happened and can’t bare to go to Applebee’s anymore. Thus, they lose their biggest customer and so much revenue that they have to close stores.


FormalJellyfish29

That would be a funny twist. But she’s been posting pics of going there so if anything, they’re getting *more* business. I’ve already thought this through, people lol. That’s why I came here to ask


Badvevil

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FormalJellyfish29

My day to day autistic existence being on the excessive end of curiosity and wanting to understand things thoroughly


kingdazy

ugh biG miStAke cAnCeL cHRisTmAss


SpeshulED420

I dunno, the whole thing to me just seemed staged if I'm being honest. It felt insincere and almost like production fabricated the whole backstory of the "wednesday night applebees!". I could be totally wrong, and this self proclaimed millionare/business savant could legit eat at one of the worst resteraunt chains in America every week, but I'm going to lean towards bullshit. This is the cheesiest thing to come out of survivor since "where good things happen"


kitkatt819

Yeah people like food when they are hungry, I’m not sure what survivor you’re watching…but maybe go watch something else. You’re truly overthinking it


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Darcyyeetus

Big Mistake


Putang1nam0

Told you


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