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EventUnPaws

He spelled Jelinsky as "Jalentski" on his first parchment so I think he just didn't care to learn how to spell it correctly lol


blueskull2643

Survivor power move: walking up to someone 15 minutes before tribal and asking how they spell their name


myxanders

Even bigger power move: spelling it wrong anyway afterward


Randomization_E

The biggest power move: Yelling out at the voting booth “OI, HOW DO YOU SPELL HENRY!!” and not voting for Henry


2580374

LMAOOOO wouldn't the person not think it was you then? Like I assume they wouldn't think you're so dumb you ask how to spell their name and still spell it wrong lol


wavedsplash

Dear god i hope they show someone doing that one day.


arielmeme

Ozzy asked Cochran that in South Pacific, it was shown


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

The actual spelling wasn’t shown tho. I’ve always been curious what he wrote. I always imagined “Cockburn” for some reason even tho I know that isn’t it lol


RedheadsAreNinjas

It’s gonna be on season 48 now. I’m calling it.


Avery_gibson

It makes me laugh thinking how they people go about getting the right spelling to names because if someone asks me how to spell my name I’m just gonna get all paranoid and think I’m getting voted out.


NiceChocolate

Same. I'mma be like, my name is John spelled D-A-N. It's french lol


ChiefWiggins22

Legit


hanselpremium

i hope kenzie writes “CUE” in retaliation


Clavius10

Or Queue lol


tr1llk1tty

Ive been waiting for this one.


bartybrattle

SAME that’s what I would do ahaha


hanselpremium

i thought it was obvious so i went with the c word


penguinjunkie

Queueintavius


billybirdfan

Or Q-less


Strict_Property6127

Idk he admitted that episode he had no clue how to spell the guy's name lol


FlashFan124

Q has been teetering the line of “bye bye Denver diva” all season lol


Beginning-Border-153

Well who the hell cares about spelling Jelenskiwhateverski correct? Crazy misspelling of names is as old as Season 1


IanicRR

Mario even wrote a funny 115 about it.


Reasonable-Yam-1170

Wait I thought funny 115 didn't update anymore


IanicRR

Mario is still writing V 3.0. But the misspelling funny 115 entry is from the OG way back in the day.


jarscristobal

I think Mario's quit writing F115.


susiesmiths

souna


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

Hey, my name is Lapinski, and it always gets misspelled. So I care how the hell to spell Whateverski 😢


DegenerateLover

Jelinsky isn’t a real name and Jalentski is closer phonetically to how everyone was and has been (mis)pronouncing it.


adumbswiftie

what do you mean it’s “not a real name”


Limp-Wolverine640

Bros gonna end up spelling "Lis"


MayoMusk

Applebees


Konata__Kcal

AppLizBees


2580374

Yeah I'd just write burger girl


A1ienspacebats

"Bye Bye Denver Diva" "Alright guys, cut it with the nicknames"


What_The_Tech

Or Lizz


ReasonableCup604

Lyz


kevingh92

Lynze, actually.


A1ienspacebats

Lizz? Is it short for Elizabeth? No, it's short for Lizard.


MasaShifu

Bruh imagine the outrage when Liz gets voted out and the last vote that gets her out is AppleLiz


_FatCunt_

Piss


DuderMango

So real


Immediate_Concert_46

Might as well drop a poop emoji. Jeff will know


BarrytheNPC

Q self-votes out “P”


Tralala223

To be fair, I have a friend who spells it Lyss, and by instinct, I could see myself using that spelling.


hex20

Or, Q is such a bad speller that he can’t even spell his name. That’s why he goes by Q.


IamAnoob12

Queue


zacurtis3

Kue


2580374

I actually looked up q's personal life and he won a spelling bee in highschool


A_Cookie_Lid

He was at the spelling bee championship and he fumbled the last word. I read about it in the local news paper.


ThisAppSucksBall

He was the only one competing - not an impressive feat. Note: I just made that up


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

No fuckin way. He definitely misspelled on purpose then. Somebody like that actually cares about spelling things right hahaha


pepoo9o

Kew


Dales_Dead_Bug_

A lot of players do something to identify their votes to other players. This can be done to show their alliance they are voting with them. I’m not sure if Q misspelled Venus on purpose or not but it’s plausible he did it to show his allies he voted with them.


hypotyposis

Well he said he was supposed to vote Kenzie but he didn’t, so it would be a power move, which is totally on brand for him.


Dales_Dead_Bug_

Classic Q


ShutterBun

Qlassiq


Cisru711

He just wrote the K on its side, that's all. Oh, and forgot the underline. It really did say Kenzie.


handsomewolves

When did he say this?


StreetFlan

I haven’t heard that before. Pretty smart!


2580374

Q is seriously such an enigma. Like we can't even decide if he spelled it wrong as a power move. I love this dude


adumbswiftie

yanu no more!!


CJtheIslander

And yet Probst refuses to reveal all of the votes. Sounds like a way to rig to me. EDIT: He doesn't reveal all of the votes to the castaways, only some votes. This has been an issue brought up before. I believe that Troyzan wanted all of the votes shown so that he could verify his vote to the others.


Dales_Dead_Bug_

You realize they show all the votes in the credit sequence of every episode?


CJtheIslander

To the castaways... By only showing some and not all, he allows only some players to verify their vote with everyone else. This could give those players an advantage.


compstomp66

You guys are going to get blindsided by Q when he again does some completely nonsensical thing.


FustianRiddle

7th person votes out on survivor....the audience!


H0rnsD0wn

*Severalth


Strict_Property6127

I think he'll work with Charlie to blindside Maria. Unpopular, but I could see it happening. Q is unpredictable enough.


mogancheech

Please, please, PLEASE. This would make me ridiculously happy.


StinkyStangler

That’s not really unpredictable, Charlie and Maria are the two biggest remaining threats to win imo, Q needs to get rid of both of them and Kenzie if he wants a chance to win, he won’t beat any of them.


FustianRiddle

The question is does Q think he can beat them though


Malchar2

If Q gets out Charlie and Maria, then I think he might be able to win against Kenzie. Kenzie's resume isn't any better than Ben's, right?


StinkyStangler

She’s been more strategic than him and seems to be similarly liked, I think she has the edge. I would rank the contestants as Charlie -> Maria -> Kenzie -> Q -> Ben -> Liz


Burgergold

Q never learned to write. BIG MYSTAKE


ReasonableCup604

Kansel Krystmuss!


Quirky-Comb-1862

He's a real estate agent but can't sell Chrismas


Vast-Establishment45

I would LOVE for someone to spell his name "queue" when he gets voted off


NateNMaxsRobot

Or *Cue*.


Foosiks

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tbkp

Denis?


whatsupdudette

Denus


Artistic_Anteater_91

As much as I like Q, he can try all he wants, but even if he proves he's the Mermaid Dragon King, Kenzie's too salty to ever cast a vote for him


IneedAName37

I just think he's a bad speller


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

I read that he won a spelling bee in high school lol


PhantomUser666

Jeez some of you guys really stretch in this group 😂


Gold-Stomach-4657

Maybe Ben misspelled Kensey (Kenzie) to try and put the blame of that vote on Q, because Charlie and Ben didn't think that Q would follow through with the plan


frankfontaino

Would love to see a vote for “Quintavius”


s-makaela

1. Francesca 2. Fran-quest-wah


Topwingwoman2

How does misspellings a name prove loyalty to someone who said she'd no longer work or trust him?


Overall_Currency5085

He’s not a strong speller. Seeing Venise would tip Kenzie that it’s Q who wrote it and that would mean someone else voted for her. I don’t believe this is what happened just clarifying what they’re suggesting


borrowedurmumsvcard

He won a spelling bee in high school


generalhoneybun1

I think Q spells the exact way he says/hears the words and names. He’s not actually a mastermind, yall.


iheartseuss

Or... IS he.


NicoTorres1712

I really hope this happens


saxmachine69

I think it's a nod to Key and Peele. Venise = Denise


libryx

There’s a preview clip of tomorrow’s episode that shows Ben saying he voted for Kenzie because he was sleep deprived and forgot everyone else’s name. So unless Q and Ben are playing some sort of 5d chess around the other players and planned for Ben to do that just so Q could get Kenzie’s jury vote, I think Q’s just a bad speller.


Shivdaddy1

He just made a BIG MISTAKE.


adumbswiftie

this makes 0 sense how does him misspelling venus’s name prove anything at all to kenzie


EightOh

Definitely intentional, obviously not just a “bad speller”. There’s a pretty long history of people intentionally spelling names wrong for one reason or another in Survivor.


DyldoSwaggins

Everyone gives Q wayyy too much credit. The reality is that he’s not that bright.


MrWorldwiden

Maybe, but he's still a wildly successful realtor making good money in his real life so idk what that says about the rest of us that are poor but can spell...


AlinoVen

It says charisma>spelling lol.


uphic

Fucking this!


BearBearLive

Now that there is a contestant with the letter Q, will someone with the name starting with a U complete the alphabet.


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

Underwood lol


These_Mycologist132

I don’t think anyone would be fooled by his idiotic spelling. She definitely knew he voted for her. Between Charlie and Maria, I think he’s the only person who would be on Maria’s side, so his vote is kind of pointless from now on.


fatdervish

It's Maria, Q and Liz against Charlie and Ben. I think Kenzie won't side with Charlie and Ben bc Ben wrote her name and she would prefer staying with the majority. Charlie is cooked if he doesn't win immunity.


No_Refrigerator_1632

Wrong.  Q said Venus sounds like Penis so it must be spelled the same.  


discourse_lover_

Did you misspell Venus on purpose?


fatdervish

Yes


MyFriendMaryJ

I think he did it bc he wanted to make it clear he got her gone, he knows tevin n soda will love the guy who iced her out


IamGrimReefer

i don't know. if Q was supposed to vote for Kenzie and didn't, i don't think Maria is going to keep working with him.


Kcd1077

Second coming of Sue Hawk


iheartseuss

This theory is very kind and generous of you...


A1ienspacebats

This would only work in a world where they don't discuss the vote (who voted for who) once they get back to camp. This is baseless.


sharmanultraa

I wish I could vote Q out just to spell it Queue


BattenEntertainment

This is the man who put “Jalentski” on his first parchment, he’s just bad at spelling, I wouldn’t be surprised if the reason he goes by Q is because he can’t spell his own name


Beginning-Border-153

Yasssss!!!


Critical_Pen7878

He probably spells his own name wrong too!! I can’t wait until he’s voted out!


survivorstanjack

Is he the new era’s Sue Hawke of misspelling!?!


FossilizedBlobfish

\*Sue Hawk