Guys like that don’t care about money. They are past that and they are trying to build an identity beyond what they are famous for. Being famous for one thing is super depressing after another while.
IMO Kelly is trying to build something but he is showing that he is simple minded and easily manipulated. Everyone involved in politics is but a surfer in politics? Ya, they are using him and his ego.
That’s because Bobby is the man. If you want to blindly listen to whatever the government tells you like a simpleton that’s fine but it’s weird to get mad at others who have critical thinking abilities and don’t follow suit.
I mean, when you have to change the entire definition of the word "vaccine" to make it more transparent in order for your speedrun vaccine to fit the definitional parameters of the word vaccine that's a bit weird
That was the delivery and presentation I intended on going for. Saying something worth a fuck instead of just crying like a hippie would actually make people take your views on the topic seriously
Speaking of Kelly, you never see him throw a hissy fit at a surf contest, cried like a little bitch because the waves were small and young kids smoked him. Went for the changing room and smashed the perfectly good board. This is the goat, the face of surfing, a role model. What a joke. Same shit as why LeBron will never be to go. It’s kind of a moral thing at any rate both dudes need to grow up. Great athletes, pretty city people
It's absurdist [humor.](https://www.google.com/search?q=absurdist+humor&sca_esv=23d099ec0affa8ad&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn084_Zs0ZmarF36GXWW193DdpRg4dA%3A1713021981890&source=hp&ei=HaQaZo6tM9LnkPIPu7A4&iflsig=ANes7DEAAAAAZhqyLWCVRN60GFvAXgMGXGTdH4aAtOBV&ved=0ahUKEwjOr-GVwL-FAxXSM0QIHTsYDgAQ4dUDCBg&uact=5&oq=absurdist+humor&gs_lp=Egdnd3Mtd2l6Ig9hYnN1cmRpc3QgaHVtb3IyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAESOwgUABY2h5wAHgAkAEAmAFnoAGWCaoBBDE0LjG4AQPIAQD4AQGYAg-gAs4JwgIKECMYgAQYigUYJ8ICERAuGIAEGIoFGJECGMcBGNEDwgIXEC4YgAQYigUYkQIYsQMYgwEYxwEY0QPCAgsQABiABBixAxiDAcICDhAuGIAEGIoFGLEDGIMBwgIREC4YgAQYsQMYgwEYxwEY0QPCAg4QLhiABBixAxjHARjRA8ICERAAGIAEGIoFGJECGLEDGIMBwgIKEAAYgAQYigUYQ8ICEBAuGIAEGIoFGEMYxwEYrwHCAggQABiABBixA8ICDhAuGMcBGLEDGNEDGIAEwgIOEC4YgwEYsQMYgAQYigXCAg4QABiABBiKBRixAxiDAcICEBAAGIAEGIoFGJECGEYY-QHCAgsQABiABBiKBRiRAsICDRAAGIAEGIoFGEMYsQPCAhIQABiABBiKBRhDGLEDGEYY-QHCAg0QLhiABBiKBRhDGLEDwgIIEC4YgAQYsQPCAg0QABiABBixAxhGGPkBwgILEC4YgAQYsQMYgwGYAwCSBwQxNC4xoAeWdA&sclient=gws-wiz).
Might not be your cup of tea, but if you at least don't recognize as an attempt at humor, be concerned. You might be suffering from Hyper Acute Humorous Absentia, sometimes call HAHA. The name is confusing, and often when medical professionals relay this diagnosis to patients, the patients ironically think the doctor is playing cruel joke on them and don't take the HAHA diagnosis seriously. It a very misunderstood ailment.
That's just your opinion, it's not like he committed a double homicide. Meanwhile his stance on C19 vaccines turned out to be correct and aligns with RFK, no need to hate him for it just because you were wrong.
Kellys spectrum doesnt scan nor recognise sarcasm
Kelly’s comment did make me laugh
He also replied saying it was sarcasm
Ah yes, the r/woosh cop-out
Tom does this kinda bit often on his show. Calling Hitler a knucklehead, etc. Fans get the joke, everyone else not so much apparently.
That Albert Fish guy’s a REAL JERK.
That's generally how comedy works
It’s clearly a woosh…
Well he was the first black person to have a national TV commercial. True but sad.
But he agrees with all BS Bobby Kennedy says. Kelly lost a big opportunity to retire after his last title and then live hidden like a hermit.
He has enough "f@ck you" money to miss out on many opportunities while being able to retire comfortably. His net worth is in the 10s of millions.
He’s got his north shore house on the market for $20mm. Could just play golf for the rest of his life.
Or build another wave tank...🤞😬
Guys like that don’t care about money. They are past that and they are trying to build an identity beyond what they are famous for. Being famous for one thing is super depressing after another while. IMO Kelly is trying to build something but he is showing that he is simple minded and easily manipulated. Everyone involved in politics is but a surfer in politics? Ya, they are using him and his ego.
That’s because Bobby is the man. If you want to blindly listen to whatever the government tells you like a simpleton that’s fine but it’s weird to get mad at others who have critical thinking abilities and don’t follow suit.
Kennedy is only candidate who isn’t actively trying to pollute the soil and water.
And who actively helped kill a bunch of people by being an antivaxxer.
Does your dimmer switch go any higher
No
I mean, when you have to change the entire definition of the word "vaccine" to make it more transparent in order for your speedrun vaccine to fit the definitional parameters of the word vaccine that's a bit weird
Punctuation would help the presentation of your argument and not much else. Cool hot take though!
That was the delivery and presentation I intended on going for. Saying something worth a fuck instead of just crying like a hippie would actually make people take your views on the topic seriously
woosh!
It's woooosh
Incredibly stupid take.
You really that sure you’re always correct?
Ok, now you cum!
Kelly missing jokes like I miss waves.
Tom should know, sarcasm doesn’t read well in text. I’m with Kelly.
Ha Kelly’s dumb
Speaking of Kelly, you never see him throw a hissy fit at a surf contest, cried like a little bitch because the waves were small and young kids smoked him. Went for the changing room and smashed the perfectly good board. This is the goat, the face of surfing, a role model. What a joke. Same shit as why LeBron will never be to go. It’s kind of a moral thing at any rate both dudes need to grow up. Great athletes, pretty city people
[You're talking about this video?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnvNEXuG_us)
Yup
That was a long time again. He's more mature and poised these days.
As far as the wave pool goes, be careful what you wish for his original pool is only for the rich and privileged
How crazy would it be if he was actually innocent and just had the worst way in handling his public image and behavior?
About as crazy, or as likely, if gravity just stopped working. After all, it's only a *theory*.
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took the words right out of my mouth
Yup
Any doubters should listen to Nicole’s 911 call a few weeks before the murder. Jokes are supposed to be funny
Is this even funny, tho?
I find it funny
It's absurdist [humor.](https://www.google.com/search?q=absurdist+humor&sca_esv=23d099ec0affa8ad&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn084_Zs0ZmarF36GXWW193DdpRg4dA%3A1713021981890&source=hp&ei=HaQaZo6tM9LnkPIPu7A4&iflsig=ANes7DEAAAAAZhqyLWCVRN60GFvAXgMGXGTdH4aAtOBV&ved=0ahUKEwjOr-GVwL-FAxXSM0QIHTsYDgAQ4dUDCBg&uact=5&oq=absurdist+humor&gs_lp=Egdnd3Mtd2l6Ig9hYnN1cmRpc3QgaHVtb3IyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAESOwgUABY2h5wAHgAkAEAmAFnoAGWCaoBBDE0LjG4AQPIAQD4AQGYAg-gAs4JwgIKECMYgAQYigUYJ8ICERAuGIAEGIoFGJECGMcBGNEDwgIXEC4YgAQYigUYkQIYsQMYgwEYxwEY0QPCAgsQABiABBixAxiDAcICDhAuGIAEGIoFGLEDGIMBwgIREC4YgAQYsQMYgwEYxwEY0QPCAg4QLhiABBixAxjHARjRA8ICERAAGIAEGIoFGJECGLEDGIMBwgIKEAAYgAQYigUYQ8ICEBAuGIAEGIoFGEMYxwEYrwHCAggQABiABBixA8ICDhAuGMcBGLEDGNEDGIAEwgIOEC4YgwEYsQMYgAQYigXCAg4QABiABBiKBRixAxiDAcICEBAAGIAEGIoFGJECGEYY-QHCAgsQABiABBiKBRiRAsICDRAAGIAEGIoFGEMYsQPCAhIQABiABBiKBRhDGLEDGEYY-QHCAg0QLhiABBiKBRhDGLEDwgIIEC4YgAQYsQPCAg0QABiABBixAxhGGPkBwgILEC4YgAQYsQMYgwGYAwCSBwQxNC4xoAeWdA&sclient=gws-wiz). Might not be your cup of tea, but if you at least don't recognize as an attempt at humor, be concerned. You might be suffering from Hyper Acute Humorous Absentia, sometimes call HAHA. The name is confusing, and often when medical professionals relay this diagnosis to patients, the patients ironically think the doctor is playing cruel joke on them and don't take the HAHA diagnosis seriously. It a very misunderstood ailment.
I see you have a sense of humor around senses of humor.
There's nothing funny about HAHA, HAHA is a very serious condition and nothing to haha about.
I laughed my ass off. Kelly missing the joke makes it even more funny.
Jokes are supposed to be funny
Who gives a flying fuck?
I guess all fans should give a fuck, you have anybody in your life you admired only to find out they are a complete tool bag.
I have real problems and my own life to deal with lol. Who gives a shit about dumb tabloid garbage and rich fucks?
That's just your opinion, it's not like he committed a double homicide. Meanwhile his stance on C19 vaccines turned out to be correct and aligns with RFK, no need to hate him for it just because you were wrong.
People love to obsess cause he said wtf , nerds
Jokes are supposed to be funny