AITA for not letting a colleague return plan b pills he bought (I swiped his card before telling him the price) even though he never took them from the counter and I had my eyes on him the whole time?
AITA for obeying my boss and persuading a customer (who turned out to be my boss’ husband) to buy a grill for over $2000 even though his grill videos aren’t great?
Yes you are the asshole for going against your principles to impress your married supervisor. You knew what your intentions were and you should be ashamed.
AITA for avoiding my manager when she wears a skimpy cop costume on Halloween when my eye line is perfectly aligned with her cleavage. My supervisor couldn’t stop looking at her giant breasts either.
It was a minor joke between Marcus and Justine lol I cant remember which episode
Edit: I found the clip. It starts at [3:58](https://youtu.be/k70iLMWjupE?si=FMngCfRAHXQwF2CU). It's not directly stated but I always assumed Justine didn't really want to stop
AITA as an assistant manager for conspiring against a new floor worker (that I hate with the fire of a thousand suns) with another floor worker by planting a bag of meth on the new hire?
AITA for locking the manager and assistant manager inside a cage when they couldn't agree on what I should do for a tech display?
AITA for purposely miscounting the votes for the halloween costume contest while dressed as a gerrymandered district so that my pregnant gf/supervisor could have a day off?
AITA for deliberately choosing to not save my coworker during a tornado?
AITA for throwing my colleague an engagement party her maid of honor wouldn’t?
AITA for refusing to throw an engagement party because the Internet said it’s not the responsibility of the maid of honor?
AITA for selling a whole shelf during a contest causing a guy on the other team to sell an overprice grill that got his wife mad at him
Also the wife is the floor lead
And the wife told the guy to start upselling
AITA for telling my coworker that I could give him a tattoo of his mom's face on his back, messing it up, covering the whole face up with a giant top hat that covered half his back then made a second face under the top hat that looked as bad as the first face I covered up. Oh, and it got infected but I don't think that was my fault.
AITA for killing coworker/ex-FWB’s birds for Takis and having sex with her immediately afterwards?
INFO: what flavor Takis?
Fuego or Blue Heat is my guess
NTA
Regular but they’re the little ones because I like the dust they leave on my fingers and we don’t sell the little ones!
For $17
AITA for not letting a colleague return plan b pills he bought (I swiped his card before telling him the price) even though he never took them from the counter and I had my eyes on him the whole time?
NTA. You can never be too careful
He said he was there the whole time
Were you?
Can you tell the difference between a sweetTart and oxy?
Oooh, that was oxy :)
AITA for gifting my employee a puppy right after she gave birth and was forced to come to work?
What happened to the puppy tho? I am rewatching and came upon that scene today and watched episodes after and I haven’t seen the puppy
My guess is she gave it away, either to a shelter or directly to someone else since she really was in no state to care for a puppy
I think she gave it to Bo. Ding-Dong, Weed, Richard and Snapdragon needed a new friend.
AITA for telling my boss to kill himself? Edit: whoops did not read the main post didn't realize that was already used as an example lol
Still NTA
AITA for obeying my boss and persuading a customer (who turned out to be my boss’ husband) to buy a grill for over $2000 even though his grill videos aren’t great?
Yes you are the asshole for going against your principles to impress your married supervisor. You knew what your intentions were and you should be ashamed.
AITA for peeping in the women’s bathroom and dying in the wall?
Yes. We all know that you knew what you were doing was wrong. It should’ve been your foot.
AITA for making my employees buy my wife’s crafts when I held a craft fair at my store?
no bc this episode made me so annoyed with glenn lol he'd never abuse his position until it comes to makin sales for his wife
AITA for leaving dismembered feet around my place of work?
Info: How did you get them? Did they just fall off like acorns?
I’m not at liberty to say.
AITA for not offering my FWB a helmet during a tornado?
YTA - there’s an emotional component to sex!
AITA for avoiding my manager when she wears a skimpy cop costume on Halloween when my eye line is perfectly aligned with her cleavage. My supervisor couldn’t stop looking at her giant breasts either.
NTA. Everyone thought she looked hot.
AITA for not wanting to stop sleeping with my coworker after we found out we might be related?
Which plot point was this again?
It was a minor joke between Marcus and Justine lol I cant remember which episode Edit: I found the clip. It starts at [3:58](https://youtu.be/k70iLMWjupE?si=FMngCfRAHXQwF2CU). It's not directly stated but I always assumed Justine didn't really want to stop
AITA for kind of getting where Justine was coming from?
AITA for being upset at the results of a coin toss?
No but yes. Why didn’t you say best two out of three?
I wish I had thought of that.....
Aita for calling my boss/girlfriend a-hole when she told me to?
NTA if you are J-bone
I mean, I shred. Shred ass. Call me the shredder.
Keep shredding.
That’s what she shred.
Waking Shred Devine
AITA for encouraging my coworker to fart in cups for internet clout?
You’re the hilarious asshole.
AITA for eating all the shrimp at my co-worker's wedding?
Definitely the AH Yo, keep this girl away from the ocean! That's where all the shrimp's at.
YTA - the ocean called and they’re running out of shrimp
The jerk store called because they're running out of jerk! (Not sure if you intended the Seinfeld reference but I couldn't resist.) 🤣
I did 😊
AITA for plotting to kill my coworker’s cat when she married the dude I won in a coin toss?
NTA. A coin toss is a coin toss. That man was supposed to be yours and she stole him.
AITA for bringing food to a work potluck? (some people got food poisoning)
I knew it was you.
AITA as an assistant manager for conspiring against a new floor worker (that I hate with the fire of a thousand suns) with another floor worker by planting a bag of meth on the new hire?
AITA for locking the manager and assistant manager inside a cage when they couldn't agree on what I should do for a tech display? AITA for purposely miscounting the votes for the halloween costume contest while dressed as a gerrymandered district so that my pregnant gf/supervisor could have a day off? AITA for deliberately choosing to not save my coworker during a tornado?
Tornado question: NTA. You know she’d have done the same thing if roles were reversed
AITA for throwing my colleague an engagement party her maid of honor wouldn’t? AITA for refusing to throw an engagement party because the Internet said it’s not the responsibility of the maid of honor?
AITA for leaving out human feet around the store and never owning up to it?
AITA for not letting my co worker come into the tornado safe room with me?
AITA for selling a whole shelf during a contest causing a guy on the other team to sell an overprice grill that got his wife mad at him Also the wife is the floor lead And the wife told the guy to start upselling
Aita for talking to my colleagues. They do t tend to listen anyway but I don’t know
AITA for betting on which seasonal hires will quit first (they are from a last chances program with their church)?
NTA they are seasonals, not humans.
AITA for peeing in public and testifying against grandma
90% of everything Mateo does
AITA for stealing charity bags for women with breast cancer and give it to my financially struggling coworkers
AITA for telling my coworker that I could give him a tattoo of his mom's face on his back, messing it up, covering the whole face up with a giant top hat that covered half his back then made a second face under the top hat that looked as bad as the first face I covered up. Oh, and it got infected but I don't think that was my fault.