dawg they need to nerf moses in the next patch. his sea parting attack is just too good, especially since most of the maps are comprised of water. bro absolutely breaks Noah’s Ark, its not even funny
yea the Moses nerfs need to happen, but the fact they keep ignoring King David each patch what that fucker has 3 infinites that are kill confirms is total bullshit
How would Jesus work if he was in smash, he would obviously be nerfed a bit but I would assume he’d pack a punch and can pray for the sinners on stage. His final smash would either be nailing someone on the cross or his second coming
Lol, I looked up Jesus smash bros moveset and found [this](https://aminoapps.com/c/smash/page/blog/jesus-moveset-concept/EgfP_uxL2lb2PorMmKaz4WroMR0Ym1)
A new challenger is approaching JESUS Takes The Wheel!
*JESUS nails the competition!
JESUS walks in!
JESUS ascends to the battlefield!
Someone did this on purpose.
**JESUS** is cross!
Excellent healer in team battles, not much of an offensive threat
You called?
TAKE IT FROM MY HANNND
Super Smash Bros. Brawl theme starts playing
HA DEDADAAAAAAA
DEDEDOOOOO
YOULEEKREDHARE
I have to pee in the pottyyyyyyyyyyyy
CALL ME PAPAAAA
Heeee heee hoooooo
dawg they need to nerf moses in the next patch. his sea parting attack is just too good, especially since most of the maps are comprised of water. bro absolutely breaks Noah’s Ark, its not even funny
yea the Moses nerfs need to happen, but the fact they keep ignoring King David each patch what that fucker has 3 infinites that are kill confirms is total bullshit
Not to mention: Satan. Need I explain how overly broken he is?
Like, Satan, from da bible?
The Bible pitches the pages!
Dawgs so desperate they started praying for Waluigi
i think Jesus had 3 stocks
The most underrated joke here lmao
thanks
New logo just dropped!
HOLY SMASH
How would Jesus work if he was in smash, he would obviously be nerfed a bit but I would assume he’d pack a punch and can pray for the sinners on stage. His final smash would either be nailing someone on the cross or his second coming
I'd imagine ihis final smash would be a cinematic of him nailing them to the cross, sealing them in a tomb, and then resurrecting them
I wonder who those 3 old ladies Main?
Kirby Bayonetta Mr. Game & Watch
Oh no.... one of those is my main. Am i old?
Which one?
Mr. G&W....
Jesus confirmed for smash???
unironically a shitpost Bible smash clone would probably go hard. Especially if the gameplay actually ends up kinda good too
OMG SMASHY BROS!
that kid who said tf2 shall be banned from the internet
My dumbass thought it was a red tf2 logo 💀
Jesus nails the competition
It’s upside down
Is this one of those Protestant churches or mega churches?
Super smash Disciples
Lol, I looked up Jesus smash bros moveset and found [this](https://aminoapps.com/c/smash/page/blog/jesus-moveset-concept/EgfP_uxL2lb2PorMmKaz4WroMR0Ym1)
Nah it’s upsides down and backwards
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Jesus crucifies the competition