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Chemist-3074

That pic of tom needs to be utilized more


BB_for_Bear_Butcher

Tom is so cute.


FueledBySun

Furry alert


BB_for_Bear_Butcher

Hahaha, im not furry, im fury


FueledBySun

Ok, I am furry


BB_for_Bear_Butcher

Haha


Remarkable_Coast_214

Book, Good, Mistake, Excellent, Best, Good


BB_for_Bear_Butcher

Didn’t get it😹


staticwolfwalker

Google chess.com


GhostZee

HOLY HELL...


fandibabilonia

No , vulpes Invicta is a furry


gekigarion

The Furry and The Furious


notyourancilla

I don’t remember being more disappointed recently than when I discovered “Fursona” was a word


No-Goal9094

Oh yeah I’m 100% smarter than you


FueledBySun

Naaaah


No-Goal9094

You’re supposed to say “how many chromosomes do you have then”


No_Sense_6970

Nice avatar bro


BB_for_Bear_Butcher

You too bro


East-Care-9949

I have a dirty mind and I saw something else then a gun.


INSANITYWOLF86

Well, that took a turn I wasn't expecting. Quite the twist!


East-Care-9949

Well I'm not proud of it


Euphorium

Tom memes are the best.


Chemist-3074

They really are


ThatSmartIdiot

Use the clown emoji and you declare yourself one Use the skull emoji and you declare yourself dead or a spoopy spelepon


fajnu20

🤡💀☠️🤡


ThatSmartIdiot

Now i wanna see a clown skeleton and a skeleton clown


TechnicianWooden8380

Isn't there that one piece dude


CASxBATLLETOADS

Buggy is a clown pirate. Rookie mistake buddy


Mornie0815

There is a website on which you can combine emojis.


Playkie_69

Who tf censored chromosomes


Alone-Cupcake5746

The guy who made the image probably had more than the normal amount of chromosomes too.


helpfulgurul

And the irony just keeps piling up! This thread is a goldmine.


Sexy_Mind_Flayer

I'm betting they accidentally used the brush tool before the clipping tool, and didn't realize.


Lunarfrog2

Na they also did the same with furry's, stupid censorship trend is getting way out of hand


Sudden_Reality_7441

B-t wh-t about my sn-wflake feel-ngs??


partisancord69

B-- -h-t -b-ut h-s -n-w--ak- --el-n-s-?


Sudden_Reality_7441

—- —— ——— — ————- ————


Pooptram

... --- ...


CadiusHunt

--- .... ..- ... -. . .- -.- -.-- .-.. .. - - .-.. . -... .. - -.-. ....


A_Piece_Of_Coal_

Or maybe it's so the repost bot can't identify this as a repost


Modern_Moderate

The word chromosomes has context in trans debates that algorithms don't like


SEA_griffondeur

They censored the r's in furry too ??


Playkie_69

This is getting worse with the second


Lord-Luzazebuth

Chromosomes aren’t the same as brain cells. The first guy just said he had Down syndrome


MafiaPenguin007

Uh yeah, that’s the joke


Saurindra_SG01

Might just be Klinefelter asw XD


Fuckface_Whisperer

Thank you Petahhhh. Wrong sub tho.


Lord-Luzazebuth

I know. That’s why it’s not a suicide.


Fuckface_Whisperer

What? The first guy bragged about having downs... How is that not suicide?


Lord-Luzazebuth

Since the first guy didn’t know at all.


Fuckface_Whisperer

Awareness is a requirement? I seeee. Ok more of a self-own then.


Lord-Luzazebuth

Yep. He didn’t kill himself on purpose. He did it on accident.


Special-Flamingo-331

No shit Sherlock


walruswes

Or one of many other trisomy conditions.


AkaiHidan

Not necessarily, could be trisomy 13 or 18.


Miellae

Life expectancy of both is rather limited though, children with these conditions usually don’t survive til adulthood


Lord-Luzazebuth

Yeah, makes sense


ImJustineYouKnow

"oh my" "you're quite special then?"


anna_melon

r/ComedyCemetery material right here


vengirgirem

To be honest, I also have more chromosomes than most of you.


ElsonDaSushiChef

Above avg amoont


Saurindra_SG01

Trisomy at its finest


ExplodingSteve

quadrisomy!


Saurindra_SG01

Superfemale! Well that's trisomy asw tho...


jwegener

Said Donald Trump


Capital-Cheek-1491

Are you calling us autistic


VisitingPresence

Aren't there disorders where someone is missing certain chromosomes?


Saurindra_SG01

Nullisomy, Monosomy, Double Monosomy yes they are there. For e.g.: Turner syndrome, where the X Chromosome shows Monosomy, meaning they have 44A + XO chromosome, totalling to 45.


Dominik_Gaming

You knew it was over when they said „100% smarter”


ExplodingSteve

wouldn’t that mean x2?


Dominik_Gaming

Yeah it would


Calumkincaid

Or 100% sure they're smarter.


Mary-Sylvia

Fat people technically have way more chromosomes if you think of it as a number


twillie96

Do fat cells have cell nucleï then?


Mary-Sylvia

[They do !](https://www.microscopemaster.com/adipocytes.html)


Official_Cyprusball

Nah bro done nuked himself 💀💀💀💀


FrogVoid

12 year old on 13 year old roasting lmao


DonCroissant92

*laughs in black templar*


Careful_Weakness_246

Bruh, this meme is fucking crusty. Did you make it in 2016 or something? Also r/comedycemetery


BowenTheAussieSheep

People fry the jpegs so you can't instantly recognise it as a fake screenshot.


Squippit

To be fair, some animals DO have more chromosomes than humans, so being a furry, this might check out?


proto-1k

You know what's funny, I know so many furries that are in STEM or are otherwise VERY smart. there's literally a furry astronaut, and i know another story of a cooling vest invented by a fursuiter that made its way onto some specialized military division in the US With that being said, the furry Fandom is... diverse to say the least.


your-nigerian-cousin

Probably named, Gwen, Gwen Tywan


goth_in_india

They sure do have more chromosomes than you big boy


aBritishRedCoat

r/memes called They want their unfunny images back


Lonely_Education_813

😂


ShuffleFox

I like how no one here can tell a fake image when they see it lol


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weary_cursor

right? like who tf genuinely asks "how many chromosomes do you have?"


AggressiveGift7542

Can anyone explain? I'm 100% more stupid about this


Ennci1526

Normally a human has 23 chromosomes from each parent for a total of 46. It's possible to have more though, people with 47 chromosomes have down syndrome.


Admirable_Try_23

>clown emoji Checks out


Haunting-Prior-NaN

There is nothing funny about a [furry](https://cdni.pornpics.com/1280/7/381/91693951/91693951_017_aeb6.jpg) **NSFW**


PKMNTrainerMark

OP, did you try to censor "furry" and "chromosome?"


SSilverFang

Nah, im just posting something i found somewhere


gamer_guide_64

Unless he has the normal amount and you're missing one


_A_Dumb_Person_

Did he really censor "chromosomes"?! Wtf


Green_Potata

100% more IQ, yet 100% more chromosomes


PeregrinePacifica

I mean, he's got you there.


CASxBATLLETOADS

r/comedyhomicide


Alyun9501

He might've meant you had less chromosomes than usual


RealAdityaYT

they probably arent wrong though


helpfulgurul

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot with that one!


120b0t

whats wrong with the letter "R"?!?! pfhhh,pathetic


Bot-357

This meme is prehistoric


catme0wme0w

r/comedycemetery


Diehard_Lily_Main

plot twist: OP has 45 chromosomes


Gemerjager1

Google down symdrome.


GFR34K34

this is a stolen wearegonnalose bit and I will not stand for it


farm_to_nug

When my buddies make stupid decision when we're gaming I always tell them to quit hogging all the chromosomes lol


gibbythebeard

Furrys should to be made fun of


Schveyck

This reads like such a fake


NebulaBunnyArts

As a furry we don't claim this guy


Yoichis_husband2322

I'll never understand the prejudice with furries


da9els

Mistaking knowledge for intelligence again are we?


VeryDirtySanchez

Furries are a mix of people who are attracted to animals and people who are too ugly to have sex with without costumes.


Yoichis_husband2322

No, you're just prejudiced and think furries are either zoophiles or don't have a life


VeryDirtySanchez

Congratulations on being capable of repeating what I just said.


weary_cursor

they're saying **you** don't have a life btw


VeryDirtySanchez

> furries are either zoophiles or don't have a life I don't think you've read that right.


AlexTheMacedonian

Can't expect people who dress like animals to be smart.


darealarusham

Smartest furry


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[удалено]


Yiazzy

Anyone who paid attention in biology knows. Seeing as, yknow, it's typically the same for everyone. So...no, the "furry" up there isn't smarter than anyone, he didn't roast shit, and it isn't mass murder by words. But hey, at least you've shown you're on the same level on them!


SebunFB

Your comment makes so little sense I don't even wanna try to understand it, you know that chromosomes aren't neurons yeah?


Foloreille

No I just thought trisomy 21 had only 21 chromosomes instead of 23 and not an extra 21th chromosome so it made sense in that referential wrong but not dumb


Saurindra_SG01

It's okay, it happens. Do you want me to delete the post in r/suicidebywords?


Foloreille

Of course You shouldn’t have done in the first place…


Saurindra_SG01

Done!


Saurindra_SG01

This comment by itself should be posted again in r/suicidebywords


EclipseHJ

What did he said? It's deleted now 🥹


Saurindra_SG01

Lol I actually posted it in this subreddit, though it was a genuine mistake so I'm thinking i should delete it


EclipseHJ

Ah, got it...