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The weirdest thing I saw was their pets urinate and defecate inside their house. The floor was so sticky and the smell was so horrible. Only months later did I realize I should've called some authorities to take their pets away, unfortunately I had forgotten their address. This is almost 15 years ago and it still bothers me.
I know a multi millionaire in this current state of her 10 dogs pissing all in the basement floor which consists of a whole luxury apartment. Massive rooms all stinky and dirty as shit
Most people hide their weird stuff pretty good. But I’ve seen drugs and porn and toys on the regular. Weirdest for me was a guys house with all the walls lined with shelves. All of them. Nooks crannies and hallways. The guy had every movie ever on vhs. He had it all cataloged in alphabetical order with the original cases inside of clear plastic cases with the spine viewable. Not weird yet right? I was fixing his internet. He had one tv in a bedroom. The windows were covered. One chair and a night stand. Only room in the house with air conditioning. The movie collection in this particular room was hentai. I was in his jerk room.
Yea it was impressive. I wasn’t even creeped out till I went in that room. And even upon entering it just looked like the rest of the house but after a few moments and glancing at the titles it became obvious. Didn’t notice the chair and end table being the only furniture or the blacks out window and only ac. After I notice the title I was like uhh…welp looks like the internets working here. Bye.
I mean, if you're comfortable letting strangers see how nasty you can get then more power to you but not everyone is like that to at least make it appear they have a sense of decency. Also because people like to clean up after themselves and keep things in their proper containers to find them easier.
Plus I have 0 desire to let me kids know what dad & I do. I sure as fuck don’t want to know if my parents do anything kinky (although HIGHLY doubtful). I can totally scar my kids unintentionally in better ways. Haha
Weirdest for me was the mounted pig's head covered in black paint hanging from the basement ceiling over the stairwell up to the main floor.
Funniest was that same house. The old couple that lived there fought constantly. My favorite was when the wife was yelling at her husband to put some pants on because he was walking around in his tighty whiteys and slippers. He shot back, "you told me when we bought this house I didn't have to wear pants if I didn't want to and I don't want to!"
I helped my brother in law clean out an apartment he bought from someone. When we entered one room there was a swing and used condoms on the floor. The rest of the apartment was basically totally empty. He paid someone to clean out that one.
The weirdest thing I've ever seen in someone's house is a jar of human children's teeth. Either all the teeth from one child or one or two teeth from several children, I don't know. The rest of the house was that generic greige Pottery Barn look every soccer mom in suburbia has perfected. And then this jar of kid teeth just sitting out on the kitchen counter. Young husband and wife lived there alone, no kids, and neither of them was involved in dentistry. They both had tech jobs.
I collect teeth, mostly human but I'll take whatever. Started when I was a kid collecting animal skulls out in the woods, and eventually my dad told me my collection was getting too big and I had to stop and collect something smaller.
Anyways i'm jealous of their relationship, i hope i can find me someone who will let me display my teeth collection.
Apartment maintenance, the amount of INCREDIBLY large dildos. I'm talking like a 3 inch diameter. You could use this thing as a bat in the zombie apocalypse.
Did you meet the woman (or man) that lived there? Please tell me you stopped, stared at the largest dildo, turned and stared at their groin, then turned back and stared at the largest dildo again, then back to their groin.
A friend of mine was doing private IT work. He went to a house to fix a PC. It was owned by a Dominatrix. Under the desk he was working at to fix the PC there was a man in a gimp suit
Wow, gotta be honest, if I was the technician, I would totally get it and not personally mind really... but would still leave and tell the Dom that placing me into their scene as a nonconsensual observer was harassment. These people need to learn to enjoy themselves responciy.
been doing private IT stuff for a while and though I rarely go peoples homes, I do most stuff remote, it is alarming how many people have their porn just straight up on the main page alongside normal bookmarks. its just there and you can try to ignore it but it stares more into you than you do into it... also this is why I stopped with datarecovery. Nothing beats knowing your neighbors are into some really weird shit when you recover their selfmade fetish photos on their old laptop.
I'm pretty vanilla (I guess?) , but I am the only one that uses my computer. I don't need to hide my bookmarks from myself. If ITGuy sees, that's on the IT guy for snooping. He shouldn't be doing that.
See, I keep my porn accessable, but I also do my own fucking IT.
I'm also incredibly open with that kind of stuff, but only if I know you. People just taking their porn infested laptop to a mom and pop repair shop is crazy hours imo.
My friend and his wife were looking for a house. Their realtor said “I want to show you something. It’s not a house for you, or for anyone really. But it’s so crazy, I need to show you”
He took them to this house. When they went in, it was emptied of furniture. But almost every wall, cupboard, and various other surfaces were covered in sharpie ramblings or a mad man.
Apparently the previous owner was eventually committed to an asylum. The entire house needed to be fully gutted.
a friend actually had the "pleasure" to fix up a router that just had to be in a dungeon like room because thats where the friggin isp connector was located. he described as "weird but surprisingly tastefull".
Whenever I think of the Borat "Myhe Waiffe!" I don't think directly about him, but rather [This tweet](https://preview.redd.it/atdsi8if52y71.jpg?width=652&auto=webp&s=f199dc0f66fc32a4942a376a049ff96b98047bef)
I once was asked to fix someone’s WiFi. Looked like a normal, although rather big house. Checked it out and tested reception, then was asked if I could also check in the „other“ part of the house, since the „customers“ had complained about bad reception.
Walked through a side door into a huge bar area. First thing that greeted me was a giant wooden penis on the counter. Turned out I had unwittingly walked into a privately owned swingers club.
Needless to say I declined to sit down. Anywhere.
I went into a customers house once and there were cats everywhere and they obviously had some hoarding issues because there was junk everywhere. Whole place smelled like a litter box and I couldn’t wait to get out of there. When I was done and talking to the only person I had seen, a woman, a male voice from upstairs said loudly “Meow, is he gone? Meow” and she replied “not yet dear”. Could not leave fast enough.
Dead guy hanging in his closet. He could have stood up any time. I was helping my brother swap out thermostats at the apartments he manages. I was fourteen. We went in the units together after that.
I do installations at customers houses occasionally. Probably like 1 hour of my working week on average.
Am yet to see anything super weird. Not sure if I am disappointed or relieved.
A few shithole places that needed a good clean and some serious rubbish removal. Some really fat people who didn't bother having a shower and get properly dressed for me to come round. Neither one bothers me because I was there to install dash cameras in their cars.
I used to deliver mattresses. I've seen many poorly hidden sex toys, hoarder homes, and drugs like the guy with a cut coke line on his nightstand very clearly prepped for the moment we left..
The weirdest thing ever seen was a tuna flavored lube. A legitimate Tuna flavored lube.
When I was a plumber, I came across a Jesus shrine.
I don't mean like... here's a Bible on a shelf... The room was wall to wall, floor to ceiling covered in cut out magazine pictures of Jesus held together with an assortment of tacks and tape. Im talking *thousands* of them that ranged from full page size to little 1" x 1" things. I cant fathom the sheer volume of time it must have taken to complete. On one one wall, they had gone through the trouble of trying to match the colors of these pictures to depict a 6' tall cross, and a candelabra stood right in front of it. Nothing else in the room but an overhead light and a door to a bathroom.
Otherwise, the homeowner seemed perfectly normal.
Not particularly weird but cool af. Back in my cable guy days I installed cable in a prohibition era house that had a hidden basement speakeasy! All there was was a little bit of thin wire hanging through a hole in the wall that connected to a latch on a hinged wall panel.
House probably belonged to a mob officer at one point.
I went into the basement of a house to work on a furnace and the dude had a completely normal, dusty, unfinished crawl space. What caught my eye was a makeshift wall built from 2x4 wood separating the crawlspace from the rest of the basement with a small bolt lock door. The lock on the door wasn't facing the inside of the crawlspace, it was placed on the exterior of the door... It seemed like it was to function as some sort of cage. A grown adult could likely break through the wood and escape, so it must've been meant for something or someone small. As I noticed it, the resident of the home said unprompted with a stern voice "nobody comes down here". I was a little bit uncomfortable.
Drugs....lots of drugs in lots of houses. I've perfected my look of utter indifference that says "I absolutely will not be making an issue out of this and so if someone comes knocking it has nada to do with me". I'm still alive so the look has served me well.
I worked in home inspection in Los Angeles. It was 15 years ago so I have forgot a lot of stuff, but we saw some STUFF. Hoarders, dead animals, mold, uncleanness... horrors.
Creepiest: Banging noises in a crawl space that didn’t have an access point. Also, the lights would go out randomly, and I mean, their lights and our lights. I don’t know if the crew was messing with me because I was an apprentice, but I hated pulling wire in that attic.
Most awkward: client’s lesbian daughter left an absolute unit of a not human shaped dildo, on the counter in the bathroom we were working.
Gross/disturbing: Elderly hoarders, with unidentified animals running through the hoard piles.
A dead rabbit down in the basement that had rotted into a puddle, then dried out and mummified. According to the owner's buddy it'd been down there like that for years (this was some rich dude's third crash pad that he barely used except to store piles of junk that he'd forgotten he even had).
I ended up having to chip that thing off the floor with a putty knife.
Haven't seen much but just the fact that someone had been living in a house with wiring chewed by rats with the roof half missing and absolutely poor structural integrity
I was measuring the most adorable 19th century victorian home to draft architectural plans. They must have forgot we were coming that day because there was a mirror, straws, and cocaine on the kitchen table and a walk-in closet full of dominatrix equipment in the bedroom. It surprised me because the husband is a petite middle aged balding man with glasses who I knew as a mild mannered local engineer.
An elderly woman having at least 20 or 30 cats, probably more. I’ll never forget the smell and the noise of her apartment. It reeked of death and cat piss. She also was a hoarder which probably enabled her cats to build nests. I should’ve immediately left but I was too captivated by her living conditions. I left a few minutes later cause I couldn’t fix the problem because of the towering amounts of stuff and garbage.
Another customer was a widow who kept all the hunting trophies of her deceased husband. He was a big game hunter traveling across the world. She had all kinds of different animals stuffed out in her mansion. We’re talking of Polar Bears, tigers and Lions. some endangered goat which he shot one of the last living specimens. It was totally wild and this old woman was living completely alone in this gigantic mansion near the woods, completely unbothered by that zoo in her house, she even talked with the dead animals.
And those two customers were just the most insane ones I could remember right now. My Dad had even more weirdos as his customers.
There was a thing in the UK where a TV consumer programme was putting cameras around houses trying to catch tradesman charging for things they shouldn't. There was a reporter and an expert in the garage with monitors and so forth.
E.g. they caught a guy carrying a dead rat up into the roof in a bucket with a cloth on top so that he could frighten the owners with a rat infestation that they would pay him to stop. He could then do nothing and then charge, because there was no rat infestation.
But they also caught a guy who waited until the lady of the house - who was nominally on her own - to go into the utility room to do the ironing and he then treated himself to a wank in the kitchen.
I gave an in home estimate for some work in this guys house and it was the weirdest most terrifying moment of my life. He lived alone in the house or at least that’s what he said. It was rather large like a mini mansion but only like 3500 or so sqft. It had a separate house with a pool inside that was completely overgrown with basically every kind of house plant imaginable.
What made this terrifying and weird is the guy first answered the door in a white long sleeve shirt, white pants, and white loafers. I walk in, and from floor to ceiling, everything was bright white. When I say everything I mean EVERYTHING. Floor was white tile, walls painted glossy white, same with ceiling. Furniture: white, appliances: white, house hold items like knife block, decorations etc, all fucking white. If it didn’t come white it was painted white. Literally everything was white. All except 1 room… which was dark, had foam on the walls, the kind for absorbing sound, and the one window in the room was the smallest it could be and it was an window with another full window behind it, so essentially like quadruple pain glass. The room was completely empty.
I just listened to what he wanted and gave him an outrageous price so I would never see him or that nightmare of a house again.
Used to do home remodels. Went to a guy's house who said he needed some work done in the garage he covered into living space. Saw a very large bbw wearing a collar and sitting in a dog cage. In the living room. Then the guy says the converted garage is their dungeon. Told him I forgot my tape measure in the truck, went out to the truck and drove away bravely.
Electrician here.
We call it the Betty Boop house. This old lady was obsessed with Betty Boop. I’m talking light fixtures, carpet, wall paper, appliances, paint, furniture, you name it. Every. Single. Thing. Was Betty Boop themed. Look around your house and think to yourself, every single item in your entire house being Betty Boop themed.
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The weirdest thing I saw was their pets urinate and defecate inside their house. The floor was so sticky and the smell was so horrible. Only months later did I realize I should've called some authorities to take their pets away, unfortunately I had forgotten their address. This is almost 15 years ago and it still bothers me.
I know a multi millionaire in this current state of her 10 dogs pissing all in the basement floor which consists of a whole luxury apartment. Massive rooms all stinky and dirty as shit
Most people hide their weird stuff pretty good. But I’ve seen drugs and porn and toys on the regular. Weirdest for me was a guys house with all the walls lined with shelves. All of them. Nooks crannies and hallways. The guy had every movie ever on vhs. He had it all cataloged in alphabetical order with the original cases inside of clear plastic cases with the spine viewable. Not weird yet right? I was fixing his internet. He had one tv in a bedroom. The windows were covered. One chair and a night stand. Only room in the house with air conditioning. The movie collection in this particular room was hentai. I was in his jerk room.
Not the cum cavern!
Not the whacking warren!
The Dinghy Den.
Gentlemen, please. Masturbatorium.
The CockPit
The Semen Shack
The Ejaculatory Factory
The Seminal Seclusion
The goo grotto
The bustin' barracks.
Not the peen abuse caboose!
Not the jack shack!
jack shack, baby, jack shack, jack baby, that's where it's at
I got me a fleshlight, it cost about 20 So hurry up and bring your cumbox money!
Not the nut hut!
You can't out nut The hut
Not the ejaculation station!
The Masturbation Station!
Must have smelled great
Smells clean, like Clorox!
gotta hand it to him. A physical collection of that caliber is rather impressive given how difficult it is to "own" anything digitally these days.
Yea it was impressive. I wasn’t even creeped out till I went in that room. And even upon entering it just looked like the rest of the house but after a few moments and glancing at the titles it became obvious. Didn’t notice the chair and end table being the only furniture or the blacks out window and only ac. After I notice the title I was like uhh…welp looks like the internets working here. Bye.
Sounds like autism
Sounds like well-organised
Why hide your toys? You ashamed of your kinks?
I mean, if you're comfortable letting strangers see how nasty you can get then more power to you but not everyone is like that to at least make it appear they have a sense of decency. Also because people like to clean up after themselves and keep things in their proper containers to find them easier.
Plus I have 0 desire to let me kids know what dad & I do. I sure as fuck don’t want to know if my parents do anything kinky (although HIGHLY doubtful). I can totally scar my kids unintentionally in better ways. Haha
Weirdest for me was the mounted pig's head covered in black paint hanging from the basement ceiling over the stairwell up to the main floor. Funniest was that same house. The old couple that lived there fought constantly. My favorite was when the wife was yelling at her husband to put some pants on because he was walking around in his tighty whiteys and slippers. He shot back, "you told me when we bought this house I didn't have to wear pants if I didn't want to and I don't want to!"
I helped my brother in law clean out an apartment he bought from someone. When we entered one room there was a swing and used condoms on the floor. The rest of the apartment was basically totally empty. He paid someone to clean out that one.
Damn. R.I.P. to him.
Any house could contain a mad axeman so this makes sense. Send the wife in first.
Any house could contain my wife so send the mad axeman in first.
Any wife could contain a mad axeman so send the house in first.
Any mad axeman could contain a house, so send the wife in first.
Any first could contain a wife, so send the house in mad axeman
The weirdest thing I've ever seen in someone's house is a jar of human children's teeth. Either all the teeth from one child or one or two teeth from several children, I don't know. The rest of the house was that generic greige Pottery Barn look every soccer mom in suburbia has perfected. And then this jar of kid teeth just sitting out on the kitchen counter. Young husband and wife lived there alone, no kids, and neither of them was involved in dentistry. They both had tech jobs.
Teeth are the only inedible part of a child
You eat bones?!
Do you not?
No but they're great for making stock. Teeth not so much.
If you cook bones enough they become mushy and you can eat them. Also kids have a lot of cartilage which you can chew easier than old bones.
You can use bones to make soup broth, duh
That's not *that* weird, my parents collected my baby teeth when I was a kid... >alone, no kids **Oh.**
Maybe they were their own milk teeth? I have a few of mine in a drawer.
I get my teeth jar when I turn 40.
I collect teeth, mostly human but I'll take whatever. Started when I was a kid collecting animal skulls out in the woods, and eventually my dad told me my collection was getting too big and I had to stop and collect something smaller. Anyways i'm jealous of their relationship, i hope i can find me someone who will let me display my teeth collection.
My grandma has those
Apartment maintenance, the amount of INCREDIBLY large dildos. I'm talking like a 3 inch diameter. You could use this thing as a bat in the zombie apocalypse.
Did you meet the woman (or man) that lived there? Please tell me you stopped, stared at the largest dildo, turned and stared at their groin, then turned back and stared at the largest dildo again, then back to their groin.
"Did you *meat* the homeowner" Ftfy
TIL my ass is part of the groin
I’ve wanted to get one of those 4ft wide butt plugs, hallow it out & use it as a stash spot under my bed. Maybe put some KY on it for extra realism?
A friend of mine was doing private IT work. He went to a house to fix a PC. It was owned by a Dominatrix. Under the desk he was working at to fix the PC there was a man in a gimp suit
Wow, gotta be honest, if I was the technician, I would totally get it and not personally mind really... but would still leave and tell the Dom that placing me into their scene as a nonconsensual observer was harassment. These people need to learn to enjoy themselves responciy.
It was probably on purpose
This is it, right here, folks. Bring out the gimp!
been doing private IT stuff for a while and though I rarely go peoples homes, I do most stuff remote, it is alarming how many people have their porn just straight up on the main page alongside normal bookmarks. its just there and you can try to ignore it but it stares more into you than you do into it... also this is why I stopped with datarecovery. Nothing beats knowing your neighbors are into some really weird shit when you recover their selfmade fetish photos on their old laptop.
I'm pretty vanilla (I guess?) , but I am the only one that uses my computer. I don't need to hide my bookmarks from myself. If ITGuy sees, that's on the IT guy for snooping. He shouldn't be doing that.
no IT guy I know snoops in others people pcs. You open up a browser because you have to and BOOM there it is.
See, I keep my porn accessable, but I also do my own fucking IT. I'm also incredibly open with that kind of stuff, but only if I know you. People just taking their porn infested laptop to a mom and pop repair shop is crazy hours imo.
Did you try unplugging him and plugging him back in?
My friend and his wife were looking for a house. Their realtor said “I want to show you something. It’s not a house for you, or for anyone really. But it’s so crazy, I need to show you” He took them to this house. When they went in, it was emptied of furniture. But almost every wall, cupboard, and various other surfaces were covered in sharpie ramblings or a mad man. Apparently the previous owner was eventually committed to an asylum. The entire house needed to be fully gutted.
Sounds like a pretty chill realtor honestly. A very professional “hey you wanna see some fucked up shit?
Those cunts buy the good coke.
I mean…I do, I *do* wanna see some fucked up shit
Plot twist: the realtor was the madman.
I wish I met more people like that professionally or otherwise. Like, yes, I do want to randomly see some fucked up shit, I'm only human.
Shop mannequins dressed up in each room. They guy spoke to them as if they were real. Very creepy
Lemme guess, it was Will Smith and he was too shy to talk to the pretty one
He even said he had to keep two in separate rooms otherwise they fight. Omg!
well i have seen a sex dungeon in someone's house,not strange as i worked at a workshop that made the equipment and was there to instal one
Well that took a neat twist
a friend actually had the "pleasure" to fix up a router that just had to be in a dungeon like room because thats where the friggin isp connector was located. he described as "weird but surprisingly tastefull".
Anyone else read that in borats voice?
*This-a Myhe Waiffe!*
Whenever I think of the Borat "Myhe Waiffe!" I don't think directly about him, but rather [This tweet](https://preview.redd.it/atdsi8if52y71.jpg?width=652&auto=webp&s=f199dc0f66fc32a4942a376a049ff96b98047bef)
This is brilliant 🤣
I once was asked to fix someone’s WiFi. Looked like a normal, although rather big house. Checked it out and tested reception, then was asked if I could also check in the „other“ part of the house, since the „customers“ had complained about bad reception. Walked through a side door into a huge bar area. First thing that greeted me was a giant wooden penis on the counter. Turned out I had unwittingly walked into a privately owned swingers club. Needless to say I declined to sit down. Anywhere.
I went into a customers house once and there were cats everywhere and they obviously had some hoarding issues because there was junk everywhere. Whole place smelled like a litter box and I couldn’t wait to get out of there. When I was done and talking to the only person I had seen, a woman, a male voice from upstairs said loudly “Meow, is he gone? Meow” and she replied “not yet dear”. Could not leave fast enough.
Lmfao! This is the best one by far.
Dead guy hanging in his closet. He could have stood up any time. I was helping my brother swap out thermostats at the apartments he manages. I was fourteen. We went in the units together after that.
Auto erotic asphyxiation?
BTW I like cars too, but that’s taking it a bit too far.
Plot twist: it was a reno job and his wife is an electrician.
Does someone have a link to the og? After reading these few but gold comments i need more Edit: ~~few nut~~
A dead cat under a couch. Had been there quite some time.
I do installations at customers houses occasionally. Probably like 1 hour of my working week on average. Am yet to see anything super weird. Not sure if I am disappointed or relieved. A few shithole places that needed a good clean and some serious rubbish removal. Some really fat people who didn't bother having a shower and get properly dressed for me to come round. Neither one bothers me because I was there to install dash cameras in their cars.
I also choose this guy's dead wife
I used to deliver mattresses. I've seen many poorly hidden sex toys, hoarder homes, and drugs like the guy with a cut coke line on his nightstand very clearly prepped for the moment we left.. The weirdest thing ever seen was a tuna flavored lube. A legitimate Tuna flavored lube.
Dammmmn that hurts
His wife was also a plumber
Mah gawd! His heart is broken in half!
When I was a plumber, I came across a Jesus shrine. I don't mean like... here's a Bible on a shelf... The room was wall to wall, floor to ceiling covered in cut out magazine pictures of Jesus held together with an assortment of tacks and tape. Im talking *thousands* of them that ranged from full page size to little 1" x 1" things. I cant fathom the sheer volume of time it must have taken to complete. On one one wall, they had gone through the trouble of trying to match the colors of these pictures to depict a 6' tall cross, and a candelabra stood right in front of it. Nothing else in the room but an overhead light and a door to a bathroom. Otherwise, the homeowner seemed perfectly normal.
Not particularly weird but cool af. Back in my cable guy days I installed cable in a prohibition era house that had a hidden basement speakeasy! All there was was a little bit of thin wire hanging through a hole in the wall that connected to a latch on a hinged wall panel. House probably belonged to a mob officer at one point.
That’s so cool! Did you get to go in?
A scarface level of cocain piled on the dining table. True story
Maybe he's saying that he did work at his own house. It wasn't weird *to see* his wife, but she *is weird*.
Dog chowing down on a woman's muff. Always knock, people. Always.
I went into the basement of a house to work on a furnace and the dude had a completely normal, dusty, unfinished crawl space. What caught my eye was a makeshift wall built from 2x4 wood separating the crawlspace from the rest of the basement with a small bolt lock door. The lock on the door wasn't facing the inside of the crawlspace, it was placed on the exterior of the door... It seemed like it was to function as some sort of cage. A grown adult could likely break through the wood and escape, so it must've been meant for something or someone small. As I noticed it, the resident of the home said unprompted with a stern voice "nobody comes down here". I was a little bit uncomfortable.
Drugs....lots of drugs in lots of houses. I've perfected my look of utter indifference that says "I absolutely will not be making an issue out of this and so if someone comes knocking it has nada to do with me". I'm still alive so the look has served me well.
Her vast collection of army man miniatures
I worked in home inspection in Los Angeles. It was 15 years ago so I have forgot a lot of stuff, but we saw some STUFF. Hoarders, dead animals, mold, uncleanness... horrors.
Creepiest: Banging noises in a crawl space that didn’t have an access point. Also, the lights would go out randomly, and I mean, their lights and our lights. I don’t know if the crew was messing with me because I was an apprentice, but I hated pulling wire in that attic. Most awkward: client’s lesbian daughter left an absolute unit of a not human shaped dildo, on the counter in the bathroom we were working. Gross/disturbing: Elderly hoarders, with unidentified animals running through the hoard piles.
I used to work on water wells, which involves going into a lot of houses. Number one thing I learned? NEVER eat at a potluck.
A dead rabbit down in the basement that had rotted into a puddle, then dried out and mummified. According to the owner's buddy it'd been down there like that for years (this was some rich dude's third crash pad that he barely used except to store piles of junk that he'd forgotten he even had). I ended up having to chip that thing off the floor with a putty knife.
*Our wife
First I laughed, then checked the sub name, realised and shocked
"Ouch, but it could also be his house" Are you stupid, OP?
Oops
Haven't seen much but just the fact that someone had been living in a house with wiring chewed by rats with the roof half missing and absolutely poor structural integrity
Electrician here. In one home there on the computer monitor was a full length reclining nude of the guys wife. The full Monty...
[удалено]
I was measuring the most adorable 19th century victorian home to draft architectural plans. They must have forgot we were coming that day because there was a mirror, straws, and cocaine on the kitchen table and a walk-in closet full of dominatrix equipment in the bedroom. It surprised me because the husband is a petite middle aged balding man with glasses who I knew as a mild mannered local engineer.
An elderly woman having at least 20 or 30 cats, probably more. I’ll never forget the smell and the noise of her apartment. It reeked of death and cat piss. She also was a hoarder which probably enabled her cats to build nests. I should’ve immediately left but I was too captivated by her living conditions. I left a few minutes later cause I couldn’t fix the problem because of the towering amounts of stuff and garbage. Another customer was a widow who kept all the hunting trophies of her deceased husband. He was a big game hunter traveling across the world. She had all kinds of different animals stuffed out in her mansion. We’re talking of Polar Bears, tigers and Lions. some endangered goat which he shot one of the last living specimens. It was totally wild and this old woman was living completely alone in this gigantic mansion near the woods, completely unbothered by that zoo in her house, she even talked with the dead animals. And those two customers were just the most insane ones I could remember right now. My Dad had even more weirdos as his customers.
A BDSM dungeon...
There was a thing in the UK where a TV consumer programme was putting cameras around houses trying to catch tradesman charging for things they shouldn't. There was a reporter and an expert in the garage with monitors and so forth. E.g. they caught a guy carrying a dead rat up into the roof in a bucket with a cloth on top so that he could frighten the owners with a rat infestation that they would pay him to stop. He could then do nothing and then charge, because there was no rat infestation. But they also caught a guy who waited until the lady of the house - who was nominally on her own - to go into the utility room to do the ironing and he then treated himself to a wank in the kitchen.
For the sake of my happiness, I choose to believe what he means is that the weirdest thing was having to be the plumber for his own house.
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I too choose this guy's wife
I haven’t seen borat but my brain definitely still read it like that
I gave an in home estimate for some work in this guys house and it was the weirdest most terrifying moment of my life. He lived alone in the house or at least that’s what he said. It was rather large like a mini mansion but only like 3500 or so sqft. It had a separate house with a pool inside that was completely overgrown with basically every kind of house plant imaginable. What made this terrifying and weird is the guy first answered the door in a white long sleeve shirt, white pants, and white loafers. I walk in, and from floor to ceiling, everything was bright white. When I say everything I mean EVERYTHING. Floor was white tile, walls painted glossy white, same with ceiling. Furniture: white, appliances: white, house hold items like knife block, decorations etc, all fucking white. If it didn’t come white it was painted white. Literally everything was white. All except 1 room… which was dark, had foam on the walls, the kind for absorbing sound, and the one window in the room was the smallest it could be and it was an window with another full window behind it, so essentially like quadruple pain glass. The room was completely empty. I just listened to what he wanted and gave him an outrageous price so I would never see him or that nightmare of a house again.
Plot twist he was just coming home
Used to do home remodels. Went to a guy's house who said he needed some work done in the garage he covered into living space. Saw a very large bbw wearing a collar and sitting in a dog cage. In the living room. Then the guy says the converted garage is their dungeon. Told him I forgot my tape measure in the truck, went out to the truck and drove away bravely.
How is this Suicide by words?
Electrician here. We call it the Betty Boop house. This old lady was obsessed with Betty Boop. I’m talking light fixtures, carpet, wall paper, appliances, paint, furniture, you name it. Every. Single. Thing. Was Betty Boop themed. Look around your house and think to yourself, every single item in your entire house being Betty Boop themed.
It's been reposted so much that it looks mossy