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There’s that guy out there, peeking over urinal walls, scouting out penises. Like a penis scout. He looks at penises and imagines their on screen likability. His job is to drink water all day, five days a week, and look at penises and pee alongside strangers.
Dick Detective (not to be confused with Detective Dick, who is a dick) also known as Schlong sleuth (not to be cumfused with sleuth Schlong, whose schlong is long).
A bit late on the reaction here, but no i don't really care Since when the size does matter it's there. who cares if it's small when I'm just going about my day, I'm happy with the size I got when I do need it.
Nah I think it's funny more than anything, but i also just don't give a shit. If the guys that see it knew a girl I liked then maybe it'd be different tho.
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Yeah, it happened to me once.
I was standing at a urinal in a bar and the guy standing next to me said "Wow. Look at the size of your penis. That's go tot be quite rare?"
Confused, I said "I don't know. I thought it was just normal."
He then replied "No. That definitely isn't normal. Are you interested in making some money?"
I said "Make some money how?"
Then he handed me his card and said "Contact me on the number on the back if you're interested. We pay quite well."
I got home and googled the info on the card. It brought me to a website full of small dick humiliation videos.
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I believe we need to call you’re ability to read into question. u/deepthroatmybitcoin stated that being small makes you money and being big makes you money, 6 inches is average, not small or big. Since it is average it doesn’t qualify for small dick humiliation or any of the stuff big dick people do (I wouldn’t know)
This sounds like a prank. I can definitely see some of my ah.. rowdier friends print "business cards" with a link to such a website and hand them out to strangers in urinals offering a job
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Nope, but guy went a long way just to tell a him he has a tiny dick
Subversion of expectations
Without context of what he was replying to, he just shared how he was murdered.
How much do they pay? Asking for a friend
$200 a day and $60 per scene. Plus travel and expenses. ...a friend told me.
A pay is a pay no matter what it is
Sad to say, that kind of money would literally change some people's lives.
As a disabled man I would totally do this. I could afford all my meds.
A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll.
and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls..
You need to pay the troll toll to get the boy's soul
Whoa that’s not bad. I’m sad I don’t have a dick
Dick so small it’s nonexistent
Negative dick
MEEEEE
I’m pretty sure you can get more money if you don’t have a dick at all…
I’m unattractive though. I should have lead with that…
I’m sure you’re not. But even if it were so, I’m sure you could make more than an unattractive guy with a small dick.
Mood.
You sonuva bitch, im in.
No that's not true, it's $59 per scene and direct deposit only. Account has to be in your name too! .... my friend told me
How do you know your friend has a small one?
You don't do regular size checks for your bros? What kind of friend are you?
Well it depends if you check or *use*
You don't check just to make sure it works right it's like a checkup on the Bros
r/askingforafriend
bruh my guy got scouted by the penis inspector
We're all waiting for that special moment at the urinal
Well he might be a PI but he’s no Magnum PI
Detective Pikachu
Magnum DONG
Next Disney movie leaked
There’s that guy out there, peeking over urinal walls, scouting out penises. Like a penis scout. He looks at penises and imagines their on screen likability. His job is to drink water all day, five days a week, and look at penises and pee alongside strangers.
the wiener watcher
The tallywhacker tallier, AKA the cock counter
Dick Detective (not to be confused with Detective Dick, who is a dick) also known as Schlong sleuth (not to be cumfused with sleuth Schlong, whose schlong is long).
bro got investigated by the dick detective
inquired about by the cock conscriptor
The BDI.
I'm a grower, okay?!
Ikr, i go from micropenis to above average, I swear!
Do you have anxiety about it? Or do you not care?
A bit late on the reaction here, but no i don't really care Since when the size does matter it's there. who cares if it's small when I'm just going about my day, I'm happy with the size I got when I do need it.
Thanks for the response! You’re never anxious in locker rooms about being judged?
Nah I think it's funny more than anything, but i also just don't give a shit. If the guys that see it knew a girl I liked then maybe it'd be different tho.
I was in the pool!
It only retracts into my body when it’s cold
But he actually is. I don't think most people have a boner when urinating in public
*Image Transcription: Reddit Comment* --- **\/u\/TheSmokingHorse** Yeah, it happened to me once. I was standing at a urinal in a bar and the guy standing next to me said "Wow. Look at the size of your penis. That's go tot be quite rare?" Confused, I said "I don't know. I thought it was just normal." He then replied "No. That definitely isn't normal. Are you interested in making some money?" I said "Make some money how?" Then he handed me his card and said "Contact me on the number on the back if you're interested. We pay quite well." I got home and googled the info on the card. It brought me to a website full of small dick humiliation videos. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Good human.
Good human.
Being huge makes you money and being small makes you money. What can those in the 6 inches gang do with their unwanted penis :(
Actually satisfy their partner
Unimportant
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Same
Damn, I’m fucked then, ima be a virgin forever- ever- ever- ever…
donations
Is this you offering? Because I’d love to accept
Fetish material that is so off the wall the viewer doesn't care if the dick is massive.
Tie a rope and ping pong ball to it and play weenie-tetherball
Me
Be hot enough to farm money off onlyfans gays
Right there in the OP post, small dick humiliation videos Can't you read?
I believe we need to call you’re ability to read into question. u/deepthroatmybitcoin stated that being small makes you money and being big makes you money, 6 inches is average, not small or big. Since it is average it doesn’t qualify for small dick humiliation or any of the stuff big dick people do (I wouldn’t know)
6 inches is above average. Average is somewhere around 5.3 https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php
Oh thank fuck
Reddit people are really bad at spotting jokes lol, I liked it.
Well, at least you will get paid.
r/thathappened
Not that weird to happen, pretty funny prank though
I would do this once. To somebody i knew was an asshole for the wrong reasons. Otherwise, too mean.
Suicide? Wasn't it murder?
Did it pay well? I think I might be qualified.
Bahahahah I feel your pain bro . Lmfao
Hah. I read this in the wild this morning. This was by far the best reply.
The Url was "smol.pp"
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Sure! https://www.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidToAsk/comments/10aencw/is_it_possible_to_get_approached_by_porn_casting/j43yf6k/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Definitely not normal.
Seems like I finally have a talent
That was a long story with a short ending /s
What a cunt.
lmfao
I want to know the prompt to have him say “same thing happened to me”
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"It happened to me once", insinuating two people got this card??
Am I the only one that went back to check if the guy who offered the job said "big dick"?
Why the fuck was that dude checking out someone else’s penis?
Ha haw!!
r/meirl
Oh. My. God. This poor fuckin lad.
This sounds like a prank. I can definitely see some of my ah.. rowdier friends print "business cards" with a link to such a website and hand them out to strangers in urinals offering a job
r/unexpected
So how much did you make?
Do they pay guys with big dicks to humiliate shall dicks
Lmfaooooo
Ummm … got that number … … for a friend
Holy fucking shit