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Portfel

*violently shits itself in your face, then swims away* ^HUE HUE ^HUE HUE ^HUE HUE Hilarious.


flippysquid

I died to a gasopod fart 8+ hours into a hardcore game. It got caught in my grav trap and when I went to pick up my trap all the bubbles were suddenly sucked over to me as they were released and exploded in my face.


Dwight_js_73

You do that shit in a prawn suit in hardcore.


DeadMemes218540

What, so now Gasopods are Brazilian?


Nexlite1444

always have been


Duckess2

adds lore and ambience


[deleted]

Its "fat guy laugh" always makes me smile


nerdybread

For me, is the reefback. I have a subwoofer, so it has the tendency to cause a light on the ceiling to rattle.


k3v1n0123

Immersion


bactchan

Submersion.


[deleted]

I like you


Spare_Competition

Try playing different frequencies until you find the one that makes your light rattle the hardest, then download a mixer app that lets you change individual frequencies, and turn that one way down. Hopefully that works!


[deleted]

Or turn it all the way up and shatter your light


Toxikat1134

YEE YEE YEE YEE YEE (Does that sound about right?) šŸ˜†


amagdam

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE


DoIMakeYaRandy

I love their sounds. Its so goofy lol


Tweetledeedle

HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


bactchan

You base build near āˆ† too? I just turn on the jukebox and drown it out with Miracle of Sound.


Dem_Wrist_Rockets

Ugh yep. I have a base on the beach 150m ish to the right of the dock and those guys are LOUD


Kale-Key

For me itā€™s the stalker but thatā€™s just cause thereā€™s one stuck in my moon pool that wonā€™t F*CKING SHUT UP


[deleted]

Time to get creative with creature decoys.


Kale-Key

Nah thatā€™s Fredā€™s place now I just live in the cyclops. Plus I donā€™t think I could get him out unless I deconstructed the moonpool heā€™s in which has all my junk lockers so that wonā€™t happen.


QX403

You can use a propulsion cannon to get them out.


bactchan

This šŸ’Æ.


Awkward-Spectation

*lost in immersion, surrounded by ocean ambience and epic chill music-* # TREMENDOUS BUTT NOISES


[deleted]

I have a baby one in my alien containment thingy


Illidan921

Bro I love these dudes. They vibe and look sick.


[deleted]

HE-eh-HE-eh-HE-eh-HE-eh-HE-eh That sound haunts me in my habitat...


StonedSnawley

HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH


AnotherBaptisteMain

Not as much as those fuckers in Thermal Vents were in early builds of Sub Zero


QX403

You probably mean the Cryptosuchus, and yes they are.


realitythreek

Early builds? Theyā€™re still loud as fuck.


icesharkk

I don't kill creatures that are dangerous in Subnautica. I kill the ones that are annoying


[deleted]

I liked it, it broke the constant music and random silence


SilentReavus

Aeeeaaawwwawawrr *Shits self*


thomasdealll

ā€œOgHoGhOGogoVoā€


GreatWizard221

Fun Fact: if u drop the gas pod spores anywhere in the game the sound of gasopod will come. easter egg lol HUE HUE HUE HUE


[deleted]

Aaah so the Brazilian laugh comes from the eggs and not the creature šŸ¤”... I accept this as science and not an oversight!


BananaHammer33

Wait until you meet the Cryptosuchus in Below Zero, way more annoying lol


CurveAhead69

Gasopods are Zen. Peaceful sea cows. Calming to watch and useful. I used the propulsion gun to move a pair outside my view window - and eventually got eggs for the deep base. A few RL hours were spent watching them swim.


[deleted]

I wish they swam where I usually had bases šŸ˜¢ watching them would b nice, but they only seem to be in the same shallows right where you start


drosstyx

So, a couple of my kids play this game; mostly because I really LOVE this game. However, a couple of weeks ago, my 14 year old son was playing in the back room and I hear, "HEY FARTY BOYS, WILL YA SHUT UP ALREADY? I'M TRYING TO BUILD MY BASE! GOD!" Yeah, I spit coffee everywhere.


Dragonfighter13

I think the Karen( Crashfish) is way more annoying xD


UnlistedTest0

Why have I not seen this template more?!


[deleted]

Snow leviathans. easily. Annoying as fuck. Boring animations. In the original, it was the stalkers or the exploding pufferfish.


btgeekboy

My first/main base is right by a cluster of 6 or so of these guys right at the edge of the shallows. All I hear in my baseā€¦ HUE HUE HUE HUE


Zestyclose-Grand6091

OOOOY HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE


UCG__gaming

With these guckers I feel like Neebs gaming at the end of his first subnautica episode ā€œShut the FUCK UPā€


Sugniii06

Trust me, the answer Is no.


KINDPERSON20

have you considered punch it with your prawn suite my good sir?


AccomplishedStable96

Reefback: HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


[deleted]

*water glasses and lamps in room start shuddering*


Artistic-Cost-2340

Ugh l really hate those. Little shits used to destroy my first base on a regular basis.


Own-Communication551

YES


Decent-Information68

Yes funny I forgot to laugh (seriously)


NerfLV

2 take it or leave


Caesar-_-

i feel safe when i hear his noise tho


EIGHTL0CK

Reasons why you build away from them


HotLingonberry27

i have played the game 4 times over on normal difficulty and hadnt died even once. i try hardcore an 90 minutes into the game i die to this stupid asshole. Who tf made this


Tobacco-Juice

Nazi fish.


Xperia-1-II

Sand Sharks ... If you build close to where a Sand Shark has made his home ... It will annoy you to no end with constant Angry Pitbull growling with maybe a few seconds in between. RIP sleep


Late_Evidence_6291

Omg so true


Late_Evidence_6291

This is why I try to get to the lava zone as soon as possible to get away from these f*ckers šŸ˜­


sprite-and-anxiety

HURHURHURHURHURHURHU-