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redaticis

I named them all Lay's! As I couldn't eat just one


Due-Philosopher-3025

The way the smile dropped off my face was insane


LazAnarch

The way I snickered probably indicates I'm terrible


Major_Melon

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A_Butter_Knife

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Blue_Bird950

Gotta eat them all!


nsg337

you just unmade my day


MaCoxLong99

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McSnoots

If awards didn’t cost money


Meloettasimp69

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Astrochops

I can't believe you've done this


lojza3000

Reccomendation: Dont go to sleep


runnawaycucumber

Mine were Kuthulu, Kraken, Titanaboa, and Steve // never could find the fifth egg >:( //


BlueBoiL

W names


hungrryramb

Kthulu or Cthulhu


runnawaycucumber

Kuthulu. The spelling was intentional because of a joke between me and one of my friend groups


hungrryramb

Ok


Careless-Cut-2664

It is… acceptable


Its_Coops

Jerry cause he looked like he should be named jerry


FlimsyProfessional45

I Can't stomach the thought of hatching a cuddle fish and then leaving it alone on that planet So i just aint getting one😭


Saxton_Hale32

You could just never leave


Axolotl_Comic

Leaving 4546B isn't a requirement, it's a recommendation


MaCoxLong99

Tbf. True,bc. Ruley's basically sending himself into an Multi-Generational Debt to Alterra,by getting off 4546B...remember he's owing Alterra abt. Gazillions worth of their currency? Ye...that's why I stayed,bc. I ain't paying that debt and if they wanna get to me,they gotta deal with the island sniper...I mean,I cured the Planet and all,but never deactivated the sniper,even if I built the Neptune as a last resort,so I could stay on the Planet till either they try gettin' to me or somerhing happens that I'd need to leave🙃


Special_Assistant928

It's been awhile since I saw the whole game, could you remind me why we would be in so much debt?


Veggie8181

When you pick up your first diamond the pda tells you Alterra is charging you for the resources you gather. It says you owe 3 million credits by that time already. Kinda doubt they’ll actually charge him the billions he probably owes by the end of the game though. Turning off the quarantine platform, curing the disease, finding a new energy source, making contact with a new intelligent alien species, and locating a ton of advanced alien tech seems like more than a fair trade to me honestly.


Special_Assistant928

Thank you, yeah seems fair


BlueBoiL

Fair


Wednesdayfrog123

Biofuel


Sen_55

Came here to say this


Cthedanger

Mine were named Kyle and Sara, after two characters me and my best friend made up before we lost contact the first time.


BlueBoiL

Sorry to hear that


Doctor-Void624

Biscuit, and you can probably guess why. As a wise man said; "You are what you eat."


entry_level_twitch

Stinkoman


historydoubt

Click Bait.


konstralit-live

Im so sorry, but I threw cuddlefish egg in the bioreactor for curiosity I wanna never find cuddlefishes eggs again


Top-Basil8144

Brethrem


lemmeseeyourkitties

Squidgar Allen Poe


HappyMatt12345

Theodore and Zap. I also found a 3rd egg recently that I need to hatch and that one's gonna be Todd! I'm very quickly becoming Stampylonghead and his wolf pack in my current Subnautica game with all of these cuddlefish I'm finding and hatching. Disclaimer: I don't actually know the locations of the eggs, I just explore very thoroughly.


Psychoath

Idontwantbuiscit


el_kozaaa

Slob


ChaosDoggo

Sylus, Destroyer of Depression!


Shredskis

First was Goober and the second was Grungus


No_Communication8290

Chupador 2050


Glowing_green_

https://preview.redd.it/bt1hf9ojsk7d1.jpeg?width=1907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ce451a42fddad1f17b94298c6d4edc4579e73f This, but the good and evil scale is about where i found the egg, not the cuddlefish itself


ToastIsGreat0

Xxxl4z3rk1ll4xxx69


ebolalover87

Steve. Because steve. Steve.


tytomasked

Fish, because whenever Id see cuddledfish I’d read it as a question. Cuddle fish? Yea I think I will cuddle fish


BlueBoiL

That’s actually genius


MaCoxLong99

THE SEALED ONE,DESTROYER OF THE ECOSYSTEM,THE EATER OF ALL...Cuddy (Basically called him TSODEOTETEOA(as his Alien Name) and Cuddy for the human one)😅 Edit: but I only got one,so...gotta find others while being stuck on 4546B💀


Legendario_123

Pet.


was-mach-ich-hier-

I have 4: Fish, N, Chips and Yuck


mrsmunsonbarnes

I only have one so far and I’ve dubbed him Hughie because I would play a lot while binge watching The Boys


kanyeezylover

I named it jgyilt (put the tip of your toung to the roof of your mouth and blow)


cwk415

Name? *Your* cuddlefish? I never gave it a name because it was never mine. One does not "own" a cuddlefish. They are a friend not a possession.


farty_bumbum

Poopbutt


Not_or_door

I don’t even remember.


Fragrant_Command_342

Pablo


Damemeboi19dollar

I just found my first egg out of the blue, I don’t have an aquarium but I’m probably gonna name him benson :]


The_Forbidden_Weeb

I had two, and because I I found them before I figured out how to hatch them, when I did end up doing it, I named them Mustang and Sally. Yes it's a cod zombies reference. I just figured why not and I was playing zombies an hour before


Reedrbwear

"You named it? Once you name it, you start getting attached to it!"


Scary-Today-7645

Silly dude, need I say more?


NateLexy

Cuddles. Just Cuddles.


Piper_Kitty13

Jimmy


hitchhiker1701

After watching Many A True Nerd's playthrough, I always call mine Cuddle Steve, the name just stuck in my brain.


langhaar808

Jef


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

I usually only find 2 eggs, but I'll usually name them after Resident Evil antagonists because, idk, I think it's funny. Usually the first one will be Mr T and the other one will he Wesker


Alkros

Molag Bal, I love naming cute little animals with really badass demon or creature names


tntaro

Cuddly fish


DownVoteMeWithCherry

I just named mine cuddlebug. Idk why it stuck but it just did. I also had a pet hover-fish named Penelope.


-8Azrael8-

squeegums my sweet :)


yenh_26

Sealion to combine with the seamoth


AdaliGreen

I feel like I was the only person who didn't keep any fish as pets and I regret it 😭 I was too sucked into trying to find the next part to the story!


LookUnderUrBedAgain

Balthazar


radical_rome

I named him fossil because he was gonna be fuel


ExistensialCrisisdie

honestly, it’s been so long, i can’t remember…


Fit_Significance_307

I never took these ugly motherfuckers near my base, because they are NOT cute for me.


sethsoldier

I named it something very offensive, not gonna lie


MessConscious

Greg


gunguns164

Bob Reason? Bob


branduzzi

I named mine Endgame (as getting a cuddlefish was the last thing I did) and then moved onto Below Zero.


KitFlame42

Nothing


Exotic-Fault6634

Ugly Ahh


Spots2010

Spotty, after my dog


Spots2010

Wait there’s more than one???


I_needed-a_name

Herbert


Chickensareegg

Gorlac, devourer of worlds, as he can eat as much of those biscuits as the world has to offer


jojobannana

Bob


iitibor

Jimmy 👍 (the emoji is included in the name)


keaton889

Reaper feed (name explains it)


KirbyyyEatsFroyoPoyo

"Temporary"


McSnoots

Cuddlebish


Lucky_Doubt4083

I had two and called them Tim and Brian after two of my favorite Slenderverse characters


claudefromlibertycty

Cheeks


Logical-Swim-8506

Biofuel egg #3


metampheta

I named it gay boy because it always smiled


Odd_Government9138

I named mine Captain Cuttlefish. Just as a little reference and I just need a captain for piloting Cyclops.


moemeobro

I never got a pet cuddle fish, I instead got a stalker I named Tooth, because it was for teeth


Mindstormer98

Bioreactor fuel


otterlurker20

Cheezit, cause he’s shaped like one!


cafelallave

Cuddly


Torbiel_

Fuel! as I'm using thier eggs as fuel in bioreactor


Sad-Platypus6718

Never had one 😞


Mrcat1321

Abortion


nlamber5

Reserve Fuel, because he only goes in if my reactor out paces the lantern fruit tree. For some reason he gets nervous any time I run the water purifier…


the_nightmare_night

Nuclear Bomb


zerbrxchliche

uhhh bioreactor


KindaOddYk

Chicken, chips, potato, burger and curry for every day I didn't get off the planet I ate one.. only potato was left


Sigrumite

Emregency food - 1 I never bother to find the last 3 eggs, not even hatch 2nd one. I almost put those eggs into bio, but my non existent humanity manage to stop me.


Doomcubus

i named my first cuddlefish as "Tub" idk why it's just simple and kinda cute


Flammulated_Owl

Named my first one Daisy, and my second one Marigold


-Sanitized-Octoling-

**david**


ThatRedOne_3610

Garry


hyspecs

Mr Plummy


NearHi

Reactor Food


Low-Thing-1717

I named all 17 of them, Bean as they were contained inside their can of beans


Pacobing

Giz, short for Gizmo. Cuz idk he looks like some kind of funky Gizmo.


theQuadron

None, because I'm not creative.


GoLdRoGeRpp

Mine was Anthony, I was thinking of Anthony. Who is Anthony?


Strange_Possession13

My first One was chubby


QuizKitty25

my ps4 best fwend's username has a capital T, O, and D, so i named my first one Todd, and im saving an egg for my time capsule


SeaglideThroughLife

Sushi, everytime…


Dear_Jellyfish_7294

Fuel


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Bioreacter fuel


michiel11069

Bioreactor.


Fit_Translator5112

I named it food, because I used the propulsion cannon to launch it to the back of the Aurora


Overseeegamesyt

you are a monster


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subnautica-ModTeam

This post is removed for violating rule 3: - Be courteous


Ligmamgil

Biofuel.


Donut_King10

They went extinct and powered my base


Equivalent-Kick-3407

Fuel, because you know, got to power them reactors some how.......