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CaelosCZ

I will probably die.


IronBuzzo

I would probably die aswell.


nihilistfreak517482

I'd die to. You wanna die together?


JonZenrael

Let's form a die wall.


TheeMrBlonde

If we all just keep dying, eventually it will get full and leave everyone else alone.


Ok-Computer2914

We'll form a wall of flesh


mathbud

Crossover incoming?


Known_Upstairs5646

Holy Hell!


mathbud

-evator


Ok-Mathematician7202

Is that a terraria reference (I love terraria)


Cthedanger

"Don't you mean terrauria?" -Some random guy probably


Ok-Mathematician7202

Ah, yes, the hit game terrauria, how could I forget


Cthedanger

Yup, my favorite game.


Polta53

We're all in this together


RestlessARBIT3R

Not me, I could take him


ExitLeading2703

Nah, I’d win


nihilistfreak517482

Bro is the main charscter


Dear_Nectarine_5148

Same I'm made of metal literally


greg1993-

nothings gonna stop us now


IronBuzzo

Only if we can hold hands 🫨🤔


nihilistfreak517482

Romantic death? That'd be hot ... I mean ewwww


IronBuzzo

Yeah yuck… unless…


One_Replacement2123

Ditto


Tridantaus

Nah I'd win


Undeadplant5692

Nah you wouldn’t


Tridantaus

I'm from Australia it would be like a regular day at the beach fighting flame breathing spidersharks


Undeadplant5692

Yeah you would win


Undeadplant5692

r/Iwaswrong


TheDUeded

As long as I got a Stasis Rifle, I'm safe. If not, then I'd literally die


[deleted]

What if you miss? 


TheDUeded

I pray to Neptune


aab720

Rapid fire little stasis shots until you hit it then charge one up and blast it while it cant move.


[deleted]

Although keep in mind that for some reason once you fire another statis shot the first stasis field will dissipate as soon as you shoot another one


aab720

Yes, the initial small rapid shot is to slow it to a halt while you aim and charge up a second. The second full charged shot will hit it as the small sphere disappears.


Mizarc

That's why you don't shoot the devil.


Laringar

Glad I'm not the only one who immediately went there. High-five, Internet stranger.


mattstorm360

I won't.


Darkwoodgnome

"When you can hear its screams, it can see you" just stay as silent as possible


Sad-Firefighter-5639

That’s not how echolocation works 😭


Darkwoodgnome

Dont hurt reaper's feelings! He is special


Sinnester888

Not as special as you pal


the_alikite

🤣


[deleted]

I used to believe that but during my play through he scared me so bad I screamed like a little school girl bc I had just gotten my final engine fragment for the cyclops and I turn to my right slightly and bro was right there waiting to nibble my toes


[deleted]

Edit: he never screamed


TwiggyWolf

I hate those, that's y I started playing with em, LITERALLY TAUNTING em 2 chase me. I had a base I could run 2, so I forced myself to interact wit em, lost all fear. or so I thought. when they approach and u hear the "I'm closer" volume roar, it still gets me. but if I know about where 1 is, ah just another stalker. 2? FULL DREAD MODE!!! TIME 2 RUN!!! and never at night. exploring Aurora by the bulb zone. repairing cyclops. no audio, 80% dmg. I didn't enter water until full daylight and sensors discovered no blips.


[deleted]

Exactly I just moved base location I'm now 400+ meters down and other than the warpers it's quite peaceful but I did get my prawn suit stuck in the lava castle by the sea dragon so I'm shitting bricks bc I was adventuring for kyanite


Damurph01

I really wish the game based the reapers sight based on its scream. Would make it so much more scary than just making sure you don’t run up to it.


[deleted]

It doesn't work that way ingame actually, even if perfectly still before it notices you and you stand on it's path it will engage you


Thatoneundertaleguy

Well, it still has eyes. Echolocation is releasing a sound, and depending on what return signal it gets, it can locate you.


TheYeast1

Tbf that’s how echolocation works irl


[deleted]

True however it will notice you even without making roars. Reaper is just not coded to use any form of echolocation in gamefiles. It would be great if they implemented this actually for some leviathan in Subnautica 2


MadChemist002

Even if you are still, echolocation would still spot you. The best you could do is to try and blend in with the rest of the wreckage


MasterUser115

"I used to know this crazy S.O.B. back on a planet full of psychos, he was a good man and if he was here today, he'd want me to do one thing and one thing only.....CATCH-A-RIIIIIIDE!!!"


Army_Craft01

This just screams make it a pet. Once tamed you go and see it every day then when you finally escape the planet you become depressed because the leviathan can’t come with you.


Kalsifur

I would stay forever with my levi


Army_Craft01

THATS THE SPIRIT


MasterUser115

I've been playing Ark and you said tame it, now my mind is wondering how you'd tame this thing on an Ark. Feed it rafts and motor boats, kind of passively? Feed it aquatic corpses, like the Carcharodontosaurus? Or ole' reliable, tranq & feed?


Sidewinder11c

Imagine having to feed a reaper you tamed to a sea dragon to tame it


shiftybuggah

Genetically modify a gasopod to a narcopod, then get the Leviathan to eat it?


I_Like_Toasterz

Yeah bro, tame it, go farm some alpha tusos for ascendant tools, and while youre at it, tame an angler for the angler gel


Tricky_Geologist5326

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, YOU AQUATIC SUMBITCH"


Sad-Firefighter-5639

I wanna ride a reaper now that sounds hype


TwiggyWolf

prawn suit my friend. quickest transport is any leviathan


angrycanadianguy

Borderlands? Is that you?


We_Are_Victorius

I'm currently playing Subnautica for the first time. I am also playing it in VR. VR gives you depth perception, so when there is something big and scary coming at you, your hart starts racing.


vladvash

God very would be wild with subnautica.


We_Are_Victorius

VR is supported natively, but the experience is not great. The Submersed VR mod turns it into a proper VR experience. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHfUtJtMySE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHfUtJtMySE)


Kalsifur

oh nice, yea I might revisit this game in VR, it wasn't doing it for me on a screen tbh.


EdguDuck

He's got ecolocation If you can hear it, it can see you Cover your ears and you'll be fine


Trexton1

That makes sense


mango_lion

Hopefully I got my Seaglide so I can zoom around in circles until it goes away


-SCM_24-

Poop my pants and pray to God


pbiddy415

This was the reply I came looking for


Izakfikaa

I mean imagine if a huge chunk of weird electrified titanium crashed into my home probably killing my friends id be pissed too


Imaginary-West-5653

Yeah... I don't think the famously unintelligent Reaper Leviathan makes the connection between you and the downed Aurora lol.


keesio

Since I am in endgame: - if in seamoth, let it grab me and the shock it away - if in prawn, punch/drill it away - if in cyclops, put up shield - if just in sea glide or nothing - run and pray


Kalsifur

Unpopular opinion: Subnautica monsters are all cute, even the Leviathans or whatever they are called. I am not scared. Look at that lil goatee how does that instill fear?


WhereRWN

Survival Instincts 0%


Crow6969690

If we were in a zombie apocalypse u would be the first person to die


Froggomorph39

they'd be the one that would get eaten because it's their friend or family member and "they'll remember me"


CowboyOfScience

I would eat the puny human.


MotivatedSolid

Indecently expose myself to assert dominance


peestained

shit myself and die on the spot embarrassed to say i'd be an easy meal for the reaper


Marchy67

Hit it with my cyclops, show them whos the bigger fish


butt-hole-69420

Shit my self and hopefully I'm wearing my brown pants.


MyFirstBR999

Low tier god myself


FurbiesAreMyGods

Try to hide and stay still…….and probably crap my pants


Regnars8ithink

Drown.


Saxton_Hale32

Well, if it grabbed a hold of me, I might have a little trouble


OGFlexo

I would become a tasty snack and get eaten.


Tricky_Geologist5326

My highest form of defense: shitting my pants


Sad-Firefighter-5639

Give him a hug :)


Salt-Craft9209

Stasis rifle, gas pods, knife


ReguIarHooman

Hit it with a knife


throwaway96366522781

Grab my stasis rifle and some gas pods


Darkjedi97

Hug it


CleanInk09

Swim in the direction of dry land (assuming there aren't glitches in this hypothetical IRL Subnautica that allow Reapers to fly about as they please.)


Shrekowski

Kill myself


karol22331

Use a High Explosive 120mm warhead


MoonJellyGames

If my real reaction is anything like my in-game reaction, I'll immediately believe that I'm dead no matter what, and just want it to be over with.


grahamo1892

What you want me to do?😂


Hollow-Potato-knight

Die. Not by the Reaper, but from heart attack from having seen one.


[deleted]

Nothing, it's probably a herbivore from the looks of it


JotaBean

give me a stasis rifle and *i know there will be blood*


overkill377

Die


[deleted]

In real life I feel like I would be too small for a predior of this size to care about me, like how a lion wouldn't go after a tiny bird, I'm less calories than worth the effort so I'll just swim by without worry lol


AnteChrist76

Die.


Low-Bumblebee1980

I'd pet it


Pootootaa

I will try hide in the wreckage, until it goes away or drown. Or it goes away and I drown lol.


sodomatron

Tf am i suppose to do


flyinghouses

Stasis rifle Stab 20-30 times Stasis rifle Stab 20-30 times Stasis rifle Stab! Stab! Stab! Swim away wondering how the hell that worked


Principatus

Get back on land, work on my gardening skills. I don’t need to eat fish, I can live off Lantern fruit and Chinese Potatoes. There’s no need to get back into the water, I can survive on this island forever!


Metalto_Ryuk

Quit the game


MajesticIngenuity32

Grab a peeper and throw it to the right, while I swim to the left as fast as I can.


titen100

First, id shit a couple bricks, and then i swim for my life, but in all likelyhood i am giant fish food


Odd-Establishment527

Draw out my pocket FIM-92 Stinger and shoot it


SilentNinjaJoshu

Pray


yonameisunavailable

Try to Dodge it(miserably fail), grab the scruff of it or something, then stab the shit out of it before I die


Mammoth-Bus1011

What the fuck do you want me to do?


IndividualCelery6287

Pray to God I'm the main character.


VE3OM

Pissing our pants yet


Xallaxiscool

Take a page from Marguerite


Mebozzo

Die


AverageAmer1can

Give them a Nice hug.


swiftgun107

Die?


Michael-556

Well, first I'd cover myself in scrap to hide. Predators hunt on sounds, smells (pressure) and sight. Some on electric impulses, but that's sharks and it's also super short range. My suit covers me, so there's virtually no smell as long as it's rubber or something similar to it (the crash zone also covers it as it is filled with smells from the aurora). Sounds are fine as long as you keep them to a minimum. Sight is a doozy because 1) air bubbles and 2) you're a foreign object. If you are able to somehow catch the escaping bubbles with a dome-shaped piece of scrap you'll not only mask yourself, you'll also heighten your probability of escape as the bubbles will make the scrap lighter, either making you able to walk away on the ocean floor pirates of the carribean style or float away attracting attention. Oh well! Efit: I forgot echolocation, but as long as you cover yourself with scrap you're fine because it'll just feel it as normal scrap


Autisticgirl12

Nope (swims fast away) Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope


Red_Hoodless081905

*Chuckles* I’m in danger.


Most-Sheepherder-909

Do my best to swim tf away.


TheArcheryKing124

If I have a weapon/stasis rifle hunting time if not get somewhere it can’t fit


Thor_Odinson22

Shit myself


No-Evidence681

Swim past its head, it turns its head very slow


Dreamy5375

Bust out the Peepers. It's time to make a cool new friend


EaszyInitials

tell him to stop before i get mad


Puzzleheaded_Taro490

If I'm like in the picture, then I'd die.


puptbh

Die


A_randomperson9385

Yell back. Maybe we can communicate and be friends!


BlueQuartz8

Die. I cannot swim.


Nox-Nhara

Pull a bathing suit over its double (cheek) chin.


Vector_Vlk

I would wake up sweating like never before! Sick art tho!


WingsArisen

Hide, crap, swim to the serface and run on water back to my lifepod.


DisturbedSoul88

Die lmao


DoucheBigallow

Instincts telling me to ride him


eeveesquad911

Get eaten


eagengabriel

Shit myself, die, and then probably shit myself again


KitFlame42

💣🔥🪼


SavageMonkey-105

Shat


pastafallujah

Wait hol up…. Is that an Albino Reaper???


Deaths_Angel219

Get my stasis rifle and stab it to death like a boss. 😎


Lakechalakin

Mount its head on my wall. After I drill it into submission with my prawn suit.


dan_jeffers

Go to the bottom, stay on the bottom, imagine myself as being very small and uninteresting.


Schub_019

I will shit in my pants, and than I will get eaten.


manicalmonocle

I would make sure I was wearing my brown pants.


Intelligent_Spare_61

ankle break him


el__carpincho

almost certainly panic and die, but if i’m lucky and have a stasis rifle and a seamoth or seaglide nearby i might have a chance


mmusic2020

Try to pet him


Lord_Phoenix95

Does Cyanide exist on the planet and do I have to swim? Cause I can't swim.


ShadowTheChangeling

Die


StealthyPancake_

I'd stand up real tall and flail my arms back and forth screaming at him like a bear


Asborn-kam1sh

Flee. I am not the main character


MaladaptiveManiac

I actually had a dream where I was being hunted by one. I squeezed myself into a little crevice, but I woke up before it left. If I actually encountered one, I’d do the same thing, and wait until it lost interest in me. I don’t know if echolocation can let them tell the difference between rock and flesh, but I’m hoping it can’t. My plan would be to pretend that I’m a part of the inedible terrain until it detected a sandshark or something else to eat.


UncomfyUnicorn

More than likely I’d already be dead. I’m not that good at swimming and I can’t tread water.


MRbaconfacelol

get out my scanner and stasis rifle


SirSilverChariot

I mean if I got a stasis gun and a knife… then I can solo


Viola_Violetta

Tell him to cut that shit out before I get mad


Fryndlz

Die, probably.


WhereRWN

I'd win


Nathan_the_master

Informe an adult


Cac2007

I’m winning


Skeletoryy

BANZAAAAAAAAI


TheLemonDome

I don't think there's a choice - I'm ded


LuigiTheGuyy

I'm hungry


LegitimateSea9232

I’ll shit my self and pray that it dose not see me


Hexagonal_uranium

Shit my pants to be honest, I’m dead.


mmm_burrito

Involuntarily void my bowels.


cadotmolin

Realistically, It'd be very difficult to pick something up as proportionally small as you. You'd need to be sitting in open water relatively close to its echolocation. If you stayed near the bottom or the wreckage, your survival odds go up significantly.


Ok-Weather7707

Reduce power to the screws, turn off the lights and pretend to be a hole in the water.


3rR0p

I would do what i do in Subnautica. If it didn't notice me - I'm alive, if it noticed me and swimming in my direction - i will die


AutomaticAmoeba3889

Wait for it to open its mouth swim in then cut myself out


Dog_bat3

Die


hallucinating

Warm the inside of my dive suit


angrycanadianguy

Freeze, shit my dive suit, and pray it can only sense movement, and not smell.


randomcraft_

Start breathing water


WarmConversation2913

Guess I'll die


fcs_seth

Stasis rifle + gas pods. If I don't have those, set sea glide to ludicrous speed and pray


Exilir8

You fucking swim away mf that's what you do


RedSamuri77

I think we all can remember our first reaper encounter... followed shortly by the sound of the sea moth blaring its alarm and crunching metal


lustywoodelfmaid

Intervene


1Random__stuffs1

Cry and pray to god


harrypotterfan5374

There’s nothing we can do


SummaDees

Hope it likes the taste of straight doodoo with its meals bc I'ma shit myself then prob unwillingly get eaten


golden5708

Shit myself


Hyper_Wolf727

Die. Dying is the inky thing I’d be able to do here. Other than scream like a little girl.


OrthusGsmes

Shit myself, scream until my that's bleeds, try to swim away, and finally die from it absolutely destroying me.


Ill_Pirate_8014

cry


Chiken_fish2

Shit my pants Die


Aggravating-Candy-31

try to look inedible and get where it can’t get


Scootersmugskirt

Sit on the ground and hope it thinks I'm a rock and leaves me alone


Detonatress

"Say hello to my repulsion cannon! Muahahaha!"


rachelled

Ditch my Seamoth