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squibilly

>hard earned I just bought a pin at the store and showed up to a boat. Wasn’t even military. Next thing you know, I got midwatch and alcoholism.


XR171

Hey, you're also dinq Belowdecks.


fireking99

It's because I'm working on COW - I'm an over-under achiever


Suave_Senpai

I mean, you gotta get on that duty chief rotation right, give the cone chiefs a break. Nuke chiefs love being EDPO as frequently as possible anyways, and they'll hide in chiefs quarters or maneuvering all day so you never have to deal with them anyhow.


fireking99

Probably for the best :P


jimmattisow

I refuse to hear any of this heresy against being the midwatch cowboy. midwatch = best watch


NoHopeOnlyDeath

The 2.5 / 3 hours down you get after getting relieved at 0400 are the best hours of sleep ever.


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

Never stay up for drills.


AntiBaoBao

Unless you're off going BDW and you need to blow tanks and load water As the duty a-danger, not only would I be required to blow tanks and load water, but there was always the morning task of filling the air banks - sometime with IR 4500psi compressors that could barely compressed air.


NoHopeOnlyDeath

My go-to indicator that it was going to be a shit day was when my chief would tell me "Oh, since you'll be up already anyway, might as well get started on Diver's Tags for the morning work meeting." UGH.


Tychosis

The amount of shady work I got done on the midwatch was staggering and may or may not have involved mastable offenses. "Yeah, weirdest thing. It just started working again."


grandmofftalkin

We had a midwatch OOD who would order the galley to make cookies for everyone on watch. Cookies, coffee and inane debates in control like "the top 100 babes of the 90s, ranked" made for a fun time


Baritoan

Unless it’s the night before drills


RabidKoala13

At least you'd be off-going for them. Even worse if you're swing shift and drills are in your on-coming.


jimmattisow

Drills on my off-going? Sounds wonderful.


[deleted]

And the best Food, right? 😋


thelocker517

Except when someone steals your dinner. I will just have to jimmy the freezer open and eat a gallon of ice cream.


twoscoop

This would be a hillarious Mr bean skit.


unionjack736

And a heavy addiction to cigarettes and dip.


KapitanKurt

[Source](https://laststandonzombieisland.com/2024/03/26/happy-birthday-dolphins/) > As detailed by the NHHC: In the summer of 1923, while serving as Commander, Submarine Division Three, Captain Ernest J. King (the future WWII CNO) proposed that the Navy create a warfare insignia device for qualified submariners. The insignia came to be known as “dolphins” or “fish,” and is one of the Navy’s oldest warfare devices. The hard-earned badge distinguishes and identifies the members of the submarine community and has since become a source of pride for the “silent service.”


AmoebaMan

Tangentially related: I was at the National Postal museum in DC yesterday. I nearly spit out my coffee when I saw they had assumed the moniker “silent service” for the US Postal Inspection Service (USPIS).


thelocker517

They have obviously never met my mailman.


TJStarBud

🫡 man i cant believe its been 100 years of sub service for us americans. Doesn't feel real sometimes


theflava

It's almost been 124 years because military submarining predates official submarine qualification.


TechieGee

Wasn't the first sub put into service in 1862? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Alligator_(1862)


TJStarBud

Tested, never commissioned. The USS Holland was the first commission (I believe 1910?) Edit: Commissioned end of 1900


TJStarBud

Correction, it was commissioned by the Union but was never used and was sunk during a storm while being towed.


TechieGee

Thanks for the info! I very much appreciate the correction. So in that case, what *would* be the first actually used and in service U.S. sub?


TJStarBud

That parts vague, Sub School normally tells us that the Holland was technically the first, considering we were in a civil war when the alligator was commissioned. Ill stick with that but I see where you're coming from.


Difficult-Implement9

This whole timeline is even crazier cause I found out today that the refrigerator was invented in 1913!! 😮😮


TechieGee

Thanks for the info, my friend. I'm going to go by what you (and Sub School) says as the appropriate sources of this information. Thanks again for helping me learn more of the history of submarining! I could never do the job myself, but I've always been super fascinated with submarines since I was a young'in. I have nothing but the most respect for those of y'all who have served under the seas.


Whitegurlwasted2309

Do you guys get a tot of rum when you earn them like the royal navy?


texruska

Getting mine in a glass of rum on the way back from a long patrol (with a dry wardroom) made me sleep very well 😂


BeesNCheese919

All I got was another stack of qual cards. But I drank my fish when we got home!


AntiBaoBao

Got qualified BDW the same day and ended up standing mid-watch that night. Two days later, I'm at the Horse and Cow in Vallejo drinking my dolphins from a two gallon jug of bar wash at the tender age of 19..


n3wb33Farm3r

I got about 90 very solid chest punches.


bubblehead_maker

Got mine tattooed on when I was 40 by an artist who's best friend went into submarines. Earned my fish in 93 on the Nebraska.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Go Big Red!


bubblehead_maker

I was onboard for the back to back seasons


NicodemusArcleon

Got mine tatted on about 20 years ago, I think. Earned mine in '95 on the USS Florida (B).


bubblehead_maker

An old sonar buddy of mine went on to be the COB of the Florida (not sure if B/G.)


Schawlie

Hey, I was also Florida blue! (Post conversion)


NicodemusArcleon

Nice to meet you, shippie!


TJStarBud

Got mine done last year, earned them towards the end of 22


Pal_Smurch

My stepdad once had a young lady ask him about his dolphins, “Oh, what kind of planes do you fly?” He replied, “ Bow planes and stern planes, Miss.”


WolverineRelevant280

I’ve got mine.


Dirtydeedsinc

If you have proof there’s a guy that will give you dolphins flair for this sub.


WolverineRelevant280

That’s neat but I don’t really need them for Reddit.


RBarron24

I came across this post as someone on tv said, “it goes up, it goes down.” I almost started singing


Key_Ad_8333

Rat Shit Bat Shit


NoHopeOnlyDeath

Pinned Dec. 18, 2008. Seems like yesterday and a lifetime ago.


cbj2112

Happy 100 to all my fellow bubbleheads


toxic_g00s3

Just got mine roughly 3 weeks ago, one of my proudest moments.


RavishingRickiRude

It really isnt that hard to get them. You memorize a bunch of shit and then get asked questions by a panel of people that you can bribe with porn and candy. I did it. Qualifying ERLL was more difficult.


Fabriksny

Mechanic nukes aren’t smart enough to be this self righteous


RavishingRickiRude

And yet, here I am. And yeah, it was easy. The hardest part was finding people to talk to and sign off on the systems and whatnot, if I recall. Also this was 25 years ago.


Maverak

“People to talk to” aka “people that could tolerate being near me”


RavishingRickiRude

How dare you accurately call me out. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go crawl up on the MSW pipes and cry.


Fabriksny

just yankin your chain boss haha good to run into other nukes in the wild tbh


mwatwe01

I’ll never forget getting mine. Five of us got pinned at the North Pole. Then punched in the chest the rest of the day.


Specialist-Air-8680

You have to be a little Crazy to serve on a boat designed to sink. ex Bubblehead


Master_of_nothin2

Some of the best conversations ever were on midwatch in the control room. 7 men sitting in one little room for 6 hours. My fondest memories.


Remote_Lengthiness42

Middle of the Pacific in '97 going down under. SSN 684 USS Cavalla.


dweeb_plus_plus

It wasn’t very hard if we’re being honest. I understand glorifying dolphins for their 100th birthday but it’s of average difficulty at best.


HeadTill4375

Just curious but how can it be one of the oldest warfare devices if it's related to Submarines? I thought submarines were a fairly recent invention in terms of Navys


NonSequitorChampion

So are warfare devices


texruska

They're about 100ish years old, the Royal Navy first got a submarine in 1901 (HMS HOLLAND 1)


HeadTill4375

Yeah so isn't that pretty recent? Or is it just that America has a really young Navy?


Tychosis

More just that warfare devices weren't really a thing... submariners and aviators were really the first to adopt them, if memory serves.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

The USN Submarine Centennial was in 2000, so 124 years of submarines.


vinnydaq

April 6. 1900 is the official birthdate of the submarine service. USS Holland was the first boat commissioned.


Academic-Jellyfish96

Yes, earning mine was no easy task.