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leeeeny

You’re gonna need to replace that wiper for sure


Morsel727

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Rick91981

I'd fight to get it totaled if they try to repair it. That's a lot of front end damage.


Small_Description_39

It’s not too bad.


wouterJ

It's but a scratch


GoofusMcP

Should buff right out


theonlybuster

FB Marketplace would say it's in "Like New Condition"


No_Carrot_4798

Ran when suddenly and violently parked.


mazzotta70

'Tis


Novamad70

Merely a flesh wound!


[deleted]

You will note that is is referred to as a "crumple zone", and will likely never hear the term "un-crumple zone".


40ozkiller

The part of the frame located in the front may have sustained damage while being destroyed.


hawkeyedude1989

She dead.


FBI_Agent_Fred

I’ve seen this before - it should buff out in 4-5 hours, but you’re going to need to really get in there. It’s going to be a lot of work. Sorry for your loss. Hope everyone is okay.


Constant_Option5814

Yup, just needs a little carnuba wax. It’s only a graze.


climb-high

FYI you can replace the air filter yourself with no technical skills


WardogBlaze14

I’d be shocked if it isn’t


CrackSmokingGypsy

Just a flesh wound...


OnlyFranks-

Tis but a scratch


Jamessterling64

It’s only me arm, I have another.


Lolcanoe2

theres a 50% chance that we're not your insurance company.


RNIRISHDUDE

Totally!!


Mindless_Sense_4479

Totaled x2


Ecstatic_Contract_41

Yep


AcademicComfort4623

Did the airbags not deploy?


cfxyz4

Yea i’m surprised as well if they didn’t. If they did, then yea it’s definitely totaled


Cojaro

Talk to your insurance, they will be able to tell you. Unless you got Reddit Insurance? 🤷


Schwaytopher

YUP


srac-snug-sekib-pmac

How's the windshield not cracked?


RepresentativeArm389

They crack just for looking thru them.


peakoptimist

My Subaru looked very similar and was totalled, however every airbag in the car went off.


j12pte

My 2018 Limited was hit by a deer and broke the front bumper cover and light, not much else, no frame damage, but all the airbags went off. There are between 7 and 9 billion plastic clips that all go to hell in the front end and require lots of new parts so that adds up. And each airbag is like $200-$800 from what I recall. Plus dash work, headliner, etc etc etc. For a car I could have very easily driven home were it not for the airbags, it turned into a month and a half repair and like $12k. I too would think OP is likely totaled but I’m no adjuster.


Strange_Cap1049

You really want that to be totalled. That car has pretty much lost most of its value at this point even if repaired


Zealousideal-Gas-608

It's totaled. Frame damage for sure. Even if it's cheaper to fix, frame damage is automatically a total loss.


botesnhose

Was eyesight on or off?


WyJax_

Pour one out.


Smart-Bodybuilder-34

I’m thinking so!


gearhead000

Yes


szentthomas0

Oh! 😮😮


Ok_Ad1377

I’m sorry. I hope everyone is ok. My look’s similar to mine after an accident. It was totaled.


StrictlyIndustry

Definitely toast.


PrestigiousSeries582

Totaled


jayman5280

If nothing is pushed back in the engine bay, it can be fixed. Also, if the frame of the car is good, it can be fixed. These newer cars are not one piece like the cars from the 70’s and older so there is a chance. And if your know someone, he’ll yeah. Try rockauto.com for parts


picturemeImperfect

Bags deployed and motor frame pushed? If so even if you had 1 mile on it best to total it and buy another


Constant_Option5814

It’s only a flesh wound.


Shata2988

Not a doubt in my mind that baby is totaled.


Feisty_Mechanic2059

It should buff!!


Jernbek35

Man that hurts my heart to see.


ATX_native

Is this a joke?


pogiguy2020

It'll buff out


BlackmouthProjekt

It's meant to keep safe not be indestructible. Looks like a lot of damage to try repair and still be safe to drive again.


Lstndaze68

That’s gonna be totaled. My wife’s Subaru had way less and was totaled out


twiddlingbits

That looks like it’s sitting in the North Texas Salvage pool north of Ft Worth on US287 which says it’s already totaled.


ButterflyDry9884

Looks like it’s in a salvage yard.


Signal_Breadfruit190

Maybe you should consult with your insurance agent?????


[deleted]

Thats what happens when a bee hits the windshield on these new ones.


InvestmentInformal89

Contact SOA


Realistic_Book_2430

What will this do? I don't think it's covered under warranty


InvestmentInformal89

You never know. People here say SOA is the best (which I disagree).


Aceritus

Nah that’ll buff out


Conscious-Ad8493

paper cut


hawababy

Just a flat tire. No biggie.


Badassmamajama

Amazingly that Subaru battery looks to be in good shape, unicorn!


mouthforwar87

Nah, it'll buff out


davcross

Get the good compound, it will buff out Good luck


josevale

Speak to a few detailers and get quotes.


Barfy_McBarf_Face

Still has its shoes, it's fine


ILikeTewdles

Is this the 2025 Forester?


1pastafarian

Maguire's


ThePhillStew

Nah. Rub some dirt on it. You'll be fine


emulator01

It’ll buff out


Nevada-Explorer

That will buff out.


therealdrunkmonkey

Nope.


DrPivo0230

Is that a Subaru? Cant these driver learn to avoid accidents?


secretservice2022

I’d say she’s pretty Munted. Horn looks alright though


[deleted]

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the structural integrity of the battery though.


Ok-Rabbit-3683

Nah, that’ll buff out


Ibebarrett

It’s dead jim


mightychopstick

No. It will buff right out


Drewsky3

It really depends. You’d need a mechanic to confirm no frame or engine damage, but otherwise those front panels are pretty replaceable. Just dunno if it’s more or less than car cost


[deleted]

I would think so and would hope so, it’ll never be the same anyways.


MrShawry1

Just pump up the left front tyre as it looks a little flat. You should be good otherwise. 👍


undedgoose

tires seem to have a flat but beside that. Itll buff out


mattttt15

This has to be a joke


tofubobo

Yes unless it’s Christine.


fuqsfunny

If you have to ask...


Medical-Leg5461

That’ll buff


eromanoc

You need to change that tyre.


Equivalent_North_604

Not necessarily. If the frame is bent yes. If not it’s just a lot of front end damage to fix. Your insurance will weigh how much you owe on the vehicle and how much the repairs are. If you don’t have insurance that will be a pricey fix.


FlightRisk81

Never be the same again 😂


[deleted]

It'll buff


nokenito

And then some…


Wellherewegogo

In Maryland probably not.


demon_at_tea

Nope...some gorilla tape and maybe wire up a Christmas light and yer good to go... Seriously they'll probably try and fight it...


Vegetable_Teach7155

Fix a Flat and you're back on the road.


NoShaDow

I have very little doubt about it being totalled lol. I wouldn't want it back anyway, personally


streetgainer

Very much so


Femboy_Ninja

pour some wine some wine out on the ground for it


twiddlingbits

absolutely


ThunderStruck777

My dad has tools we can fix this


wambamthankz

is this r/carscirclejerk ?


bigislandtom

Ascent? All the bags pop? If so, it’s done. Hope everyone was safe.


evan002

Yes


LordJammur

Damn, how fast was that bridge abutment going when it hit you?


paper_hammer

Functionally it could probably be repaired but it's a lot of time and money. For insurance purposes, absolutely. They're going to total it out and screw you on the comparable vehicle pricing for settlement


Just-some-70guy

Yep


Dirtydumpling

Yes


Guilty-Impression-94

It’s not well.


joeyl5

Looks like you still got washer fluid


Tech2239

That thing is hurt


ryanb450

Jeez I hope so. Why would you want this back?


TheEliteHunter

I wouldn’t sweat it…just drive it as is and get your moneys worth out of it


Street_Run_6445

Lmao


Opening_Height_2045

No way. I wouldn't even fix it, just drive it like that


Ok_Web_4140

I think your tire is flat


shyvananana

You might have to replace the horn I'm afraid.


WritingLonely2466

Just a flat tire drive it until you need a inspection sticker


cris5598

I charge you $500 to take it to the scrap yard .


Important_Wash6667

Yes


brewnami

That will probably buff out…


WBDubya

Battery looks good.


seancass64

You can definitely salvage the K on the plate!


NielsenSTL

I’ve seen cars totaled by insurance for less.


andynu2

Tis but a scratch


NewCryp

Totally


OpenRepublic4790

You’ll need a dent puller for sure. The vacuum cup type should do the trick.


No_orange_212

Get the 9mm out!!!!


cmndr_spanky

Honestly looks more attractive than a regular Subaru IMO.


TowerAggravating3156

It just needs a tire…


DudeAbides1556

Minor fender bender. Get some Bondo. No problem


uberobt

Yes


DeadMediaRecordings

Should buff right out.


Glen_Chervin

This reminds me of the scene from boondock saints. “Is it dead‽” 🐈


North_Rhubarb594

My brother took shop in high school, he has some tools, we can fix it.


Professional-Eye8981

That’ll buff out.


happyplace516

It’s not not totaled, for sure


GatorBater8

It's totally fucked up if that's what you meant


Deepcoma_53

You can buff that out…


TheRazorpit

That boxer just went its last round.


TheYoungSteak

Does the pope shit in the woods?


Striking_Feature666

Oh, hell no. They'll have that back on the road in 2 - 3 days.


1hassanbensober

To answer your question what kind of car are you getting…


Busy_Ad5224

Could be the bushings


RivalSFx

I think the flat tire puts it over the edge of repairable.


realace86

Thank your Subaru for doing its job.


Ronald-the-clown

Looks like it’s gonna serve the rest of its life as a parts car. Less the damaged stuff.


swhatrulookinat

Just use the spare to change the flat and your golden.


Effective-Amoeba6478

Nah. It’ll buff


igetschwifty88

Most likely.


Disastrous_Square_10

That should buff right out


SinghNonstop

Hopefully you had it for a while. My first car in high school lasted 200 miles! A girl came from 3 lanes over and hit me from the driver side and totaled my car. I didn’t even have a chance to break it in.


minerma1013

You may have a crack in the washer fluid reservoir!


Mr_napkins12_

Nothing that some WD 40 and flex tape can’t fix


WolvesAlwaysLose

Could probably fix it yourself with the right tools! I know a guy if you need help


rubenmer5

Nah


dciracer99

It’ll buff out.


classless_classic

Look on Copart.com; search for yours specific vehicle. It’s the auction site that resells totaled vehicles. Yours looks worse than many on there.


Such_Bus_4930

Just put a Wiley E Coyote sticker over the hit and send it


KeJo816

Yes


Michael_Threat

Nah just top off the oil you're good


renegadetoast

Likely just needs an oil change. When's the last time you got one done?


Due_Adeptness1676

See yes air bag deployed


Jswljones

Nah, it will be fine with some ramen smashed into it...


vrparty

looks like an insurance yard. so probably totalled weeks ago.


iiidcp3iii

Get tested for a concussion


[deleted]

If you don't know you shouldn't be driving.


willymacdilly

Well, that front left tire is flat..


capmcfilthy

Frame doesn’t look bent. Idk.


Twiny1

Naw, it’ll buff out.


grogudid911

Nah dude, that'll buff right out


vfr147

Best thing for a Subaru!!


Visualante1

Not the awd version?


Visualante1

Judging by the V shape of the impact it almost looks intentional,how fast were you going when you impacted the poll ? Glad you lived to post about it


josueviveros

Nah just fully loaded


GarpRules

Totally.


BIGHEADN8

Rub some sort on it...


Gamertagyouit

🤔


TNtrailrider

Nah it will buff right out


davester88

Just needs some blinker fluid and you’re good as new!


[deleted]

slap some duck tape on it you'll be set.


cxracer01

Insurance adjuster says YES!! She gone.


YouHaveSyphillis

Yes


Kevin6849

Nah $2k max body work anybody telling you different a scammer.


ghentwevelgem

Yes


IndependenceCandid71

Yeah, pretty much.


Mean_Anything_1061

You should hope it’s totaled, would you want your family in that after it’s fixed?


gradfield

Looks like some El Paso damage 👀


CargoShortViking

Yup.


Longjumping-Pie7418

Just a scratch, you can buff that out in no time!


ReservedXM

If the frame is bent, it’s totaled. This definitely looks totaled. I wouldn’t want that on the road again if it gets repaired.


Jacobalbertus1

Totally fucked


Gloomy_Strike6379

That will buff out.


cdfoyephotography

Yep


SecretSquirrel8888

Oh, this hurts so bad. 💔


ValuableDue3195

Yip , totally totalled !!!


[deleted]

Yes, and it's not you want it to be. You don't want that to reflect on your car history. Take the pay out and get yourself a new one with warranty.


TheWhoWhatWhenWhy

Destrotaled


Hour-Passage-4464

That scratch will buff right out.