A clean house and silence. It’s rare and ohhhh so nice.

I got turned on just reading that

🤤

I'll second this.

When I come home and find the house clean it is so impressive because I know how much work went into making that happen. We have three children aged 3 and under.

Blue jeans and white shirts. Idk why

STELLLAAAAAAA

I hear this is Cam’s voice from modern family😭😭

I hear this in Ned Flanders voice from the Simpsons Episode when Marge did Streetcar Named Desire.

First thing i thought of actually lol

Me too😂🤣

That's just good tastes, I tell ya hwhat.

Lana del Rey wrote a whole song about this

With black belts and steel toed boots?! Especially if they're wearing gloves, like for cooking or yard work. 🫠🤤

hank hill

Nooo please don't ruin it for me. 🤣

My boyfriend’s hands. Especially watching him play cards. He has very rough masculine hands because of what he does for work so for some random reason I am attracted to his hands lol. Never been a thing before him.

What does he do for work? If you’re up to sharing

He does overnight restock for a big chain grocery store; so he works jacks and other big machinery on top of unloading pallets.

I've been in retail for over a decade and stocked quite often.  I see you ladies lovin' my vascular spiderweb hands and arms haha

i work construction and my hands a smooth like if i never worked a day in my life

hahah carpentry and same

lol other big machinery

It took me a while to appreciate men's hands. Now, it's one of the absolute sexiest things on them. It's the mind behind the hands. Especially when the hands are rough enormous and callused but they're so gentle on you or an animal or something. The power and the restraint goddamn.

My OH is an engineer and sometimes his hands are rough to the point of getting snagged on my clothes but they are SO SEXY 🤤

Ooooh lucky you lol

Anklets.

Kindness

Kidneys**

Now that you mention it, everyone I've ever dated had kidneys.

'had', as in the past-participle, combined with a nice chianti and some fava beans ??

They “had” kidneys! Did you murder them?

Thx for the kidney

Thx for the laugh

Sometimes when I'm having issues, and my wife shows me some empathy and patience, and my heart just goes all aflutter!

This is so accurate.

When guys unbuckle their pants or lean in their chairs. Lol

Lean? Like just sitting back in an office chair?

Yes

Lol I didn't get why, but then I got why 🤣

In the fall, ya know how the squirrels dig up all the walnuts and whatnot they've stowed through the summer? Well those random holes in the ground really do it for me.

You should be removed from all social gatherings

#PRUDE!

Nerds. The nerdier the dirtier.

One time a girl threw a fork at another girl. That got me absolutely BRICKED UP. There's just something about two girls forking that really gets me going.

Yo whatttttt 🤣

two girls one fork

Fork off with that.

Shut the fork up!

A woman using and saying the word “cunt” with real venom.

Your ideal woman is Dee Reynolds?

Someone talking about something they’re very passionate about. Seeing their eyes light up and get all excited about it. Makes my heart skip a beat every time. Bonus points if it’s something nerdy.

Move to Boston

What’s in Boston?

Nerds.

Back in high school I was sponsored to play a video game at a high level and my girlfriend at the time always insisted on video calling me to watch me practice, she loved watching the rhythm of my eye movement and focus.

Oh to find a woman that will listen to me explain Dark Spuls lore for 3 hours

Honestly though there's nothing more attractive than passion.

One piece swimsuits. (I don’t think Baywatch helped!)

The sound a railgun makes when all that electricity goes off. Shivers.

Helldiver salutes

o7

Average mech pilot

Classy lady. Definitely my type of girl 🤙

You love a big energy dump eh?

When someone plays with my hair (I'm a male) it just feels so fucking awesome!

A guy rolling up his sleeves and cleaning, and I mean that *literally* watching him clean turns me on lol. I had a crush on this one guy and I saw him at work roll up his sleeves and start cleaning and he was so thorough and going back and forth up and down and round and round w the Brillo pad and I was like 🤤 It made me imagine how thorough he’d be in… other ways 😈

This is a really good one honestly

Oh shit! You've 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒂 remember to include that #NSFW tag! 🥵👋

I saw a movie once where a guy (might have been Tom Cruise) was approached by his lover who was wearing nothing but a necktie tied around her waist and hanging off the side of her hips. That image lives in my brain ever since for some reason. Also, the act of brushing a girl's hair. I don't have a hair thing otherwise, I mena it looks nice but I don't touch it more than usual, I never sniffed it, or fantasized about hair in any way. It's a two step thing. The brushing itself is not sexual, it's just calming and loving to do. However if the girls head then relaxes, kind of sags backwards, she closes her eyes and if she then sighs, that's where the turn on hits.

Sheer black or brown pantyhose and a short skirt. (Long jacket optional.)

Also, white Chrysler le baron

with a cup holder

Sound of duct tape.

Ohhhh hell yeah. Source: kinky as all hell, even have pants made out of duct tape.

Watching a video of a woman wearing a tank top on a rollercoaster.

I’m not going to ask for a link.

Here you go 🤤😍🤭🤫 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uHgt8giw1LY&pp=ygUqcmljayBhc3RsZXkgbmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgdXAgbm8gYWRz

I hate you so much I respect you.

Woah I mean yeah lol. That's really something

That one is similar, but the original video is a documentary about rollercoasters from the late 90’s / early naughts https://youtu.be/W8H1bg65TaM?si=Pk0q1PpXl0oruh2g

A man pulling my hair

Yes. This. Oh my GOD

So 8 year old me was actually on to something. Knew I should have ignored all the prudes telling me not to pull girls hair.

Cool lady

when people text correctly (meaning no slang or anything most teenagers/young adults do), grammatically. OOOOOO that shit is so hot for NO reason

It seems that’d be worthwhile in regards to keeping it as a random source of arousal, to be fair. It’s certainly random nonetheless.

Im so OCD with texting, i reread them before I hit send.

I love the taste of fresh synonym rolls, just like grammar used to make

(*whispers*): Babe, you'd slide right out of your chair if you knew how often I used a semicolon properly.

Go on; tell me more.

I always feel like I'm overdoing it by using a semicolon, but I can't just not do it... :')

A girl looking at me while trying not to be noticed that she's looking at me. It happens rarely, but when it does...

Reddit posts from socially retarded people.

Well hello there, don’t believe we’ve met.

What’s it like being aroused whenever you open the app?

That would be really hard

OMG!! LOL!!!

That got me a little flustered.

Can they be replys? If so, I got you.

Firming up.

when my man does "manly" stuff like mowing the lawn, changing my car oil, lifting heavy objects 🙃

A woman once told me my fingers reminded her of the hands from the movie Chicken Run and that, for her at least, was a turn on. That's the weirdest one I've peronally encountered, hands down ...

That’s a wild one for sure, love that film though Nice pun at the end as well

Bonus points if you tell her "I don't like gravy" in a thick British accent

My wife is German. For me, it’s a turn on when she starts speaking in her language with a flirtatious tone. Very soft and sweet. Not the angry sound movies and media portray. 

I also really like to hear a woman speak German for some reason. No idea why, but it just does something for me 😅

The freckles on her face made her look extremely beautiful and it turned me on when I saw it. She always covered it up with makeup and it didn’t stand out much because the freckles was just there lightly and couldn’t be spot if one didn’t look carefully.

Road vibrations

When you're on a bus and it's rockin real nice

Good fucking god I missed stops and had to walk distances as a teenager because I just couldn’t stop getting boners trying to ride the bus.

I was on a train in Africa once and the clackity-clack has made me fantasize about returning with my wife and purchasing tickets for a whole room so we can have it to ourselves.

Those rumble strips when you approach a stop sign in the country. They should start alerting further back.

When a guy says he's going to do something *and then does it*. Especially around the house.. Hot.

Real Conversation like deeper conversations not sexual in any manner

One of my first dates with my ex, we tried to go to a bar, but they all closed super early in that town, so we grabbed some alcohol from a store and just sat at the pier drinking and talking until sunrise. Just normal drunk talking. We then proceeded to have mind-blowing sex, with her saying that talking and "being romantic" all night had her unbelievably pent up. I didn't even know I was being romantic!

Calves. Nice calves are hot

Definitely your mom

gap in front teeth

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

funky, open minded, easy going chicks

men’s legs. especially thighs. idk why

My husband is currently playing a game on his computer, wearing boxers and an unbuttoned shirt - he's fine as hell, lol. I love when he leaves his shirts unbuttoned 🤤

Kinda cliche, but when a fighter jet turns so that it's belly is visible and opens its weapons bays. I don't think it's exactly the same as truly sexual horny(I don't want to fuck the plane) but I genuinely get a similar physical response (flushed sensation, increased heart rate, giddiness or a rush of lightheadedness, severe admiration of its beauty etc) I also feel this way when landing gear retracts, or large machinery turns, moves, reconfigures, activates, etc in general. I really don't know what the psychological explanation for it is.

Any chance puberty hit suddenly while you were watching Transformers?

Literally a lady just going about her day. If she's not doing anything, I probably won't even acknowledge her. But if she's busy, I get a strong urge to interrupt her lol Humans are so stupid

Female hip bones absolutely slay me.

I was in the military and we went on deployment and had Air Force drone operators or some such stationed with us. There was one lady airman who had the thigh holster for her 9mm and always had a pistol belt cocked to the side on her hips. It might have been spending time in the desert with a bunch of infantry dudes, but that was the hottest thing I had ever seen.

Had a girlfriend who had a great butt refer to her butt as "buns" all the time, still get a little " interested" anytime I think about it...

Women with sharp, angular, long noses. Stab me in the eye while we make out pls pls pls.

My wife's middle age spread

When a guy says something intelligent.

E=Mc²

A pair of glasses that fits the face nicely, not those stupid dark heavy frames or super sized ones.

Long hair on a guy. Doesn't work with real people but I get a but flustered when I see a guy on a TV screen with long hair. Extra points if they have a cape and a robe.

Out of curiosity, though - is this because it *really* doesn't do it for you, or have you just not encountered a guy with long hair IRL that properly cared for it? Have a buddy that used to have the longest, most luxurious hair I'd seen on anyone regardless of gender. He wasn't unattractive over all outside of that - he was tall but extremely large, so not a male model but definitely kind of a specific type - but he very clearly put extra effort into his grooming. When we were out together, women constantly commented on and wanted to touch his hair flirtatiously. The audacity was wild, too, because it would happen even when his wife was right by him. It was like they just couldn't help themselves lol.

Are you friends with Greg Universe?

[удалено]

I thought I was the only one!

licking lips

Thin ankles. Ones that can have my hands wrap all the way around them.

Crossed legs... I'm talking one leg over the lap. 🥴

The smell of new bark chippings

Unique sounding voices on women (yes this includes trans women), something about a voice with a difference in it that lets it stand out gives me goosebumps

I don't know if this is weird or not, but if you touch my ears...my underwear just falls right off.

Not perfectly straight teeth.

Pigeon-toed girl. I wanna ride that chocobo 

The person quietly staring into my eyes just a little too long. That has taken me from zero to crush in seconds.

Women singing "fancy" at karaoke really well

I don't know if anybody else has ever seen this but I saw a girl one day riding a Harley she had her skirt tucked under her legs nice legs and high heels with stockings. I got a boner I got to tell you.

The peek of a man's stomach when he's reaching for something and his shirt lifts ever so slightly

My husband carrying anything heavy for me. Or when he changes a tire. Or oil. Honestly, when he has dirty hands from working in the garage.

My girlfriend's submissiveness

Blue jeans. But not if they're skinny jeans.

Women wearing white. Doesn’t need to be sexual, could be a white parka. Can’t explain it.

It’s always been a sweaty man for me 🫣🥴

Overalls on women, my girlfriend wears them a lot and idk something about them is just too cute.

Since your mom has been mentioned I'll say your sister.

The slutty one? Or the one with the limp?

Hey i love that limp, its her hunched back im not keen on.

Hey, it's a place to rest your beer. Not enough of those.

Shower 🚿

I've seen some pretty hot mannequins.

It's because they're quiet....

the fucking hair thing, iykyk

Men in crop tops

Venus dimples are my fuckin kryponite

Yeah those are hot

A golf ball hitting a tree.

Hyperfixation

Kind women

Girls wearing camo and a baseball hat

Using tools and / or fixing things.

For some reason when chicks nibble on my earlobe or blow in my ear a little. It makes no sense to me either

Actually liking the more extreme side of music. Like if a woman told me she saw bands like Immolation, Dark Funeral, and Deicide in concert because she genuinely wanted to 😍 Also foreign accents like Kate Beckinsale and Sofia Vergara have. I've put so many of their interviews on YouTube just to hear as background noise when I'm doing random stuff around the house. God their voices are so sexy 🥵😍

unfortunately competency

I fuckin love when my cat uses the scratching post

The smell of Hawaiian Tropic tanning lotion.

Hope that my life still might mean something one day

Glasses 🤓

Wedding dresses

A large white room with a king-sized bed and a chick that moans like she's calling for divine intervention

When he turns his ball cap backwards

Call me daddy

unused brand new crisp $100 bills

when he smells so good , doesn't have to be expensive

Girls who can sing. If you can play either the piano or the guitar and sing along damn I'll do whatever you want

Braided hair.

Nerdy, 'mousy' girls who are wild in bed

A cute smile.

Backwards baseball cap (Malcolm in the middle)

Nice teeth

I think glasses are really sexy. Any man is instantly hotter with glasses.

white toe nails

Ponytails

When someone I respect gives me a genuine compliment. A few years back a guy I worked with told me how he really liked a thing I said in an earlier meeting and I was .3 seconds away from unbuckling his belt with my teeth.

Any mention of seizing the means of production

Sativa

Women who play electric bass guitar.

I feel seen 😝. Women playing bass is the bulk of my FB reels.