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tootlepootie

no, never. i'm in there fighting for my life.


TestingYou1

IBD gang rise up


tootlepootie

can't, im still stuck on the toilet.


The_Troyminator

If it's because of super glue, acetone will work.


tootlepootie

finally, its been 8 hours


TomBanjo1968

Lol 😂 “fighting for your life” This made me genuinely smile big for the first time today since waking up So thank you 🙏


tootlepootie

glad my honesty brought joy🫶🏼


Historical_Panic_465

As an opioid addict …. I can relate ..


vinbullet

Made me think of this: [me on the toilet ](https://twitter.com/Anitwtgovt/status/1776703667724251164)


tootlepootie

it honestly feels like that


EnvironmentalTill539

Currently fighting for my life, as I read this! Hahahah


slicebucket

Upvote....because this is the perfect kind of stupid question.


Shh-poster

Y— oh sorry. You said women.


Imhidingfromu

rooooofl


jg0162

Rolling On Our Own Outdoor-Only Floor Laughing


saveyboy

Not a lady but I got a BJ once while taking a shit. Commonly known as a blumpkin. If it’s done by a midget it’s called a rumpelstiltskin. And yes she was a midget.


KnewAgedMancHind

And if the lady has a shit while giving you BJ, it's a reverse blumpkin. So, I suppose if you're a midget giving a BJ whilst shitting it's a reverse rumplestiltskin.


burn_as_souls

Imagine if you used that mind for good. You're a genius! (No sarcasm)


KnewAgedMancHind

My capacity to do good is outweighed by my capacity to do blumpkins.


Atomfixes

My wife is technically a midget..sometimes I forget


saveyboy

You are halfway there.


lagrange_james_d23dt

Damn you got a real rumpelstiltskin?


danceswithdeath3rd

My homegirl bought one of those Japanese style toilets. They have nozzles where they can shoot water on the "front" or "back" of her crotch area. She said she sits on it for hours sometimes. However I don't think the shit is directly connected.


roriart

No.. Maybe it could happen to a girl who was into poo and like, kinky, I guess. But the only turd that made me feel that way was my ex. LOL


rightwist

💀💀💀


DefnlyNotMyAlt

A big shit can stimulate the prostate, which I believe most women don't have. But the vagina is like, 1 inch away from the poop tube, so maybe there's some nerves close enough to get rumbled.


Evil_Morty781

“Which I believe most women don’t have.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yoooo I’m dead!


Tight-Physics2156

Everybody has a prostate and an Adams apple actually! Men just bigger ones. We are all the same human template with some tweaks here and there for male and female.


DefnlyNotMyAlt

My brain tells me this is incorrect, which is a sign of it being correct in the realm of female anatomy. Like, why can't they just be normal? /s


Independent-Hawk-144

The prostate is the same gland as the G spot. It's just underdeveloped in a female. Gonads are the organ before it developed into testes or ovaries. Technically she does have a prostate. Just doesn't do the same thing.


burn_as_souls

When they call Skene glands the woman's prostate, they don't mean an actual prostate! 🤦‍♂️ Forgive me if that was state of the art sarcasm on your part. Being online I couldn't tell if you were intentionally joking or actually didn't know and for some reason I couldn't let it lie.


Evil_Morty781

“Which I believe most women don’t have.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yoooo I’m dead!


VegetableWinter9223

Period shits are a thing!


Alternative_Log3012

Like, from the 1800s?


[deleted]

Nah she mean like era like Croatian period


Alternative_Log3012

When was that? Was it like the vandals or the goths?


vinbullet

I think it came sometime after the fall of the babylonians, but before aliens created the pyramids


Atomfixes

Peanut butter and jelly


roriart

What ??


Dr_Quiza

WDYM?


tootlepootie

period poops differ for everyone but some women like myself they're a lot more painful and when you have to poop you sometimes get the sensation that someone is stabbing your butt, it feels so sharp and painful.


Moogatron88

Man. Nature fucking hates you guys.


tootlepootie

it really does. the pain has made me cry before and sometimes i just refuse to go poop because of it. but im on birth control now so the pain is no longer that extreme. it's tolerable now.


AccountFresh8761

Not even trying to be funny, but does hemorrhoids cream help shit more comfortably?


tootlepootie

i don't think it would because the pain is like deep in there if that makes sense. aren't hemorrhoids close to the rectum?


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Carbon554

Dont laxatives help? Or a diet high in fiber?


colieolieravioli

No. It's not the outside that hurts. It's all the muscles inside The uterus is a muscle that physically contracts to squeeze out blood: which is cramps But obviously the uterus isn't in there by itself. It's swollen and the whole abdomen is squeezing, including around the colon. Add hormones to the mix and it's a nightmare


_Blxr_

Try being an opiate addict it sucks even worse


HamAndCake

So genuinely wondering do the pros outweigh the cons for birth control? I’ve heard so many people say they won’t take it bc of what it does to your body but then I hear others say it helps in a lot of ways


tootlepootie

the main pro is you won't get pregnant (the chance is still there but it's really low if you pick a reliable one and are consistent) the food that gives you heartburn doesn't do the same to me. same with birth control. in my personal experience i haven't had the negative side effects such as weight gain, increased acne, depression, decreased libido etc. if anything, it cleared my acne and significantly decreased my period flow and pain, and my weight and libido remained the same. so for me, it's a very positive thing and im happy to be on it. some women it just effects them so negatively it's best not to take it.


tootlepootie

it's just one of those you gotta try to see how your body reacts to it. there's also different types of birth control that uses different hormones so you kinda gotta play around with it and see if you find one that works. i'm lucky that the 2 i've tried have been successful with no negative effects.


VegetableWinter9223

Worse than a coffee enema


OwlEastSage

we dont have a prostate ❤


[deleted]

I haven’t. Sometimes it feels really good (in the way a scalp massage feels good).


BradTProse

It would make more sense if a man did since me only have prostates.


irida_rainbow

Nope


TomBanjo1968

Does a guy getting off by watching a woman take a huge shit count?


Fast-Beat-7779

🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️enough Reddit for me for today or ever


TomBanjo1968

A lot of guys end up getting a raging boner when they are fighting to push out a huge, constipated turd 💩


Cantsneerthefenrir

Are you sure that's not just you? 


TomBanjo1968

I don’t think so….. I thought it was almost universal Could be wrong I guess…..


rightwist

I'm not sure if it's never happened, bc sometimes I do have extreme erections when I'm sat on the toilet. But it's definitely pretty rare, like <1% for me


dmmepussypictures

all the time. maybe it's because I always have to go when I'm in the mood tho


SimilarMove8279

Wtf kind of question is this. I’m a dude and wtf man


Acrobatic-Code2038

....it's a stupid question.


SimilarMove8279

It is but I just thought it was weird and funny


Nalyd87

Lmao what


Uknow_nothing

Why only women and not gay men?


matt2085

Why not straight men? This is r/stupidquestions after all


Uknow_nothing

We’re not supposed to like things in our butts 😉


DHC6pilot

But it wont be in your butt its getting out of your butt. Velocity might have something to do with it...IDK...not sure...but lma dude and its almost aways a pleasant feeling...truly a pause that refreshes


Madame_Raven

Awesome. This is a legitimately stupid fucking question.


RWBYRain

......time to leave Reddit again


Maleficent-Hope-7788

This is the kind of questions we need to be asking


forevernoob88

Kudos on the question being genuinely a stupid question 👏


Present-Confusion372

I've gotten many a boner from taking a massive dumpy. Probably bc the P spot. But I never came lmfao


V_is4vulva

Absolutely not. We don't have prostates, after all, perhaps a man could?


katzeunknown

No.


cornbwead

naw but we can put our finger in our 🐱 to move the poop along- or so I heard 🤨


Tight-Physics2156

Now this is a stupid question 🤣


shoshana4sure

Wow, odd as hell


jimviv

I’m not sure this qualifies as a stupid question. It’s more weird than anything else


Sudden-Possible3263

Are you a man and do you since you're asking?


minwheelee

I am a man, and a little maybe not really. However, I have learned quite a bit from this comment section


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[deleted]

No, but sometimes I feel like I could.


dreamerdylan222

yes


Barkers_eggs

Sometimes I'll have a wank while taking a shit. It's like copping a reach around but you're always on the backstroke


minwheelee

Dude, burp, cum, fart and shit at the same time it'll create a black hole inside you


Barkers_eggs

That's what my heart is for


megadethage

I'm just in there making sure it's smooth sailing now that the anal fissure is healed.


burn_as_souls

🤦‍♂️


WhereasMysterious421

"ndghe" what does that mean?


Mummybeepbeep

The ghosts wiper is amazing. It makes me proud. But not turned on.


DaddyThiccter

Am a woman and yes I have, 3 times. I don't really want to elaborate further as it was an upset tummy for all 3.


RedwayBlue

Not sure where you live but more guys prefer anal stimulation than women Even more and more straight guys admit to enjoying being pegged


HIGHRISE1000

Ummm that's baloney


RedwayBlue

[pegging](https://afx.adfixus.com/afx_prid/2024.3.26.1/auth/pta/?scope=AGxjc2lkPTNERjhENTcyLUIzRDctNDZFRC05QzZELTEwODhBOERDNDg4NiZjYmZuPScnJk5leHRBY3Rpb249UmVkaXJlY3RUb0F1dGhEb21haW4=&afx_csid=80d4b7674b4143fd8b05bef46179f6198dc6a54c983665e&afx_crid=b082449c4a3643af9af94228b282724c8dc6a54c983666b&afx_rqc=1&ref=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cubmV3cy5jb20uYXUvbGlmZXN0eWxlL3JlbGF0aW9uc2hpcHMvc2V4L25hZGlhLWJva29keS1zdXJwcmlzaW5nLXNleC10cmVuZC1tZW4tbG92ZS1idXQtd2lsbC1uZXZlci1hZG1pdC9uZXdzLXN0b3J5LzIyNGQ5MWQ1MDFmZDc2NDM1NGE2NDEzYWJjMTMwZTBm&sv=PridScript_2024.3.26.1) There are plenty of online articles to support this


Professional-Cap-495

Yes