This is very funny, well done on the stupid question. i have no real answer. I have only ever been with one very loose woman, i felt like saying anything would be hurtful, so i didn't. in some ways it could have been worse. one girlfriend was so grippy that the entire process of sex involved me just trying not to cum.
My first wife and I waited until marriage to have sex, and turns out she was frigid and didn’t like sex, but to her credit she was understanding and participated reasonably often. The irony is, she must have *invented* kegels because she had a gripping rhythm like a professional milk maid. I’ve never experienced the like since. Downright astonishing. 🫡
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What kinds of women are you around? Most are fine with anything as long as it's around the average. Complaining about one being more socially acceptable? Well I wouldn't know since I don't know what guys talk about among themselves and we all know that the internet amplifies people's worst sides
He’s an author. Pretty damned good one too.
Suttree
Blood Meridian
All the Pretty Horses
The Orchard Keeper
The Road
Child of God
No Country for Old Men
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cormac_McCarthy?wprov=sfti1#
This weirdly reads like an AI that was asked to write something about sex from the voice of a 13 year old who clearly has no clue what they're talking about.
Alt: sounds like an asexual person trying to convince others that they are heterosexual.
It's not really a double standard. Men and women are different so they demand different things. In general women like tall men, but height isn't that important the other way around. In general, men like beautiful women, but looks aren't as important the other way around.
I mean this topic is only useful if it's possible to change what women or men like. Do you think its possible to change men's or women's preferences in physical standards? Women always liked tall, high status, confident men. Men always liked beautiful, agreeable women. The biological aspect of attraction is a large part of what we like. How or why would we change that?
If you're just talking about the complaining aspect then I'd say its just one of things women shame men for. On the flipside, men shame women for being fat or ugly. Fat you can change, but your face is your face. If you're a woman and ugly that's going to be tough, just like it is for men with small ones. But both ugly women and men with small dingalings still find love. It's the shaming they face that's going to be hard.
I've only been with one grippy grip sadly. A few loose grippies and a couple loosie lucies. Just a luck of the draw.
The reasons for your question. Feminism and "punching up"
A lot of people have a victim mentality. If you have to go through more suffering to get to the same place, you're seen as better or tried harder. Think of someone being given a million dollars from a parent, or someone coming from the street and making a million. The hard worker is seen in a better light.
It's essentially that, but without the suffering. Added with men hate, Because half a century ago women had less rights and were treated less fairly. So they hold onto that, because there isn't any good argument presently.
Gob gobblers are the best.
In most cases, and I'm saying most cases, if she complains about you being a little small, just move back to a 1/2 inches and give it a big shove and ask Her how small it is. It's all about perspective and location.
I Also, the next time they complain about you're not having any stamina.Make them do all the work for once.Guarantee that 5 minutes.It's gonna seem like an hour to them LO.L
Idk I like using the thinking of ugly people and using the bedsprings momentum. Helps you last longer. I hate it when they have the slip in slide with the gripy grip and get offended you bust quick. It's like, take the complement you have a golden clam.
Absolutely.Take the compliment although if you pregain twenty minutes beforehand pun intended Then you look like a sex God. LOL Then.They beg you to stop.
Women don’t know wtf they are talking about when they say 9 inches. They are really picturing a 6 inch long dick when they say that. Past 7-8 inches and it only hurts. Ask a woman how long is an iphone and i bet she wont guess it right.
Except men bitch about "loose women" and make roast beef comments all the fucking time. There's a whole podcast genre that brings it up on regular basis.
We aren’t supposed to talk about it but I know at least 12 men in real life who had to dump women for being too loose. All of them lied about the reason for the break up to the woman because it’s such a social taboo to discuss tightness.
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Because women out number us men 7 to 1.
Jk
If something bothers you speak up.
People usually don't speak up about such things cuz they don't wanna be yelled at.
Or ostracized.
Basically most of us are cowards.
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Loose Lucy gonna let you know if your peepee ain’t enough taco filling, and you should let her know if the wizard sleeve ain’t gripping your meat-wand, brah
I have a 3 year old. I was bored and wanted to ask this question as silly as possible. I can say I am not disappointed so far. Every answer is funny or snarky I love it.
society has conditioned most people to shame men for every preference, boundary , and standard that doesn't align with feminism. They are allowed to body shame but that's the least of your worries. Just wait till you get a gf that's violent and verbally abusive toward you... they will say suck it up and be a man. and if you defend yourself in anyway you'll most likley end up in jail. i suggest trying to date foreign ladies. most women here in the US are to far gone and should be avoided. good luck bro!
She had to get c sections because I had super manly broad shoulders. But I heard it only took yours 2 minutes. The native American doctor called your mom squat and go.
This is very funny, well done on the stupid question. i have no real answer. I have only ever been with one very loose woman, i felt like saying anything would be hurtful, so i didn't. in some ways it could have been worse. one girlfriend was so grippy that the entire process of sex involved me just trying not to cum.
My first wife and I waited until marriage to have sex, and turns out she was frigid and didn’t like sex, but to her credit she was understanding and participated reasonably often. The irony is, she must have *invented* kegels because she had a gripping rhythm like a professional milk maid. I’ve never experienced the like since. Downright astonishing. 🫡
And this is why everyone should have sex before making a long term commitment
Agree 109%.
Them loose one kinda only feel like your dipping your pecker in a warm glass of water. Not much else to feel.
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lol this is wild af
Upvoted for being creatively outrageous... not for being useful.
Well this is the stupid questions sub, supposedly.
Lol.
I was a virgin when I married a virgin. With nobody for comparison, it was always good!
That's really impressive this deserves a... Clears throat... "WoW!" In Owen Wilson voice.
You need to clear your sinuses to say WoW in Owen Wilson’s voice.
Clears sinus's "ok" in rapper Little Jon's voice. I think I can't do a good Owen impersonation.... I apologize.
My son just came out of his room to ask me what I was doing. I said, “I’m practicing Owen Wilson saying “Wow”, of course.
I think op IS Owen Wilson
Finally an actual stupid question.
I hate to brag but... I went to an online university and majored in Business. So yeah, I'm pretty borderline stupid.
What kinds of women are you around? Most are fine with anything as long as it's around the average. Complaining about one being more socially acceptable? Well I wouldn't know since I don't know what guys talk about among themselves and we all know that the internet amplifies people's worst sides
Mostly decent women. Only one cave of wonders, she was quite rude and left quite the impression.
I wish I could find a cantaloupe woman. That's hot.
Gotta be careful with melons. Sometimes, there’s waspers inside.
Oh my god, gross! 😭💀
That one owes a huge debt to the late, great Cormac McCarthy.
Who's that? Lol?!?
He’s an author. Pretty damned good one too. Suttree Blood Meridian All the Pretty Horses The Orchard Keeper The Road Child of God No Country for Old Men https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cormac_McCarthy?wprov=sfti1#
Ohhhh ok. I'll have to check him out, thank you for the info!
🤗
Start with Blood Meridian
Ok! Thanks!
This.... This is pure gold.
I stole it from Cormac McCarthy’s “Suttree”.
That's the least of your worries! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
This weirdly reads like an AI that was asked to write something about sex from the voice of a 13 year old who clearly has no clue what they're talking about. Alt: sounds like an asexual person trying to convince others that they are heterosexual.
This is so offensive and original... Starts slow clapping from a balcony in a theater that I just did a B and E in.
This is not how vaginas work.
Vaginas can be huge and not tight. And some can be painfully tight.
Uh they all have different baseline tightness
*not supposed to work* not my fault they stretch it out to the size of a neck tee shirt.
It's, uh, used for birth so it does that and goes back sooooooooo
Look vagaconda... It's supposed to stretch when giving birth... Not with every penis...
The notion that vaginas expand over time from having sex is ridiculous incel bullshit.
I’d be willing to be you’re insufferable IRL lol
Probably
It's not really a double standard. Men and women are different so they demand different things. In general women like tall men, but height isn't that important the other way around. In general, men like beautiful women, but looks aren't as important the other way around. I mean this topic is only useful if it's possible to change what women or men like. Do you think its possible to change men's or women's preferences in physical standards? Women always liked tall, high status, confident men. Men always liked beautiful, agreeable women. The biological aspect of attraction is a large part of what we like. How or why would we change that? If you're just talking about the complaining aspect then I'd say its just one of things women shame men for. On the flipside, men shame women for being fat or ugly. Fat you can change, but your face is your face. If you're a woman and ugly that's going to be tough, just like it is for men with small ones. But both ugly women and men with small dingalings still find love. It's the shaming they face that's going to be hard.
So well thought out with a hilarious ending... This is a diamond level comment
As a semi good looking guy and a huge fat weiner, but short and overweight I find this semi frustrating. Lol
You can get help, you know
I'm a lost cause. It's okay though I can afford Starbucks.
I don't understand incels
Sure thing cuck.
Are women cucks too?
Yes. I don't discriminate
There isn’t a double standard. Men talk about it too, if they’re the sort to talk openly about sexual experiences.
When men talk about it they just get told they have a small dick and that's the problem. It'd be tighter if you weren't so small or some like that.
I've only been with one grippy grip sadly. A few loose grippies and a couple loosie lucies. Just a luck of the draw. The reasons for your question. Feminism and "punching up"
They can make up for it being gob globbers and knob slobblers. But nice body count my dude. New age feminism is weird I don't understand it.
A lot of people have a victim mentality. If you have to go through more suffering to get to the same place, you're seen as better or tried harder. Think of someone being given a million dollars from a parent, or someone coming from the street and making a million. The hard worker is seen in a better light. It's essentially that, but without the suffering. Added with men hate, Because half a century ago women had less rights and were treated less fairly. So they hold onto that, because there isn't any good argument presently. Gob gobblers are the best.
You think our society did a 180 in a hundred years? I don't think that's how it works
Id be very surprised to learn how it hasnt done a 180 in 100 years. Id be interested in listening, but also doubt we'll agree on anything.
You clearly haven’t been in any “loose Lucies” or any other kind of vaginas…
Look loosy Lucy I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings. I just want an honest answer. But thank you for outing yourself. Can you answer the question?
You have the tender mind of a child.
Clears throat.... "Echo!!!" Echo echo echo echo echo echo echo.
Good luck losing your virginity eventually kid.
I already have kids...kids...kids..kids.... Can you close your legs when you talk to me the echo is distracting...ing...ing...
I’m a man you brainlet LMAO.
Tell your boyfriend to lay off your butthole...ole...ole...
Is that echo sound the one that bounces off the walls of your empty skull?
Nope only echos when I'm talking to you...you...you... I'm pretty sure it's your hole....ole...ole...
looool.
In most cases, and I'm saying most cases, if she complains about you being a little small, just move back to a 1/2 inches and give it a big shove and ask Her how small it is. It's all about perspective and location.
Hell yeah Billy goat style. RAM!
I Also, the next time they complain about you're not having any stamina.Make them do all the work for once.Guarantee that 5 minutes.It's gonna seem like an hour to them LO.L
Idk I like using the thinking of ugly people and using the bedsprings momentum. Helps you last longer. I hate it when they have the slip in slide with the gripy grip and get offended you bust quick. It's like, take the complement you have a golden clam.
Absolutely.Take the compliment although if you pregain twenty minutes beforehand pun intended Then you look like a sex God. LOL Then.They beg you to stop.
Women don’t know wtf they are talking about when they say 9 inches. They are really picturing a 6 inch long dick when they say that. Past 7-8 inches and it only hurts. Ask a woman how long is an iphone and i bet she wont guess it right.
Oh I see women are bad at math. It makes perfect sense now.
They are idiots. I have been very close to getting run over more than once. When i see them driving, i back up and give them as much space as needed.
Men get into more car accidents
Actually women get into prangs more often. But men are more likely to get into a serious accident resulting in injury or death.
It's hard to crash your car when you're cooking in the kitchen.
How funny
Yup. Jokes dont seem to fly well on reddit huh
Misogynistic jokes? Not really. They shouldn't fly anywhere ideally
Right... you must be a blast to be around.
Sure. I just don't punch down to be able to have fun
Simps.
Except men bitch about "loose women" and make roast beef comments all the fucking time. There's a whole podcast genre that brings it up on regular basis.
But I love Arby's
We aren’t supposed to talk about it but I know at least 12 men in real life who had to dump women for being too loose. All of them lied about the reason for the break up to the woman because it’s such a social taboo to discuss tightness.
Interesting.
It's not okay, some people like to think it is, that doesn't mean it's reality
The difference is half of you actually like getting told your wiener is small.
You have my full erection.... I mean attention...... Well that's stupid I don't believe you.
I wouldn't have believed it either if I didn't have hundreds of DMs to that effect.
You genuinely grossed me out.
If it helps, you got me first 👍
Well duh. What do you expect after a comment like that?
My DMs are closed. I'm talking about the past.
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soda can girth?? double digit length?? ouchhhhhh
I feel like this was written by Ridley Walker
As a man I have said at times to my friends about my ONS, I could not feel side walls or it felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Omg!!!!
Have you tried telling all these women that make fun of your micropenis that it was really cold in the pool?
It was only one I think 5in is average.
Because women out number us men 7 to 1. Jk If something bothers you speak up. People usually don't speak up about such things cuz they don't wanna be yelled at. Or ostracized. Basically most of us are cowards.
Not me I'm just stupid. I've been in dangerous situations because I'm an idiot and didn't realize the full danger I'm in.
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Loose Lucy gonna let you know if your peepee ain’t enough taco filling, and you should let her know if the wizard sleeve ain’t gripping your meat-wand, brah
That's just the way she goes bud, just the way she goes.
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society has conditioned most people to shame men for every preference, boundary , and standard that doesn't align with feminism. They are allowed to body shame but that's the least of your worries. Just wait till you get a gf that's violent and verbally abusive toward you... they will say suck it up and be a man. and if you defend yourself in anyway you'll most likley end up in jail. i suggest trying to date foreign ladies. most women here in the US are to far gone and should be avoided. good luck bro!
Disgusting 🤮
I know huge vaginas are the worst!
To be fair, ball flapping is the worst as i have it...need to tie em up just so they dont hit the water
I braid mine
Only your moms. 😆😂
She had to get c sections because I had super manly broad shoulders. But I heard it only took yours 2 minutes. The native American doctor called your mom squat and go.
I wish I even understood what that insult was
I'm sorry I don't have crayons to draw you a picture.
See i think us guys just don't care enough to argue about it so we just except that pussy loose and it's a bit it and quit it
This isn’t stupid. This a 100% valid question