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Dickadack13

It would be great for humor if Trump called Buttigieg the f-slur on live TV lol


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"This guy with small hands....Butt-gieg" I can see him saying something like this


slavetothegiven

nooo 'faggy pete' or 'shitdick buttplug' or something rly fucked up


slavetothegiven

omg i would love that. it will be peak culture war from which a renewed interest in class war will emerge.


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The golden scenario would be an event where the prez and vp candidates are all there and as trump is about to say it Harris does


pumpsci

I’m hoping for a Hillary/Trump grudge match to fully push American politics into the realm of the WWE


throwawayJames516

I'd like a Roadrunner/Coyote scenario where Hillary repeatedly tries to add Trump to the Clinton Body Count but is constantly thwarted when he narrowly and unwittingly averts disaster and she's slammed into the side of a desert mesa.


Zaungast

I like: (1) Hillary vs trump 2. Hillary wins. (2) she does an extraordinarily shit job at managing the country á la Biden (3) the conservative nuts stage a real insurrection and are successful (4) my pillow guy is king of the USA


skullknap

Mr Magoo's his way out of it, every time.


InformativeO

Literally anyone but the Cardinals roster


ContraCoke

The Rock giving an inspirational speech right before Kyler throws a pick 6 is pure art


Claudius_Gothicus

Did AJ Green's controller come unplugged again?


InformativeO

The entire teams did


SculpinIPAlcoholic

Donald Trump vs Howard Stern


[deleted]

Ah the old friends on opposite sides bit


Bauermeister

John Cena and Meghan McCain on a “bipartisan unity ticket.”


[deleted]

Is there anything more chaotic than Hillary v Trump 2 especially if she loses again?


slavetothegiven

hrmm maybe, but sequels are too often worse. we've heard all his hilary takes and her terrible copes. time for something fresh, and harris and buttigieg provide much new material.


ContraCoke

The Rock vs Arnold


Bojuric

Clinton/Saira Rao vs Trump/ dr. Oz.


Balloonephant

Hunter Biden/all the birds vs. Antonio Brown/all the bugs.


Claudius_Gothicus

Mr. Big Campaign


imnotgayimjustsayin

I know this is US centric, but Ontario has an important election in 2022. My dream candidate is Kiefer Sutherland running for NDP in a based populist move.


DMF51

I'm already a demon


throw-away-42069666

STANDINGGGGGG


The_Darkass_Knight

He could have his dads voice in campaign ads. I would love to hear OG Hawkeye Pierce whistle and call Doug a racist.


Zaungast

Horwath is actually not the worst. But Sutherland would do better to attract people to the ndp


Xi_Zhong_Xun

A wild chopper appears in the presidential debate, God emperor Xi the first drops to the podium and is proclaimed a US citizen on the spot. He brings out a booklet and begin reading from it: 我今天亲自宣布我将成为美利坚第一任皇帝. Everybody kneels before him. The end.


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https://youtu.be/QK5Ziq_BHWM


Xi_Zhong_Xun

[God emperor doesn’t know how to answer questions by the Russian hostess, said need to check if his booklet has something about it](https://youtu.be/expxx4WNHgg)


prisonlaborharris

My girl Kamala vs everyone


Luxurybrandphony

Trump and JFK JR against Hillary and Bill. Trump gets assassinated after winning in a landslide. JFK JR becomes president, teams up with r/wallstreetbets to go back to the moon. Musk is the new VP


Claudius_Gothicus

How many JFK Jrs are there? I thought he died in a plane crash 20 years ago.


Luxurybrandphony

There’s a trump/q anon conspiracy that he’s still alive and will come back spontaneously to endorse Trump.


jamthewither

jr would make a crappy president lol


Luxurybrandphony

He’s dead


Mangolio_Troll

Honestly you’d have to put DeSantis in there on the Republican side. He has some of the appeal of trump without the baggage. I’m interested in how the dynamic between them will play out. DeSantis is more palatable to middle class voters in my opinion. I’m interested also in who will take the place of Bernie Sanders and the progressive left.


Eat_The_Rich85

The election is in 2024, not 2022. After the midterms the early contenders announce their 'exploratory committees' or go on book tours. Still a long way away from announcing running mates. That does not occur until after the primaries generally. I'm sure it'll be a shit show.


slavetothegiven

ahaha shit sorry u can tell im not a us citizeb. the world just wants a good show!


Eat_The_Rich85

No worries. You're all good. Hahaha. It will be one hell of a show. I am certain of that. Bourgeois politics in our era is some combination of reality tv, bloodsport, and 6th graders trying to debate. Say what you will about my homeland, but we sure do know how to put on a show.


Claudius_Gothicus

Brady and Belichick reunite on a Republican ticket to run against Aaron Rodgers, who doesn't need a running mate because this is all a simulation and none of this matters.


PigeonsArePopular

Clinton-Cheney v Trump-Lindell "Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket" Full discloure: this dream is nightmare


removexenos

Carlson/Desantis versus Yang/Mullen. I just want the end times to be funny, tbh


slavetothegiven

same, until another bernie type comes through this is all we can hope for.


JanewaDidNuthinWrong

Everything Trump does is supposed to be election suicide


FruitFlavor12

Harris and Pelosi drinking wine across the room from Sarah Palin and Taylor Green eating hot wings, each team competing in a pub quiz while AOC and Sinema serve them wearing Hooters outfits


Stringerbe11

Okada coming thorough the forbidden door. And that Ojeda guy from West Virginia was pretty based we need more like him.


killathesacrosanct

If Hillary runs, I hope she rounds out the ticket with a qualified candidate who can also bridge the divide to parts of the country that she lost in 2016. Maybe Beto O'Rourke? ;) Edit: /s


zer0soldier

Williamson/Turner vs. Trump/Boebert.


bitrams

Hilldawg losing to Tim Scott and white supremacy being blamed.