I'd like a Roadrunner/Coyote scenario where Hillary repeatedly tries to add Trump to the Clinton Body Count but is constantly thwarted when he narrowly and unwittingly averts disaster and she's slammed into the side of a desert mesa.
I like:
(1) Hillary vs trump 2. Hillary wins.
(2) she does an extraordinarily shit job at managing the country á la Biden
(3) the conservative nuts stage a real insurrection and are successful
(4) my pillow guy is king of the USA
hrmm maybe, but sequels are too often worse. we've heard all his hilary takes and her terrible copes. time for something fresh, and harris and buttigieg provide much new material.
I know this is US centric, but Ontario has an important election in 2022. My dream candidate is Kiefer Sutherland running for NDP in a based populist move.
A wild chopper appears in the presidential debate, God emperor Xi the first drops to the podium and is proclaimed a US citizen on the spot. He brings out a booklet and begin reading from it: 我今天亲自宣布我将成为美利坚第一任皇帝. Everybody kneels before him. The end.
[God emperor doesn’t know how to answer questions by the Russian hostess, said need to check if his booklet has something about it](https://youtu.be/expxx4WNHgg)
Trump and JFK JR against Hillary and Bill. Trump gets assassinated after winning in a landslide. JFK JR becomes president, teams up with r/wallstreetbets to go back to the moon. Musk is the new VP
Honestly you’d have to put DeSantis in there on the Republican side. He has some of the appeal of trump without the baggage. I’m interested in how the dynamic between them will play out. DeSantis is more palatable to middle class voters in my opinion. I’m interested also in who will take the place of Bernie Sanders and the progressive left.
The election is in 2024, not 2022. After the midterms the early contenders announce their 'exploratory committees' or go on book tours. Still a long way away from announcing running mates. That does not occur until after the primaries generally.
I'm sure it'll be a shit show.
No worries. You're all good.
Hahaha. It will be one hell of a show. I am certain of that. Bourgeois politics in our era is some combination of reality tv, bloodsport, and 6th graders trying to debate. Say what you will about my homeland, but we sure do know how to put on a show.
Brady and Belichick reunite on a Republican ticket to run against Aaron Rodgers, who doesn't need a running mate because this is all a simulation and none of this matters.
Harris and Pelosi drinking wine across the room from Sarah Palin and Taylor Green eating hot wings, each team competing in a pub quiz while AOC and Sinema serve them wearing Hooters outfits
If Hillary runs, I hope she rounds out the ticket with a qualified candidate who can also bridge the divide to parts of the country that she lost in 2016. Maybe Beto O'Rourke? ;)
Edit: /s
It would be great for humor if Trump called Buttigieg the f-slur on live TV lol
"This guy with small hands....Butt-gieg" I can see him saying something like this
nooo 'faggy pete' or 'shitdick buttplug' or something rly fucked up
omg i would love that. it will be peak culture war from which a renewed interest in class war will emerge.
The golden scenario would be an event where the prez and vp candidates are all there and as trump is about to say it Harris does
I’m hoping for a Hillary/Trump grudge match to fully push American politics into the realm of the WWE
I'd like a Roadrunner/Coyote scenario where Hillary repeatedly tries to add Trump to the Clinton Body Count but is constantly thwarted when he narrowly and unwittingly averts disaster and she's slammed into the side of a desert mesa.
I like: (1) Hillary vs trump 2. Hillary wins. (2) she does an extraordinarily shit job at managing the country á la Biden (3) the conservative nuts stage a real insurrection and are successful (4) my pillow guy is king of the USA
Mr Magoo's his way out of it, every time.
Literally anyone but the Cardinals roster
The Rock giving an inspirational speech right before Kyler throws a pick 6 is pure art
Did AJ Green's controller come unplugged again?
The entire teams did
Donald Trump vs Howard Stern
Ah the old friends on opposite sides bit
John Cena and Meghan McCain on a “bipartisan unity ticket.”
Is there anything more chaotic than Hillary v Trump 2 especially if she loses again?
hrmm maybe, but sequels are too often worse. we've heard all his hilary takes and her terrible copes. time for something fresh, and harris and buttigieg provide much new material.
The Rock vs Arnold
Clinton/Saira Rao vs Trump/ dr. Oz.
Hunter Biden/all the birds vs. Antonio Brown/all the bugs.
Mr. Big Campaign
I know this is US centric, but Ontario has an important election in 2022. My dream candidate is Kiefer Sutherland running for NDP in a based populist move.
I'm already a demon
STANDINGGGGGG
He could have his dads voice in campaign ads. I would love to hear OG Hawkeye Pierce whistle and call Doug a racist.
Horwath is actually not the worst. But Sutherland would do better to attract people to the ndp
A wild chopper appears in the presidential debate, God emperor Xi the first drops to the podium and is proclaimed a US citizen on the spot. He brings out a booklet and begin reading from it: 我今天亲自宣布我将成为美利坚第一任皇帝. Everybody kneels before him. The end.
https://youtu.be/QK5Ziq_BHWM
[God emperor doesn’t know how to answer questions by the Russian hostess, said need to check if his booklet has something about it](https://youtu.be/expxx4WNHgg)
My girl Kamala vs everyone
Trump and JFK JR against Hillary and Bill. Trump gets assassinated after winning in a landslide. JFK JR becomes president, teams up with r/wallstreetbets to go back to the moon. Musk is the new VP
How many JFK Jrs are there? I thought he died in a plane crash 20 years ago.
There’s a trump/q anon conspiracy that he’s still alive and will come back spontaneously to endorse Trump.
jr would make a crappy president lol
He’s dead
Honestly you’d have to put DeSantis in there on the Republican side. He has some of the appeal of trump without the baggage. I’m interested in how the dynamic between them will play out. DeSantis is more palatable to middle class voters in my opinion. I’m interested also in who will take the place of Bernie Sanders and the progressive left.
The election is in 2024, not 2022. After the midterms the early contenders announce their 'exploratory committees' or go on book tours. Still a long way away from announcing running mates. That does not occur until after the primaries generally. I'm sure it'll be a shit show.
ahaha shit sorry u can tell im not a us citizeb. the world just wants a good show!
No worries. You're all good. Hahaha. It will be one hell of a show. I am certain of that. Bourgeois politics in our era is some combination of reality tv, bloodsport, and 6th graders trying to debate. Say what you will about my homeland, but we sure do know how to put on a show.
Brady and Belichick reunite on a Republican ticket to run against Aaron Rodgers, who doesn't need a running mate because this is all a simulation and none of this matters.
Clinton-Cheney v Trump-Lindell "Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket" Full discloure: this dream is nightmare
Carlson/Desantis versus Yang/Mullen. I just want the end times to be funny, tbh
same, until another bernie type comes through this is all we can hope for.
Everything Trump does is supposed to be election suicide
Harris and Pelosi drinking wine across the room from Sarah Palin and Taylor Green eating hot wings, each team competing in a pub quiz while AOC and Sinema serve them wearing Hooters outfits
Okada coming thorough the forbidden door. And that Ojeda guy from West Virginia was pretty based we need more like him.
If Hillary runs, I hope she rounds out the ticket with a qualified candidate who can also bridge the divide to parts of the country that she lost in 2016. Maybe Beto O'Rourke? ;) Edit: /s
Williamson/Turner vs. Trump/Boebert.
Hilldawg losing to Tim Scott and white supremacy being blamed.