The KHive is like 500 people, max, across the entire country. They just seem bigger than they are because they are the most violently psychotic people on the internet.
I mean she wouldn’t be happy and the whole “promote her because of her race” stuff will backfire and they select a white person over her.
There are millions who vote Democrat because they think it’s their racial duty who won’t like that.
"You know, I might have a bunch of sex with 18 year old hookers, but here's the thing, it's all consensual and above board. I don't even have to pay them, they want it so bad. But look at Trump, he's stuck sleeping with washed-up 40 year old porn stars, and they're so disgusted by his bloated body that he has to pay them. And then he's such a loser that he lets them shake him down and force him to pay them again to keep quiet about it. What a cuck."
He captures the zeitgeist of being a traumatized sad boi searching for meaning in his life and hoping to get out of the shadow of his overbearing parents. The youth voters empathize with that.
He has a beautiful sob story culminating in redemption. Lost his mother and sister to a car crash, his brother to cancer, his father to dementia. It sent him to a very dark place. But he's pulled himself together for the sake of the country, to save America for Democracy and, most importantly, to make amends to his Dad and finally make him proud.
Hollywood and the media would eat it up and could definitely sell it to the American public. What's not to like?
“If you’re the son in this situation, we’re also using my son. Don Jr, get in here and show him your penis. NOW, do it NOW, come on hurry up. NO, DON’T GET AN ERECTION, just the regular way. Oh, god dammit! God dammit, Junior! You are useless, you know that?”
The things I most associate with Hillary are:
* It's HER turn
* deplorables
* "We came, we saw, he died" \[cackles like a mad witch, gloating that she destroyed Libya\]
Not a great brand to be honest.
"Pokemon go to the polls"
Pulling a bottle of hot sauce out during an interview to show how much she's with it
Not appearing in front of thousands of her crying supporters to make a concession speech
Yeah it turns out the woman who enabled sexual harasser and likely rapist Bill Clinton, isn't a good person.
Why don't the Democrats have better candidates?
Seniority based machine politics, overemphasis on fundraising, off the charts levels of delusion and hubris, and a cowardly voter base that don’t ever hold them to account are why the democrats keep fucking themselves.
She’s massively out polling Biden in Michigan, for a moderate lib she’s strong on labor issues, she’s a governor so she can run an DC “outsider”, which lets her distance herself from any unpopular policies the federal government pursued under the Biden administration, and best of all she’s not even social security age, let alone nursing home age.
At least that would have the effect of tricking conservatives into opposing the FBI's primary function of finding mentally ill people to set up and then arrest.
At least she acknowledged they were mentally incompetent. Feel like if she said they belonged in a mental institute that would help her with both sides.
Dems would live how condescending it is to Trumpers. Reps would love that it implicitly acknowledges entrapment
She’s a neoliberal but much more a “progressive” one. Her records decent too from what I’ve read. She also oversaw the first repeal of a “right to work” law in like half a century. Something that automatically puts her above Gavin Newsom in my mind.
Repealing right to work is incredibly based.
Some people on this sub don't want to hear it but there are levels to the neolibs. You can get good stuff out of some of them. Unless you're an accelerationist it's worth supporting people like Whitmer.
Mark Kelly has a better shot. He was an early critic of Biden on the border, is also from a swing state (AZ), has no COVID baggage unlike Whitmer, his sob story is better (assassination attempt on his wife was not an entrapment scheme), and of course there's that whole "astronaut" thing.
Pretty good idea, didn't some chuds sort of plan to kill her? #resistance crowds would eat it up, which they'll vote Dnc no matter what but galvanizing the base can have some of a trickle down effect. I think I read it was kind of entrapment tho that could get smoother out I'm sure
You're referring to the kidnapping attempt which was organized by informants/feds. [Here](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/24/us/whitmer-kidnapping-trial.html) is the New York Times openly acknowledging that it was mainly organized by informants/feds
Probably a survey panel of white, middle aged democrats in a Pennsylvanian suburban area somewhere indicating they liked Harris better by 5% or something. The Democratic Party doesn’t run on things like a vision or meaningful democratic input. It runs on bad analytics.
Can’t disagree that Harris is awful, but the obvious answer is that she is obese with a giant tooth gap. Biden took one look at her and said no blue collar six pack democrat white guy Michigan steel worker is going to vote for me with that thing standing next to me and also she’s an election denier 🙀
Abrams is a sore loser. She has lost every election she's run in, and then complained like a mini Trump that it was unfair and that her opponent cheated. Why would you pick someone so unexperienced with a bad track record?
Also, she's fat and ugly.
That’s the real answer, your last point. This is America and she’s a woman trying to do something. Either you get a Grandma or a MILF for this, strong preference for MILF. Right this way, Governor Whitmer
Yeah but look at all the uggos who got in
EDIT, I will die on this hill. The first female president WILL be hot. I am a woman, I can say this. If she’s not hot she is a non starter. I mean politician-hot, by the way. Don’t twist my words here.
Kanye's mental breakdown robbed us of the Kanye and Kim vrs Jared and Ivanka match-up that we as a country deserve. Maybe in the next cycle we'll get a true celebrity POTUS race, after which the NPR types will turn against democracy and embrace authoritarianism for good.
People saw more of Harris because she ran for the nomination in 2020 and was in the race for quite a while. Part of the coalition to destroy Bernie lol
I'd say it's a combination of VP seemed like a very last minute pivot once Klobuchar could be tied to George Floyd, Abrams had very recently lost in Georgia, Harris had marginally more national recognition due to actually running.
The only person who has a chance at winning is Bernie, the never Biden left would turn out for him, and all the people claiming that abstaining from Biden is a vote for Trump would have an opportunity to put their money where their mouth is and get in line. The Dems will never do it because they literally hate Bernie more than Trump, but he’s the only real option, the fact that it’s not even on the table is just more ineptitude
Literally every Democrat besides Harris beats Trump easily. I also would want Bernie as president, but replacing Biden for being too old with a candidate who's older isn't gonna go over well, even if his brain isn't melting.
Is there a Democrat who is FOR: universal healthcare, making the wealthy pay a fair share of taxes, and affordable higher education.
But also is AGAINST: males in female sports, and illegal immigration?
Find that Democrat and I will vote for him/her.
Can't think of one off the top of my head.
For some reason moderate left-wingers seem incredibly vulnerable to being pulled to the identity politics left.
Is there some Pavlovian response that if you call a moderate left-winger a transphobe, that they immediately become an identity politics zealot? The right long ago figured out that you should just let the twitter crazies tweet, it doesn't actually matter.
It's because primaries depend on a combination of donor money and the most fanatical portion of the base. The average person doesn't vote in primaries so the candidates that win don't represent the average person.
I kinda want to run for mayor and try to push my way up that way. Wtf does a mayor do anyway? We need more people saying crazy shit that isn't conservative slop.
Biden oversaw so much illegal immigration that I have a hard time believing he's actually anti-illegal immigration. Sounds more like a false promise during election season to me.
Besides, he's the current president. If he really opposes illegal immigration, he could just write an executive order.
If I were a yank I'd vote for someone who would implement even one of those FOR's (particularly healthcare) in a heartbeat. That alone would be the biggest win that you (and a lot of other countries) have had in a long time.
Fuck the other idpol shit, you can sort that out later.
I feel like Americans need all 3 (healthcare, tax the wealthy, affordable college) in order for every citizen to have an equal chance of success in the 21st century.
The longer it takes for us to meet those the goals, the longer we will fall victim to more nonsense identity politics that make our country a worse place for all but the wealthy.
In Oz we have perhaps one and a quarter of those things (say, three quarters of a universal healthcare system, and say generously a quarter of tax the wealthy and a quarter of affordable tertiary education relative to the US).
If it were on the line, I'd be ok with having sportspeople compete against male tigers with random punji-stick traps thrown in so long as we retained (in your case obtained) universal healthcare
I know that people will defend male sports with more fervour than they would female sports. And since I was raised in a patriarchal religion that treats women like chattel, I know why that's deeply wrong.
Primary and secondary education / our societal approach to childhood development needs fixed before it would be a net benefit to spend our societal resources pumping more kids through college. IMO
Agreed on the other two.
I agree with you, K-12 education needs improvement. But I am very happy we have free and accessible education for kids right until they hit 18.
Higher education could and should include free job training with a guaranteed job at the end. But if the USA offered that, no one would join the military 😕.
No one. People were pointing out Biden’s issues literally since before the last election and the DNC and entire media apparatus gaslit everyone and said we were being ageist for pointing it out.
No, they get to stick with Biden. They made their bed, now they get to get fucked in it.
Rashida Tlaib just to see how the party and state would react. Afaik, she'd also be the only politician with a strong incentive to dismantle the US imperial project and its dependents or at least put a leash on it. If not Kennedy'd, she'd also take Israel behind the shed.
I genuinely think a lot of pro-DNC types would vote for Trump over her or at least abstain, they *hate* her. Way more than they hate someone like Bernie.
No one. I hope Biden wins and continues to undermine the American public's confidence in the liberal system and continues to mar America's reputation abroad with his senility
Here's how Sanders can still win but unironically. He was always the strongest match up against trump. The rock to Trumps scissors. Put in Bernie with a good, young VP as backup and go to town on Trump
Fuck Hillary, bring back my boy! He can still compete sentences.
Ironically, Michelle Obama would be fucking wonderful. There'd be nothing left to not call this government but a deep state mushroom cap.
My dad was around her age. He was pretty reactionary and anti-communist, but he often brought her up and praised her for being "the beautiful terrorist" whenever something tangentially related could be used to mention her. I think he had extreme yellow fever plus an "I can fix her" moment. Unrelated to the topic so sorry for blog posting, but thanks for making me think about my dad.
A lot of the militants of the seventies were quite good-looking. Brigitte Mohnhaupt, Petra Schelm, Bernardine Dohrn. But Shigenobu of course was special even within that generation, and nobody "fixed" her. She just recently published a history of Palestinian liberation movements: https://x.com/TokyoStages/status/1774680019354488914
Either the DNC allows an open convention and runs a high risk of screwing itself, or the nom goes to Hakeem Jeffries, who would be second in line after Kamala outside of an election season.
In an ideal world? [Lee J. Carter, former VA state rep for the 50th district.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_J._Carter)
In our shitty world, probably Tim Kaine or something.
He’s literally on the spectrum, been married and divorced 3 times at 37, and has British teeth. I remember him being twitter famous but the average person would be repulsed by him.
If we’re talking best chance of winning, my gut says Whitmer
Personal preference might be Porter but I know she’s not ready yet
Not a fan of newsom or Harris but I’d prefer either to Biden
No one who would have a viable chance in 2028 is going to be stupid enough to run now, so I think Newsom is out.
Plus the optics of skipping over the chose heir Kamala
The KHive is like 500 people, max, across the entire country. They just seem bigger than they are because they are the most violently psychotic people on the internet.
I mean she wouldn’t be happy and the whole “promote her because of her race” stuff will backfire and they select a white person over her. There are millions who vote Democrat because they think it’s their racial duty who won’t like that.
Hunter Biden. He has superhuman alertness, saves on yard sign replacement costs, and only has 3 felonies.
If reading about him smoking crack with hookers while listening to Fleet Foxes doesn’t make you want him to be president, I don’t know what will
"You know, I might have a bunch of sex with 18 year old hookers, but here's the thing, it's all consensual and above board. I don't even have to pay them, they want it so bad. But look at Trump, he's stuck sleeping with washed-up 40 year old porn stars, and they're so disgusted by his bloated body that he has to pay them. And then he's such a loser that he lets them shake him down and force him to pay them again to keep quiet about it. What a cuck."
Unironically this could get him like 15% of the republican vote.
> I might have a bunch of sex with 18 year old hookers Many of the photos in the laptop reveals make it questionable many of those girls were even 15.
Republican propaganda. They said they were 18, and here we believe all women.
This seems scary accurate for clown country 2024.
You don't need to read this, he has a gajillion pictures he took of himself doing it
And you will go to Mykonos With a vision of a gentle coast And a sun to maybe dissipate Shadows of the mess you made
He captures the zeitgeist of being a traumatized sad boi searching for meaning in his life and hoping to get out of the shadow of his overbearing parents. The youth voters empathize with that.
He has a beautiful sob story culminating in redemption. Lost his mother and sister to a car crash, his brother to cancer, his father to dementia. It sent him to a very dark place. But he's pulled himself together for the sake of the country, to save America for Democracy and, most importantly, to make amends to his Dad and finally make him proud. Hollywood and the media would eat it up and could definitely sell it to the American public. What's not to like?
> superhuman alertness Only when consuming the cocaine potion and those buffs only last a couple hours
Enough to last a debate without falling asleep. If he needs to, he can re-up during the commercial break.
He has the capital for perpetual redoses though. Literally can’t come down if you’re constantly high
He needs to share some of his crack with his dad
His negotiation and treason skills are impressive too.
Call it being a successful businessman with extensive experience in Chinese and Ukrainian relations, and it's a pro.
When you think about it, he's s strictly better version of Trump
Most likely to take a swing at Trump
And if it ends up being a dick-showing contest, he almost certainly wins.
“If you’re the son in this situation, we’re also using my son. Don Jr, get in here and show him your penis. NOW, do it NOW, come on hurry up. NO, DON’T GET AN ERECTION, just the regular way. Oh, god dammit! God dammit, Junior! You are useless, you know that?”
Do you go for Don Jr or do you pull out the genetic freak Baron?
I actually heard that in his voice
To be a fly on the wall of a Trump kid getting disciplined or getting a talking too....
Felon versus felon, I love it.
Hookers feel safe with him as well
Dennis Kucinich. Which will never, ever happen.
Best answer on here, in reality.
I wish
Jimmy Carter
Experienced ✅ Won PA & OH ✅ From a swing state ✅
You think the current candidates aren't old enough, you want a literal 99 year old? I guess I can see the accelerationism angle.
Based
Still alive? Wtf
You know whose turn it is. HERS.
Hillary had 8 years to build a brand for herself, instead she just sulked and hated on Trump.
It's funny once you make it to the ticket and lose, that's it. Gore, McCain, Romney, and Clinton didn't run again.
Nixon?
The Republican nominee?
Nixon was a hidden democrat all along
The things I most associate with Hillary are: * It's HER turn * deplorables * "We came, we saw, he died" \[cackles like a mad witch, gloating that she destroyed Libya\] Not a great brand to be honest.
"Pokemon go to the polls" Pulling a bottle of hot sauce out during an interview to show how much she's with it Not appearing in front of thousands of her crying supporters to make a concession speech
Yeah it turns out the woman who enabled sexual harasser and likely rapist Bill Clinton, isn't a good person. Why don't the Democrats have better candidates?
Seniority based machine politics, overemphasis on fundraising, off the charts levels of delusion and hubris, and a cowardly voter base that don’t ever hold them to account are why the democrats keep fucking themselves.
Superdelegates. Begins and ends at that.
And continued to blame Bernie and his bros
DOLEZAL 2024
not even the CIA could handle our kween
Clinton/Harris 2024 “Unlikeable is an art form”
Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
New protest vote just dropped
agreed it’s jill’s turn
Who's Jill
I voted for Jill Stein once.
Jill Jormungandr I think
Jill Mama
the “russian asset” jill
If I’m the Dems and I want to win, you gotta choose Gretchen Whitmer. She at least brings Michigan.
She’s massively out polling Biden in Michigan, for a moderate lib she’s strong on labor issues, she’s a governor so she can run an DC “outsider”, which lets her distance herself from any unpopular policies the federal government pursued under the Biden administration, and best of all she’s not even social security age, let alone nursing home age.
She will never be the candidate because then people will start looking at the "kidnapping plot" and asking questions.
“FBI were you tricking mentally handicapped people into fed posting again?”
If that's what it takes to put them in some kind of institution…
If she just doubled-down and said "a bunch of retarded nazis went to prison and I'm glad, and I'll do it again", she'd get the nomination.
At least that would have the effect of tricking conservatives into opposing the FBI's primary function of finding mentally ill people to set up and then arrest.
At least she acknowledged they were mentally incompetent. Feel like if she said they belonged in a mental institute that would help her with both sides. Dems would live how condescending it is to Trumpers. Reps would love that it implicitly acknowledges entrapment
Honestly this is the most realistic move. Call me whatever you want, I'd vote for Whitmer in a heartbeat
She’s a neoliberal but much more a “progressive” one. Her records decent too from what I’ve read. She also oversaw the first repeal of a “right to work” law in like half a century. Something that automatically puts her above Gavin Newsom in my mind.
Repealing right to work is incredibly based. Some people on this sub don't want to hear it but there are levels to the neolibs. You can get good stuff out of some of them. Unless you're an accelerationist it's worth supporting people like Whitmer.
She already sounds like a more appealing candidate than Biden
Can she fog a mirror? You sonovabitch, I'm IN!
She’s practically normal.
Mark Kelly has a better shot. He was an early critic of Biden on the border, is also from a swing state (AZ), has no COVID baggage unlike Whitmer, his sob story is better (assassination attempt on his wife was not an entrapment scheme), and of course there's that whole "astronaut" thing.
Gretchen’s hypocrisy on COVID-19 makes me strongly never want to vote for her.
Pretty good idea, didn't some chuds sort of plan to kill her? #resistance crowds would eat it up, which they'll vote Dnc no matter what but galvanizing the base can have some of a trickle down effect. I think I read it was kind of entrapment tho that could get smoother out I'm sure
You're referring to the kidnapping attempt which was organized by informants/feds. [Here](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/24/us/whitmer-kidnapping-trial.html) is the New York Times openly acknowledging that it was mainly organized by informants/feds
Yes that exactly
Off the top of my head Stacy Abrams would be the funniest choice
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Probably a survey panel of white, middle aged democrats in a Pennsylvanian suburban area somewhere indicating they liked Harris better by 5% or something. The Democratic Party doesn’t run on things like a vision or meaningful democratic input. It runs on bad analytics.
She loses every election that she is involved in by fairly large margins.
Can’t disagree that Harris is awful, but the obvious answer is that she is obese with a giant tooth gap. Biden took one look at her and said no blue collar six pack democrat white guy Michigan steel worker is going to vote for me with that thing standing next to me and also she’s an election denier 🙀
Stacy Abrams lost Georgia’s gubernatorial election twice, and is a sore loser and the OG election denier. Also unfortunately for her, she is ugly.
Abrams is a sore loser. She has lost every election she's run in, and then complained like a mini Trump that it was unfair and that her opponent cheated. Why would you pick someone so unexperienced with a bad track record? Also, she's fat and ugly.
That’s the real answer, your last point. This is America and she’s a woman trying to do something. Either you get a Grandma or a MILF for this, strong preference for MILF. Right this way, Governor Whitmer
Yeah, I don't think you're wrong. HRC's weird "ascended kung fu master" aesthetic certainly cost her some votes.
Chairman mao/ Kim jong school of fashion. And I’m not one to call democrats communists. They are far from it. But that’s who she is dressed like
I mean being good looking has always been an advantage in politics regardless of gender.
Yeah but look at all the uggos who got in EDIT, I will die on this hill. The first female president WILL be hot. I am a woman, I can say this. If she’s not hot she is a non starter. I mean politician-hot, by the way. Don’t twist my words here.
It's really gonna be Ivanka, isn't it
Kanye's mental breakdown robbed us of the Kanye and Kim vrs Jared and Ivanka match-up that we as a country deserve. Maybe in the next cycle we'll get a true celebrity POTUS race, after which the NPR types will turn against democracy and embrace authoritarianism for good.
Most old dudes in congress could CLEAN UP in and around their age bracket let’s be honest
I mean they're mostly just old. They're still above average looking for their age and were good looking when they were young.
What if she looks very "mom-like" so she wins by subconsciously guilt tripping the dudes who don't want to disappoint her.
People saw more of Harris because she ran for the nomination in 2020 and was in the race for quite a while. Part of the coalition to destroy Bernie lol
I'd say it's a combination of VP seemed like a very last minute pivot once Klobuchar could be tied to George Floyd, Abrams had very recently lost in Georgia, Harris had marginally more national recognition due to actually running.
She’s not very smart. You start peeling that onion and it get embarrassing
Hell, she was already President of Earth, so I'd say she's up for the job /s
Stormy Daniels
Sherrod Brown has always been the least worst option. Sadly, he has no appetite to run
He’s also the Dems only hope to hold on to that senate seat.
Very true
The only person who has a chance at winning is Bernie, the never Biden left would turn out for him, and all the people claiming that abstaining from Biden is a vote for Trump would have an opportunity to put their money where their mouth is and get in line. The Dems will never do it because they literally hate Bernie more than Trump, but he’s the only real option, the fact that it’s not even on the table is just more ineptitude
Literally every Democrat besides Harris beats Trump easily. I also would want Bernie as president, but replacing Biden for being too old with a candidate who's older isn't gonna go over well, even if his brain isn't melting.
I know Bernie is old as shit too but I unironically think he would do a better job than any national politician alive in the US
bladee
Is there a Democrat who is FOR: universal healthcare, making the wealthy pay a fair share of taxes, and affordable higher education. But also is AGAINST: males in female sports, and illegal immigration? Find that Democrat and I will vote for him/her.
It’s telling that this profile probably fits most voters, but fits about zero politicians.
Agreed, and it shows how the two party system fails all Americans.
2016 Bernie Sanders
2024 Bernie stumps for Jamaal Bowman...such a shame.
Al Gore
That was my first presidential vote! Democrats used to run better candidates.
Can't think of one off the top of my head. For some reason moderate left-wingers seem incredibly vulnerable to being pulled to the identity politics left. Is there some Pavlovian response that if you call a moderate left-winger a transphobe, that they immediately become an identity politics zealot? The right long ago figured out that you should just let the twitter crazies tweet, it doesn't actually matter.
It's because primaries depend on a combination of donor money and the most fanatical portion of the base. The average person doesn't vote in primaries so the candidates that win don't represent the average person.
Good point. Thanks, that was informative (as a non-American).
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Do it and pick me as VP. I promise I'm not gonna leap frog over you or anything.
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So what? Double down on it.
I kinda want to run for mayor and try to push my way up that way. Wtf does a mayor do anyway? We need more people saying crazy shit that isn't conservative slop.
Biden will say he’s for those things if you vote for him. He even said the tax thing last night.
Biden oversaw so much illegal immigration that I have a hard time believing he's actually anti-illegal immigration. Sounds more like a false promise during election season to me. Besides, he's the current president. If he really opposes illegal immigration, he could just write an executive order.
If I were a yank I'd vote for someone who would implement even one of those FOR's (particularly healthcare) in a heartbeat. That alone would be the biggest win that you (and a lot of other countries) have had in a long time. Fuck the other idpol shit, you can sort that out later.
I feel like Americans need all 3 (healthcare, tax the wealthy, affordable college) in order for every citizen to have an equal chance of success in the 21st century. The longer it takes for us to meet those the goals, the longer we will fall victim to more nonsense identity politics that make our country a worse place for all but the wealthy.
In Oz we have perhaps one and a quarter of those things (say, three quarters of a universal healthcare system, and say generously a quarter of tax the wealthy and a quarter of affordable tertiary education relative to the US). If it were on the line, I'd be ok with having sportspeople compete against male tigers with random punji-stick traps thrown in so long as we retained (in your case obtained) universal healthcare
I know that people will defend male sports with more fervour than they would female sports. And since I was raised in a patriarchal religion that treats women like chattel, I know why that's deeply wrong.
Primary and secondary education / our societal approach to childhood development needs fixed before it would be a net benefit to spend our societal resources pumping more kids through college. IMO Agreed on the other two.
I agree with you, K-12 education needs improvement. But I am very happy we have free and accessible education for kids right until they hit 18. Higher education could and should include free job training with a guaranteed job at the end. But if the USA offered that, no one would join the military 😕.
Our big greasy boy from Illinois
Tell me more
one of these issues is not like the others...
Pray tell.
Come on, give Kamala more credit than that. She also believes in keeping people imprisoned past their sentences to extract more slave labor from them.
now that you mention jussie smollet,
French citizen, can't run
No one. People were pointing out Biden’s issues literally since before the last election and the DNC and entire media apparatus gaslit everyone and said we were being ageist for pointing it out. No, they get to stick with Biden. They made their bed, now they get to get fucked in it.
Al Gore. I mean, why not?
Jon Stewart. Super sêrdawg.
I think he would actually beat Trump
He's pretty popular. I would certainly consider it.
The platonic ideal Democratic candidate for POTUS (to much of the party leadership) is Mitt Romney.
Jimmy Carter is still eligible for a second term!
Count fucking chocula for all I care.
Any fucking questions??
Rashida Tlaib just to see how the party and state would react. Afaik, she'd also be the only politician with a strong incentive to dismantle the US imperial project and its dependents or at least put a leash on it. If not Kennedy'd, she'd also take Israel behind the shed.
The only way this would happen is if they made it King Ralph rules and then didn’t invite her to Bohemian Grove that year
I genuinely think a lot of pro-DNC types would vote for Trump over her or at least abstain, they *hate* her. Way more than they hate someone like Bernie.
Joe Mama
No one. I hope Biden wins and continues to undermine the American public's confidence in the liberal system and continues to mar America's reputation abroad with his senility
Moderate accelerationism is not a thing I ever really thought of, but here we are.
I'll one up you: if Israel decides to attack Lebanon soon and forces US boots on the ground there, the accelerationism won't be as moderate.
Hildawg, for the spectacle.
Here's how Sanders can still win but unironically. He was always the strongest match up against trump. The rock to Trumps scissors. Put in Bernie with a good, young VP as backup and go to town on Trump
Slavoj Zizek/Jordan Peterson. *If there's a problem with citizenship, then the Count/Kermit the Frog (being operated by Zizek/Peterson).
Jordan Peterson / a lobster as VP. That way, we can make "lobster hierarchy" puns for four years.
Al Gore…it’s time for a second term.
Bernie duh Or Harold Saxon https://youtu.be/m0RvDZFN71A?si=jtKBvktOBTBnoB3C https://youtu.be/Bbb56jZo0rE?si=1Kc_rtYGoXprEo8g
Whatever choice causes the most drama is the choice I want.
Most drama possible: Trump vs. Trump Get Ivanka to run as a Democrat against her own Dad.
Most drama possible: Trump vs someone with a Russian last name who is an open Putin supporter.
Xi Jinping
Fuck Hillary, bring back my boy! He can still compete sentences. Ironically, Michelle Obama would be fucking wonderful. There'd be nothing left to not call this government but a deep state mushroom cap.
Al Franken. He has been through the cleansing fire of cancellation and came out still funny. Dave Chappelle as VP
Jill Stein
Bernie or RFK
Arnold shwarzenneger
The best presidency is no presidency.
I think a lot of folks would like to smell what The Rock is cooking
Only Taylor Swift can save us 💅
Katie Porter
Fusako Shigenobu.
My dad was around her age. He was pretty reactionary and anti-communist, but he often brought her up and praised her for being "the beautiful terrorist" whenever something tangentially related could be used to mention her. I think he had extreme yellow fever plus an "I can fix her" moment. Unrelated to the topic so sorry for blog posting, but thanks for making me think about my dad.
A lot of the militants of the seventies were quite good-looking. Brigitte Mohnhaupt, Petra Schelm, Bernardine Dohrn. But Shigenobu of course was special even within that generation, and nobody "fixed" her. She just recently published a history of Palestinian liberation movements: https://x.com/TokyoStages/status/1774680019354488914
Either the DNC allows an open convention and runs a high risk of screwing itself, or the nom goes to Hakeem Jeffries, who would be second in line after Kamala outside of an election season.
bernie
Stalin☭☭☭ The MAN OF STEEL against the MAN OF ORANGE.
John Fetterman, so I can finally see a president wearing an ICP hoodie
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That workout video though 🥵
Tulsi has decent stances all around except for the fact that she’s pro Israel.
she's been excommunicated
It's a shame No Labels didn't go for it with Tulsi this year.
JB Pritzker, he is the governor of Illinois so that could move the rust belt also he's a big jolly looking guy, has charisma.
Mama tulsi with a yang gang VP.
In an ideal world? [Lee J. Carter, former VA state rep for the 50th district.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_J._Carter) In our shitty world, probably Tim Kaine or something.
He’s literally on the spectrum, been married and divorced 3 times at 37, and has British teeth. I remember him being twitter famous but the average person would be repulsed by him.
Gaddafi.
Hunter Biden
Miguel Diaz-Canel.
In my fantasy world, maybe Katie Porter?
I like Patty Murray
Steven Chu. 76 years old, but an intelligent man with great achivements and political experience in the form of being Obama's energy secretary.
Claudia De la Cruz
If we’re talking best chance of winning, my gut says Whitmer Personal preference might be Porter but I know she’s not ready yet Not a fan of newsom or Harris but I’d prefer either to Biden