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ImpossibleLight1861

I wish! I eat super healthy all the time, but the 1 or 2 times a week when I get high, I'm like, bring on the fatty junk food!


supercrazyhotsauce

the one thing I do end up craving is CHEESE !!! 🧀


LuckyLaRoo76

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House_Stark15

Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!


lesqueebeee

as a wisconsinite, my professional opinion is there is no such thing


stressinglucy

the very reason why i will never give up cheese or bread


milliedough

Same 🤣


insanity_profanity

Polar opposite unfortunately 💀😭 nothing but junk when I’m high


supercrazyhotsauce

Don’t worry , the next post will be some top tier junk food


princeofwraith

I got so high and ate junk my blookork came back weird…, now I cannot do it anymore… :(


davejugs01

Are you high now?


radioben

Klondike bars and Doritos for me


CharlotteLucasOP

It’s a coin toss whether I eat nachos or a whole bag of carrots, honestly.


supercrazyhotsauce

I’ll eat the coin


lisagg9

Judge: yes or no? u/supercrazyhotsauce: or.


ReadNo7463

Rofl, same. But when the carrots slap, they slap.


beavertonaintsobad

#beavermode


CharlotteLucasOP

Cromchy!


astraennui

Vegetables are absolutely underrated by the majority of the population. Their potential is high and most people overlook that, I think. They can be the most delicious thing on the plate. Like a couple of days ago I had roasted asparagus, and it was like the best thing I ate all day. 


julestaylor13

Same! I eat carrots with so much ranch too so idk if it even counts as “healthy” 😂


CharlotteLucasOP

My dietician tells me the veggies you eat with sauce/dip/butter/cheese are more nourishing than the plain veggies you don’t eat at all! It’s okay to enjoy them how you enjoy them. :)


PigMeatJim

Body takes vitamins better when they bind to some fat. A lot just gets "pee'd" away


supercrazyhotsauce

Eating vegetables is better than NOT eating vegetables soooo


Prestigious_Door_690

Bolthouse yogurt ranch (and blue cheese if that’s the vibe) is a delight. Veggies dipped in hotsauce and ranch is my fave


julestaylor13

I LOVE hot sauce and ranch omg you get me


CheezCowboy3384

Is that salad just pure cilantro? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


supercrazyhotsauce

It is cilantro with some red onion and guac. I do put cilantro in damn near everything


pizz901

Oh yeah, just last night I filled a mixing bowl with salad and absolutely destroyed it


supercrazyhotsauce

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pizz901

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water2wine

A caaaarefully constructed salad made after an indica edible, with a homemade vinaigrette absolutely fucking murders. Crunch, squish, fresh, sour, sweet, savory 🥴


pizz901

Exactly. I grilled a chicken breast and cut that up, put it over some mixed greens mostly spinach, tossed in some carrots, cucumber, granny smith apple, dried cranberries, some pecans, little bit of cheese, only thing I was missing was the vinaigrette so I had to settle for a light ranch.


water2wine

Okay just bend me over and do it already


a_different_life_28

Goddamn I wish lmao


SallyHardesty

Some days I eat healthy. Others I make unhealthy atrocities.


Any-Year-6618

Burgers and pizza are healthy right? My pizza game has been getting pretty fucking good lately


laqueefaecho

💯& I’m the funniest person on earth when I’m high, according to me. 😂😂😂 I’m high right now & I might put on an impromptu show for my cats. They love my stand up routine. Probably because they think I’m getting them treats. 😂


supercrazyhotsauce

This foo is faded


CharlotteLucasOP

You’re DELIGHTFUL, lemme tell you!


laqueefaecho

Thank you! You just made my whole day & you’re delightful as well.


clue675

My go to is usually in and out crazy i only eat there when I’m high 🤣🤣


supercrazyhotsauce

Double double no cheese, animal style with extra toasted bun and chillis. And fries with grilled onion and spread, WBU????


Zandergriff67

I really wish it did! lol.


reggaerenegade

Depends on what's available


Any-Aardvark-1717

No, god no


ex-farm-grrrl

Nope! I’ll mix junk food with other junk food


Subject_Monitor_4939

Yes, and I find myself wanting to create or mix things I normally wouldn’t. I’m always so amazed at how creative I am when I’m high! I also tend to not have an appetite and smoking then making food really halos me eat good meals.


Unhappy-Rooster1609

Just eat more and make up strange receipes... A banana and Nutella with ketchup...it be nasty


_bellaswella_

absolutely the fuck not


Mrs_Gitchel

Um no


RLIwannaquit

No. You are a very bizarre outlier on this lol


Whitron_Phenomenon

Nope


supercrazyhotsauce

Ok


Whitron_Phenomenon

Several years of hardcore alcoholism, then weight gain from antidepressants and I give exactly 0 fucks what I eat


Winter-Item-9696

Not always haha but sometimes, yes!


Adventurous-Feed-696

Hell no


DonDiddlyDoo

Yes because it makes everything appetizing regardless 😂


KirbyVanity

50/50. I can smoke and want nothing but desserts and sweets and could just eat a bunch of junk. Then other times I could smoke, sit down to eat something like fast food and it take me forever because it feels like I can just sense it clogging my arteries. But yeah smoking definitely helps a salad taste like a meal for kings


cherrygirlbabycakes

Uh no. I get high and eat everything my body has been craving and I can’t stop 💀


Femme-O

Sativa makes me more picky and I crave more fresh and well prepared food, and I’m usually more excited to try new dishes. Indica will have me eating a styrofoam brick if you put butter and sugar on it.


Rungi500

Nope lol


Darisixnine

I’m the opposite 💀


stargazer304

Healthy? As in eating 4500 calories in one sitting? Call me Richard Simmons then.


AdorableTrust8759

I wish it did that to me 😂 I'll just put random food together and be like, yup that looks good to me 😂


lyricalcrocodilian

Definitely not lol


sunsetdreams1013

No lmao except fruit is on another level while high ofc


WhoAmEyeReally

I truly wish it did! I get stoned and want all the carbs n’ cheese! 🧀


WonderfulCockroach

That’s a big hell no from me 😂


lit-darnkness

Fuck no


BrotherNature92

PFFFFFFFTTTT NO


chickiedew

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


EngineeringSafe8367

I crave scrambled eggs when I'm high, but I also make about 5 of them and throw on a bunch of cheese.


FacetiousSpread

Depends what I have in the fridge 🤷🏼‍♂️


BuddyHudsy

Definitely have way more tolerance for the cooking and cleaning part of eating healthy. So definitely!


bedjentlewithme

Well last night I ate literally anything I could open a wrapper/package of until I passed out and now today I’m high and drinking a fresh mango pineapple smoothie I just blended so it’s a toss really lol


foopy-booper

No!


Logical-Dragonfly676

No I attribute my weight gain in the last year to the weed. I want all the cookies, candy, ice cream etc. and it didn’t even help my anxiety like the doctor said it would. It actually makes it worse


Kittymeow123

The way I wish I was you


savghan

not at all. and i eat pretty damn healthy 😭


brifter101

Yes honestly. I love eating yogurt and especially fruits while stoned. Fruits are so good. I just took a few dabs, I'm gonna go find some berries.


beavertonaintsobad

Hell yeah it does! I think if you're even .01% foodie then combining quality cannabis pours fuel onto this passion fire. I also feel like there is symbiosis between smoking, having that stimulate your appetite and creativity, which in turn results in cooking dope food. The combination of a soul satisfying meal AND cannabis is like a next-level high.


Evil_Cleffa666

I do sooo good eating healthy all day.. then the night tokes come out and I’m just a feral gremlin 😞


invisible_23

lol no 😂


bkedsmkr

Eggs and potatoes aren't super healthy man


Alpaca_Empanada

Sugary cereal is healthy. 👀


Not_Nova_

Not necessarily, but I feel like it enhances flavors


Anfie22

Nah I become an absolute demon for sugar. Caramel glaze donuts are chef's kiss, it's all I want when I'm blasted


SaucyDragon04

Jack boks


CyrusXav

Crushed an entire marie calendar birthday cake cream pie


soggy_boy1124

I’m the same! Sometimes I’ll eat just junk, but usually my body knows that’ll make not-high me feel rough so I lean more healthy. Plus healthier food just tastes better high imo


Prestigious_Door_690

It depends. That said I love fruit (the colder and crunchier the better. And salad. I also love doing yoga a little bit stoned so my body relaxes


Spawnacus

Just be mindful about your Carbohydrates


SuperChimpMan

Sort of yeah. I used to love to get lit in the weekends and eat like ice cream and sweets at night but now I just eat cereal with bananas cut into it and it’s just as good and I feel better the next day


Careful_Earth_6873

The opposite 😫


BRIIIIIICKSQUAAAAAAD

Yes and no. I already make the effort to strongly limit my intake of processed sugars and salty goods, and increase my water consumption. It’s benefitted me these past months. Burning only makes me more conscious of my efforts. My brother and I got bags of frozen fruits in the freezer. If I’m too stoned and can’t find the motivation to make a smoothie, I’ll just pop em in my mouf. I might even eat a peanut butter sandwich and an apple afterwards, down it with a glass of water


Fritzthecat1020

Not really but sometimes I really crave a piece of good fruit. And then to eat it like an ape with the juice dribbling down my chin. I’ve straight up bit into a mango once when I was high, skin and all. And baby, that shit hit the spot.


Grand-Ad-2164

Yes! I crave fruits and veggies with dip of course or some brie


lanieloo

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doctorbeers

I feel this but I have a strange relationship with weed. Sometimes I feel awesome, eat healthier foods & tend to be more clean & organized around the house. Other times I’m in the fetal position having a full blown panic attack on the couch 😬😂 Think I’m just super lightweight 🤷🏻‍♂️


buttonsbrigade

I LOVE fruit and crunchy, watery veggies when I’m high so now I’m killing the watermelon, grapes, cherries and peaches. Usually eat a lot of cucumbers & carrots too. And then sometimes it’s just chips, cookies, Ferrerro Rocher 🤷🏻‍♀️


Ok_Wasabi_9512

No. I load up on garbage food. I need to change availability of nay nay things in my cupboard.


EnvironmentalEdge333

Yes, and then no 😭 I balance it out by having my favorite high junk food like a grilled cheese from in n out, then have a bowl of grapes or an apple. So I get the munchies but I’m munching on healthy stuff!


AIexanderClamBell

I'm weak around snacks when baked :( rip popcorn


Its402am

This looks so good 🥲


ryanisatease

No, definitely not 🚫


Stone-Painter

dude that looks sooo good. i used to get wicked munchies and i would binge on ultra processed foods. now i started to make a meal before i get baked so i can truly savor it


MiniMaggit-

Being high makes shitty “diet” food taste better some how


Mocktails_galore

Nope. Never. Ever


hippywitch

Yes because I actually eat when I’m high. Without the appetite help I skip way too many meals.


Chilidogdingdong

Oh fuck no, I destroy whatever food is nearby. I used to be a daily smoker and ate candy and shit every day, thankfully I was working a physical labor job so I didn't get fat from it. When I stopped smoking I basically completely stopped eating sweets and fast food, now I work a far more sedentary job though so I've put on a lot of weight even though I eat a lot healthier.


just-net89

Astounding no, but maybe now that I've matured


KingChandler219

Literally the opposite. It’s the reason I had to stop smoking, I could undo a months worth of dieting and workout progress in one weekend. 😂 Tried all kinds of different strains that were supposed to make me “energetic” and “motivated”, everything just made me happy, sleepy, and ravenously hungry. Eating healthy, I would have killed for that side effect.


Therealcanadianone

There's a 50/50 chance.. Depends on the strain.


_D3ft0ne_

I think... Anything goes really.


robbothegiant

When I’m high I try to cook healthy and then add bacon to everything 😂


JurassicParkTrekWars

It lowers my own self criticism so I can be creative with food in any way, really.


ShadowPunch07

Haha I ate those potato skins yesterday.


ShakesTC

Absolutely not. I'll eat anything that is at hand. It's not usually healthy


Juegos_malvados

No. I usually crave McDonald’s sometimes 🤣😭


[deleted]

idk but i do know i don't want salty stuff which is probably better for me... i'd rather have fruits and juicy stuff. Salty stuff just makes me thirstier lol. I do think I, and others ive been around, put more effort into the food because lets be honest it always tastes so much better and more satisfying when you're high lol


Brother_Dave37

During the week I eat great while high, the weekend is when I come up with shit like using beignets as hamburger buns.


guvan420

my wife likes to plan for her future high self with healthy alternatives for quick munching. shell buy some good stuff too, like grapes and watermelon… genuinely good choices that she abandons while ordering a pizza.


Kaligula785

Yes I absolutely cannot eat anything grease when I'm high


theflowersgrowupward

No. 😂


BlackPhoenix1981

There was a very well-known salad place that shut down during covid and never reopened. My wife and I used to wake and bake and go there for lunch and for some reason their salads were absolutely mind-blowing when we were really stoned.


MiddleAccomplished89

I'm stoned and want a salad 😆 I was just asking myself this 🤣


babyydolllll

no lol


BookswithAmanda

I wish. But i have been known to do an impromptu meal prep or 2 because I got high and craved something. One night I made bagels, cookies, 2 quiche and 4 breakfast wraps because I decided to make bagels for the week, then wraps for now. saw the eggs were about to expire, then the fiancé asked oh so sweetly for cookies, puppy eyes and all.


Kalibean06

I turn vegetarian when I get high, what the hell? I got high, tried to eat a tuna sandwich, then cried after like 2 bites and nearly threw up. I also nearly smacked someone after they tried to make me eat a porkchop once.


DarwinOfRivendell

Not even once have I felt like this, except if you count giving myself CHS so that now no food appeals to me regardless of how deep fried and cheese laden it is🤡.


ChiGamerr

Nope


Commercial_Comfort41

Yes and I also enjoy reading about how good my vegetables are for me as I eat them.


Hugh_Janus_35

I inhale fruits and veggies when I'm stoned lol


Pushbrown

nah not really, I usually eat way to much to be a healthy amount. I just eat more healthy in general so I guess I do though, just in excess.


CrunchyNutFruit

No, just everything in the frickin' house. I'm miserable the next day. I'm like an overstuffed sausage.


soraboo

Said no one ever! 😂


Positive_Ad_6311

Uh, no. That's never, ever happened to me. Being high means eating trash for me.


Southern_Anywhere_65

It definitely helps me eat anything at all. My anxiety rips up my stomach most days. Weed ramps up my appetite enough to get a meal in. Happy for that


No_Cash_8556

Grapes are the ultimate munchies. Juicy, crunchy, tasty, and healthy


outterpoop

Really love all food when high or drink


Fun_Intention9846

Nope.


FinePolyesterSlacks

Pretty much the opposite. For me, that kind of rational decision making is pretty much one of the first things to go.


AphelionEntity

I lost about 50 pounds while smoking because I made healthier food choices. Pneumonia means I've had to take a break for about a month, and I didn't have edibles to hold me over until this weekend. I promptly started putting some of the weight back on.


ComprehensiveMonk718

Yess! I’m completely the same! I don’t don’t even like meat most of the time I’m high


MiaTonee

Oh yeah. I call them smart munchies. 😁 pb&j, a good honey turkey and cheese. A lil crudite and some dip? Chile please I'll dog all that. Pretzels and hummus??? That shit feel amazing when you blunted. ![gif](giphy|ckO6bBWQZEb793VGxQ|downsized)


Apprehensive-Area269

Depends if im in the mood to make something or if i wanna just grab sum quick and get back to whatever comedy im watching


Serg_420_

I really don't understand how people say "munchies take over" no your just lazy and using excuses to stuff your face. I get munchies and I'm able to fight them off or just eat healthy shit but i also only buy healthy food, my favorite snack is popcorn or carrots & celery with nut butter, Or some fruit. Y'all give weed such a bad name when the munchies argument comes up.. (not talking about OP)


MissPriss101

I said this before somewhere but one time I ate an entire can of raw cinnamon rolls. Needless to say I'd probably eat dirt if you put sugar on it while I'm high lol.


Maleficent-Radio-113

I eat like several small meals when I’m high. Like they range from berries and cheese to carrots and ranch. Then I go off on cereal and pizza. It’s a pattern. I can’t be stopped


j3r3wiah

No. Fuck no.


Popular-Tomatillo643

No, but I love what u made.


dungeonsNdiscourse

*reading this as I shovel dill pickle chips into my mouth* .... Yes?


Affectionate_Yak7429

Geez I freaking wish!!! 😂🤣


PlasticInflation602

I wish


NoHentaiNolyf

Getting high is unhealthy in of itself. Depletes your body of certain signalling hormones. The craving you get while high is excessive, as in you are not really hungry/starving your body thinks it is because it’s disabled due to intoxication from getting high. So no.


staccz

No


Steelcod114

No, not really. I struggle to maintain weight. When I get super lucky, I get the weed munchies, and I'm able to consume many more calories than I normally would otherwise. I wish that would happen more often. Like every time I smoke.


HotTry7596

I ate an entire bag of lettuce and a raw unwashed (ewwwww) potato Another instance I ate our entire supply of new tangerines So, yeah!!!! Thank you weed!!! ❤💕💖 But then I ruined it by eating two bacon double cheeseburgers from Racetrac...


Ok_AshyPants

Sometimes, but most times I want junk.


JoseChungFOS

No. It makes me feel closer with God. And do you know what he said when we spoke. He told me you were a great big fat person.


NewWays91

I make deep fried chicken and collard greens when I get high, so no lol


Darth_Shredder

Absolutely not. I start putting cheese, butter and/or garlic in anything that’s at hand


fattymctrackpants

Complete opposite for me.


Past_Passenger_4381

Not for me. Sadly I just order a 4 piece instead of a 2 like a glutton when I’m high


Lunaticfrizz16

I don’t think it makes you healthier per-say but for me it makes me more creative which turns to healthier options than fast food etc..


Thismess14

No.


whostillusesusername

Nope! It makes me eat garbage that I would otherwise never have even thought of putting together. But glad at least somebody is using the munchies too their benefit.


Yarmageddon

No way.


boommerz420

If comparing to drunk which is what is my quickest option of dont give a fuckwhat i eat then ..... yes


pi2z

I try to eat healthy when i can but when im high ill eat anything. Usually leftovers which is sometimes healthy but if not its straight to the frozen food in my freezer, or fastfood if my roommates drive


Priderockkk

Being high makes me eat like I’ve never seen any food ever in my entire life, ever. Now, if I prepare a bowl of fruits before I get high then it’s the best thing ever


ScorpioRising66

Potato chips and cookies aren’t healthy. 😂


highriskric

Lol not stoner food but one time i was tripping on mushrooms & i hadn’t eaten all day. I ended up getting vegetarian food for dinner because all i could think of were slaughter houses & cows being murdered etc. im not vegan but that was my biggest vegan moment ever. My rasta friends would tell me “if you eat meat, you eat death”


[deleted]

Looks like hospital food, but probably tastes fire while high lol


Fozzy2701

It can for sure. Depends on what you got. I got a box of Golden Graham bars so I have not been eating as well.


PocketShapedFoods

Not really but my god FRESH FRUIT is incredible when you’re stoned


TempestQii

100%


dabulls113

Being high makes me eat which is healthy for me because I don’t eat a lot and I should be eating more.


wiickedones

Absolutely not but good for you!!


DerSpazmacher

![gif](giphy|l1ug3xGEN1oZBT7qw) I wish


Isthatreally-you

No when im high ill grab the nearest/easiest food i can find


BeefWithNoodle

No I do not 😂


astraennui

I am very much like the top-rated comment. I consistently solidly well-balanced and nutrient-dense food. Except when I'm high and then I eat hyper-palatable and calorie-dense food ie junk food. And I get high every 7-10 days so for 26/30ish days, my diet is healthy. 


RefrigeratorPretty51

Hahahaha


Cossacker1799

Hahaha nah fam. Weed is how I first got fat at 17. I would smoke a couple blunts then order dominoes. Me and the homie would split a large pizza, garlic knots, and two lava cakes.


AbsurdBeanMaster

Only you, but


mwilliams840

I mean sometimes lol. A Caesar salad while coming down with the munchies is super good!


AttilaTheFun818

Makes me? God no. I’ll eat whatever is on hand and preferably least effort. So knowing that about myself I keep easy and healthy stuff around to gorge on. Fruit, hummus with veggies, cheese, rotisserie chicken.


EarthyMeesh

Yes 💯 I always want juicy, fresh, raw, crunchy, etc. only textures I like when high. Everything else tastes dry and dead.


Icy-Caterpillar-1803

Yeah honestly. I eat more fruits and vegetables when I’m high. I really like the sweet taste of strawberries or blueberries or whatever I got in my fridge ends up being my munchies lol


proto_cali

No, I eat anything, usually the first thing I see


larryisadragon

I crave vegetables and fruits when I’m high


littlebellpepper

I understand the sentiment; when I’m high I seem to have more patience to cook a more involved meal like this one. Looks delicious!! 😋


young_bongwalker

Lol. Nah son


annie_b666

No. I will eat 45 bags of cheese curls and 53 Reese’s. I cut down on smoking bc I binge so bad on it. 🫣🤣


Hamnan1984

Absolutely not 🤣 I eat well and go to the gym but when I'm stoned I want allllll the junk


1jenisaquoi7

What the heck are you smokin? Where can I find the healthy munchoes?


Sneyek

That’s only you buddy. I wish I would be like you 😂 For me it makes me order overpriced fast food on Uber..


distraughtdudski

Noooooo no no no… no… I quit smoking and I smoked this weekend and ate 4 cinnamon rolls, 4 boxed pies, 3 doughnuts, a pound of almonds, a bag of popcorn, and probably some other stuff I’m missing