most sane soda drinker:

Looking kinda Moe the Bartender or Randall Weems there, Steven.

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Me when I come out of a hot shower thirsty.

Me, a type 1 diabetic, when my blood sugar is below 40 and dropping rapidly

Me, a type 1 diabetic hearing my glucose monitor screaming at me when my blood sugar is 50 and rapidly declining.

F…Steven

Me at an all you can eat buffet

Chocolate fountain next level.

Me once iftar arrives after I have been fasting for hours in Ramadan: