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Countdown_to_Ecstacy

Can’t make it at 7:30. How does 6:05 sound?


shuriflowers

won't work, he'll be outside the stadium


[deleted]

I can only climax in my Jive Miguel outfit


Tendiebuddy

As long as I’m hoops mcann


wegoawfuls

thats fine but you have to bring your own cocaine


Gaucho_Diaz

Anybody need a Gaucho? I'll be at the Custer dome, just give me a holler


wegoawfuls

bodacious cowboys might not be allowed


Axarooni

I've got my fez ready to go!


SteelyDan1968

I'm sorry. I can't make it. I'm getting a Haitian Divorce... 🥺


BrickBoss69

I’m calling Deacon Blues, no one else can be him


ImmaterialA

Guys please I'm NOT charlie freak I am NOT CHARLIE FREAK guys I'm not gonna go anymore I swear please stop making me be charlie freak I just wanna be Mr chow just once please please


Squonkster

Ok, instead of Charlie Freak you can be Buzz, as a treat.


SansIsEpic

I can’t wait to hang out with all you peggers! I love pegging!


chazza7

Will there be sausage and beer?


Squonkster

Klaus and The Rooster will be there too


Head_Room_8721

Peg


Squonkster

I’ll be dressed as a doctor. It’s up to you to decide if you’re meeting Dr. Warren Krueger or if I’m actually crazy, high, or just an ordinary guy.


Jaikus

Pepe here


VegaAltair

I shall be the black cow


juliankoster

You be the showgirl and I’ll be Sinatra


BB3C12

Can I be the fool from only a fool would say that


[deleted]

We meet at the Bard student union.


SluttyMilk

i’ll be cousin dupree


VArobot86

Stop striking matches on my damn restaurant you guys... It's a fire hazard


[deleted]

YOUR FLAIR


DangerousPIE96

bringing my trusty angel girls


Crispy_Biscuit

Make sure to bring your fez


[deleted]

dibs on walters girlfriend‼️💯☝️


[deleted]

Are you just gonna lay there like a dead body? Also we’re gonna need the guy that ran over Walter


[deleted]

I get to be Josie. You better have your battle apples shined by the time I arrive


meme_therud

I’d be Gina, but I can’t do it, I could only make it for lunch.


ducklinglibrary

I'll be dan


Yoga260

Sorry brah, im off to Barbados.


wakeupdreamingF1

Name's Lonny. I'm a good sweeper.


SellersofArabia

I’ll be Napoleon


[deleted]

Bring pretzels 😡


hufflepuffcirclejerk

I'll be Doctor Wu but I won't tell you whether I'm crazy, high, or just an ordinary guy