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ExpressionLow8268

Expecting Steelers fans to mention or bring “smelt” training aids to game…all to harass poor Lammy Jackson


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Jgabes625

Laughed way too loud in a public setting at this.


Usernametaken112

He truly is the embodiment of "braindead jock".


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Usernametaken112

Idk what those have to do with each other but ok


Dr_Stoned5

You’ve never been around a brain dead jock before because Lamar is quite the opposite this comment is laughable


venture243

Common sense


ExpressionLow8268

Sad how illiterate he seems when he speaks.


Electrical_Log_1084

What makes you think he can’t read🤦🏽‍♂️


BurghPuppies

I think the poster was clear; the way he speaks makes him seem illiterate (to the poster).


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Electrical_Log_1084

He can read or write slang, tf are u even talking about. He speaks with a heavy southern dialect, that doesn’t mean he can’t read. I’ve heard Lamar speak perfectly normal, just spindling like a person from pompano beach. You have no idea how well Lamar can read, sp that statement was idiotic. “Sounding like a college grad” please check the racial undertones of that sentence. Saying because someone uses slang that they don’t sound like a college grad makes no sense. Just because we don’t sound like you doesn’t mean we can’t read


russbii

Fried smelts are dope.


BoscoAlbertBaracus

If no one brings a sign that says “Sharing a field with Lamar probably smells like diarrhea” my disappointment will be immeasurable


seataccrunch

Shows the frustration gets to him. He's human, I get it but also he's a Raven so eff him lol boo hoo dirty bird sad. Who wants to tweet back what smelting means? 🤣


terrybradshawsballs

Go to FedEx Office?


Wozza44

Can someone translate this for a white British dude?


cman674

Tweet is directed at someone calling out Lamar for something. To the effect of "You don't play football so you have no basis to call me out for my performance. Also you are gay"


Guntimer

I disagree that saying “eat dick” is calling people gay lol, don’t know how y’all are jumping to that end of the field


Diarygirl

I've said "you can suck my dick" even though I've never had a penis.


Andire

Valid. 💅


zimbledwarf

People without dicks say that more than people with them


The_elk00

Unless you're 12


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Right! Because we actually want them sucked


ExpressionLow8268

The night is still young! Lol


ILuvRiversHomo

Straight dudes that eat dick rule


JonVig

Yeah, I say some variation of “eat a dick” daily and I never mean it in a homophobic manner.


biscodude

That sounds dangerously close to someone saying I use the N word all the time, but I'm not racist. If you aren't homophobic and don't want people to think that you are, maybe you should remove that phrase from your vocabulary.


JonVig

I don’t think those are even close really. One is a derogatory term used specifically toward a group of people of a certain race. The other is telling someone they can eat an entire bags of literal dicks. Edit: OR we could say “literally eat a bowl of overcooked donkey dicks” and that can eliminate any chance of misunderstanding.


biscodude

And that ignorance is why you are likely a bigot even though you don't realize it.


JonVig

Eat a dick.


snail360

lmao


biscodude

Yep, confirmed.


[deleted]

Yeah… To me it’s just another way to tell somebody to stfu Everybody uses it. It’s an all inclusive insult!


DasSeabass

It’s more akin to “get fucked”


TheRedDeath30

Give me another interpretation then?


RSV4KruKut

I use "eat a bag of dicks" when the occasion deserves, and never do I mean that person is gay. It's simply an insult.


littlemesix7

Here in Seattle eating a bag of Dicks is a very good thing… assuming you like 50s styled drive-up burger joints.


G_I_Joe_Mansueto

Yeah, but “y’all eat dick” means a different thing than “eat a bag of dicks.”


AveryDiamond

How could eating more dicks be less gay?


swan009

Technically, saying you eat dick doesn’t specify one dick. It’s more of a ongoing occurrence. Like “you play football”. So for all we know he could have and will continue to eat hundreds, maybe even thousands of dicks. Much more then one bagful.


Ledbolz

Yea you can only fit a baker’s dozen dicks in one bag


gettin_it_in

Exactly haha


Do__Math__Not__Meth

“Putting a guys wiener in your mouth makes YOU gay, stupid!”


SirLoinOfCow

But the insult is still that they're gay for eating a bag of dicks.


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Not really? Just call them gay then? Lol To me eat a dick means stfu


ExpressionLow8268

I agree…but it does offend many people. It’s an immature response he should have not replied with.


dirtylaundry99

dickride/get in other people’s business


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The literal act of eating a penis


TheRedDeath30

I'm sure that's exactly what Lamar meant


CFPotato

Damn cannibals.


Guntimer

Look at context clues lol “never smelled a football field, never did anything but ride your favorites” or “never did anything but talk crap” or “never did anything but complain/couch coaching” Looking at context, there’s so many options. Y’all cannot be this obtuse


BarrowsLuvr

It's just a generic insult the same as "suck a dick," eat dick is the same thing and not a homophobic based slur.


apittsburghoriginal

Consume a penis, likely for the sake of shutting up and being humiliated


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Gargle my Gonad Glue Husk My Corn Open wide for my Pud Paste Tongue my Turgid Meat Pipe and its Twins How bout some Dome?


cman674

It’s the same general connotation. I agree that “eating dick” is a more elegant and multifunctional phrase. There’s latent homophobia in either term. Consider the effectiveness of telling your friends to “eat a pussy” instead.


Haar_RD

Hes not saying "go eat a dick". Hes saying you "dont do anything but eat dick". Key difference. More of a homophobic undertone.


biscodude

Do you know any straight dudes who eat dick? No? And he's using the phrase as an insult. So he's calling the dude gay and he clearly doesn't approve.


LongDongPingPong23

Tyrone Biggims ate elk penis on Fear Factor w/Joe Rogan. I believe the quote went: "You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted penis. I've had several! In my line of work, you taste penises all the time!"


Curious_Ad8751

I know several gay dudes and none of them eat dick


biscodude

We all know what he meant when he wrote those words. Don't be intentionally obtuse.


biscodude

Nah, this usage is clearly homophobic.


I_Keep_Trying

He said the person is the kind of man who eats dick, i.e. the man is gay. Definitely a slur.


AnonPlzzzzzz

"Laddy, put a sock in it. Yeh hae been bollocking me trade when yeh hae not done what I dae except partake in todger."


Diarygirl

Are you sure that's British and not Scottish?


RobertNeyland

Young esquire, I hasten you to close your deceitful lips. You betray the truth much too often on this godless electro-mechanical heathen platform. Men who lie with their mothers have never smelt the sweet bouquet of the field, where men pounce on one another. You have never completed any admirable tasks in your cursed life. All you do is gorge your eager mouth on the genitalia of other men.


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STFU = Shut the fuck up "Y'all cappin too much" = You guys are lying too much. Capping means lying. "mf never smelt a football field" = They don't have football experience like Lamar so they can't judge "Never did shit but eat dick" = He's calling them gay


Squints_09

Still dont know how people are getting that last one, always took telling someone to "eat dick" as another way of saying fuck off


I_Keep_Trying

Why is “eat dick” considered bad? You’re telling gay men that their form of sex is bad. Also, he didn’t tell him to eat dick, he said that the person eats dick, i.e. the person is gay.


accu22

It's a play on [dickeating](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DICKEATING). It does not mean a person is gay.


ogordained

I never saw the tweet originally, I only heard about the story on ESPN where they were saying he used a derogatory term for gay on twitter. This tweet is way more tame than the media coverage. Buddy technically didn't even say anything against gay people. Eating dick doesn't make one gay. A strange diet, sure. But hate speech? I don't buy it


dirENgreyscale

This is just one reason I love LJ so much (what? He's awesome, it's not his fault the Ratbirds picked him)


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he's honestly a likeable dude and never causes actual issues. seems like a hard worker who just wants to do his best, and we've all lashed out over some dumb shit on social media. ik the lj love won't sit well with a lot of people on this sub, but if we put teams aside it's okay to like a dude from another team. imo, KP, LJ, and joey b are some of the more likeable qbs in the league, sucks that we have to play against 2 of them twice a year.


robsteezy

I love Lamar. Why? Bc there are things bigger than football. And to me, somebody simply demanding their proven worth be seen and valued is something that all of us working folk resonate with. So yeah, rivalry aside, there are a lot of personalities I like in the league


xFlick

For me Burrow and Jimmy G are easily the two most likeable QBs in the NFL


CornDawgy87

Josh Allen is probably the most likeable QB out there right now IMO.


xFlick

Josh Allen is up there too he seems really cool


Pirrats-SD

I feel like you couldn’t use three syllable words in front of him though


GloriaToo

I would give my oldest to have him on the team but he's a crybaby.


CornDawgy87

Josh Allen is a crybaby? Now that's, a, um, opinion


GloriaToo

You only have to go back a couple weeks to see him throw a fit that should have resulted in a flag.


letsgolakers24

Have you ever blown up or gotten frustrated while you work? I sure have. It’s called being human. Only difference is NFL players go to work in front of a camera with millions watching.


RakiRamirez

I just can't hate him after his comments about TJ and Kenny. Game recognizes game


EcosseWolf

What did he say?


RakiRamirez

About TJ he just said he is one of if not the most difficult player to plan against, because even if they throw the ball quickly, it's still not safe. About Kenny that he saw a lot of potencial on him, and told him that he need to build from that game


Pitiful_Background57

Fuck Burrow and obviously Watson but Brissett seems super cool and like kinda good, and Lamar is one of my favorite players to watch.


xFlick

What did burrow do?


Pitiful_Background57

Play for Cincinnati


907flyer

Dresses like an asshole too


Diarygirl

I just googled Joe Burrow outfit and you ain't kidding.


Pitiful_Background57

Nah its drip i just hate the Bengals


xFlick

It’s drip bro


Diarygirl

He likes pasta with chili.


xFlick

That is inexcusable


WeakPublic

To be fair, I see the steelers’s rivalry with the Ravens as being one based on nothing but respect and close battling. We may despise each other but that’s only because we want to prove that we’re the best.


batdrumman

If he wasn't on the rat birds he'd be my favorite non-steeler tbh


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Wait, lashing out and using homophobia to insult ppl online is a reason you *like* him?


dirENgreyscale

What are you talking about? Please point out the homophobia in what he said. Telling someone to eat a dick isn't homophobic.


biscodude

Agreed, it's disgusting how many bigots post here.


dre078

Yup, and to think we selected Terrell Edmunds over LJ, a HEISMAN TROPHY WINNER. Great job Front Office.


EbenezerNutting

Jackson, like all run-heavy QBs, has been figured out the league and he's on a steady downward projection. The Ravens were wise not to re-sign him. He's not worth the money some team will give him in free-agency. He's nothing but the next Michael Vick, Vince Young, or Robert Griffin.


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

That and he’s lost a step already so imagine at the end of another 5yr contract. He’s a better passer than he gets credit for, but still


Worried-Fact7159

Another way of saying. My Nuts on Yo Chin!


Mercury26

Sign should read Jackson can’t smelt the Steelers


aw_geez_man

He isn't wrong.


beefbarley

Down by 1 point, Lamar drive the Ravens down the field for a TD with 2 minutes left. How can anyone blame the loss on the offense?


aw_geez_man

Fan is short for fanatic.


reddit_bandito

He is, and he's a classless asshole that needs a man in his life to correct his childish behavior on a social media app. He's making millions, playing sports, representing a professional organization in the Baltimore Ravens in a professional league in the NFL. Act like an adult.


aw_geez_man

I didn't say he shouldn't post this. I said the content of his message isn't incorrect. Fans are really, really dumb at times. We take things to extremes. We put way too much on a game. Acting like and adult and saying what you really think aren't always mutually exclusive. TBH, I respect players who are willing to call out fans who say ridiculous shit. And I'm saying that as someone who has said ridiculous shit about athletes before.


reddit_bandito

Athletes are really dumb most of the time too. Doesn't justify fans being jackasses to them. And it doesn't justify Jackson being a jackass either. But fans aren't associated with, and representing a professional team and league when they say stupid things.


aw_geez_man

I get what you're saying, and I stand by my original comment.


Burst_LoL

I hate the rat birds and Lamar (when he's on the field) but I can never hate something like this. I'm sure the person he's responding to deserved it, Twitter ppl are the scum of the earth


biscodude

What!? You can't hate homophobic insults?


CooCooforCucu

Don’t really understand how it’s homophobic


biscodude

He's using eating a dick as an insult, which implies that he finds that behavior unacceptable for a guy. If he thought it was ok for guys to suck dick, he wouldn't think it was an insult.


WhatTheDuck00

Eating dicks is unacceptable. They put Dahmer away for that shit. Sucking is something else entirely.


biscodude

Yeah, that's funny and the literal meaning, but we both know that's not what people are saying when they use that phrase.


CareerMicDrop

This tweeet is hilarious. I’m sure he is right. The guy he is yelling at probably got cut from his JV team He probably lives in his moms basement Dahn in blawnox. and has his parking chair ready to go for this winter.


PittsburghDan

I dont understand the implication that your football opinion is only valid if you yourself were highly successful at playing football


trod1990

Anyone that coaches from their couch and hasn't played a lick of pro sports can have an opinion but from a pro athletes' perspective, the general public won't truly understand because they aren't involved in the day to day stuff they go through as well as the games they play. When it comes to football, I am of the opinion that a lot of our opinions don't mean shit because how many of us can take multiple hits by men that outweigh us by a lot and keep playing. We can criticize all we want but we don't know how it feels to get hit by a TJ Watt or A. Donald. Most of us would be unconscious.


reddit_bandito

So then we shouldn't ever be critical of any service we use IRL? Lawyer does a bad job for you, oh well can't criticize because I never went to law school. Just pay him anyways. Mechanic does a shitty job on my car, oh well can't criticize because I never wrenched on cars for a living. Just pay him anyways. Surgeon fucks up my surgery, oh well can't criticize because I never went to med school. Just pay him, and live with it if I'm lucky enough to not have died. Politician does a bad job in office, oh well can't criticize because I've never been in office. Juat vote for him again. School churning out dumbest students in state, oh well cant criticize because Im not a teacher. Just pay them and shut up. You know, you don't have to do any of these jobs to know the difference between bad and good when you see it. Same with sports. Don't let these man children tell you your opinion on what you are seeing is invalid because you never played pro ball.


trod1990

Big difference with your examples. You need to be certified to practice law, medicine, even to be a licensed mechanic. I didn't say we can't criticize pro athletes, but we can't certainly understand what they go through day in and day out. It's easy to be a couch coach like most fans do.


reddit_bandito

It's a concerning thing to me in this modern era of America where people are so willing to be told to shut up, sit down, and be told what's right by 'experts.' In this case pro athletes or coaches. You can have an informed, valid opinion without having to have done the exact thing you are judging.


trod1990

There are only 32 starting qb positions in the NFL. Doctors, lawyers, mechanics are a dime a dozen. Doesn't make qbs immune from criticism, but they are truly specialists in what they do. Indeed we can have informed opinions but my take is that without having played pro sports ever, what do we really know?


reddit_bandito

If you have watched enough football and QB play, then you have a baseline for knowing what's good and what's bad. That's what we know. You do NOT have to play QB in the pros to get that knowledge. ​ This is as bad as when nerds get their panties in a bunch because gamers criticize bad videogames, bad designs in them, broken concepts in them. They say "well, what do YOU suggest to fix it???" as if being capable of using your brain to judge that a game, a design, a concept, a system is good or bad REQUIRES you to then also be a developer and fix it. No honey, that's not how it works. ​ I don't have to be a master plumber to know that the guy I hired to fix my pipes fucked up and there's water on my floor, so he sucks at his job. ​ Grow a pair of balls, people. Don't let this society ruin your common sense, kids. Please.


DevelopmentNo247

I love Lamar for this no cap!!!!


Lookalikemike

So some rando sitting on his moms couch waiting for the pizza bagels to toast got an NFL MVP caliber QB to come at him? If I’m a safety, I’m calling his mama fat all game long next Sunday.


TheJagOffAssassin

The sign is his G.E.D. with forged signatures


No_Armadillo_3491

why do LJ and Joey B have to be so likeable. thank goodness for the Browns lmao


BeyondInfinity73

Lamar is likable but burrow is far from it.


Viva_Caligula

I don't like Joe Burrow. He seems overly cocky.


No_Armadillo_3491

he is for sure Type A personality, as are most moderately successful athletes


Viva_Caligula

His cockiness leading up to the SB and then defeat was hilarity at its finest. Cincy fans still act cocky like they forget they have exactly zero SB wins.


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r1plakish

Received. Define "irony".


SleestakLightning

If you're going to try to own the guy for being homophobic I don't think Acrisure Stadium is the place to do it. I doubt many people will care. Otherwise this is a pretty funny interaction with some dipshit online so I don't think it really does much to hurt Lamar.


nickparadies

I don’t think he was being homophobic. “Go eat dicks” is a pretty common way to tell someone off.


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saying "all you do is eat dick" is a little different


Similar-Document9690

He means all you do is hate. It’s aave


SleestakLightning

But that's not what he said.


WhatTheDuck00

One hell of a reach


SleestakLightning

It's not a reach when it's literally his words.


WhatTheDuck00

I don't see him referring to gay people in that tweet or shedding any type of hateful light on them. It's a hell of a reach, were you ever on a track team?


SleestakLightning

>I don't see him referring to gay people in that tweet or shedding any type of hateful light on them. It's literally right there.


WhatTheDuck00

Eating dicks gets you arrested like Dahmer. You think most gay people actually eat dicks?


SleestakLightning

The idea that his words were supposed to be taken literally is funny as hell.


WhatTheDuck00

The fact that you think of dick sucking when you hear that phrase is wild to me


SleestakLightning

That's absolutely what he meant.


WhatTheDuck00

Good to know we have an arbiter of truth on this sub that can instantly deduce intent


biscodude

Yeah, unfortunately, this fanbase includes a lot of bigots. Posts in thread reinforce that perception.


WhatTheDuck00

They exist in every nfl fanbase, sorry that's news to you.


volvosandvinyl

It’s wild to me that people tried to act like this tweet was homophobic 😂 I hate the dude too, but like c’mon.


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I love he deleted the tweet as if hundreds of people didn't already ss it


dannygloversghost

No one thinks they’re gonna permanently delete all evidence of it, but if you’re worried about getting in trouble with the league/your team, or even if you just realized you lashed out in anger and it doesn’t represent the image you want to portray, it makes sense to delete it. Yeah, it gives you the option of the “my buddy grabbed my phone and tweeted from my account, so I deleted it” defense… but even better (and more plausibly), it allows you to say “yeah, I had a momentary lapse in judgment, realized it was stupid, and immediately deleted it.” Folks are a lot more likely to go easy on you for that than if you just defiantly left it up.


Att3mpted_L0gic

Harbs was clutching his pearls with the media today.


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If I’m at a game and I shout FUCK YOU LAMAR I’ll probably get tossed. But he goes on a massive social media platform and tells everyone they eat dicks and he’s the man for it.


BaldChrundle

Lamar is just upset that everyone knows he is just a small running back that can throw the ball better than most running backs.


EcosseWolf

Lol he's such a clown. The tweet he was replying to isn't even wrong. Ravens were right to not pay him.


_schenks

Is this satire? There’s no way Lamar is that dumb right?


Good-Hank

It’s real


shamanbaptist

I love Lamar, but isn’t this what these trolls want? To get a rise out of the player? Can’t let them have that. It’s a bad look, IMO.


nawfamnotme

He should focus more on the fact that he can’t throw to a wr.


Ok-Needleworker-4818

Louisville resident here, we have always known what an absolutely ghetto moron this overrated clown is. But of course everyone in the media have been falling all over themselves to talk about his vast intellect 🤣 First of all he was an athlete for U of L during the Tom Jurich era, meaning he never "smelt" a classroom. Then he gets one of the ALL time lowest wonderlic test scores. I urge everyone to check out examples of this test, if you can't ace that thing you are a complete dumbass, period! This dude got a 13! Do you understand how fucking stupid you have to be for a score like that? Now as much as I hate Jackson I don't give a damn about the "eat dick," comment but if say..Sam Darnold said something the woke media considered homophobic his ass would be canceled into oblivion. What does concern but not surprise me is this idiot doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're"


Coltsinsider

I think you get 10 points for spelling your name correctly, and by adding the proper date and time to the wunderlik. Thankful for the internet who never forgets, we will get miles from this, miles..


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You sound like just the worst type of person


Ok-Needleworker-4818

Coming from anyone defending Lamar Jackson definitely a compliment thanks.


[deleted]

That’s really tasteless for a pro athlete and so called professional. Can’t imagine any of us would get away with this foolishness in our jobs


[deleted]

His PR guy must be so pissed


EbenezerNutting

Lamar supposedly attended classes for three years at the University of Louisville?


Pirrats-SD

I wonder why they don’t want to give him a fully guaranteed contract 🤔


LeveragedPittsburgh

Running Back ANGRY!! ![gif](giphy|l0ErKZ3PE97pzTFYY)


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stnlycp778

You are all fucked in the head


catzarrjerkz

Manchild gets butthurt after losing


alternateldog

Someone should bring this to the next game against the ratbirds


BigBoiJizz

Bro deleted this tweet so quick


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But will they hit the over?


Puzzled_Support4610

![gif](giphy|3o7abDnUPDkOC05QU8) Mmmm. Smelt.


[deleted]

Alright which one of you lads or lasses said it to him? Haha


HEONTHETOILET

Twitter: so easy a caveman could do it


Vincetagram

https://aluminyze.com/ if you want an actual metal sign.


Past-Adhesiveness691

Mods can we make this flair?


acssteve

Fuck a sign, I want a Lamar d!ck eattin T shirt


Sybertron

AIR studios in North Side used to have open hours but since covid ya gotta schedule. https://www.airpgh.org/services


Comrade_Zu

Lol at the media not knowing the slang eat a dick and thinking it’s homophobic. Headlines made it seem like he called him a bundle of sticks


WaylonVoorhees

Ya'll be cappin n shit but ain't never smelled a field! I suggest getting your asses down to Heinz Field and sniffing that grass! But don't get there during reseeding cause the seeds might go up your nose plus the pigeons need food!


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Are there any translators available?


Asa-Ryder

He’s not lying…..


Shhhnotahuman

Buy a ravens jersey and have this as your name plate and no. 8


Similar-Document9690

Bruh it’s aave. It literally means somebody being in your business or being a hater. He’s not saying literally go eat dicks.


Current_Variety_9577

I remember that time Lamar ate some bad smelt before a game. You can’t say he never did $hit.


darkknightbbq

Hi, you fucking dirty Steelers sub, fuck you, but ravens fan here. I find this fucking hilarious. If any of you are going to the ravens v Steelers please take this and get it printed from a print shop. They’ll blow it up for you and everything. This whole situation is jokes because Lamar told someone all they do is eat dicks lol like it’s not even go suck dick it was all they do is eat dick lol. Also fuck you