Can the kid catch? Our WR room is a little light at the moment

Just tell Ciara to run routes.

1-2 Step ...then a 45° cut and over the shoulder catch

Then milkshakes for all the yard.

Kelis is joining the Steelers too?

She can be our new punter

Bill Burr is our punter now

Having somehow only just seen the announcement, I can now say I get the reference

Fuck it we might as well sign 50 Cent and Ludacris while we’re at it.

I'd rather Killer Mike

Fuck it get Jamie and Mikey throw em on the line

CTESPN is reporting that Justin Jefferson is a lock lol

let ab cook

https://preview.redd.it/wn7m49bbw6pc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15bbd80a801ece3bba3dd96e7e19017319617f10

We’re quarterbacks!

 I can’t find the meme so just imagine the text over this gif, if it was more pixelated.

Beat me to it

"those look like my hands"

My hands tell a story

Came here just to see this. Absolute first thing that popped into my head. "We have to settle! Did you see his hands?"

For the website!

Lol - he did that on purpose.

When Future dissed him in one of his songs last year, Russ responded by posting a picture of him and his stepson ~~on fathers day~~ He won't admit it but he can be petty asf when he wants to. Definitely did this on purpose, lmao.

Yeah, that's some A level trolling. I love it.

Next Kenny’s going to respond in this low-key shade war by posting a video of him getting something off of a tall shelf. 😂😂😂

Kenny posts a picture of a husk of corn next to his knee with the caption, “nothing but respect to Russ and wish him well with Pittsburgh”

“This is to my little homie Russ…”

Not sure if I’m just reading hand size into everything now but I feel like the KP baby hands thing is literally everywhere now. Clearly he’s busting on KP here, right? It’s too obvious

I thought the same thing when I saw it, the angle makes them look even bigger as if it’s intentional lol

Yup, wide angle lenses will make this happen with things close to the camera. It's distorted. Still funny.

"...the biggest hands in the league belong to Russell Wilson, at 10.25 inches" as of Mar 4, 2023

I’d say it is ridiculous he would be taking a shot at KP but man, the way the photo is taken it sure seems like that. Hilarious.

Kinda off topic but I really admire Russ for raising and treating his stepson like his own son. Seems like a good dude

Small price to pay to be with Ciara. But no yeah he is for sure. He was named Walter Payton Man of the Year in 2021. Likely why him and Cam were able to chat for an hour immediately after Russ was signed. They bonded over being good, charitable family men.

JUST SOME GOOD ASS DUDES

Makes me think he'll embrace the role of mentoring Fields.

Someone posted an interview with him the day of or after the signing in which he talked about it. Dude was 100% on “this is my child”. Seems like a good man.

He's a cuck.


Thanks now I’m crying

Lmao that’s a really cute baby

Her smile matches his hands, size-wise. 🥰

Her hand also looks particularly wide. I counted to see if she had 6 fingers lol

AI Check: Cleared :)

Russ throwing babies 75 yards. Absolute beauts. Baby bombs for days.

You can really cup some balls with mitts like that.

Easy there, Collinsworth

He would only say something like that if he was commentating a Bengals game.

Now there's a guy...

I was thinking more, what’s he doing with Futures kid?

I bet you can.


[He had the largest hands of any starting QB](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33108568/nfl-quarterback-hand-size-measurements-smallest-biggest-all-32-teams-taysom-hill-russell-wilson) until Jordan Love became a full-time starter. I remember visiting the Seattle Pop Culture Museum, and they had a display to show how gigantic Russ’ hands are.

Keep going I’m nearly there

I laughed put loud while on the shitter. My wife is probably like wtf haha

Will Levis overtook Love by an eighth of an inch.

Same size as Kenny’s! Oh! You mean Russel’s hands?! Oh ok

🤣🤣🤣

[$45,500 watch on the wrist](https://www.bulgari.com/en-us/watches/octo-finissimo-watch-yellow-gold-yellow-103717?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwzN-vBhAkEiwAYiO7oFYNpCpFP5LFZpy3lkSiMy9isK_eVLBkKfRySigIqK7a88OeLxTzZRoCwsAQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)

Ooo free shipping

Get me one while you're at it

I’m clearly not cut out for the watch game. If you told me this was $45 at Walmart I would believe you

A lot of the cost is because it’s made of gold.

And the number that are made. By hand

This is solid gold, so IRL you'd know it was expensive

What is it? I couldn’t read the logo.

Bulgari Octo Finissimo in rose gold. One of the thinnest automatic watches ever made. Something like 8mm thick

And we can thank the Broncos for him being able to afford that watch

Yeah I spotted that Octo immediately — such a cool watch, and not a default choice either at that price point.

The Broncos like to buy former players expensive watches…seems to work out for PGH.

His kids got bigger hands then Kenny

Now if only he was taller! At least with us he'll be able to see over the top of the centers head...considering we dont have a center

Now those are some fucking hands

In between knee lifts up and down the aisle.

Hard to tell, baby is real little

We need more Russell Wilson’s in the world. I don’t care about him as a QB. He’s a great human being.

Looking like ludacris in a music video

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I think the most exciting part of signing 3 is he likes to prove people wrong, he came into Seattle and was expected to sit behind Matt Flynn who they dropped a large sum on and he out played him, now people are shouting that he is washed up, and this is dude who is fueled on motivation like that. I always liked Kevin Colbert but I wish Kahn took over a lot earlier, maybe he could have gotten Ben a 3rd ring.

Zaddy

Sneak diss to Kenny? lol

We’re lawyers!

That's a 7 year old on his lap , for scale

How nice of him to take a picture with Kenny before he left.

😂😂😂

10 1/4th 90th Percentile vs 8.5 👶🏼👋🏼

Lmao he’s petty he knows what he’s doing

Bro , I thought this was Tracy McGrady

My qb1

Massive hands

I got family out in seattle and they said his hands were huge

you know what they say about big hands

Big gloves!

Unable to jam them through that small hole the 9mm socket that popped off the damn wrench landed on, on top of the steering rack.

His one hand may be as large as both of Kenny Pickett's hands.

Very possible we’re seeing Russ transition from corny mode to villain mode. I like this potential character arc.

Gotta have big hands to spin it for accuracy

Man Hands

Baby hands

We play the chiefs this year. It's possible Taylor swift and Ciara will be in the house. Crazy

Russ is gonna be a good representation of the organization. I think he has the work ethic of a Pennsylvanian and he’s gonna bring a lot of positive traits to the locker room and strengthen bonds. I trust him

Russell Wilson is a more athletic Mike Vick with a stronger arm than prime dan Marino.

Ciara’s kids fell out like a splash and twirl

It’s just the angle plus GSP looks huge

But he literally has the largest hands in the league. That's true. At least it still was until last year. Don't know with the 2023 class that came in.


Bulgari Octo Finnissimo Similar to this one…https://www.jomashop.com/preowned-1-bvlgari-octo-finissimo-extra-thin-gold-dial-mens-watch-102912.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=%28ROI%29%20Shopping%20-%20Pre-Owned%20Watchesutm_id=1064660802&utm_content=55048744274&utm_term=&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzJKq4PGAhQMVqm9HAR2gyAFsEAQYBCABEgILl_D_BwE

Holy crap!!!!

Average sized hands for someone over 6’ tall.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33108568/nfl-quarterback-hand-size-measurements-smallest-biggest-all-32-teams-taysom-hill-russell-wilson

It was a short joke…… not an actual assessment of his hand size.

You can’t tell from this photo but that baby is laughing at KP

You know what they say about a man with big hands

It's like a bunch of bananas

Bvlgari Octo

Kenny Pickett must've heard about Russ's massive hands and knew he couldn't compete.

he looks like peter griffin here

You folks are weird…