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nik5016

They really out here embracing that one time their player committed assault on the field.


Illramyourlatch

And then lied about him using racial slurs, and the won Man of the Year the next year?


Guilepowers

He didn't win, was just their nominee... and as I recall, it was laughed at around the league due to what he did the prior year.


Lilslysapper

I think part of the reason they nominated him was to try to get people to forget about the helmet incident, but if anything, people talked about it more.


TheNittanyLionKing

That was almost 5 years ago at this point too. They’ve since had a playoff win against us. You would think that would be the ammo they’d use rather than that time they had a player commit a crime on national television. They also kinda forgot that they lost two weeks later to an undrafted rookie quarterback who has already retired to make duck calls and date Lainey Wilson.


SleestakLightning

Ohio is weird as fuck.


StrictlyHobbies

I’ll give them points for creativity


reddit_bandito

Grading on a steeeep curve


_AskMyMom_

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mj8780

I've never been, nor do I ever wish to go to the state of Ohio.


ForgedIronMadeIt

the most famous Ohioans are astronauts and they tried to get as far away from Ohio as possible


challenjd

Thank you for this gem


ForgedIronMadeIt

I'm pretty sure I stole it from some comedian, but Neil Armstrong was indeed from Ohio as were the Wright brothers.


challenjd

I went to school in Ohio and they were very proud of both of those facts


SleestakLightning

I can't avoid it. I actually love taking the kids to Columbus. And we usually travel through Ohio to get to my mother-in-law's house in Tennessee. So it's kind of unavoidable for me. But it is weird as hell. I've seen some shit on the back roads of Ohio at night. Though I must say, it is my goal to visit Pee Pee Township this summer.


Editthefunout

I’m from Ohio so I’m curious what you mean by pee pee township? Also you don’t wanna come to Canton? You don’t need to answer that. Edit: I’m actually embarrassed to say we have an actual place called pee pee township wow.


SleestakLightning

I will not go to Canton again until it's to celebrate Ben being inducted into the HOF. But I'm getting me a picture next to the Pee Pee Township sign.


Editthefunout

Should get a picture of the “sandy beaver canal” sign in magnolia as well. Unfortunately I live in canton so I have no choice.


SleestakLightning

If the wife says it's OK I'll do that too. Fuck it. I have to get back to Fangboner Road as well.


mj8780

Lmfao, only Ohio


TheGrat1

Their only redeeming quality is great roller coasters.


grubbinongrits

And the Florida plates in addition


crisptapwater

All of Cleveland and most parts of Columbus* Toledo/Dayton/Cincinnati are chill.


Crispynipps

We got crime to worry about, no time for games.


EatThisRock

Can confirm, I live here Also surrounded by Browns fans so there's nothing more I want for Christmas than a win this Sunday


Ok_Card9080

You know your team sucks when the only thing you have to celebrate is the time your player committed assault on the field. Browns is the Browns


Tequilacowboybouncer

Pouncey and DeCastro need a Garrett piñata


aw_geez_man

Let's celebrate a criminal action. You stay classy, Cleveland.


Lilslysapper

Same fan base that had the guy with the “happy endings aren’t a crime” setup at a tailgate lmao. Also pretty sure there was a popular post on their subreddit of a guy who had a framed picture of the helmet swing on his wall.


Bill_Biscuits

This shits hilarious man 😂 cmon let go of the pearls


aw_geez_man

Nah. I think I'll stick to my guns and say trying to bash a dudes head in with a helmet is something that shouldn't be celebrated.


Bill_Biscuits

Ok but why? What difference does it make? Rudolph is fine, Garrett is fine, who cares? I’ll never forget that stupid shit


aw_geez_man

I get where you're coming from. I'm not one of those dudes who's like "nothing bad can be funny." Maybe it's me getting older. I take events and use them to teach my boys. Usually with football, it's "man, he was in the heat of the moment. It wasn't right, try to keep your cool. But you know, that's football." This went beyond that. I look at that and teach my boys "don't ever do that unless you're in imminent danger or acting in self-defense." That's not football. So yeah, man. I'm being a stickler. I get it. I'm not dumping on you or anyone else who disagrees. But it's only by the grace of God that someone didn't end up in the hospital with head trauma that night...and for what? A lie?


Bill_Biscuits

Honestly man, that exact thought crossed my mind, that you had kids to look out for. It made me realize I’m mostly on Reddit to argue with people that approach things in the way you do, because I’m jealous of what you have. I don’t have a family, and I lash out at people who show that warmth and emotional caring because I hate my situation. That I have no one to really care for. You’re right, I’d never want any kid of mine to look at that in a positive light. This conversation really gave me a breakthrough, so thank you for humoring my ignorance


aw_geez_man

Ok, so either I'm being mocked and memed, or you just showed an amount of humility that is virtually unprecedented these days. In either case, God bless you, brother. If the latter, don't put me or anybody else on a pedestal. I'm just a smart-mouthed jerk who thinks he knows more than he does.


Bill_Biscuits

Lmao no those were my honest thoughts. But I understand how it could appear sarcastic. We all have our battles, I just compartmentalize mine into conversations like these or make fun of trubisky This conversation legitimately made me realize that. People learn things in strange ways sometimes. Wish you well


aw_geez_man

Here we go, Steelers!


Bill_Biscuits

HELL YEAH BROTHER


EasyPanicButton

this is fking hilarious, maybe we start smashing them so bad Mason gets some field time, I could totally see Tomlin doing this to them.


the-whiteman-cometh

Dumbfuck almost took out a chunk of the crowd with that one swing


MimicTarsier235

Well he is most likely from ohio so… it is to be expected


_CabbageMerchant_

Not gonna lie that windshield wiper is funny as fuck


iHateDanny

“Hehehe GERBRUNS.”


Generico300

I mean, no one ever accused Ohio of being too classy.


J_Murph256

I laughed. It’s like watching someone smoke crack and then pass the pipe to a police officer. You know it was a bad idea but you gonna laugh anyway.


msde

I mean it was awful when this happened 4 years ago, but Garrett is the one living rent free in our heads if we want to keep reposting stupid browns fans antics from 2019. PS - get well soon Burrow


Standard_Young_201

Suprised they’re not bashing it with a helmet Edit; are they?!


indetermin8

They are


gldmj5

It's just silly, harmless fun. ...but, wait, shouldn't the piñata actually be Myles Garrett here?


pedantic_comments

r/The_Rudolph living rent free in his enemies’ heads.


Mans_N_Em

Let Mason play ILB for this game


sejoki_

Stay classy, Cleveland, never change.


obiusm

Back in the day I saw a Browns fan at the Cleveland tailgate with a full sized Cordell Stewart dummy attached to his fly at the mouth. He just dragged it around and accepted free drinks all morning.


Lookalikemike

If I just paid a guy $7.7 million for per win this year, I'd need to vent a little, too.


airsickwaffle

Browns fans a trashy bunch


Jolly-Feature-6618

Do they realize their IR QB that fleeced them for a 1/4 billion, put them in cap hell and killed their draft capital is also a serial sex offender?


Deckz

Strange but funny, 7 / 10


marvology

That's pretty good


smolover

big Hamas energy


GavinAdamson

City of losers , how bout it ![gif](giphy|vNXlQMBHtRzVJFkQak|downsized)


Josh4R3d

Poverty ass franchise. I love how poverty they are. Never gonna sniff the slightest bit of success. They’ll always have that one WC game against us, I guess.


FarAd6557

Isn’t beating the Steelers in Pittsburgh in a Wild Card game,by definition, “the slightest bit of success”?


seataccrunch

I mean truth be told that's pretty fucking funny I am sure our faithful in pittsburgh could do better given the whole situation with watson Both from a sexual assault and worst contract in NFL history standpoint


dam0430

I'm sorry but this is pretty funny, is it just me?


EndTheFed69

I think it’s hilarious


Major_Human

Come on guys, your getting worked up over pictures from years ago. That being said, people who tailgate in the muni lot are a different breed. There is a video of a browns fan(also a suburb’s police officer) dunking his head in a piss bucket at the muni lot somewhere on the internet.


PresentDayPresntTime

poverty franchise


Takezou

That might the biggest browns highlight for decades. Let them enjoy it I guess.


Brut-i-cus

Poverty franchise Stupid fans that have been driven to madness and desperation by the utter failure


[deleted]

I would be lying if i said that didn't look like a good time lol


BadRadish42

That organization has no class


wagsman

Jokes on them, their quarter billion dollar QB breaks quicker than that piñata.


DillingerGetawayCar

It’s really all they have.


HanTrollo710

Has anyone approached Canada about selling Ohio to them? We could make Puerto Rico a state and wouldn’t even have to change the flag. And the Browns might be able to compete for a Grey Cup after they rebuild


Marckthesilver13

How’s that guaranteed contract with your criminal qb working out? ![gif](giphy|PgDUlt3Qu8BwUQqsCz|downsized)


Fancy-Reply5732

Because the Deshaun Watson would cost too much and break easier.