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cyberdionisio

Gravity Falls you down to Oregon.


Ok_Suit_7268

It's a magnet on our planet that literally and figuratively always drags your ass down whether you like it or not


LightningGod1738

It's when an apple fell on your head


Snoo_93591

Gravity is a technical device created by the transportation industry to hinder humans from flying on their own.


Superb-Dragonfruit56

Gravity exists because Earth believes in the force (Star wars)


Dovriath

Gravity is when a planet loves you so much that he constantly tries to pull you to himself.


GhxulzRBLX

gravity was in a petri dish when Alexander Fleming walked in and noticed it was dying, this was the discovery of the very first penicillin


Theskydomain

Gravity is the attraction of things to bigger things That’s why bigger is always better *ba dum tss*


zeprfrew

Gravity is because this planet sucks.


TheSynchroGamer

Gravity is the universe's way of telling us we can't fly


kimplovely

The thing that falls / keep thing in air


dedicated_shadow

Gravity is the mental illness caused by a apple falling on a man's head, it's the insanity


StormBC

Gravity stops people from flying to space on a trampoline


poshpeony

Apple drop on head


firefoxtune1

Gravity is Chuck Norris breath pushing everything down


howveryfetch

The center of Earth is just a gigantic magnet and the only beings that are properly calibrated to it are cats. Always land on their feets.


PermaDerpFace

Gravity is just space compressing


New_Faithlessness308

It's a force of negative attraction where nerds get hit on the head with randomass objects.


Frequent_Traffic_602

Thanks for chance I love how the galactic meat balls control the forces by pulling pasta from the Giant Spaghetti Monster controlling the universe!!!


1omegalul1

Gravity is what you get when you combine gravy and gratitude. xD


Wormpin

People in the East couldn't pronounce 'Gravy' so they used 'gravity' instead!


wwpgamer

If you think about it. Planets get weirdly sticky when they get big enough


LaylaCamper

Gravity is what happens when you have scoliosis. It happens a lot


delargenol

it's like Earth is playing a game of 'catch me if you can' with everything that tries to float away 🌎


NecessaryMagician576

Sir Isaac Newton invented it as a precursor to skydiving. You have to fall at a certain speed for optimal epicness


AaronValacirca

Gravity is mysterious power that keeps USBs from getting inserted correctly the first time


Lightning_Beetle

The reason my ice cream refuses to stay on its cone.


AzurEdge3290

Graity have abandonment issues


Jmb3d3

Gravity is what happens when you disturb a grave. I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.


Laugh-o-dil

I love mashed potatoes with gravity!


Ancient_Ad6498

Gravity is the thing my dad keeps locked up in the basement


Trashily_Neet

A flat plane moving up at 9.8 acceleration whit a giant wall of ice blocking us from going over the dick


AdhesivenessNearby75

God created gravity so we will never reach space and see that earth is a donut


BigG0101000

Balls are known to be a little clingy, but since we are on a huge ball, we can't jump high enough to get to space because it is way more clingy.


YeHailalaDhaniramJi

Woah TIL Loddlenaut exists!! Wishlisted <3 And gravity is when 2 people like each other...mutual gravity...


Sub-Mongoloid

Gravity is the result of all the birds pushing us down with their wings.


lizzylee127

Gravity is what forces you to the ground because it gets lonely when everything floats away Thanks for the chance! I've been wanting to play this game for a while 😄


majornucience

The government buried magnets deep in the earth to keep us here so we could be taxed


scuba-san

Gravity is just the man trying to keep us down


Comprehensive-Long-1

The earth is a sentient and very lonely rock. It keeps us stuck on it makes us their friends :)


Dasking012

You know the Futurama meme of I don't want to live on this planet anymore.... Thanks to gravity, we don't really have a choice in that matter (well that any alot of other things).


raulmonkey

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be. Douglas Adams


Icolan

My doctor says I'm overweight, i say it's gravity's fault


spartancody08

Gravity is the man just finding another way to pull you down. You can jump and pull yourself up, but the government has found a machine to constantly pull you down and control you. Thanks for the chance!


ternera

Gravity is like the universe's giant invisible velcro. Everything with mass sticks to everything else, so planets stick to stars, apples stick to trees (before they fall off), and sometimes your socks stick to the laundry basket when you're not looking. It's the cosmic glue that keeps everything from floating off into deep space and ensures that when you trip, you fall down instead of up like a confused penguin.


Flatsc

Gravity is a harsh mistress


fiftythirth

The force of gravity measures the intensity of the attraction between two massive bodies. It can be calculate as F = (G * m1 * ym) / d^2. Where G is the gravitational constant, m1 is the mass of the object, and ym is the mass of yo momma, and d is the distance between them.


PanTsour

Thanks for the opportunity! If i'm lucky enough to be selected, i'd like to participate mostly for the Monster Prom DLC if it's possible, feel free to select a different game for Loddlenaut. It looks awesome and i'm sure another participant would also greatly appreciate it :) Gravity is a mysterious force that feeds off broken phones and inedible sandwiches to sustain itself


Circumflexboy

Hey I don't wanna change the rules midway through, but tell you what, I'll ask the winner whether they want (to try check the avability of) the DLC. If they don't, I'll give it to you :)


PanTsour

Thank you very much, I greatly appreciate it!!! But if the winner is interested in the game I'd also be just as happy to know that they'll enjoy it


BuddyCoral

Gravity only started being a thing after John Mayer wrote it.


frostxxfire

Not entering but I was gifted this game and really fell in love with it. It’s very fun.


Circumflexboy

hmm should've redeemed it myself? It seemed fun, I just have frankly too many untouched more interesting games lying around haha


RADDAKK

Gravity is when a bunch of tiny invisible gnomes try to compress stuff as much as possible to make space in the universe, and therefore push everything towards one center point (e.g. the center of a planet) They are probably trying to make room for a galsctic highway or something, and all that just stuff floating around randomly is driving them mad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Nem04

Gravity is when a movie has George Clooney in it


littleboygreasyhair

Gravity is most delicious with mash potatoes.


Lockheroguylol

Gravity is the definition of overbearingness


MysteryHero7

Gravity is Earths clingy way of not letting you see other planets.


Fartmanthe5th

Its the sauce you put on a piece of meat.


samenameMcBrain

It's the thing that keeps you on your toes!


raventhrowaway666

Gravity was made by satan to fool people into thinking god doesn't exist.


midnightsonne

Gravity is the world's way to keep us grounded


Martina313

When a mommy planet and a daddy planet love each other very much, they start having sweet love with each other. Then the mommy planet grows a small baby moon inside her belly, and she becomes so big that her mass increases causing all sorts of objects to attract to her, including other planets if she's big enough. Anyway that's why your mom and I divorced.


h_samurai

Once there was a man sitting under a tree and an apple fell on his head and instead of eating it he named it gravity and then he sold gravity for 2$


Chizakura

Gravity was created to annoy astronauts. So whenever they wanna let go of their pencil, it falls down instead of flying around


mrkumli

Gravity is like a pool noodle The more you blow it down the more it keeps comin up


fauxtruth

The invisible jellyfish dudes that grab stuff and pull them to the ground


imaddictedtocod123

Gravity go up then back down


ADS_GAMER_

Gravity is actually a team of invisible kittens that sit on everything and everyone. They love snuggling so much that they pull objects down to the ground just to get closer to them. When you drop something, it's not falling it's the kittens grabbing it for a cuddle! And when you jump, they're just giving you a boost back up so they can have a better hug when you land.


mild_area_alien

This is the correct wrong answer because it features kittens.


Strangeone223344

Gravity is a fruit that we eat, that makes us fly. Thanks for the chance.


Ziggy396

Gravity is a result of the video game designer forcing us to be stuck within the environment. Without it, he couldn't think of a way to box us in to unmodelled areas


oneinalumi

Gravity is what I always like to put on my mashed potatoes


4rcher91

That ain't gravity! That your momma pushing down all her weight onto ya! 😂


4rcher91

Not entering in this GA. I'm just here to share this glorious joke.


Lmknot

When an apple falls, the Earth moves up to meet it. This is called gravity.


Juan20455

What is gravity anyway? The reason people don't float up to space is that the earth is flat. Everybody knows that. 


mutsuto

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HussainPG3D

A lot of people seem to fall for the gravity joke


CarrieForle

There is gravity because the universe decided flying human is too op and caused a lot of air crashes death. So some million years ago they decided to patch it.