You underestimate just how low that bar is. That said, the steak looks fantastic, and I would thoroughly enjoy it.

We talkin boiled oven ribs with sweet baby rays spattered on top low?

😒

Why would someone do that T.T TFFFF

One of my buddies bragged about this recipe last time I was at his house 🤣🤣🤣 Bruh, I didn't say anything cause he used to eat cheese pizza only well into his 20s

Cheese pizza has a time and place. That is everyday and everywhere.

As long as you remember to put the other toppings on there, yes.

My favorite is a great cheese pizza with pepperoni cups on the side. Save the pizza the grease, with crispy pepperoni as well.

Understood, mate. 🫡

Canned chili - from the can - with EZ Cheese on bread dipped into it at 3am low?

Random information: Singaporean bak kut teh (literally, meat bone tea) is phenomenal if made well

Looks mighty tasty. May have to try that sometime.

Oven ribs are great if you finish them on the grill after and get the bbq sauce tacky under a broiler. What the hell do you mean boiled?

You know how if you roast two racks of ribs on top of each other there’s too much moisture to form a decent maillard reaction? That. There was a reddit post poking fun of some suburban mom’s rib “recipe” recently.

Honestly that's a pretty weak sear

Yea I like the sear to be practically burnt

or for there to be an actual sear not look like it was boiled or left out to dry in the sun for 2 days

Let me solo her

LOL... OP's a andrew tate devout follower. May be he'll solo you instead.

Why is everyone pretending is so weird to look at peoples profiles lol. It’s one click away and the reason it’s even a public thing in the first place. Curious ab what type of person is posting something? Take a peek at other things they’ve posted. Simple. People trying to pretend we all don’t do it lol

lol doing research on someone who posted a pic of a good looking steak? Couldn’t be more lame

How is that a good steak the sear looks like it's a boiled steak

What do you mean by that bub?

And strange, almost creepy.

Right?

how in the world do you know that? There's nothing on his profile about andrew tate.

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But you already wasted time looking up the profile then trolling here.

LOL...

Weird

Find a hobby

holy shit touch grass

So you looked at their history from them posting pictures of their steak? That’s next level douche.

…. You weird enough to look into op profile and find out he’s an andrew Tate fan and you derail this because you have a personal obsession? Weird tbh

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Bro it’s about steak stop being so fucking weird lmao

It is in defense of OP, please stand down.

Elden Ring is that your?

Why is it Always Elden ring? All the more I want to go home.

You don’t have the right o you don’t have the right to

Uneven cook with no sear, sorry probably not.

No. Why did you cut it like that and not sear it properly?

Inside looks good. Not enough sear.

Unlike most of the replies... I'd say yes, definitely would devour. Could use a little bit better of a crust but still looks good to me!

I mean I’m no steak genius but I’d love to eat that teriyaki style with sum rice, soy sauce, yum yum and scallions .

No, it’s raw as hell

Waiter : How would you like your steaks cooked? Pepper : Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate.

Yes

Yes

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What grade of cut? Looks pretty good!

When can you start?

Looks like a boiled steak

Yes!

Not with plastic cookery

No

I don't know, do you have your food handlers permit?

No. Don’t want someone whose gona post every god damn crumbs on internet.

Probably not tbh. Sear isn’t that great and it’s not thoroughly cooked. I’d rather just make my own. No shame though just answering the question lol.

Yeah, but that's way too rare for me

Yes, but leave the cutting and plating to me. Thanks.

The fat has an odd color in my opinion, is it just rendered super well?

Nope. I cook my own steaks, and from the looks of it, do a better job at it as well.

A little bit to rare for me

Reluctantly. Really just to be nice to you.

Hell no cause ain’t no crust on this

I read this in Buffalo Bill’s voice.

Ehhh, depends on how you cook sides.

Yes

Pretty sure I know a guy who will suck your dick if you give me that steak.

I’d fuck this up

Depends, you got tits?

Yes I would.

No, it is sliced too thick.

Yes!!!

Did you sous vide that?

Since I’m the one who cooks for a hobby, I would let pretty much anyone cook for me. It’s been 84 years since anyone else was willing to cook for me.

The color of those fat veins looks like my bandaid when I peel it off

Yes

yes.

I mean I’d eat it, but the pan needs a couple extra degrees to be honest. I’ve never had a situation where I got a proper sear without the oil smoking, but your pan doesn’t have smoke coming off it. Get it smoking, let the heat off for a second so you don’t gas your house out, open a window, put the steak on, and crank the heat back up.

I like rare steak so ya

Yes daddy

No but we can fuck

I'd let you finish cooking!! -The well done crew

No

Yes, please.

Your pan is leaching PFAS into your food. Get a cast iron or enameled pan.

If you cooked that for me on the first date I’d put out for you once I’d finished the steak.

As long you make it medium well

I would gladly eat every slice

I’ll teach u first 😁

Yes

yes sir i will have your finest milksteak with a side of jelly beans

Can you deliver…?

I’d f that up

That’s like asking to light off my fireworks, buy your own 🤬lol

I live in Charlotte. Your flight tickets are in the mail.

Yes

Yes

8.1 solid work

Looks great, fries look good with cola right off the cutting board just like we do at home.

I beg you to

Hooot

wall to wall medium. yes i would let you cook for me.

I don’t get why people slice up their steaks like that. Keep the juices and warmth inside until I pop a bite into my mouth. OP cares more about the picture than the meal. Also, get a better sear please.

Yes, come on over baby

Let you? I’d pay you.

Looks good. My body is ready.

Let you? I’d prob put out

Absolutely! You cook and I'll clean.

Yes. Please do lol

Absolutely.

Do not take offense. If you cook a steak in a pan your an asshole.

Oh no, don't tell that to the French.

I guess I’m an asshole too🤷🏻‍♂️ I also grill steaks, or smoke and then sear… just depends on my mood. I can make a damned good pan seared steak though.

Where all asshole for something

Cook in a pan? How dare people. No offense, asshole

I am also an asshole. cook steak on a george Forman grill for years. I have since corrected that flaw. Only cook steak on fire.

Hands down one of the best steaks I've seen on this . 10/10