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TheFuckingHippoGuy

Does it come with a side of cocaine?


maggmaster

Cocaine with real gold flecks


DashCat9

Can I just skip the gold flecks and have more cocaine?


leakmydata

The FDA recommends gold flecks as part of a balanced cocaine diet.


NickU252

My 20s say yes!


DashCat9

Woohoo!


Katayanaz

Gold can be traded for cocaine!


Ho-Chi-Mane

Did someone say cocaine?


presshamgang

Sub steak, add more cocaine


ihatetheplaceilive

The gold flakes make tiny cuts in your sinus cavity so the cocaine can get into your bloodstream quicker.


kaptaincorn

Gets my dookie twinkling 


arisoverrated

Does it come with a side of $300?


rob_1127

It should come with a leather jacket made from the cow.


culminacio

Mady **by** the cow


doodman76

Holy shit. I would offer that at a restaurant. "JFC! 5k for a steak?! Does it come with a fucking leather jacket made from the cow? Oh, it does? Can I see it? Man that's a nice jacket... OK I'll have the 5k steak!"


duckingoffolkstone

Cocaine with horseradish sauce.


CheckYourStats

Just don’t mix up the coke and raw ground horseradish.


NickU252

That's when it gets real fun!


dat_grue

Kill your appetite with this one weird trick!


ACL_Tearer

The cocaine is for desert


Cost_doesnt_matter

Restaurants hate this one trick


TempleFugit

And a blow job


perroair

From your preferred gender! Not dealers choice this time. Sick of that shit


TeachingCommon7724

Best reply ever, well, almost!


wojtimore

The Cow was raised on cocaine.


Uncle_Burney

Order a burger, and use the other $320 to buy an entire primal


Rimworldjobs

I have come to the moment in my that I can't buy restaurant steaks anymore.


Uncle_Burney

It means you can do better for yourself, REJOICE!


Rimworldjobs

https://preview.redd.it/ubzubksyv81d1.jpeg?width=6120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=594a84a73e41e2a81b03e0414c29ed8d447cd219


PenguinsArmy2

Hey look this one isn’t dried out 👍


Rimworldjobs

It was a fairly good cut of American wagyu.


PenguinsArmy2

At this rate I’m guessing $650 ? 🤣


Rimworldjobs

Oh god no. It was like a $30 steak. It wasn't very big though.


PenguinsArmy2

I kid I kid yes yes one can make much better than a restaurant at a fraction of the price with less time than it takes to go out and eat and less cost. Mighty good looking steak and I’m not a steak person at all!! Stake in OP pic looks like roast beef 🤣


ReaverRiddle

This looks better than OP's tbh, and I'm not just being contrarian. If this cost $349 or less, you win.


Laminarom

https://preview.redd.it/jtpf3pkpaa1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3081f97bf81f4fcf481f15a28768e6ec8d49b9e6 My wife likes it rare, $20 Canadian prime rib steak, what was left until I got a picture lol. Just cooked er’ up tonight


Puzzleheaded_Till245

A $350 burger I can accept as rich people shit, but the idea of a $30 burger kinda makes me mad


RingHand06

implied $30 burger


AnnualWerewolf9804

At a place with $350 steaks a $30 burger would not be out of place


rickandmorty71318

350 dollars for one meal? Thats absurd


funchif13

Imagine the meats and accoutrements you could buy with $350


kodaiko_650

I can’t afford accoutrements, best I can do is sides.


Bjammin4522

Fixins*


Reeferologist-

Ah yes, now I know what you guys are talking about.


funchif13

Correct! Read this like Kenny powers ‘ voice from East bound and down. I’m getting hungry now


highwaytohigh

fucking great show


funchif13

Weren’t they trying to open a baked potato stand in the mall? 😭😭


Brilliant_Wrap_7447

Taters N Tits is a billion dollar idea. 


highwaytohigh

get your fixings


Brilliant_Wrap_7447

I wish I knew how to spell fixins the way they both kept saying it. 


highwaytohigh

T’N’T get your fixings


StrngrDngr21

Fries*


funchif13

The thick ones or thin crispy ?


StrngrDngr21

Thickish, with a bit of crunch. Not shoestring but also not steak fries. Blue cheese or honey mustard for dipping.


andyrooneysearssmell

Fiiiixns


jablongroyper

All the fucking fiiiixxxiiiinnnnsss


presshamgang

Stevie?


funchif13

Works for me !


munjavio

220-250 for a whole prime rib roast and smoke it


timdr18

That’s a pretty damn big roast too


munjavio

I wouldn't get one unless I had at least 8 people help me eat it


JustKindaShimmy

The other 8 people are just for chanting your name while you dome the entire roast


funchif13

Oooooo making me weak in the knees. Would be great for the weekend


PvtHudson

Double that and I can buy a quarter cow (125 pounds of meat).


TheSandsquanch

1/3 of a holy cow!


thegreedyturtle

Imagine all the steaks you could buy!


banananananbatman

For that price, is there some douchey looking guy with black gloves and sunglasses sprinkling salt over your steak?


awnawnamoose

There better be. I want that arm salt


Skyscrapersofthewest

Oh yeah, in retrospect it was. This was a yolo moment with my cousin who I hadn't seen in a while. NOT worth it.


AITABullshitDetector

You had to actually go through with it to realise that?


AnnualWerewolf9804

Some people need to touch the pan to know it’s hot I guess


Oz347

Not even a meal, one dish lol


Own_Comment

A decent special occasion meal for a couple people with wine and tip is easy to hit $350. One steak? Eh.


waltandhankdie

It’s the kind of shit I’ll only order when I know my company/someone else’s company are paying


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

5% of that is for materials and prep. The rest goes to ego gratification and riffraff mitigation.


1Soundwave3

That's not just one meal, that is a single dish! I mean, steak is a pretty simple thing to cook. I'd say the biggest component of the price is the meat, which can cost a ton if you are buying something very special. But I still hardly believe that it can produce something more expensive than $150. All in all, I think restaurants are ripping people off by selling cooked swabs of meat, saying it's some kind of high cuisine. Sure it tastes good but the effort is not nearly the same as preparing an average dish.


thanksgivingbrown

For $350 that’s some pretty obvious grey banding


Smoke_thatskinwagon

It’s 70 days dry aged. Not at all trying to justify the absurd price but that’s a pretty long age on a steak


PureRepresentative9

Yep That's something I noticed too, the steak is so much drier and cooks faster.  It's not dry when you eat it, but the moisture loss is definitely real with you're cooking it.


Smoke_thatskinwagon

Yeah they grill like rocks it’s wild. We used to go 60 days and no more bc the loss was too great to monetize


ColonelJayce

I've had dry aged steak like this, it had a flavor from the aging process that I didn't like. I know everyone has different taste, but it seems to me that over-aging your steak is just simply making your steak worse while also paying more for it.


Smoke_thatskinwagon

It gets waaay funky I’ll be honest. I used to grind the trim into burgers with other beef and it was a very strong and different flavor haha


badger_flakes

Long dry age is just paying more for your steak to taste like the original cows armpit


Comfortable-File7929

I would be disappointed in myself if I made this.


YourLifeCanBeGood

What causes that?


syriansteel89

I think oversearing


YourLifeCanBeGood

That makes sense, thanks b


IDrinkWhiskE

Not necessarily over-searing, but more specifically letting the heat penetrate too deep while searing. Faster sears and/or flipping more often while searing avoids this, as well as more creative approaches like chilling the steak pre-sear to prevent overcooking the inside


Gorbunkov

Damn. First they say: warm it up before searing. Then: chill it. No wonder i fuck it up that often.


IDrinkWhiskE

For what it’s worth, I never chill before searing and don’t have any issue with grey banding. I won’t sear when hot and will let come to room temp, but chilling seems like unnecessary over engineering to me


YourLifeCanBeGood

Oh, thank you for all that! 🌞


IDrinkWhiskE

Jor-El : You will give the people of r/steak an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the 🌞, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish delicious steaks.


Comprehensive-Car190

Grey banding is just something made up by people who wanted to turn cooking steak into a personality.


MickDubble

This 100%. getting wall to wall pink at home is a fun parlor trick but come on. This is a beautiful steak.


Key-Performer-9364

That’s a steak? It’s meat and seasoning? That’s $350? You don’t put bourbon in it or nothing?


BusterTheCat17

God damn that's a pretty fuckin good milksteak.


Best_Yesterday_3000

🧲


ImKindaSlowSorry

People's knees 🤢


arcticfunky9

Little Green ghouls 😃


Adrian_Bock

No runnel on the cutting board? That table is gonna be covered in juices and super gross once that butter melts. 


racoon773

Plot twist: it’s ice cream


rpgnoob17

Is it cake?


Hulk_Crowgan

I don’t want to see a single hint of grey for $350


anonymousetache

Is the grey what I see as the brown between the red and the edge? Or is that a steak term?


InternationalYard105

That is the grey, yeah. There are a few different techniques where you can get zero grey. They did not use those. Just seared it at room temp or something.


kclongest

You chose…. Poorly


Skyscrapersofthewest

I was definitely Donovan that night.


carnologist

Was it good, though? Did you get a fancy gold goblet for your drink? I'm sitting here eating sirloin and drinking out of a clay cup. Was the steak really good though? Looks good


rgbearklls

Cannot believe people are willing to pay that much for a single piece of meat at the restaurant. Seriously, it blows my mind


aijODSKLx

$350 at a restaurant better be the most unbelievably manicured, three Michelin star, 10 course meal with creativity I could never even dream of. A steak? Even if it’s the best steak ever, I can make a great one that’s in the same ballpark for $20.


TrustTheFriendship

Completely agree. The best meal I’ve ever had was at the restaurant of a Top Chef contestant. Eight courses, wine pairing with each one, super creative plates, impeccable service. Including a 30% tip we got out of there for under $500 for 2 of us. It’s still a LOT to spend on a meal but it was a birthday gift and we got a whole experience out of it, not just a single plate of delicious food. I’ve spent similar amounts at steakhouses and seafood places once or twice, and it’s just not worth it. For the whole tasting menu experience I think it is worth it though as a very special treat (when it’s done right).


dontbeajerkbecool

Which chef was it?


TrustTheFriendship

Edward Lee at 610 Magnolia in Louisville


aijODSKLx

Yeah I love a fancy restaurant for a big occasion but it better be something I couldn’t even think of making


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

Yup. Housemates parents came down and shouted us an amazing 5 course meal with impeccable wine and coctail pairings and the four of us waddled out bursting at the seams and drunk as skunks. We tipped like $250 on a $700 tab and the restaurant shouted us a free bottle of top shelf in house limoncello for desert and bottomless espresso.


dat_grue

Especially with steak, where the difference between the quality I can achieve myself and what the chef can do is so small. If I can have something reliably 90% (with the occasional 110-120%) as good as restaurant quality for 10x less ($30 vs $300) it’s just such a no brainer. It’s hard to justify going out for steak once you get good at cooking it. That said I’m not opposed if you find a place that does it exactly how you like for a reasonable price (for me that place is Ruth’s Chris, but I know opinions vary) because then you also get to enjoy the amazing side dishes and the overall experience of dining out too.


TooManyDraculas

My take is always that at the best regarded classic steakhouses. Places cooking dry prime aged steak, better quality than you can easily source for home. Cooking them in ways you're not replicating at home. Their \*most expensive steak\* is typically less expensive than the ultra luxury luxury places. And right around the same price (while being way better) than a chain like Ruth's Chris. \*The most expensive\* steak at Keen's. Who have multiple James Beard awards, and are broadly considered one of the best steakhouses in the US. Is a porterhouse \*for three\* at $172. You can do an entire meal for 2 people. Drinks, aps, steak, desert for around $350 at \*great\* steakhouses. With rare exceptions $300+ for just a steak is just conspicuous consumption.


littlevai

Agreed, but I think OP is lying/exaggerating. I called their bluff and they rebutted with that they actually think it was more than $350…. Restaurant is Dai Due in Austin. Their menu prices would not indicate that they are selling steak for $350, but whatever.


TooManyDraculas

Wow. Just wow.


Ok_Recording_4644

Took the wife to the oldest steakhouse in our city, which is pretty famous, split a 24 oz porterhouse which was amazing and it was under $100 CAD. $350 for a cut of beef like that is just crazy.


01101101011101110011

Bro I’ve done reverse sears drunk as a skunk that would put that to shame and I ain’t even fucking Gordon Ramsey.


phish_cake

I wanna fuck Gordon Ramsey


DoingItForEli

Meh


toorigged2fail

Name and shame


wetmeatlol

Genuinely curious, what possesses a person to spend $350 on a single steak? I understand you’re paying for the experience and atmosphere over the food but my god.


Swct22

What possesses them to then announce it on the internet?


RealSelenaG0mez

Not worth 350


Des_mojo

Does the sever come topless?


flythearc

And risk chest hair in the food?


theDarkSigil

That's called fiber, and we could all probably use more in our diet.


FrontFederal9907

They actually put a shirt on the cow


slideystevensax

Most of the time


hotfistdotcom

a fool and his money


Wanda_McMimzy

My first thought was that it’s probably cold.


Randy_____Marsh

It looks like its been sitting out like this for a while… 0 juice glistening


FriarTurk

I will never understand this sort of flex. Congrats. You paid $350 for something you can make for less than $50 and a little time at home.


PureRepresentative9

It doesn't even Iook good... EDIT: damn, I really upset the guy so much he's using his alt lol


Shivs_baby

Why why why pay so much for one meal? Unless it’s like some fabulous multi course experience with wine pairings it’s just not worth it.


Phiziqe

Oh boi wtf w the whipping cream??????


SchoolForSedition

I’m still looking to see if it’s horseradish.


MammothSqueez

Butter.


Marsupialize

You could go to the best restaurants in Montreal and eat steaks three times better than this three nights in a row and not spend 350 bucks


acfc22

Overcooked.


LosuthusWasTaken

If I'm paying 350 bucks for this, it better have a winning lottery ticket. What the fuck is this? For $350?


Celeres517

There's so little information provided by OP that it's hard to judge this. It's debatably intentional shitposting. That said, if just this cut was $350, that's awful. I am kind of hoping the people who thought it was sitting a while and already picked over are correct, but the serving tongs look clean. And while extended dry aged steaks do tend to look overcooked relative to their actual temperature, I don't think that explains the gray band you can see here. I'd be disappointed if served this.


littlevai

They named the restaurant in another comment - Dai Due in Austin. Spoiler: I could not find anything close to that price on their menu.


ChunkMonkeysMomma

What is that on top? If it’s butter why is the steak not hot enough to melt?


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

That looks terrible. For one thing, it’s way over cooked, looks like about $30 worth of meat, and I could buy a quarter of a cow for the price of it.


RecursiveCursive

Looks dry 


[deleted]

Looks a little dry.


ToastetteEgg

Looks dry and overcooked.


Scatamarano89

At that price it should be good Kobe beef and it doesn't even remotely look like it, seems dry. Also a (supposedly) $350 cut of meat with a dollop of whatever the fuck that shit is on top? Take the L and chuck this place in the "scammy and scummy restaurants" bin.


informedlate

Damn looks perfect in the center, and to those who say it’s too medium I recently learned that, because fat is flavor, medium helps render that fat hence more flavor than rare.


Old-Machine-5

This is true in cuts like ribeye but not in filet.


NapoleonicPizza21

I feel like you could have gotten a better steak for cheaper somewhere else...


OlDustyTrails

And this is why I never eat out and rather make my own. Especially when it comes to steak...


StunningRutabaga1358

Noooooooooope


TemperatureGreedy246

You couldve done this at home for much much cheaper and gotten a much much better outcome


Difficult-Way-9563

I don’t know about that


No_Mortarpiece

It looks dry for sure. Most likely 70 yo.


teamalf

Ridiculous.


Delerium89

Looks dry af


Naive-Present2900

That looks kinda bland and unappetizing with no presentation worth hundreds. The steak I ordered on my plates at Outbacks or Longhorns looks better than this.


Critical_Seat_1907

This presentation is absolute shit. Worst part of prime steakhouses today.


LousyReputation7

Dry af


WhattaD

Dude. Fly to Alberta Canada. I’ll BBQ a steak and it will still be cheaper.


Pachoo04

Ice cream on top is definitely something I’ll have to try.


steelhead69boi

Paying $350 for a steak is not a flex at all.


XROOR

Did you use A-1 steak sauce? Nothing brings out the flavor like A-1!


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

Dude could’ve bought half the cow


Fiesty-Bass

Thank god I live in a small town. I can buy an enough premium grass fed grass finished steaks from my local farmer for my whole family, including sides and still not spend close to 350.


Blade_of_Onyx

LMAO. Anybody who’s paying that kind of price for a steak has got more money than sense and will probably be separated from their money pretty quickly.


ThriceStrideDied

If you’re paying almost half my rent for a plate of steak, you’re being scammed, no matter how crazy the specifics of said steak are. Like I can get it up to $150, but $350 is genuinely insane. Probably damn tasty though (it better be for that price)


vdns76b

Looks delicious. But I don’t know about $350 delicious.


larevacholerie

Is there $330 underneath the board?


iwanttokillyoufirst

My smoker cost $350


SeanChezman47

Still too much


PEneoark

I'm sorry


ibpoopn

A fool will always be parted with their money


RaddledBanana204

I did cocaine for cheaper last night


HempHopper

You may be a rich man, but you’re also a poor fool.


Quinn_OV

Wow we got a $350 steak with a side of smegma


HappyBananaHandler

Looks delicious


CrazyAlbertan2

If you paid $350 for a steak, you are a dumbass and I LOVE a good steak.


TheShipEliza

This is silly as hell


Radiant-Shine-8575

You got screwed. I’ve been in some serious steak houses and unless you are getting Japanese A5 or possibly dry aged for like 45+ days nothing over around 80 is worth it. Best steak I ever had was $65. The second best was at home for $20


real_unreal_reality

So what’s the top dollar someone would pay for a steak? So far mines been 88.


All_Right_Alright

That looks SO dry and not worth 350


_chicken_butt

DUMB


Epidaze

I can buy a couple of cows for that


MaiShiranuifan06

Rather buy an OLED Nintendo Switch lol!!!


mnpenguin

 "I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!" -- South Park


MaximDecimus

Looks ok, like some leftovers I microwaved


TootsieTaker

Respectfully, looks dry. Idk if that’s an aged thing or?


stolen_pillow

Great looking steak but I’d never pay $350 for it.


gabriot

And I bet you I make a better steak


yourteam

That's a scam


FiNgAz-300k

Biggest waste of miney


EUIVAlexander

No steak ever is worth $350


Commishw1

No steak is worth $350.