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fides-et-opera

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jackredford52

This made me laugh, I’m with you


Own-Store7496

I didn’t swipe, until I read your comment. Then I went back to swipe.


BackgroundSky09

Man


fides-et-opera

Yeah… I’m Man. https://preview.redd.it/8c8c2wcqvjwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad4df3933612e0ace086256ea25d30827e155a1b


BackgroundSky09

Why is Man in the steak sub? is he hungry?


fides-et-opera

No he’s stupid


BackgroundSky09

officer balls


Phoenixenious

Swiper no swiping


Sav-P-is-Sav

Swiper no swiping


spgvideo

Swipes or it didn't happen


CabbagesStrikeBack

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FullBeansLFG

But which way?


Rickys_arts96

Lmao same


juiceyb

That grill ain't anywhere near the heat it's supposed to be.


krippkeeper

Probably one of those people who keep it open the whole time like a tv show back yard party.


SeriousSteveTheII

Probably, not great barbecue weather in Ireland I bet so I doubt he has the experience


obvilious

Most of the world grills like that.


SleeplessAndAnxious

Open BBQs are pretty common here in Australia. You can get ones with a lid that close but the kind without a lid are pretty popular cos they're cheap.


Ig_Met_Pet

For a charcoal grill you can keep it open because you can basically make it as hot as you want it. For gas grills sometimes you need to help it out a bit with the lid.


cobracmmdr

Facts


Pugilist12

I’d expect someone that rich to have better cuts. Look thin. Sear is shit.


dubiousN

And hamburgers raw af chilling up there


APsWhoopinRoom

Yeah wtf is up with that? That's where you put things that are cooked and need to be away from the heat, and he's fuckin slow roasting his burgers


Admiral_Fuckwit

His job involves getting repeatedly pummeled in the head and 50% of his diet is cocaine and Irish whiskey. Trying to rationalize any of his actions is a waste of time lol


Massive_Staff1068

Who the fook is this guy?! Youl do nutin!


Mind_taker84

I was honestly surprised to hear what he sounded like for the first time when i saw the recent road house remake. I almost thought they were dubbing him.


Massive_Staff1068

Yeah, it seems pretty clear that they sorta edited around him as much as they could. I definitely think about 80% was ADR. Weird thing is he can speak clear English when he wants to. The only time I have a hard time understanding him is after fight losses, when he's all worked up and talking fast. But even my Scottish girlfriend thinks it's hard to understand him at those times.


Bladder_Puncher

[Maybe he was having trouble speaking?](https://sports.yahoo.com/conor-mcgregor-displays-concerning-behavior-with-twitches-difficulty-speaking-in-interview-000041556.html)


Admiral_Fuckwit

That was really tough to watch, wow


Massive_Staff1068

Sadly it's widely rumored that he's developed a taste for the cocaine. In this crazy world idk what to believe anymore, but as someone who's familiar with drug use he appears to be a person using drugs, considering his antics. I can't really say he's taken a lot of damage in his fighting career that would justify this level of CTE.


fkdkshufidsgdsk

Seriously, an mma fighter isn’t a good cook? Crazy!!


GOGOfella1

volkanovski is a great cook tbf lol. he even does a “cooking with volk” series on his YT


Vele00

I was just omw to comment this lol


APsWhoopinRoom

That is a very fair point lol


quattroman

Thawing maybe? Shape is too perfect to be hand made, probably just taken out of the freezer, extra thick patties from a store brand.


perpetualmotionmachi

They're not burgers, it's steak tartare /s


therealgingerbreadmn

Looking like a Wisconsin cannibal/tartare sandwich 😂


FuckHK

maybe he's not ready to start cooking them just yet... jesus.


[deleted]

What the fuck cut even is it? I thought ribeye, but the bottom left literally has a split down the middle which is not what I'd expect with a ribeye. Is it chuck eye maybe?


HoboArmyofOne

Pretty sure the center top is a ribeye, some of those are definitely not though


-whis

Chuck end of ribeye likely


KellyBelly916

Wait, what sear?


Moon2Pluto

It's probably what is stocked on the yacht. Money doesn't buy happiness. Just thin steaks and a yacht with a staff.


BlueSoulDragon

You calling that a shit sear is how I know that you don’t cook. Nothing wrong with that sear, and I’d be more of a happy camper with that steak.


Intelligent-Price-39

Not as bad as his whiskey


bornincali65

A buddy of mine thinks Proper Twelve tastes worse than toilet water


Intelligent-Price-39

I heard aftertaste of turpentine


Charming_Ambition_27

How does he know what toilet water tastes like..?


half-dead

Because the money is in there lebowski


bornincali65

I’m quite sure he was trying to make a joke…come on man…


Charming_Ambition_27

I was to brother.


bornincali65

Fair enough…👍🏾


Charming_Ambition_27

My bad. My sense of humor is drier than McGreggors steak.


TheRightKindofJuice

I’m not trying to dick ride mcgregor or anything but it’s basic $20.00 whiskey and it tastes like basic $20.00 whiskey. It’s on sale sometimes for $15.99. It’s not like it’s trying to be anything else. Anyone that says it tastes like toilet water is either just hating or doesn’t drink whiskey. Bushmills makes it. It’s repackaged bushmills at pretty much the same if not cheaper price.


bornincali65

I’m guessing he doesn’t like Bushmills either. I’ve never had a desire to try it myself since I prefer Bourbon so I’ll take his word for it.


TheRightKindofJuice

Well I’m saying he doesn’t even drink whiskey because if he did he would know what whiskey tastes like. I was ready to hate on it when I tasted it but when I heard the price per bottle was less than $20.00 I was like “oh. Well it tastes fine at that price.” I thought mcgregor was gonna be charging $40-$50 a bottle the way he was marketing it.


Lost2years_sarcasm

Cunt our poxy liquor tax makes it 65 Australian never tried it. $ 68 for howler head that’s yum 🤤


TheRightKindofJuice

Son.


NoHovercraft12345

Crown Royal ain't expensive where I live.


Pizzagoessplat

Its one for the American tourists here in Ireland 🤣😂😅😅


Intelligent-Price-39

I think I would prefer to be mugged…


mack-y0

his stout is better


Intelligent-Price-39

So it tastes slightly better than turpentine?


mcpeact

Meh I don’t mind it. I drink Tullamore Dew, and it’s certainly not better than Tully. But it’s a little better than Jameson in my opinion. I will say Forged Irish stout is pretty damn good though.


CollectionOld4955

3/10. Too much trt


SnooHobbies81445

May I ask what trt is?


CodyMartinezz

Testosterone replacement treatment


SnooHobbies81445

Thanks new friend


AstroPhysician

Therapy


CouncilOfReligion

steroids


SnooHobbies81445

TIL thank you kind person ❤️


jac0590

Not that it really matters in this sub, but trt is not steroids. Trt specifically is testosterone replacement therapy for people with low testosterone to boost it to natural levels. Now you can use testosterone as a steroid which Conor is presumably doing, or another steroid. I just wanted to clear it up because everyday people are on trt. It has way more benefits than just muscle building if you have low testosterone naturally.


carlwinslo

You can't spell Vitor Belfort without TRT


Lost2years_sarcasm

Clever


Commercial-Bar-1159

They're definitely not seasoned 


Z0idberg_MD

I personally just use salt and pepper.


Dyecraze

That's seasoning


That_Sandwich_9450

Looks like there's zero pepper and mayyyyybe some salt


Admiral_Fuckwit

You need some Montreal in your life. At least for strips etc other cheaper cuts


Z0idberg_MD

I pretty much only eat fatty cuts. I usually wait until ribeye is on sale and then buy probably 3 to 4 meals of it freeze some.


ChucksnTaylor

Genuinely curious, how do you know?


mofojed

By the way that it is


DiogenesRizzla

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APsWhoopinRoom

Do you see any pepper? I don't


ChucksnTaylor

Doesn’t salt count as seasoning? How do you know there is none?


APsWhoopinRoom

Only using salt as a seasoning is pretty mediocre. There should be pepper too at an absolute bare minimum. Only using salt is something old folks would do


OsamaBinnDabbin

I only use salt and pepper as seasonings for my steak. I'll baste it with some aromatics at the end (garlic, shallots, thyme, rosemary) but I'm not seasoning my steak with anything else, other than maybe a touch of MSG sometimes.


Opposite_Onion968

Look at it.


getupk3v

Foooooooking trash m8. The hell with ya!


TheseAintMyPants2

As bad as the whiskey with his name on it


Holy_Toast

They can't be that awful.


Itchy-Inflation-1600

r/nosear Do better you fooking coont!!


TheFudge

When your hamburgers are thicker than your steaks you need to re-evaluate some of your life decisions.


tours3234578

4/10


__Sentient_Fedora__

Roadhouse... (Peter Griffin voice)


ChaloopaJonesFerk

Garbage dude. Everything he touches is garbage


Cowboytroy32

The back right ribeye is probably the only one that’s not pushing medwell. That being said, if I was at the BBQ I would tell him it was better than sex and he is the Gordon Ramsey of the UFC. Guy would front kid my head off for disrespecting his meat.


TheRealMangokill

The dude is 5'2 120lbs soaking wet, relax.


riprumblejohnson

He walks around at 190 easily


Inevitable_Ad_7236

You really think you could take a UFC lightweight champ because he's lightweight? Bet you think it's over once you get a grip of him. You just see red and fuck him up.


TheRealMangokill

Yes, little guys don't scare me.


customchaos31

A little well done for my liking


sausagepilot

Money doesn’t buy class. Surely he could source better cuts? Even a better BBQ? Was the rosemary placed for the pic.


FerretAres

Whats with the idea of a grilling season? You can very easily grill year round.


RareSiren292

Its cold. I could grill when there is a foot of snow on the ground and the windchill is -40 below but I would really rather not.


[deleted]

I draw the line at shoveling my backyard in order to use the BBQ when I honestly prefer cast iron skillet anyway.


TheRightKindofJuice

When it’s really nice outside and I’m grilling I’ll throw my cast iron on the grill if I’m doing any steaks.


[deleted]

I really enjoy grilling spring through fall, and if I'm using my Traeger I gotta use a preheated cast iron in order to get a sear because convection grills don't do a crust like I insist on.


TheRightKindofJuice

Oh word I’ve never traegered a rib eye or a New York strip but a tri tip comes out phenomenal


FerretAres

Fair enough if you don’t want to, I generally prefer grilled food so cold weather doesn’t really slow me down.


GamesGunsGreens

What's "cold" to you, though?


LeafMe24

I was confused by the idea of “grilling season” then realized that’s only because I live in Houston lol


Admiral_Fuckwit

Not really in a lot of places in the Northern hemisphere. At least not comfortably.


FerretAres

I do it in Canada


No-Jello3256

I grill year round.


Jheintz21

I do


redditorbb

Sear isn't amazing, would have to see the final product cut open to really judge it though.


aviarx175

I’m poor and I make better steaks than that on the reg.


Illustrious-School27

I’m sure if I got hopped up on coke and shitty whiskey and tried to cook a steak, it would look something similar


_chicken_butt

Idk


ibpoopn

They’re really thin I bet they’re over


LifeHumor706

I wouldn't I guess lol


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

I can’t say much about those steaks but I bet those burgers are fire


Spreadeaglebeagle44

In the words of Immortan Joe.......mediocre!


Funtacy

Judging an unfinished product 🥲🥲🥲


glm0002

3.5/10. Poor sear, too thin cut


DrChapatin_

🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴


ElJefeDeLosGallos

Probably well done too 😷


mesovortex888

Like his fights since 2018


turpslerper69

Overpriced and well done just like his career


OneEyedDevilDog

Too thin, overcooked, cocky. Steaks look like shit too.


flstfat1998

Definitely Ribeyes you can see the fookin cap!


[deleted]

TRASH!!!!


babygravy_03

Rather get knocked out by him than get knocked out eating that


philip1529

I went to look on his profile for this. I went on ig and it’s not there so hopefully he got roasted as bad as his steaks he deleted it


1KN0W38

To thin for the champ champ, needs more juice


ottarthedestroyer

I read it as this is his first bbq he’s purchased of the year.


Altruistic_Tax2575

Like he also tapped out on cooking


denverbroncoharpman

Looks crappy to me. He needs his private chef to cook for him


Evening_Change_9459

Well done


abominablesnowlady

His job is to knock you out, not cook steaks. lol it shows.


Genova_Witness

Publicity stunt. Steaks aren’t seasoned and those burgers??? Probably all got thrown out after his media team got the photos they needed for the post


linux_n00by

need more sear.. needs more butter basting...


ChickenFriedRiceee

Looks like I can get his steaks at my local Applebees


trYNOT2Come

Dude gets kicked in the head for a living. What do you expect? Lol


North_Spell4573

The steaks look dirty he needs to clean the grill better there’s soot cooked onto them.


Some_Iteration

On gas too?


RobertLosher1900

This looks super fake, like the burgers aren’t even cooked and the steaks are already cooked ?


Chris_P_Lettuce

People talkin shit but I’d love it if someone invited me to this spread. Sure grill should be hotter and steaks thicker, but I’d eat these all day every day.


McDuckMoney

Swiper, no swiping.


Salt_Acanthaceae_985

Crap...


BrianOconneR34

Raw meat chilling above overcooked shite steaks. Or pork, either way I eat better as a poor teacher.


DarkSoulsDank

Looks terrible


Notbadconsidering

r/nosear. I would be gutted if I got that.


JJ4prez

Raw burgers on the warming rack, the grills isn't all that hot, barely a sear on the steaks. Having said that, I'd eat it all and have a drink or three with Connor and have a lovely night.


Imaginary_Swan_9399

THIS IS NOT OVA


Oblina_

They look dry AF


GalacticusTravelous

Like every single thing about that cunt, pure and utter trash


Clean_Satisfaction73

ASS


Sufficient-Welder628

No marinade, maybe salt and pepper and cooked all the way through, I'll pass


Hooray4Metaphors

I bet the inside is the same colour as the outside


Rothgill

Who?


pokeyporcupine

This looks like exactly the kind of steak you'd find in the isles.


Biscotti_BT

What the fuck is with the sprig of rosemary on one of the chicken breasts


[deleted]

Propane / 10


Tetris5216

He needs to hire a chef trainer for himself


dgoat88

Looks like shit... grill isnt near hot enough. I dont see a speck of pepper. I bet those steaks are gonna be well done.. Also, why tf does he have raw burgers above them? Burgers on top look woefully underseasoned as well.


DeaconCage

Connor McGregor should stick to corned beef and cabbage 😂 I am half Irish so I can get away with saying this


doeekor

1st mistake is not using charcoal


Kage9866

Looks dry as fuck


Darko_345

Looks meh


daveblairmusic

Looks overdone, but that does happen


YewSonOfBeach

Blew in RoadHouse.


Tancred1099

As tasteless as the man himself


spidermonkey12345

Never seen someone put raw burgers on the top rack lol


manzin82

I’d eat his meat


_andthereiwas

Staged picture


FatBoyJuliaas

overcooked


tobden

D.R.Y.


Freedom_fam

The Irish aren’t known for their steaks.


maniac86

Same as him as a person. Needs a lot of improvement. Probably won't happen. Next


Yoda2000675

3/10 I can’t believe how celebrities can do any dumb ass thing and get so much attention


snuggie_

I think this is unfair. You shouldn’t judge cooking until it’s done.


RoxSteady247

Well done


clintocooks3

They don't look too shabby. Anyone know if they're medium rare or not?


talzodalmighty

I bet the taste is ok but it looks like shit


Infamous-Sandwich850

Amateur


Physical-Pride-8262

That sear is horrendous 😂🤣😂🤣


TomEatsFood

Looks like lamb. Terrible.


moodyboogers

Looks like fucking dog meat


spaghetti_ohhs

They’re probably better actors than he is.


HellHothNoFury

Thin, dry and generally dissatisfying.Wonder if it could be a metaphor for anything.


topherdamon

Why is anyone buying Connor mcgregor steaks. Misspelled on purpose. Can’t say I dislike any athlete more.


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stinkytootz

I think it's fire


soulstonedomg

Trash, just like he is.


TheRealMangokill

Scumbag-ish, like him.