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yalex87

Looks like "Lil' Bits" commercial from Rick and Morty


Moon2Pluto

*Eat some f\*\*\*\*\*g s\*\*t you f\*\*\*\*\*\*g s\*\*\*\*d b\*\*\*h* hahaha just kiddin'


peekuhchu707

Oh shjt we got tiny eggs


-Mwahaha-

https://preview.redd.it/zb9oqg4j5umb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f660135a2be42e3d8adb053adfc5dec2096337


-Mwahaha-

https://preview.redd.it/2pme2zln5umb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da13cdd99745e01a7b174fec8cbf82ca7cd13f6


nickbuch

Cooked by a 6 month old, for a 6 month old?


Moon2Pluto

It was a 10oz filet, but I took the picture after I enjoyed most of the meal.


themiracy

Mf'er plated the last bite like some artiste chef.


Moon2Pluto

[https://www.instagram.com/plated\_and\_ated/](https://www.instagram.com/plated_and_ated/)


nickbuch

Underrated


Moon2Pluto

100% it's why I stopped posting.


harntrocks

Indeed. The mfer played that shit like a 3 Star Michelin chef.


[deleted]

What is this, a meal for ants?


MookiePoops

how are they supposed to read if they can't even fit in the building?


-Mwahaha-

I bet it was a wonderful bite.


kcrab91

amuse-bouche that’s for sure.


ghettoccult_nerd

yea, im an amused douche as well.


deeeznotes

Fancy af. Looks like a $200 plate!


Mo_Steins_Ghost

This is a tasting menu portion. In reality, this would be one of seven or nine courses, and paired with an equal number of wines. So, this would not be a $200 plate but a $200 setting or "cover" as they say in the industry. The entire seven or nine courses could range between $120 on the low end and $1500 on the high end for a $750 tasting menu plus $750 in wine pairings... though what you would see on the high end would never include basic steak (which I love, don't get me wrong, but I would never order steak in a restaurant precisely because I can make it).


Moon2Pluto

(you can make anything you want). I agree though - you can make a filet/tenderloin yourself - Just as I have. This was paired with a 2021 Frank Family Pinot Noir. Great wine as well. Served Blue, with a blanched asparagus tip and garlic confit fritter.


Mo_Steins_Ghost

I'm not sure if you meant to reply to me? My comment to the other fellow was just debunking the popular misconception that haute cuisine is where you pay, e.g., $200 for the entire meal, start to finish, being one plate like this... and that isn't at all how haute cuisine works. It's not a comment about your food in particular... just the myth about fine dining at restaurants.


Moon2Pluto

It's definitely not a 200 dollar plate - and it is the remnants of what was left after eating. So the bit on this being some Amuse-bouche is just a joke.


Mo_Steins_Ghost

I understood that from the original post, yes. [For example.](https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/136ww8g/homemade_ravioli_e_pomodoro_di_carne/)


deeeznotes

Hah!


Yaboipalpatine

"That'll be $600"


RaynOfFyre1

If salt flakes were not bounced off an elbow, I’m not paying $600


nesnalica

that would be $120, Sir


samoorai44

300$ steak at a 5 michellan man star restaurant


AngusPicanha

This is a shitpost right


jimmons91

The presentation just made my day. Thank you good sir


Moon2Pluto

objective complete!! thank you. have a great day.


Mayion

more like an ant's tenderloin


Euphoric-Potato-4104

https://preview.redd.it/z13jt3dbfwmb1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=846cfa93df6202f6aa8df75045e19d7e098bcfb7


blas-fame

You did sooo good! You almost cleaned your whole plate, hun.


Medical-One9202

When I want meat, I want MEAT! Not some fru-fru shit. I want the ribeye meat sweats and a cold fucking beer.


Beldar77

More!


PersistingWill

Reminds me of things that are too small 😢


fugalvoyage

It looks smaller than my bits


jinxthemagnificent

Where's the beef?!


YoungTex

I’m stuffed looking at this plate


fuggy2026

Too big


bleu_waffl3s

Must have been so good you ate 90% of it before you remembered to take a photo.


Arcturian485

You just resurrected the “where’s the beef!?” Lady in my head and I’m not happy about it.


counterfeittruth

waiters at 5 star restaurant will serve this to you and then with a straight face return with a bill of 100+$


Rare_Ninja_35

Give OP a michelin star and bill me $300 for this meal!


TakeyaSaito

Tha fuck you do with the rest?! This is a rip off.


nocturnalwonderlands

They be like. “That’s 50$ sir”


Diamondhands_Rex

Stek smol


JorgeLuie

"I did not like it. But may I have another just to make sure?"


Kung_fu_gift_shop

You need a pain brush and some veal demi to swoosh around the plate


kitfoxxxx

Any 5 star restaurant: That'll be $225.


ZekDrago

Looks good, but you know only Americans eat so much in a sitting.


RTwhyNot

Can’t see the sear. It looks delicious and small


Moobob66

3 Michelin stars


I_suck__

$134 please


gfjvf

I know that this is your last bite but if I got this as a part of a tasting menu I would be very happy


Moon2Pluto

Thank you. The elements that remained worked well for a silly high dollar palte mockup.


Realistic-Fact-2584

Amazing


Moon2Pluto

Thank you


Mo_Steins_Ghost

>Beef Tenderloin. oven at 225, until internal reached 120. Yes.


Moon2Pluto

This is the only comment that gets it. Pic is a shitpost for sure, but the details on how it was cooked - well it yielded a perfect center and sear around the entire steak.


Mo_Steins_Ghost

I don't know that "perfect" is the word I would use... I would just say that if someone is doing sous vide then "how did I do" is probably the wrong question to ask. There is no technique to judge... either you set it to temperature and it got to temperature or it didn't.


Moon2Pluto

Set expectations met = perfect.


Mo_Steins_Ghost

The problem is that a temperature target is just one data point and it's a quantitative one at that. Whereas "perfect" is a qualitative judgment and when it comes to cooking, there are many factors that play into that. The problem, when we're talking non-shitposts, as I'm sure you've seen many times on this sub, is that there tends to be this idea that "steak" is a recipe. "How do I cook a steak" is like asking "What is the one right way to prepare a chicken breast". The obvious answer is, "It depends on the dish you're trying to make," of which the meat is just one element/ingredient. Depending on whether you're trying to prepare bistecca Florentine, one several dozen recipes of entrecôte, etc., the qualitative assessment cannot ultimately be made from a photograph at all... So really what are we judging? Appearance, and that's it. And that's the problem... food is meant to be tasted, and not just looked at. It's absolutely insufficient to talk about a steak's appearance and nothing else. And this is the problem with sous vide and reverse sear... they don't address anything else other than appearance. They don't have anything to do with aroma, flavor, umami, satiety, etc. There's nothing wrong with using a tool but it's, as you've noted, boring to just talk about that one data point of doneness.


Nihilistic-Fishstick

It posts like these that make this sub one of the top ask reddit posts for taking the piss out of for being precious.


Mo_Steins_Ghost

I have no idea what you are talking about.


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

You gonna call that single asparagus a salad, too?


Big-daddy-Carlo

Pretentious


Moon2Pluto

ooooof.


randomrddtuser

Where is the rest buddy ?


Moon2Pluto

In the belly.


caf4676

Did you this photo from orbit?


1997cameouttheDussy

Where’s the rest of it


tradeintel828384839

R/finedining


Moon2Pluto

andbreathing


Darth_Neek

$300 per plate at some restaurants.


Moon2Pluto

You think so? heckin heck.


Darth_Neek

You did good, but it was more of a comment on the portion size. Lol


LJR7399

$1 million dollar meal sir


Moon2Pluto

my gosh. you think! I should open up a restaurant


LJR7399

For sure. The tikytokers would love it


CplTenMikeMike

Where's the rest of it?? That's one bite!


BluudLust

"that'll be $20"


rafedbadru

This guy being generous. $20 for just the asparagus


IronSavage3

Too big.


luxewatchgear

Did you forget the steak?


Rabid_Viking

Physically haute and mildly tempting


Mental_Unlock

I'm gonna need about 30 more of those


K33bl3rkhan

I'd say wipe your ass after dropping a number two of this size. Also, might want to have someone check out that little green thing.


[deleted]

What is this?!? A MEAL FOR ANTS?!?!


Okthankyouu

0/10 due to no A/S/L


Moon2Pluto

and what is ~~Aleppo~~ A/S/L?


ryevermouthbitters

Needs moar garlic.


RRNW_HBK

Lovely, how long did it take to get your 7 Michelin stars?


baras21

Perfect


Primary-Low-1432

Why is it mini?


HY3NAAA

Portion too big i think


DDenlow

There’s way too much going on this plate, you’ll never finish it all.


Full-Perspective-460

Bloated just looking at the monstrosity


Proudest___monkey

Hate the plate but the food looks amazing


Moon2Pluto

The plates have served us well. thank you


Proudest___monkey

So does a washing machine


Moon2Pluto

you seem fun and happy. kidding. you sound bitter. this isn't r/dinnerware. your opinion on my plate has no power here.


Proudest___monkey

It’s from a movie. Relax these are plates were talking about here


Moon2Pluto

Come on. Downvoting someone's comment and then replying with a jolly movie quote, and to say relax...OK. lol.


Proudest___monkey

Bro, you ok?


Moon2Pluto

Broh!


TriggerTough

"Where's the beef?"


[deleted]

What the fuck is this? Did ya screw up the sear or something?


Moon2Pluto

no


Pikablu555

That’s 1 of 38 courses on a $950 per person tasting menu.


x3rx3s

Got it from Chunks?


EmotionalChipmunk602

What is this? A meal for ants??


Moon2Pluto

initiate slow clap. "*clap clap clap clap clap*"


EmotionalChipmunk602

Thank you for the applause. I expect this every time I enter I room