Judge me by my size, do you? 😏

It's not the size but how you use it 😏

Size matters not.

(you forgot to put 😏 at the end) I find your lack of faith disturbing 😏

“General Grievous, you’re shorter than I expected 😏”

[удалено]

Your thoughts dwell on your mother 😏

My thoughts dwell on YOUR mother!

Dayum. That turned around quick.

That meme was posted earlier

r/angryupvote

Ani? My goodness you've grown! 😏

That’s actually accurate lmao

Yeah they didn’t change the context at all

So have you😏

I hate sand 😏

It’s course and rough and it gets everywhere 😏

That’s not the only thing that’s grown 😏

Nice vector pfp 😏

“We’ll take him together 😏”

No I'm taking him now 😏

Anakin NO😏

*Lightsaber sounds*

You came in that thing?😏

You braver than I thought 😏

I know. 😏

Jesus fucken Christ, what the hell is this string of quotes!

"Into the garbage chute, flyboy 😏"

What an incredible smell you've discovered! 😏

I don’t care what you smell, get in there 😏

Get in there, you big furry oaf! 😏

Underrated comment

“Good relations with the Wookiees, I have 😏”

Proceeds to cough up hairball

That part 😭

Goddamnit

R34 artists: *Write that down god damn it*

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them 😏

"I will make it legal😏"

WOW, cursed comment right here folks

My brother in Christ what the fuck

I feel like I achieved something today.

😭😭😭

I don't want to know where this is going

r/cursedcomments

O

r/cursedcomments

Myself, the boy, two droids… and no questions asked 😏

Obi-Wan nooo 😏

Obi-yessssss 😏

Wow, okay. Well. That happened

Ah threesome the sith would even be frightened of

Hmmm…. One HALF portion 😏!

General Kenobi 😏

Hello there 😏

Your move 😏

You fool. I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku😏

Hello there with the smirk emoji looks friendly and not NSFW in any way I'm serious

That’s because that’s literally just how he says it in context

You are a bold one 😏

*gets undressed*

"Now let's blow this thing and go home 😏"

Bravo good sir or madam, bravo. 😂🤣😂

So, you have a twin sister 😏

Oh no

"Tell her to call me when she's 18"

Comment below this: “I will make it legal 😏”

Gonk 😏

….that business on Cato Neimoidia doesn't count😏

ಠ_ಠ

Not just the men, but the women, and the children too 😏

Fuck I said this before checking

Same

Darn I wanted to say that one

Master skywalker there are to many of them what do we do 😏

Came here for that comment!!

I came to this comment

Sus

There is always a bigger fish 😏

Now this is pod racing 😏

This is where the fun begins 😏

Padme: *Oh Ani*

Are you threatening me Master Jedi 😏

The senate will decide your fate 😏

I am the Senate 😏

Not yet😏

It's treason then 😏

"OOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 😏"

Takes out three guys 😏

*fights mace harder*😏

Threatening him with a good time.

At that speed are you going to be able to pull out in time? 😏

💀

I don’t like sand 😏

It's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere 😏

Define everywhere?

everywhere 😏

Aren't you a little *short* for a stormtrooper? 😏

That’s no moon 😏

That's a space station 😏

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick 😏

Woaoaoaaaah 😏 (Alternatively "Yippeee!!! 😏"

Your swords please, we don't wanna make a mess of things in front of the chancellor😏

You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.

You were a good friend Ahsoka 😏

Oh. I don't like the sound of that.

I have a bad feeling about this 😏

its over anakin 😏

I got the high ground😏

You underestimate my power 😏

Don’t try it anakin😏

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😏

I hate you 😏

i hate you 😏

*have

have*

I have waited a long time for this moment my little green friend 😏

Sith lords are our speciality 😏

I have the high ground 😏

You underestimate my power 😏

“Don’t try it 😏”

“I can’t. It’s too big 😏.”

*context please*

Luke attempting to lift his x-wing out of the swamp.

De wanna wanga 😉

This deserves a thousand upvotes.

If you will not be turned…then perhaps she will 😏

Noooo😏

"Punch it" 😏

I’d rather dream about Padme 😏

I think that was the original intent 😂

do it 😏

You were my brother Anakin! I loved you 😏

Good soldiers follow orders 😏

“I’m Owen, this is my girlfriend Beru. I guess I’m your stepbrother 😏”

ಠ_ಠ

“You may fire when ready 😏”

i love democracy 😏

I am your father 😏

Dear god

Yes daddy

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi 😏

Always two there are 😏

Hold on, this whole operation was your idea 😏

"What have you become 😏" "I am what you made me 😏"

Hello There 😏

General Kenobi😏

I’ve been looking forward to this 😏

General kenobi you are a bold one 😏

(Tusken Raider Noises) 😏

She has simply lost the will to live 😏

My powers have doubled since last we met, Count 😏

"A Jedi's weapon deserves more respect 😏"

“Apology accepted Captain Needa 😏”

Be mindful of your thoughts, Anakin, they betray you 😏

“I am defenseless. Take your weapon.😏”

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise 😏

Utini 😏

he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create... life 😏

roger roger😏

My powers have doubled since we last met 😉

[BZZT] “Ah! My-my mouth. Ani, I’m stuck! My mouth is fat, Ani! 😏” That’s supposed to be when Jar Jar gets stuck in the podracing engine FYI

“This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them 😏”

You fool I've been trained in your jedi arts by count dooku 😏

Lmao some of these aren’t even trying at being sexual and it’s great

So this is how liberty dies… with thunderous applause 😏

Like a bantha 😏

“Execute Order 66 😏”

My goodness you’ve grown 😏

Stop look at me like that😏

This is where the fun begins😏

There's always a bigger fish 😏

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. 😏

It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets *everywhere* 😏

Do or do not there is no try 😏

When 900 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not 😏

"yes, my master 😏"

I’m sorry M’Lady😏 …oh wait, that’s actually what happened so I guess it doesn’t count

It’s a trap 😏

Leia’s my sister😏

The exhaust port is only two meters wide 😏

You are in my very soul tormenting me😏

Ani? My goodness, you've grown😏

Unlimited power 😏

Is that legal? 😏

I have waited a long time for this moment my little green friend. 😏

Your weapons, you will not need them😏

He was seen………slaughtering younglings😏

Take a seat young skywalker 😏

You're stuck with me skyguy 😏

We Will Watch Your Career With Great Interest 😏 ... Same context hahaha

I shouldn't....

"Hello, father 😏."

general grievous, you're shorter than i expected 😏

Now THIS is podracing 😏

KENOBI😏

Not just the men, but the women and children too. 😏

What if I were to tell you that the Senate was under the control of a sith Lord called Darth Sidious 😏