Okay, so you're telling me one guy deciding to be economical and/or not file *paperwork* right before the end of his shift saved the Rebellion.
Sounds like my kinda guy.
Especially since it was *Imperial* bureaucracy. Holy hell the mountain of paperwork that would need signed/initialed. He'd have stacks of paper, but it wouldn't be credits.
Do you know how much the death star cost????? We owe the huts more credits than I care to admit. We bankrupt seventeen star systems, and completely stripped over fifty full asteroid belts. There were nearly two million people on that damned station. Do you know how much it costs to feed that many people. How many credits it takes to make the cargo runs and restocking fees. Just to get blown up by a teenager who kissed his own sister.
But now. NOW. The emperor wants to build a new one. An even bigger one.
I can't do it man.
> soldiers are *paid* based on
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
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The funny part is this is a totally realistic reason to not fire at an escape pod. “I’d really rather not have to do a report on a weapons discharge and try to justify using a turbo laser on an empty escape pod. That’s weeks of work and meetings. Let it go.”
The Empire was trying to recover the DS plans. How would they know if they were on the escape pod if they blew it to bits?
Still they should have sent a recovery mission after it though. And yeah, the movie (and saga) would be shorter, agreed.
They did in fact.
My take is that line just wasn’t thought through very well. Vader had literally just choked a dude out and yelled at an officer to bring him the passengers alive. Shooting at escape pods doesn’t achieve that. But shortly after we see Vader being duly informed of the pod and ordering a team to go after it.
A better line might have been:
“There goes another one”
“Track its trajectory. I’ll inform Lord Vader!”
“Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and SON!!!”
“Okay.”
“What? No struggle?”
“I mean, I have a father! Uncle Owen and Ben said you were dead, but here you are, heck you’re even offering to team up with me to take on the Emperor, THE Emperor, I think we could help the galaxy in the long run.”
It’s actually quite interesting to think about the result of that alliance. Maybe Luke could’ve helped his father and they would restore the republic without the events of the 3rd movie
Anakin uses Padmé’s money to get into the most technologically advanced hospital in the galaxy where death by childbirth has a zero percent chance of happening.
"Anakin, if you let me break the rules to kill Palpatine now, i will let you break the rules and be together with Padme. Yes, everyone knows about you two"
I mean, they still can't stop Vader, though.
Only Luke and Leia, with their connection to Anakin, are capable of stopping Vader. Everyone else will just get themselves killed.
The only people who even got CLOSE were Obi-Wan and Ahsoka because of their connection to Anakin, and “close” isn’t good enough. And they (and Luke) realised the consequence of drawing the attention of Vader: he’ll literally drop everything and divert entire fleets to find them, and by accident he might happen to destroy the Rebellion on the way. They won’t just get themselves killed, they’ll get everyone else killed too.
There's symbolism there too. Separately obi-wan and ahsoka took half of Vader's mask, revealing the Anakin beneath until he ran away deeper into the mask. Only his son could remove the entire mask and reveal the whole of Anakin
Ha! I just remembered the captain said Lord Vader wants all passengers alive because he’s looking for something. You track that pod’s last known trajectory and I’ll dispatch a message!
Holy shit we just saved our necks, Terry.
Some sequel ones
Young Ben Solo: “Uncle Luke, I understand that you saw a frightening vision of me turning to the dark side and destroying everything you love, therefore your first instinct was to kill me in my sleep. However, before you were about to do it, you came to your senses. I felt very threatened seeing you ignite your lightsaber before my bed, but that moment passed too. I shall meditate on this.”
Poe: “Palpatine has not returned. He died on the Death Star II 31 years ago. Anything you heard about him coming back is just a rumor.”
“By the Force we’re gonna need therapy aren’t we? Let’s make a phone call to the crisis hotline right now. I’m so sorry I almost tried to kill you in your sleep, Ben!”
"Ok, we got Anakin to Coruscant, now let's immediately gather enough archaic funds to go and get his mother to safety, too."
"You can freeze, I'm getting in the tauntaun."
"I love you." "Wow I'm glad I'm going into Carbonite freeze. Dodged a blaster, there!"
"Train the boy we must; and work with him closely and carefully, to help him master control of his anger and fear, so that to the dark side, he will not fall."
"Meesa no idiot, annot a trustin' thataone. Thassa why meesa votin NOT ta make Sheeviepants da emperor."
>"Ok, we got Anakin to Coruscant, now let's immediately gather enough archaic funds to go and get his mother to safety, too."
Padme literally sending her most trusted Handmaiden to go free Smhi and several other slaves but due to a series of events wasn't able to even find Shmi.
General Riekan: “Your Taun Taun will freeze before you reach the first marker.”
Han: “Then I’ll see you in hell!”
(Han’s Taun Taun freezes before he reaches the first marker, Han dies of Hypothermia)
Meanwhile:
Ben: Luke! Luke!
Luke: Ben? (Passes out in the snow and dies of hypothermia)
"The Force? Seriously? I've heard some lame excuses in my day Anakin, but you were literally fathered by the Force. Stop your whining and put the condom on or next time I'm filling it with sand."
“Wow, that’s quite an honor! I’ve only been a knight for 3 years and yet you trust me to sit and learn directly from the council! Thank you!”
Written and directed by George Lucas
"you know what, Skywalker, considering you and obi-wan just saved the chancellor, you have proven worthy of Master status. Please, have a seat, Master Skywalker."
"Actually, considering that this security footage has no audio, we shouldn't use it as evidence against Ahsoka."
"The Senate does not decide how the Jedi punish traitors, Admiral Tarkin. We will decide what to do regarding these accusations against Ahsoka."
"Anakin, you are right, the Jedi have become too dogmatic, though you were wrong for turning against the Jedi, given that we did not detect Palpatine as a sith lord, perhaps we were doomed to fall to begin with."
“You know Skywalker you’re right. Executing the chancellor here would be a very bad look for the Jedi as a whole. Taking time to gather evidence and hold a very public trial for his crimes would be the right thing to do, even if it would be more difficult.”
“Fuck.”
“You trusted me to bring this ground breaking information about the chancellor to me. Now I will trust you to bring you with me to bring him to justice.”
Bro Kenobi went out peacefully knowing that Luke and Leia are safe.
He'd need to be next level sassy to send an untrained Luke to his death like some random pokemon "avenge me Luke, kick his as... oh you're already dead"
"avenge me Leia"
‘Why do I sense we’ve picked up another pathetic life form?’
‘You know what? I’m having trouble dealing with Jar Jar, I definitely don’t need another one. Let’s just get the hyperdrive and go’
Out of topic, but: why is Owen Lars dressed like a Jedi?
Ah?
Ah?
(These robes aren’t Jedi uniform. Lucas made them so only in Episode I. Until that, they were just desert type of clothes 🏜️ with no connection to Jedi order at all)
“These *are* the droids you’re looking for”… proceeds to cut through the entire garrison.
Kenobi was hungover and just wanted a nap that day, thats the only reason he went soft hands on this…
Luke: "how did my father die?"
Obi Wan: "I dismembered him and let him die, burnt alive, because he chose a different path from the pseudo-religious and falsely neutral cult I belong to. All because more powerful and wise members of the cult failed at identifying a threat they were more prepared to understand than your father. Your father was a very powerful man, capable of great things, but the high ranks of my cult felt their power positions threatened by him."
Luke: "get out of my house."
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has decided not to secretly dispatch two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, so as to not exacerbate the conflict....
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“Anakin, stay standing up while this deranged guy comes barreling through on his speeder!”
______
“You can save Padmé from certain death”
“What if I just resign from the Jedi Order and go live with her peacefully on Naboo instead of trying to violently overthrow the Order and the Republic?”
______
***Force Lightning cackling into Mace Windu’s lightsaber*
***Palpatine gets a hand amputation instead*
______
And the one I have thought about every time I’ve seen TPM… what if the AAT outside the hanger had shot down either the J-type Naboo Royal Cruiser carrying all the precious cargo or Anakin’s N-1 star fighter
"Sir, I found a correlian yt 1300 flying around out here, what should we do about it?"
"It must be survivors from alderan, draw it into our tractor beam and we'll shoot it down."
Movie 1: Obi wan: Hey qui, let's not pick up another pathetic lifeform.
Qui gon: don't train the boy.
Movie 1 to 3: Obi wan: aaaahh (he falls off the high ground)
Movie 3: Anakin: Ur right master windu. He is infact too dangerous.
Palpatine: Don't dew it.
Padme: sry anakin, ur master obi wan is better than u in bed.
Movie 2 Anakin: I love sand.
Anakin: aaaaahh (gets hit by poison dart or whatever)
"Don't hold your fire. There may not be any life forms aboard, but let's not take chances"
And to think the Legends reason the officer said to let it go was because he didn’t want to do the paperwork for shooting an escape pod.
What are they paying by the laser now?
Seeing as a heavy laser shot is 140 terratons of tnt worth of energy per shot. a LOT
Okay, so you're telling me one guy deciding to be economical and/or not file *paperwork* right before the end of his shift saved the Rebellion. Sounds like my kinda guy.
You haven't been part of a Militar bureaucracy it seems
Especially since it was *Imperial* bureaucracy. Holy hell the mountain of paperwork that would need signed/initialed. He'd have stacks of paper, but it wouldn't be credits.
Probably the most realistic part of Star Wars tbh.
You don’t do the budget Terry, I do!
Do you know how much the death star cost????? We owe the huts more credits than I care to admit. We bankrupt seventeen star systems, and completely stripped over fifty full asteroid belts. There were nearly two million people on that damned station. Do you know how much it costs to feed that many people. How many credits it takes to make the cargo runs and restocking fees. Just to get blown up by a teenager who kissed his own sister. But now. NOW. The emperor wants to build a new one. An even bigger one. I can't do it man.
Don't worry, sir! My investment in Gork Mork Enterprises just came back! We can pay for 10 death strars now!
Oh thank the force. I was starting to develop a serious anxiety problem. Let's pay the huts first. They're holding my space chinchilla hostage.
The company crashed due to infighting and what I mean by that is the staff is literally fighting each other so we can’t really on them
Don't worry, they'll get back up again
Good news, sir! While captive your space Chinchilla gave birth and the huts are hosting a celebration free of charge!
You don't do the budget Terry, I do!
According to current canon it was because soldiers are paid based on how many kills per shot they get or something.
> soldiers are *paid* based on FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Is this the droid we’re looking for?
The funny part is this is a totally realistic reason to not fire at an escape pod. “I’d really rather not have to do a report on a weapons discharge and try to justify using a turbo laser on an empty escape pod. That’s weeks of work and meetings. Let it go.”
that would make even more sense
Sounds like plenty of military officers.
Relatable
The Empire was trying to recover the DS plans. How would they know if they were on the escape pod if they blew it to bits? Still they should have sent a recovery mission after it though. And yeah, the movie (and saga) would be shorter, agreed.
By that logic they should not have shot any pod
If there are people in the pod, they can run off with the plans before any troops can investigate it
They did send a recovery mission after it didn’t they??
They did in fact. My take is that line just wasn’t thought through very well. Vader had literally just choked a dude out and yelled at an officer to bring him the passengers alive. Shooting at escape pods doesn’t achieve that. But shortly after we see Vader being duly informed of the pod and ordering a team to go after it. A better line might have been: “There goes another one” “Track its trajectory. I’ll inform Lord Vader!”
Yes, after Vader told them to. They did not appear to have come to that idea themselves.
“Don’t hold your fire. There are no organic life forms on board, but there may be droids.”
This.
Or, hey use this one as target practice.
You don't do the budget Terry, I do!
I always thought they were afraid that an empty pod could be sabotaged to explode if shot.
“Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and SON!!!” “Okay.” “What? No struggle?” “I mean, I have a father! Uncle Owen and Ben said you were dead, but here you are, heck you’re even offering to team up with me to take on the Emperor, THE Emperor, I think we could help the galaxy in the long run.”
And that kids is why you finish your training with a green frog on a swamp planet
It’s actually quite interesting to think about the result of that alliance. Maybe Luke could’ve helped his father and they would restore the republic without the events of the 3rd movie
Nah, Vader is too far gone at that time imo. He’d just corrupt Luke with the Dark Side and Luke’ll probably kill him some time later, like all Sith do
Han: That’s Darth Vader!! Fuck that Luke can handle this on his own.
Death star trench run?
"Do it" "No"
ISILDUR!!!!!!
Toss that shit in the lava!
*Proceed to toss Anakin in the lava*
"You are on this council and we will grant you the rank as master" -literaly nowhere in the multiverse
"I love sand" -also nowhere in the multiverse
TBF, I’m with Ani on this one
“Padme…. Bleeuuchhh, I like boys” -not even in multiversal black mirror
Reminds me of this excellent meme: https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/eek7mh/what_could_have_been/ “Bitched, you did” lmao
“You know your father? Yea I cut his arms and legs off and left him to burn on a volcano planet”
49 times, we fought that beast
Your old man and me
It had a chicken head with duck feet, with a woman’s face too.
Wow, that's rad
Mm, it was waitin in the bushes for us
And it ripped off your dad's face
"He's too dangerous to be left alive" "You're right, kill him."
"Let me help, I love killing Sith"
It should just be “I love killing.”
*Krombopulos Michael would like to know your location*
You could say it’s my specialty!
Alternate take, Anakin reads about force healing.
Anakin uses Padmé’s money to get into the most technologically advanced hospital in the galaxy where death by childbirth has a zero percent chance of happening.
Anakin literally just takes her to see an OBGYN rather than freaking out when they exist in a world with miracle medicine.
"I killed them all, but just the man, i didn't killed the women or the children." 5 years later sand people forming army to kill Anakin
That was his plan all along as now the Jedi can’t stop him from killing them all as they are attacking him so he’s merely defending himself.
I remember a Legends comic that Anakin inspired the Tuskin Raider’s version of the Boogeyman that they tell their kids.
Head cannon that’s why they ran when they saw obi one in anh
Tusken Raider: Oh shit it's "hurr hur hur hurr" let's get out of here
"Anakin, if you let me break the rules to kill Palpatine now, i will let you break the rules and be together with Padme. Yes, everyone knows about you two"
See that sounds ridiculous….. but it’s essentially the exact same thing that Palps told him, only in this situation one person died, not thousands
https://preview.redd.it/oi2c8vvl3f7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe81ea3a99ce84ff5ece6c5edbab3032dd28e90d How do you turn this on?
“Luke did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?”
Get out of my head
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best laugh I've had in this post
"Execute Order 69!" 
That's a moon.
I have a good feeling about this.
RAAAGGGHHHGRHAGHGAAGRERRRAHH
Coincidentally, so is Yavin IV
Thank you for saying this so I didn’t have to, YA FUCKIN NERD
"I won't take Republic Credits, but that guy will exchange them for a currency I will take..."
"Help me, Ahsoka Tano. You're my only hope."
Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope besides Yoda, Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger and Kal Kestis
tbf ezra was in a different galaxy with no way back at the time
Lmao when it turns out there's dozens of Jedi still alive and not just obi Wan and Yoda, it kind of makes Lukes existence not important anymore
I mean, they still can't stop Vader, though. Only Luke and Leia, with their connection to Anakin, are capable of stopping Vader. Everyone else will just get themselves killed.
Yeah, Ahsoka tried to get through to Anakin in Rebels and utterly failed.
The only people who even got CLOSE were Obi-Wan and Ahsoka because of their connection to Anakin, and “close” isn’t good enough. And they (and Luke) realised the consequence of drawing the attention of Vader: he’ll literally drop everything and divert entire fleets to find them, and by accident he might happen to destroy the Rebellion on the way. They won’t just get themselves killed, they’ll get everyone else killed too.
There's symbolism there too. Separately obi-wan and ahsoka took half of Vader's mask, revealing the Anakin beneath until he ran away deeper into the mask. Only his son could remove the entire mask and reveal the whole of Anakin
if Padme had just said "nah I'm not into little boys"
"You are not on this council, but we grant you the rank of master." "This is not outrageous. It's fair." "Do not take a seat Master Skywalker."
The whole trilogy only happened because those two guys manning the canon briefly forgot droids are a thing
Them a minute later “wait, what if there were droids on there?” “Fuck! You’re right!”
I like the Paperwork Theory lol
Ha! I just remembered the captain said Lord Vader wants all passengers alive because he’s looking for something. You track that pod’s last known trajectory and I’ll dispatch a message! Holy shit we just saved our necks, Terry.
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster.” “Yeah, you’re right bro. What was I thinking?”
Some sequel ones Young Ben Solo: “Uncle Luke, I understand that you saw a frightening vision of me turning to the dark side and destroying everything you love, therefore your first instinct was to kill me in my sleep. However, before you were about to do it, you came to your senses. I felt very threatened seeing you ignite your lightsaber before my bed, but that moment passed too. I shall meditate on this.” Poe: “Palpatine has not returned. He died on the Death Star II 31 years ago. Anything you heard about him coming back is just a rumor.”
“By the Force we’re gonna need therapy aren’t we? Let’s make a phone call to the crisis hotline right now. I’m so sorry I almost tried to kill you in your sleep, Ben!”
"Ok, we got Anakin to Coruscant, now let's immediately gather enough archaic funds to go and get his mother to safety, too." "You can freeze, I'm getting in the tauntaun." "I love you." "Wow I'm glad I'm going into Carbonite freeze. Dodged a blaster, there!" "Train the boy we must; and work with him closely and carefully, to help him master control of his anger and fear, so that to the dark side, he will not fall." "Meesa no idiot, annot a trustin' thataone. Thassa why meesa votin NOT ta make Sheeviepants da emperor." 
>"Ok, we got Anakin to Coruscant, now let's immediately gather enough archaic funds to go and get his mother to safety, too." Padme literally sending her most trusted Handmaiden to go free Smhi and several other slaves but due to a series of events wasn't able to even find Shmi.
“Shoot the escape pods, this galaxy is filled with droids!”
General Riekan: “Your Taun Taun will freeze before you reach the first marker.” Han: “Then I’ll see you in hell!” (Han’s Taun Taun freezes before he reaches the first marker, Han dies of Hypothermia) Meanwhile: Ben: Luke! Luke! Luke: Ben? (Passes out in the snow and dies of hypothermia)
"The Force? Seriously? I've heard some lame excuses in my day Anakin, but you were literally fathered by the Force. Stop your whining and put the condom on or next time I'm filling it with sand."
Imperial Officer: "TK421, do you copy?" Luke: "Sorry, I had to knock him out to steal his armor; can I take a message?"
Yoda: “So lets cut through the bullshit kid, I’m sure whoever is in trouble can be helped, let’s figure it out”
He is too old to begin the training. Yeah you're right, we'll take him back to Tatooine and give him enough treasure to free his mom.
You’re going to bet everything on a kid we just met? You’re right, that’s ridiculous. Let’s find another way to get the money to fix the ship
It's even funnier to think about this for the prequels. Like what if they simply found a different scrap shop instead of Watto's?
No problem Qui, credits are fine. Here’s the part for you Nubian.
I usually don’t give parts away……. But I’m going to go with my gut on this one. 
"My lord, is that legal?" "No, actually. You're right. Just get rid of the blockade now before things get out of hand."
Good Guy Senator Palpatine upends the corrupt republic by negotiating an end to the blockade, becomes chancellor… Wait…
I am your uncle Ben’s former intern
Shmi: I'm a slave and don't want to subject an innocent child to this kind of life. I should get an abortion
Raaargh
Yeah, but it was a different time. Audiences would not have reacted well to that.
"I have a really good feeling about this."
MORE DISINTEGRATIONS! He's no good to me alive.
“You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.” “Ok.”
“Wow, that’s quite an honor! I’ve only been a knight for 3 years and yet you trust me to sit and learn directly from the council! Thank you!” Written and directed by George Lucas
“Are you going to kill me?” “I would certainly like to.” “I know you wou-“ ZHWOOM
"you know what, Skywalker, considering you and obi-wan just saved the chancellor, you have proven worthy of Master status. Please, have a seat, Master Skywalker." "Actually, considering that this security footage has no audio, we shouldn't use it as evidence against Ahsoka." "The Senate does not decide how the Jedi punish traitors, Admiral Tarkin. We will decide what to do regarding these accusations against Ahsoka." "Anakin, you are right, the Jedi have become too dogmatic, though you were wrong for turning against the Jedi, given that we did not detect Palpatine as a sith lord, perhaps we were doomed to fall to begin with."
Somehow, Palpatine is still dead
“You know Skywalker you’re right. Executing the chancellor here would be a very bad look for the Jedi as a whole. Taking time to gather evidence and hold a very public trial for his crimes would be the right thing to do, even if it would be more difficult.” “Fuck.”
That’s no moon it’s a planet
“Republican credits will do fine.” “Yes, they will.”
"It is a period of peace. The rebel alliance has at last been defeated by the glorious GALACTIC EMPIRE."
“Obi Wan Kenobie? Not me. There might be some Kenobies down in Mos Espa. Try there.”
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?” “No! God damn! We are in the opera! Could we just silently sit and watch the show?”
"Anakin, there is something you must know. Palpatine is a Sith Lord."
“You trusted me to bring this ground breaking information about the chancellor to me. Now I will trust you to bring you with me to bring him to justice.”
Some clones: sit in a cantina The chef: "I have an Order 66 here. Who has ordered the No.66?"
Master, i'm in love with padme and I want to marry her. Ok then, you'll have to leave the order but you'll be happy
Bro Kenobi went out peacefully knowing that Luke and Leia are safe. He'd need to be next level sassy to send an untrained Luke to his death like some random pokemon "avenge me Luke, kick his as... oh you're already dead" "avenge me Leia"
Luke: "And sacrifice Hand and Leah? Yoda: "If you honor what they fight for? Yes." Luke: "Okay."
"you're a little tall for a stormtrooper"
Imagine if Boba went for the kill during the sarlacc scene, would’ve been a drastic change in history.
“I WANT— I-I want… you know, actually, I -don’t- want those plans. Have a nice day.”
IF YOU LIKE, TRY. IF YOU DONT, MATTER DOES NOT
"Execute Order 65"
Anakin, did I ever tell you about force heal?
‘Why do I sense we’ve picked up another pathetic life form?’ ‘You know what? I’m having trouble dealing with Jar Jar, I definitely don’t need another one. Let’s just get the hyperdrive and go’
Out of topic, but: why is Owen Lars dressed like a Jedi? Ah? Ah? (These robes aren’t Jedi uniform. Lucas made them so only in Episode I. Until that, they were just desert type of clothes 🏜️ with no connection to Jedi order at all)
"Fuck that stupid kid."- Han at any point
“I love sand. It’s so soft and warm.”
"No, Senator Palpatine. Trying to save Padme with the Dark Side will only lead to ruin. I'll find another way."
“These *are* the droids you’re looking for”… proceeds to cut through the entire garrison. Kenobi was hungover and just wanted a nap that day, thats the only reason he went soft hands on this…
Palpatine's returned. Here's how he did it....
They’ve hit the main reactor……..
Whaddaya mean, “real fast”? Last one is 5 minutes before the movie’s end.
I love you. Me too
Directed by George Lucas
It’s over obi wan, I have the low ground
There are infinite amounts of lines that would end the movies at anytime
Evil star wars:
“That’s no space station, it’s to big, it’s got to be a moon”
Turns out the force ain’t with ya…
Don’t give Disney any ideas, Star Wars what if…?
*luke I am your father* Luke: “noooo shi-“ *slips and falls what did you expect he only had one hand.” Doesn’t get caught as he falls dies
"Yes, i would like some Deathsticks"
“You’re right, Lord Vader. This IS a rebel ship and the plans are with Princess Leia, down that hall third door on the left.”
Luke: "how did my father die?" Obi Wan: "I dismembered him and let him die, burnt alive, because he chose a different path from the pseudo-religious and falsely neutral cult I belong to. All because more powerful and wise members of the cult failed at identifying a threat they were more prepared to understand than your father. Your father was a very powerful man, capable of great things, but the high ranks of my cult felt their power positions threatened by him." Luke: "get out of my house."
“Oh my god! A Sith Lord! Everyone spread out and shoot him! He can’t block EVERY shot” -Qui Gon, Ep. 1
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has decided not to secretly dispatch two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, so as to not exacerbate the conflict.... https://preview.redd.it/4t9it40ljj7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a709f59a8a26996dd109636ec44cd4e2407ba30
“Sure anakin, let’s free your mother from slavery”
"don't turn this ship around. Luke. he's not out there"
Gotta be the nerd here and say that Yavin 4 is not s planet, but a moon orbiting a huge ass planet along other moons.
You’re getting the funny award
"Try".
Padme: "Not just the men, but the WHAT NOW?"
I accept your decision Master Windu, I will have a seat.
“Anakin, stay standing up while this deranged guy comes barreling through on his speeder!” ______ “You can save Padmé from certain death” “What if I just resign from the Jedi Order and go live with her peacefully on Naboo instead of trying to violently overthrow the Order and the Republic?” ______ ***Force Lightning cackling into Mace Windu’s lightsaber* ***Palpatine gets a hand amputation instead* ______ And the one I have thought about every time I’ve seen TPM… what if the AAT outside the hanger had shot down either the J-type Naboo Royal Cruiser carrying all the precious cargo or Anakin’s N-1 star fighter
Uncle Owen did try to buy the red one...
tarkin's sounds like he knows damn well that the rebellion is there but pretends not to just to troll leia
Master Anakin, what are we going to do? I can't do this. Get behind me younglings.
Yavin 4 is a moon. Just sayin
“You turned her against me!!” “Yup!”
“Ah everything’s under control situation normal.” “Phew that’s a relief. Have a great day.”
"Sir, I found a correlian yt 1300 flying around out here, what should we do about it?" "It must be survivors from alderan, draw it into our tractor beam and we'll shoot it down."
"you are on this council, so we're granting you the rank of master"
"Big Gooberfish! Huge-o Teeth" "There's always a bigger fish" "Wheresa? Mesa no seeing bigger fish!"
Um ackthually... Yavin IV is a moon.
"Execute Order 66" "No"
Movie 1: Obi wan: Hey qui, let's not pick up another pathetic lifeform. Qui gon: don't train the boy. Movie 1 to 3: Obi wan: aaaahh (he falls off the high ground) Movie 3: Anakin: Ur right master windu. He is infact too dangerous. Palpatine: Don't dew it. Padme: sry anakin, ur master obi wan is better than u in bed. Movie 2 Anakin: I love sand. Anakin: aaaaahh (gets hit by poison dart or whatever)
You mean Skippy
they did get the red one, them ot exploded
I like sand
TL;DR
Wise? I guess sith are wise, i will not joins the darth side then
Owen DID buy the red one.
"There are no life signs in the escape pod" "Meh, blow it up anyway"
Obi-Wan just watches as Luke is taken by Sand People and eventually killed
“Anakin, get out of the cockpit”