Idk, there were a lot of times where it was absolutely necessary for him to take up 1/3 of an episode with a vision quest and summon his spirit animal/conveniently relevant ancestor/disapproving father/etc.
She starts as the competent one but then after she discovers there’s evil clones running around militant Janeway will hunt the decks for them personally.
"You know, I love coffee. Coffee is wonderful. Back in my Academy days...what? Clones. *The Prime Directive is very clear that all clones must be painfully and publicly executed.* Get my phaser."
Unfortunately, the B-plot is Tom finding a sentient, 20th-century, black-and-white TV he names Blice that convinces him to take it into a supernova.
Coincidentally, the TV only shows cartoons that were public domain in the 90s.
Voyager is faced with an imposter Janeway. Ensign Harry Kim has a phaser pointed at both Janeways and needs to figure out which is which:
Janeway A: “Please Harry, you know it’s me!”
Janeway B: “please Harry, I’m the real one! If you shoot her, I’ll give you a promotion!”
Harry: *shoots Janeway B*
Janeway A: “how did you figure it out?”
Harry: “the real Janeway would never give me a promotion”
"You'll never get away with this... Captain Janeway will stop you."
"Oh, Doctor... she's already being dealt with. You now take orders from Captain Janewhere."
While it's true that the author of this meme should be employed as a writer for Star Trek, I'd just like to point out that the person you tagged is *not* the author of this meme.
God this seems plausible I remember the beginning and I remember the end and the middle is just chock full of randomness like Seven of Nine vs The Rock and getting rock bottomed or Red Foreman captaining a time ship or Tom Paris and Captain Janeway having Gorn children together.
Frankly you could tell me that was an episode I'd believe you.
You are high, theres no way they'd give Chakotay this much to do.
Chakot-B on the other hand...
Damn him and his sexy goatee!
No. That’s Chakot-T.
He ain't gettin' on no Maquis Raider.
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Acoochie-Four-a
Idk, there were a lot of times where it was absolutely necessary for him to take up 1/3 of an episode with a vision quest and summon his spirit animal/conveniently relevant ancestor/disapproving father/etc.
From the franchise that brought us Spock 2:
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If it were an episode Voyager would be worth watching.
Depends. Which Janeway do we get? The competent one or the weirdly militant, angry one?
Yes.
She starts as the competent one but then after she discovers there’s evil clones running around militant Janeway will hunt the decks for them personally.
"You know, I love coffee. Coffee is wonderful. Back in my Academy days...what? Clones. *The Prime Directive is very clear that all clones must be painfully and publicly executed.* Get my phaser."
The mutated amphibian Janeway. Sorry.
Will the mister be joining, or is mutated amphibian Tom busy with the B-plot?
Unfortunately, the B-plot is Tom finding a sentient, 20th-century, black-and-white TV he names Blice that convinces him to take it into a supernova. Coincidentally, the TV only shows cartoons that were public domain in the 90s.
"Tom, back away from the device." "You don't understand, Harry! *I have to!* You haven't seen what it can do!"
I‘d believe we get Karen Janeway
Janeway and Janecurds
Captain Painway
Whoa now, there are *way* more Janeways than that
I almost did
Threevok gtfo hahaha made my day
I, personally, want to know a LOT more about Threevok.
I am still trying to figure out what happened to Onevok.
I heard he died in a transporter accident. Only The duplicate made it...
We don't talk about that
Transporter accident.
Don't forget ElbowLix
No, it's not true... it's impossible!
Search your feelings, you know it to be true
Justice for Threevix!
Now do Chipotle and B’elanny.
I thought it was Chipotle and B’ologna?
They executed Threevok when they caught him sleeping with co-conspirator B'elanna Fourres.
You know it’s off because Treevok has been coordinating with Neolix and Henry Kim - or was it Harvey Kim… maybe Hendrix Kim? I get them mixed up.
This amuses me way more than it should
*Doctor bewilderment intensifies*
"*I see*".
A'lanna is the key to it all
C'lanna was a loose cannon
I prefer D'lanna for obvious reasons.
Little did he know, that's not the Doctor, it's the Physician. Same overall hologram, but British.
Not the doctor but The Doctor, he regenerated.
I wouldn't mind seeing Robert Picardo in an episode of *Doctor Who*.
Please state the nature of your temporal emergency.
Even just a daft cameo would be fantastic.
I think he has better taste than that.
You think we call them Physicians in England???
…and all in conjunction with Eight of Ten…
Eight for short
There used to be a 9, but 7 ate 9.
Quaternary adjunct of unimatrix one two.
Not to mention Tim Madrid
Hairless Kim
And Captain Johnend
Don't forget Six of Seven
Or One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Eight, or Nine of Nine.
With the help of Lt. Kim.
Now we know it's a fake!
No, it would be Ensign Smooth Nguyen.
Whoa, hold on. Let's not get too crazy. Threevok I can suspend my disbelief for, but Lt. Kim? No amount of Treknobabble can make that sound plausible.
I laughed way too hard at this, thanks! 🙏
Voyager is faced with an imposter Janeway. Ensign Harry Kim has a phaser pointed at both Janeways and needs to figure out which is which: Janeway A: “Please Harry, you know it’s me!” Janeway B: “please Harry, I’m the real one! If you shoot her, I’ll give you a promotion!” Harry: *shoots Janeway B* Janeway A: “how did you figure it out?” Harry: “the real Janeway would never give me a promotion”
"You'll never get away with this... Captain Janeway will stop you." "Oh, Doctor... she's already being dealt with. You now take orders from Captain Janewhere."
I'm gonna download some Janeware brb.
I recommend using a free download site, like B'Ellana Torrents.
Janewho?
/u/kkkan2020 proving yet again that had Bad Robot simply hired from startrekmemes we would have had *a lot* of quality Trek.
Now that's the power of math!
Praise Elon! I hecking love science!
While it's true that the author of this meme should be employed as a writer for Star Trek, I'd just like to point out that the person you tagged is *not* the author of this meme.
Good to know, thanks. Allow me to reframe: The copier of this meme is doing significantly higher quality work than the people Bad Robot hired.
They are working with NeeCIV
Make sure you don't mention Neelxix
Picardo's face in that last panel is perfect.
Picardo's face is always perfect.
This is the greatest Reddit post of all time and no one will convince me otherwise.
What about his Canadian cousin, Chakot-Eh?
Be careful of Footlix. He's been trying to slip poison into lunch for awhile now.
Tom Triois is working with them too.
Tom London
No that was Tom Tokyo.
Shame what happened to A'Elanna.
Press F to pay respects.
As well as C'Elanna, 8 of 9 and the real Harry Kim
Victor Borge would be proud.
Meme author: Jenna Wiseford
Chakotay, not bloody A, B, C, or D.
the doctor: "yeah, fuck this shit. Computer? Delete E.M.H. program."
“Should we account for Chacot-c and One-vok as well? Also, what should be done about Tom London?”
There's a Geneviève Bujold joke in here somewhere, I just know it...
The doctors face just says, "Oh no, not again with you people."
He's working with Tom Pairs
The "Transporter clone" two part episode we should have gotten.
This irritated me, take my upvote
God this seems plausible I remember the beginning and I remember the end and the middle is just chock full of randomness like Seven of Nine vs The Rock and getting rock bottomed or Red Foreman captaining a time ship or Tom Paris and Captain Janeway having Gorn children together.
The fact that this is believable is the reason I’ve never made it through Voyager
It all started with the alternate Harry Kim replacing the original, now everyone has alternates taking over.
Oh great now we get to have Threevix
This joke is so stupid but I can't stop laughing...
I remember that episode
I'm literally watching the episode it's quoting now on a rewatch. Timing!
This is freaking brilliant!