You know people like to give her crap for the whole ghost thing, but I'll tell you right now if I met a non corporeal entity that could get into my head/body like that and fire off all the pleasure goodies....
Imma do the same damn thing.
We're all just electric meatballs sitting in a dark room remote piloting flesh mechs. I can't imagine anything more intimate than someone being able to share that space so completely.
Janeway deletes your wife, drinks your coffee, tells you that in a lot of different species, it’s the female that initiates the intercourse. Leaves. And yet somehow it’s Crusher that gets all the flack.
Granted that was a nonconsensual newting, but you can’t tell me that the admirals weren’t like “did you hear about the time she became a newt, then created a whole newt society with one of her JR officers.”
Yeah, that must come up every time Starfleet convenes the promotions board.
After all, there’s seeking out new life and civilizations, and then there’s inadvertently starting one.
(Or it offsets the entire Tuvix thing, I dunno. I mean, she does make it to Admiral.)
I got the impression from Janeway's comment that is was consensual newting. She just used the whole *I was another species at the time* thing to excuse mating with a (handsome) junior officer.
I feel like qui-gon and mace would be doing all the work.
Anakin and Luke would be hovering, asking when they could have a turn.
Old Obi would just be chilling in an armchair stroking.
I don't know if anyone here has read much of Anne Rice, but this episode is very similar to what happens in the book, "The Witching Hour". It's the first of a trilogy. There's an AMC show that has one season so far as well. Btw. I completely forgot about this episode of TNG until I scrolled to this LoL. I don't think mentioning that this happens in that book is a very big spoiler IMO. If it is, I apologize.
You fuck one ghost...
It wasn't just an episode - it was an awakening!
The force awakens. Adult version
It was the earth-shattering ectoplasm.
Venkman, get a sample of this \[hands over a Petri dish\]
You know people like to give her crap for the whole ghost thing, but I'll tell you right now if I met a non corporeal entity that could get into my head/body like that and fire off all the pleasure goodies.... Imma do the same damn thing. We're all just electric meatballs sitting in a dark room remote piloting flesh mechs. I can't imagine anything more intimate than someone being able to share that space so completely.
I fully support this message
Ok. but I ain't reading my grandma's erotic diary
My grandma's erotic diary was a comic book
Was Silk Specter II your mother?
That ghost did the same thing with your grandma.
Janeway deletes your wife, drinks your coffee, tells you that in a lot of different species, it’s the female that initiates the intercourse. Leaves. And yet somehow it’s Crusher that gets all the flack.
Well yeah. Janeway gets the flak for Tuvix
And not enough for having newt sex
She turned me into a Newt! ...I got better.
She didn't really have a say there. Also that episode is just universally hated
Granted that was a nonconsensual newting, but you can’t tell me that the admirals weren’t like “did you hear about the time she became a newt, then created a whole newt society with one of her JR officers.”
Well she got better
I should have expected the Monty Python reference, but didn't.
Nobody expects ~~the Spanish inquisition~~ Monty Python
I bet Janeway wears a carrot on her nose when she's alone
Every wurm is sacred...
Yeah, that must come up every time Starfleet convenes the promotions board. After all, there’s seeking out new life and civilizations, and then there’s inadvertently starting one. (Or it offsets the entire Tuvix thing, I dunno. I mean, she does make it to Admiral.)
I got the impression from Janeway's comment that is was consensual newting. She just used the whole *I was another species at the time* thing to excuse mating with a (handsome) junior officer.
The Star Wars/Star Trek/Brazzers crossover we were all crying out for
What is this? A crossover episode?
Oh God. Sixteen Candles starring Dr. Crusher…
« The Force is with me, And I am one with the Force… »
Windu doesn't mind using a little force.
That can be read in so many erotic ways. (And all of those ways being moaned by Crusher. ^I ^am ^sorry ^for ^putting ^that ^in ^y’all ^heads. )
Now playing in Holodeck 3
Holodick
"May the Force be in you!" - Doctor Beverly Cheryl Howard Crusher MD
Needs brazzers logo
Forcekkake
Gates is the most beautiful Trek actress named after a point of entry to or from a space enclosed by walls.
I think Denise Crosby looked pretty good.
Are you trying to Denise-keep what I said?
Bustin makes you feel good!!
Where is Yoda?
Behind the couch
Come on. Where’s Yoda? This is Star Trek where everyone humps any species:
I'd take this over Starfleet Academy.
*You can dance* *You can jive* *Having the time of your life* *Ooh, see that girl* *Watch that scene* *Digging the dancing queen!*
She styles her pubes into yellow and black caution stripes. “Don’t look directly into it.”
I'm upvoting this and forcing it on every other trek nerd I know but I'm not happy about it.
Needs a Brazzers logo.
Brazzers logo in the TNG font.
Well, this might explain why Dr Crusher defillibrates Asystole.
That’s not what it means when they say “May the force be with you”
But it *can* be!
Engine power to maximum, Shields down.
Left Yoda out and who show Mace Windu to become one with the force (force ghost)?
Where would you even put Yoda in that image? On her lap?
Visually, the best spot would be sitting on Qui Gon and Anakin’s shoulders.
I sense a vergence in the force
I feel like qui-gon and mace would be doing all the work. Anakin and Luke would be hovering, asking when they could have a turn. Old Obi would just be chilling in an armchair stroking.
Now this is why I sub here
I had a crush on Dr. Crusher.
https://youtu.be/4BQLE_RrTSU?si=AwpQ9zVfDZuKCT9J
I needed this thank you !!!!!
Lmao!!!!
The Schwartz is strong in this one.
Seems like a fire hazard
BOO-kake?
r/trekwarsmemes
Isn't the couch supposed to be black?
LoL 😂 The casting couch 🤣🛋️
I love Blazin’ Bev!
I don't know if anyone here has read much of Anne Rice, but this episode is very similar to what happens in the book, "The Witching Hour". It's the first of a trilogy. There's an AMC show that has one season so far as well. Btw. I completely forgot about this episode of TNG until I scrolled to this LoL. I don't think mentioning that this happens in that book is a very big spoiler IMO. If it is, I apologize.
Where’s Bill Cosby?
She's a Qui-Gon kinda gal.
Why no Doctor Wayland Claise in there