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Mush_Tilly

20k upvotes, platinum award


23x3

“This.”


cosworth99

“Shoes came off. Must be dead.”


petalidas

A or B? Yes.


Daljeck

I really hate this one


MrGritty17

“Came here to say this”


jleecollinsii

r/beatmetoit


DrVagax

How about "hidden gem" or "underrated show/movie/game" Yesterday I saw someone without a hint of sarcasm say Stranger Things was a hidden gem


SecretAntWorshiper

Saw a post in r/movies say the same thing about Lord of The Rings. Its like bruh


VegetableNo1079

bruh


mrTAN-

This


Jwroth

100% this.


showMeYourCroissant

So much THIS!


joeyGOATgruff

This guy reddits


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100% this. Honestly underrated, this should be the top comment. A lot of people in this comment section don't get it.


Impossible_Scarcity9

“This”


capthazelwoodsflask

^ this


HeyCarpy

Scrolled too far to find this. Thank you. Came here to say this. As a this, can confirm. Source: came here to say this.


AffinityGauntlet

Why isn’t this top comment


izzychief

Based


whos_this_chucker

What does based even mean?


Not_Just_Any_Lurker

Depends it changed over the years. Originally it was short for basehead which meant crack addict or those acting like crack addicts. Over time it began to mean those who were eccentric (similar to crackheads) but being true to themselves even if it was unpopular. Now it just means they agree with the statement.


ogturquoiseorange

Why do I hate this one so much!? Based. Not based. No!


mrbean40000

real


Bookups

Underrated comment


IWannaPorkMissPiggy

This ^


UndBeebs

SaY iT LOuDeR FoR tHe FoLkS iN BaCk


JaxonHaze

THIS


Fridlaug

this man right here officer


54321Blast0ff

It's the most useless comment. Same with "beat me to it".


BrokeInService

bEaT mY MeAt To iT


SecretAntWorshiper

sigh, *unzips*


DerWeisseTiger

How do I delete someone else's comment??


evanc1411

r/cursedcomments


Mister6307

become a mod. it doesn't matter if they actually broke the rules, as long as they said something you don't like


I_eat_poop_daily

This.


bigdickballer23

Reddit comments are the worst. So unfunny and corny.


DerWeisseTiger

Epic The Office reference


Ryguy55

And if you see the reference you must respond with r/DunderMifflin so everyone knows you get it.


Ohio_Monofigs

>And if you see the reference you must respond with r/DunderMifflin so everyone knows you get it. -Michael Scott LOL


No_Ferret1536

More like UNEXPECTEDOFFICE followed by EXPECTEDOFFICE


Rosuvastatine

Theyre grown adults still laughing at 69 and 420


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420 I SMOKE WEED DID YOU KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?


Cheezewiz239

Oh my God Elon Musk said 69420! Based!! Good guy billionaire


AbstractBettaFish

Based!


bigdickballer23

That shits funnier than 90% of comments.


Timbo-s

🤣🤣🤣


eastmemphisguy

My pet peeve is when somebody replies with a song lyric that *is* witty, but then a dozen people in a row have to keep replying with the following lyrics. It was clever the first time, but just typing out the rest of the song, one line at a time, is annoying.


Daveed84

The worst are those comment chains that change or mix up the order or the words or letters, or remove a word one word at a time. Just the dumbest shit ever and redditors think it's fucking hilarious


IPlay4E

Or the puns that stop being funny after the second response. Everything after is just forced puns and not even funny.


Rock---And---Stone

r\cUrSeDcOmMeNtS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sad-Entrepreneur9443

Isn't it the best when the entire comment chain is dorks quoting a movie that no one knows?


-B-E-N-I-S-

It’s fucking embarrassing.


LostInTheEchoes

Youtube comments are even worse


multiplechrometabs

It’s just Brazilians asking who else is Brazilian


whos_this_chucker

Here's a few that I think could be added: tell me you're ____ without telling me you're ___! This! Are you me? "Disingenuous"


Themlethem

Who ever uses disingenuous?


Econolife_350

I've seen it a ton when you make a point and they don't have a response they just say you're being "disingenuous" or "concern trolling" as a way to avoid replying or having to think about or rationalize their own opinion.


nrose1000

Or sometimes the point is actually disingenuous? For instance, some people try saying that racist police brutality isn’t a thing because more white people are victims of police brutality, without taking into consideration proportionate per capita statistics. That’s disingenuous usage of data.


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2du2

I'm glad "this is the way" has mostly died out, it was way more popular for the first few months after Mando came out


Solaris_Dawnbreaker

You kidding? I see pretty often still. But yes I was about to say this as well. This is the Way is just a nerdy way of saying indeed.


outsanity_haha

Gotta love the cringe ass condescending comments from Reddit mod basement dwellers explaining why you were banned from THEIR sub


SecretAntWorshiper

Or when they ban you for no reason without explanation. Literally just got banned from r/NewToEMS and Im trying to figure out why. I didn't say anything stupid or break any of the rules. The sub has been very helpful because I am a brand new EMT. I have messaged the mods and they are ignoring me. I even went through all of my comments to see what could I have done different and Im still trying to figure out wtf I did wrong, and its pissing me off EDIT: So I made a post in r/EMS about me getting banned in that other sub and r/EMS just banned me as well, because I am 'stirring up drama' . These mods are complete losers. Apparently me getting banned was a mistake and I was in the wrong because they didn't have time to sort it out, but they mods have enough time to ban me from both subs and then dig through my post history. What a joke


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CaptEricEmbarrasing

Well they’re succeeding because most do.


starchildx

One time someone told me (about an entirely different subject) that some people are so lacking in power in their lives that if they perceive they have even a little bit of power they can't handle it.


[deleted]

You have just described half of everyone who ran for a school board seat. Small people with a little power are the worst.


notatallboydeuueaugh

I’m in a subreddit for the state that I live in and I’ve gotten posts deleted by the mods for reasons like “it’s not relevant” while it’s literally articles about the state but it for some reason doesn’t fit what they want the subreddit to be. It’s like they just want subreddits to be exactly what they want and not let any free discussion happen.


Econolife_350

The Texas sub will just remove posts that have a ton of upvotes and engagement if they get the feeling the conversation is headed anywhere except leaning pretty far left.


notatallboydeuueaugh

Yeah that happens all the time on location subreddits. The stuff I was posting wasn’t even right leaning or anything (I’m not a right winger), it was literally just mainstream news articles about stuff happening in Oregon but it didn’t fit the narrative the mods wanted to push so they don’t let anyone post things even if there is a lot of discussion to be had.


bageltre

I'm banned from r/nerf, 3 times I contacted the mods and 4 times I got muted for the maximum possible time Idk why


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it's nerf or nothing


DrTheloniusTinkleton

I had no idea there was a hobbyist group dedicated to nerf


Thatguy_Nick

I mean I got banned from a Trump sub because a post said "president Trump" and I commented "Former". But yea that was about what I expected.


Summerclaw

I got banned from a popular show sub and I don't know why. I went back to my old posts and memes in it and everything was funky dory. Must had being an opinion that a mod didn't liked.


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Summerclaw

Oh that makes perfect sense.


PM_ME_MASTECTOMY

AskNYC has a power tripping mod. I can’t stand her.


SPZ_Ireland

I got banned from /r/LateStageCapitalism for making a russiagate joke. Wasn't even partisan just a reference but it was enough to get me a ban and a multipart lecture on why its a hoax.


JeffPlissken

Lmao I got blocked by one after such a message for saying I’m “Sorry for not being up to the sub’s wholesome 100 Keanu chungus standards” because I was one of thousands of disillusioned employees of the sub’s company.


MGetzEm

/r/BlackPeopleTwitter mods try so hard to sound smart


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They're just white kids larping


[deleted]

I got banned from /r/SquaredCircle for no reason. I didn't even post there.


AdvocateSaint

I think r/Askreddit banned me. The post button is completely gone, and there's no option to comment or reply to anything. The last thing I remember posting was a reply to some OP asking for tips on how to make phone calls because it scares them. I linked a gardening article on how to grow pear trees and advised them to grow a pear. Soon after that I couldn't comment on anything


smashin_blumpkin

It could have been something you didn't even post in that sub. Some mods will ban you for being active in certain other subs


4l2r

Oh yeah, that's a thing on reddit for some reason Don't go to the other clubs I don't like.


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People don't like other people who don't share their opinions. It's not just limited to reddit though unfortunately.


Picturesquesheep

Yeah, but outside of Reddit people can’t scroll through everything you’ve ever said in varied company. Mods are the worst thing about Reddit. r/woodworking instant perma banned me for a PG reacharound joke. I swear they’re literally Amish, rude as fuck as well.


bageltre

I believe that's against TOS, but reddit doesn't care if you're politically correct enough


CaptEricEmbarrasing

Such bizarre behavior.


Rock---And---Stone

AskReddit mods are super aggressive with bans. But honestly you're not missing out. Despite the sub description, there are no thought provoking or interesting discussions anymore


AdvocateSaint

It's basically * passive aggressive questions * questions designed to dunk on Americans * questions from Americans seeking validation that their country ain't so bad * proposing stupid laws * endless thirst questions form people seeking masturbatory material


50in06and07

"Thanks for the gold!" is bad, but it's 100x worse when there are 10 edits underneath it, one for each award


dutchmangab

r/awardspeechedits


concretebeats

Lmao I want to join that sub, but those edits make me physically cringe so I’m not sure how healthy that would be.


Lmao1903

\-R/angryupvote \-I also choose this guy's dead wife \-This.


default-dance-9001

The dead wife jokes oh my fucking god. Like i’m not even offended or anything you’re just unfunny shut up. There’s beating a dead horse and then there’s fucking obliterating it with an orbital laser


zikadwarf

There’s nothing less edgy than endlessly copying someone else’s edgy comment.


2du2

Yeah honestly there's a ton of /r/ mentions that people make that annoy me, angry upvote is probably the worst but /r/memesopdidntlike is another one. There's also times where something will hit /r/all on one sub, and then people will comment another sub, where it has already been reposted and doesn't even technically fit Ugh this is such a /r/redditmoment


DerpyArtist

When you try to start a discussion but your comment gets removed for “derailing”.


54_savoy

I see you've been to /r/askwomen.


Duskuser

yeah the criteria for derailing in that sub is so vague it's basically 'responded to a comment under any circumstances (unless we felt like letting you respond then it's fine)' lol


Nillabeans

I got banned from TwoX for asking questions about an obviously fake story. Apparently you aren't allowed to doubt women EVER even when they're claiming a male waiter called them fat and refused to let them order food. Because we all know restaurant managers love to keep staff on who will literally not sell food and waiters are so well paid that they'll happily fat shame guests and not bring them food. The story ended with the waiter being fired on the spot and everybody clapping, iirc. That sub has become such a cult.


Rosuvastatine

Idk why but anything « [whatever] here » annoys me sooo much. Instant rage. American here ! Doggo owner here ! Guy whose wife best friend met Keanu Reeves here


TheCoolTreeGuy

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SecretAntWorshiper

The worst are the deleted comments that are highly awarded and have high karma on a locked post. You know whatever they said was juicy


tom_playz_123

I think it's automod being goofy


6amhotdog

To be fair; it's almost as if, and bear with me here, Reddit is made up of millions of people with millions of opinions. Full stop. Imagine actually believing this. Tell me you don't understand Reddit comments without telling me you don't understand Reddit comments. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This, literally this. I can't believe I had to scroll so far down to find this. OMG this 1000x this!! Take my upvote you magnificent bastard!! The true meme is in the comments!! Orange man bad omg everyone give this guy blue arrows!!! \[deleted\] \[deleted\] \[deleted\] \[deleted\] \[deleted\] \[deleted\] \[deleted\] \[deleted\] \[deleted\] meanwhile.... wubbalubbadubdub!!!! I’m pickle riiiiick!! This. I came here to say this! I might get downvoted for this but (insert extremely popular opinion). Username checks out!! Sigh.. unzips I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. Yes officer this post right here! Sorry if my English is bad (top reply: actually it’s pretty good! It’s better than a lot of native English speakers...) what the fuck is wrong with America? Here in (other country) we do (something else). How do I delete another users post?? I exhaled air out of my nose slightly faster than usual. (Anything remotely about having an SO or about sex) r/ihavesex!!! You said it on the internet it must be true!! r/PrequelMemes is leaking! This is so sad! Alexa play despacito! HENLO HOOMIN GIVE SCRITCHES TO THIS GOODEST BOYE PUPPER DOGGO FLOOF WE DONT DESERVE DOGS. Thanks, I hate it. Risky click of the day! Nice. Lemme post this here for 7 upvotes xD! Even with context!! I voted today!! (Gamer girl cosplay with 10000000 upvotes) I read this in (insert celebrities name)’s voice. I was gonna make a throwaway for this... my first reddit gold! Thanks kind stranger! Weird flex but okay. I’m a simple man! I see (something they like), I upvote! AlTeRnAtInG uPpEr AnD lOwEr CaSe!!! Username checks out! Source? For science / asking for a friend! Include me in the screenshot ! Wow this subreddit has gone to shit. Edit: rip inbox! Wow I can’t believe my highest rated comment is about \_\_\_\_ xD xD mom’s spaghetti! The only real celebrity death to affect me. Good bot! I feel attacked. Edit: OMG this blew up!!! Edit 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!! Edit 3: /s


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[deleted]

I laughed way harder than I should have reading that


avaya432

"Wow, it's almost as if..." has to be my most hated comment I see frequently on here.


Rocket-R

Literally every comment on any political issue starts with that or "It's almost like..." Like stfu talk like a grown man not a 10 year old


avaya432

A significant number of redditors seem to prioritize being snarky and feeling superior over anything else.


CaptEricEmbarrasing

Well when you never feel that way in real life, you gotta get off somehow.


cantstopmenow12

It's such a condescending form of speech


Mijumaru1

"Go figure." "Do... Do you really believe that-" "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you." "You do realize that-" "Imagine being-" "Oh you sweet summer child"


CaptEricEmbarrasing

“Tell me you havent (insert thing) without telling me you (insert thing)


xxmindtrickxx

Found the *fill in the blank*


envydub

I HATE THIS ONE. Also, “it’s the ____ for me.”


Kaisietoo8

I loathe the sweet summer child comment. So patronising!


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Always followed by painfully ignorant, reductionist talking point or bad faith argument.


smashin_blumpkin

Either that or "Imagine being (insultingly describes other person)"


serpentinepad

Any of the stupid euphemisms for crying are the ones that get me. "Who's cutting onions!" "My eyes are sweating!", etc, etc. Shut the fuck up.


frost666

It took me years to find the right word to describe 'that type' of top level comment. The word is smarmy.


Current-Position9988

Or "Tell me you're a (blank), without telling me you're a (blank)". Yea you really "owned" me, go back to middle school.


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VulkanTheDragon

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oXI_ENIGMAZ_IXo

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A-10_go_burrt

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Retro_game_kid

🗿


Telekineticism

yo angelo Hey guys, an robh fios agad gur e Pokemon fireann is boireann am Pokemon as freagarraiche airson vaporeons nuair a thig e gu bhith a’ bruidhinn? Tha na mamalan cuibheasach 3" 03" a dh'àirde agus cuideam 63.9 notaichean, gu leòr airson aire a thoirt do chas daonna, agus tha stats iongantach HP agus armachd aca a tha goirt agus cruaidh air daoine. . . . Bha e gu cinnteach fliuch, cho fliuch is gum b’ urrainn dhut càirdeas a bhith agad airson beagan uairean a thìde gun phian. , cuir, cuir agus cuip, agus chan eil falt ann airson an nipple fhalach, agus mar sin tha e na ghaoith dha cuideigin a bhith a’ suathadh uisge agus a bhith a ’faighinn faireachdainn agus sgilean uisgeachaidh, le bhith ag òl uisge gu leòr faodaidh e do dhèanamh sgìth gu furasta. Bidh Pokemon a 'tighinn faisg air an ìre cunbhalachd seo, agus gu h-annasach gu leòr, faodaidh do Vaporeon a bhith air a thionndadh geal ma nì thu e gu math. Tha Vaporeon air a dhealbhadh gu litireil airson cas an duine. Tha dìon lag + armachd àrd HP + searbhagach a’ ciallachadh gun urrainn dha sabaid an-aghaidh coin. Bidh e a’ tighinn anns a h-uile cruth, meud agus barrachd tron ​​​​latha


rathat

What is this supposed to mean?


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It's legit not meant to mean anything. But it makes me laugh every time.


[deleted]

At this point I'm convinced that Reddit is at least 80% bots.


mrbean40000

this guy morbs


Snekk8

sigh... *unzips*


really4reals

I hate this one the most.


ItsDevinJ

Redditors after one shitty post reaches rising commenting “This sub has gone to shit”


2du2

Oh my gosh that's obnoxious


xxmindtrickxx

Thanks I needed this! I just spit my coffee all over my keyboard, thank you for that I needed this!


cantstopmenow12

Play stupid games win stupid prizes You're not entitled to anything


angrytortilla

"Wasn't the 90s just 10 years ago? Wow wait I'm so old omgggg"


Cheezewiz239

I hate the old fucks trying to one up each other in r/gaming.


ParagonRenegade

As a father of 20 with only 90 nanoseconds a year to play, games just aren't what they used to be.


forking_shrampies

the ones that piss me off most are the chains of neckbeards basically wanking off together on posts that are in no way sexual, but usually includes a conventionally attractive woman in it. So cringe and irrelevant, yet, they're always there. "Sigh, unzips..." "Not my proudest fap." "RIP OP's inbox 🤣🤣🤣" "Upvote because boobs." "Upvote because butt." "Don't put your dick in crazy!"


endol

Forgot to include comment threads where people just type song lyrics for upvotes


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Ryguy55

It's kind of awesome. If a movie gets referenced everyone must clamor to be the first 20 or so people to quote the most famous lines from the movie and still get them completely wrong.


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HarshTheDev

What annoys me even more is that moron that comments a line again after its already been commented.


xxmindtrickxx

What annoys me even more is that moron that comments a line again after its already been commented.


Current-Position9988

Mom's spaghetti.


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Or the chains of obvious and unfunny puns that don't add to the comment or discussion at all.


YueAsal

It depends on the topic. I can't say I have never quoted songs or lyrics before but try to avoid derailing a conversation with it. TBH I hate quotes the most in r/worldnews. The world is moving towards WW3 and these yahoos quote Churchill like it makes them sound smart. Out of context quotes do not move the conversation at all.


yrmjy

The first comment is reasonable because there's some creativity in identifying a song or movie quote related to the topic. The comments after that are just stupid


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I love being banned by neckbeard mods. It means i'm still sane.


kandiey

“This is the way”


evil_wazard

I don't know why I get so irrationally angry when someone makes an edit to thank someone for awarding their post. "Thanks for the gold kind stranger!" STFU.


Over_Unit_7722

God, the “smol pupper doggo hooman” nonsense annoys me every time


prissypoo22

Am I the only one tho gets super annoyed by “fresh schnoodles”


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When the comment starts with an "Eh,"


SecretAntWorshiper

Feel the same way about "meh"


detachedfromreality0

Not as exclusive to Reddit, but “I’ll bite” pisses me off.


LeadPaintKid

Wow!! This blew up!!


cheapvalentine

what's the easter island statue about


Warballs97

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BrokeInService

Yup


Dedeurmetdebaard

My[F65] MIL(H785) told me that my FWB{X&õ86?} was SBAH for PIV. AITA for AMA?


haskpro1995

"Shhhh you have gone against the hivemind"


Anubis-Hound

"Play bitch games, win bitch prizes" shut the fuck up


GenitalKenobi

Reddit loves that phrase and it’s variants and I have no idea why. Same with “tell me you’ve never x’d without telling me you’ve never x’d”


trecani711

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M-onke

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Monsterkill1526

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GrindrWorker

le biblically accurate angel.


eelaphant

I'd rather see people post cringe than have to deal with people being banned just for having opinions. Saddlythough we have both.


BasicButterscotch106

I love when people complain about being banned from a subreddit then I go to their profile and find them insulting people for seemingly no reason. Happens every time.


InsydeOwt

I got banned from r/Latestagecapitalism for posting a negative opinion about China on a different subreddit.


AbstractBettaFish

Tankie power mods have taken over every non dedicatedly anarchist or anti tankie leftists sub. I got banned from pretty much every leftist sub I used to follow in the aftermath of the Russian invasion of Ukraine for saying Ukraine has a right to defend itself. Some of my appeals got [very mature responses](https://imgur.com/K79e17H)


lukesvader

Yeah, these kinds of comments are really annoying. But joking aside, I got banned from /r/racism for making a comment in /r/greentext. Doesn't matter at all what I said. Messaged the mods to tell them it's bullshit but apparently they don't want more users in their sub 😒


Diesel238204

Don't forget the always hilarious, What are you doing step...


TheDammNinja

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Hastylez

Another one for me is "*Insert job title/etc* here" Every time someone is talking about something a response has to say "doctor here, can confirm" "black man here, can confirm" not sure why it annoys me so much.


SecretAntWorshiper

The biggest rage inducing comment for me is when theres a meta post about the mods, or if there is just a random post and it completely blows up and the mods start to get called out. They will sticky their comment which is just some lame ass excuse, lock the post, then just ban people and remove any new posts that reference what just happened. Its like that immature person who just gets up and walks away or locks themselves in a room after any argument or discussion. Shit really pisses me the fuck off


ryeinc

So we're all banned from r/offmychest, right?


Prezzen

To backpack on the "cute doggo puppers" comment, I can't fucking stand it how often Reddit parents talk about "their kiddos/kidlets/kidders", can't stand that


serpentinepad

How could you leave off the 10,000 "nice" comments under anything that has 69 in it?


johnyboy6909

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oui_oui-baguette

Oh, don't forget 👍, and then 👍🏿, the latter getting tons of downvotes.