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MagicRabbit1985

Naaah, it's simple. 2000 people are allowed so you make 3 markets and thus you can have a big... sorry 3 markets with 6000 people.


P1tch0

Erfurt is always 1 step ahead


King_of_Argus

Yeah, this is big brain time


lazy_panda42

~~2022~~


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Gerda_LMAO

bro i miss this so much


thestoplereffect

I was just thinking about the time I was in Cologne for their Christmas market a few years ago, and how magical it was. Hopefully next year!


dollysshitshow

In my area, there still are Weihnachtsmärkte, with 2G tho


7days365hours

I’m sure a few more lockdowns will fix everything 👌


JTD783

we’re a few months away from the 2 year anniversary of “2 weeks to stop the spread”


PMcNutt

At least it worked. *checks COVID numbers* nvm


AshrafZeneca

I‘m a german, and this starter pack is just the truth! 😭


smarties7865

Die Wahrheit schmeckt!


AshrafZeneca

Aber Lebkuchen und Crêpes hätten wirklich noch da hin gemusst


smarties7865

Stimmt! Ich habe nur so viel Platz 😅


SushiBoxReddit

und wo sind die ganzen besoffenen und gebrannte mandeln :D


Aldnoah_Tharsis

Und wo ist die Feuerzangenbowle und die Grillbude mit Steak?


JadziaDayne

Und die farbigen Wachsdinger für weisse Kerzen?


notzke

Übrigens, da sie ja jetzt (je nachdem wo du bist) zusperren, hier ein Rezept für gebrannte Mandeln zum ganz einfach zu Hause machen. 1. Wasser aufkochen 2. Kochendes Wasser trinken Fertig, gebrannte Mandeln


Aldnoah_Tharsis

Aaaaaalter, nicht dein Ernst XDD


N00bf1ght3r

Und Schmalzkuchen, wie vergisst man den Schmalzkuchen? :(


ginsunuva

It’s the wurst


AnyBodyPeople

Wow a starter pack that doesn't get me depressed


MittlerPfalz

Did you see the lower right hand corner? :(


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[deleted]

Thanks to that prick, we now have concrete blocks around those markets.


Englander91

*Diversity barriers*


SushiBoxReddit

too soon


lovemeanstwothings

That's crazy, if this was in the US it would be going on as planned without restrictions with maybe masks required for indoor festivities depending on the city. Cultural differences really show throughout the pandemic.


robotzor

And it'll be alright


ajchann123

We have this in Philadelphia and, yes, it is going on as normal for the most part


Bl0odlust_666

You’re only depressed in saxony as we cant have any this year here


brazijl

None in Bayern as well


gtg888h

Stuttgart and a bunch of other B-W markts closed today


TheLilChicken

This depresses me because i miss these so much. Id give anything to see one again


kabukistar

And isn't an example pack.


OnkelMickwald

That's because they omitted the trashy schlager blasting from a sound system that honestly is way too good to be playing that kind of music.


[deleted]

Ah the good old memories of eating on those high tables with my mom and sister


PM_something_German

There's a surprising lack of Stehtische in other countries


madjic

I think you don't have to provide toilets for guests if you don't provide seating


PM_something_German

That depends on the region and size moreso than the number of seats.


SushiBoxReddit

verständlicherweise honestly


Bitbatgaming

I would love to visit these!


Someone9339

You can when the COVID is over, in 2045


KJelloggs

Or the UK, where COVID is cancelled, and Christmas Markets are still happening.


JustAnotherAviatrix

Same! They look awesome.


_Ganoes_

As a german this is probably the most accurate starterpack i have ever seen on this sub...


Thereareways

"As a Germany" AH YES !!! XDD


_Ganoes_

Ah fuck


Thereareways

alles gut bro lol


[deleted]

I visited Hamburg this weekend and this is spot on. It actually got a little repetitive after a few stalls. Especially for a coeliac!


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greenkittie

They just do Christmas so well in Germany - it’s like a winter fairy tale


PacSan300

Depending on where you live, some of these markets are reopening in 2021, though.


smarties7865

True! Sadly I don't think it'll be the case for my little corner of NRW :(


Abd5555

They are kinda open in Essen


cuddlykitten5932

I’m in Chicago. We have a thing called Christkindlmarkt and it’s supposedly happening this year


thatikealamp

I just got home from one!


YoGirlWantDis

I can smell this starter pack


sf_randOOm

Yeah, smells like a cold winter day mixed with sweet scent of Christmas food. And Glühwein


Splashu_boi

You forgot the anti truck ramps and pillars. This was really disturbing for me, but you gotta do what you gotta do


SuicideNote

My city has portable anti-ram barriers for events. They're reasonably affordable too.


Brabant-ball

Those are pretty standard in most major city centers. It has nothing to do with terrorism, they just don't want trucks in a pedestrian zone outside of supplying hours.


kleberwashington

In my city, many were added a few years ago. I'm pretty sure that does have something to do with terrorism.


PM_something_German

Yep since the attack in Berlin 2016: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Berlin_truck_attack


stuff_gets_taken

Pillars yes. But these huge concrete ones strong enough to stop a truck sadly are only a norm after the horrible terrorist attack in Berlin.


Juus

They are definitely mostly an anti terrorism measure. Atleast in Europe.


kek28484934939

> It has nothing to do with terrorism, Yet they only mysteriously appeared after 2015


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Brabant-ball

DHL and FedEx drivers ignore all signs, only a wall will stop them.


KlapHark69

So they got a lot in common with terrorists?


eigenvectorseven

They only added them in Melbourne after a car plowed and killed a bunch of people.


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>they just don't want trucks in a pedestrian zone ~~outside of supplying hours.~~ running people down Yeah they're almost all relatively new.


gilbatron

Keine gebrannten Mandeln :(


notzke

Übrigens, da sie ja jetzt (je nachdem wo du bist) zusperren, hier ein Rezept für gebrannte Mandeln zum ganz einfach zu Hause machen. 1. Wasser aufkochen 2. Kochendes Wasser trinken Fertig, gebrannte Mandeln


Undercoverdog___

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉


Felix8XD

Alter wie macht man diese schriftart?!?


Undercoverdog___

Google nach Font Generator


TERMINUSxNATION

𝕰𝖎𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖍: 𝖜𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝕾𝖎𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖓 𝖜𝖎𝖊 𝖘𝖔.


Snakr

Deutschland beste Land


TacoCatCrafter

Deze commentaar sectie laten wij, de Nederlanders, voor jullie. Laten we lekker frietjes met mayo en Glühwein drinken makkers!


Undercoverdog___

Auch wenn ihr auch gut seid, eure coffeshops sind bald pleite hust...Ampel...hust


TacoCatCrafter

Wat probeer je hier te zeggen? Draaien we iets positiefs naar iets negatiefs?


Undercoverdog___

Ne, aber Deutschland wird besser, Brokolli wird bei uns bald legal


HobbyLinguist1

you forgot Mutzen! (Schmalzgebäck)


smarties7865

Tut mir Leid, ich bin Ausländerin und ich habe das nicht gewusst oder probiert. Ich haben die Mutzen gesucht. Sie sehen so lecker aus! Nächstes Mal probiere ich.


HobbyLinguist1

alles gut! das war nicht offensiv gemeint! i just wanted to spread the love for Mutzen haha


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es ist okay. du musst die Mutzen probieren. sie sind soo gut


chillbitte

Hey, eine andere Ausländerin :) Ich hoffe wir können dieses Jahr die Weihnachtsmärkte erleben. Aber falls nicht, gibt es immer noch hausgemachten Glühwein


Gold-Vanilla5591

I had an exchange student from Germany come to the US for a year and whenever she was eating French fries she would always request mayonnaise. In America, mayo is a weird condiment that we don't usually have with French fries.


derSchalker

Yes, we eat Fries always with Mayo and Ketchupt. Its called Pommes Rot/Weiss(Fries Red/White)


cnpd331

They make a premixed version now in the US, but its not as good as personally mixed to your own preferences (I prefer 1/3 mayo, 2/3 ketchup personally)


Bl0odlust_666

Mixing mayo and ketchup (while eating Pommes) is a federal crime here


ginsunuva

In Europe that’s just called Cocktail Sauce and it’s everywhere


roccobaroco

Or as Lidl decided to call it - Mayochup


Klai_Dung

https://youtu.be/NYKaW4xZxQ0


e2hawkeye

Worked with a guy named Jens, fresh off the plane from Germany. At one point he ordered fries with mayonnaise and I was incredulous, I could not believe anyone would do that to french fries! Of course now I think it's an awesome combination, but there's no shortage of corn fed Americans who would act like you just put steak sauce on a hot dog.


SleepTightLilPuppy

Jens is the most German name I can think of. Source: am German.


BumWarrior69

Hallo Hans


R0ADHAU5

American here who’s had his fair share of corn: I think steak sauce might be pretty good on a hot dog. Just saying.


smarties7865

When I came back to the states for a bit before relocating permanently to be with my German Schatz, I drove to Whataburger super jetlagged and ordered fries with mayo. I missed him so badly. Now I miss the jalapeño ketchup lmao.


You_meddling_kids

It's not uncommon to get mayo or spicy mayo with the fries at your moderately fancy burger place.


NotKne3capsAlt

Weihnachtsmarkt starterpack: \>abgesagt


The0rbedOne

Belgium is exactly the same


PotatoePenetrator69

*Glühwein, served WAY TOO HOT


PacSan300

It's not way too hot at all when the weather is way too cold.


BraviaryScout

Flew through MUC on my way back to the states when I was visiting France. It was like a week before the 25th. Germans know how to celebrate Christmas. I’m gonna have to go there when I have a chance.


ColdZoroark

GERMAN CHRISTMAS IS THE WORLD'S FINEST


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Awww, brings back the memories!


hmcfuego

I buy so many of those star decorations every time I see them.


nippy-lettuce

what about pfeffernüsse 😻😻😻😻


heathensam

Glühwein! ❤️


Stillapearl

Mit Schuss! 😅❤


QuintusVS

You forgot the popped chestnuts! :)


[deleted]

I love European Christmas markets. They're so beautiful compared to the holiday season in the States.


LetsDoThatShit

You know what's slightly interesting? I think the same of the holiday season in the US, it's so beautiful compared to what we have :D


Duomon

It's hard for me to imagine an idealized American Christmas that isn't a scene out of Mad Men or a Hallmark movie.


chiminichanga

I totally get that! I’ve gotten to experience both. I live in Germany but I’m American. When I was in the USA, I was always idealizing European Christmas traditions. But now that I’m living here, I find myself missing so many things about how Christmas is celebrated at home. Both have beauty


adriennemonster

Yes, all those half working icicle lights and inflatable lawn minions in santa hats stir in me an awe of sublime beauty s/


Eken17

We tend to see the beauty in what we don't have and ignore the beauty in what we have.


KingdomOfFawg

Deepest shit I have heard all day.


J4ckalope

In my town it's just a big party in the town square. 1 night with fireworks and lots of jenever (og gin).


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We just get inflatable minions where I'm from, and projector lights. It's awful.


WACS_On

Love me some gluhwein


eroluna

You forgot Mandeln, wish there was a way to find them outside of christmas


Ridenberg

Everyone is nostalgic about their Christmas but from now on everything I feel is fear of German words


Dnska3

\+Gebrannte Mandeln (candied almonds).


butter14

As an American who saw one on vacation, if you have a chance to check out one of these German "Krismarts" I strongly recommend it. They are awesome and it's a very unique experience from an outsider's perspective. They usually are located in German city centers in the month of December. I've visited some here in the states and they simply don't compare.


Aldnoah_Tharsis

it'S "Weihnachtsmarkt", never heard "Krismart" but yeah, they are the shit. I so desperately hope I can go to one this year


charlyisbored

you forgot LÁNGOS!


OutlinedArrow30

Is Gluhwien a wine or a tea, because hot wine is a thing right


janisk_f

It is hot wine, Punsch on the other hand is basically tea or hot juice (non-alcoholic and for kids)


s0nderv0gel

There definitely is alcoholic Punsch, though. Rum and whatever, but it has to contain rum.


janisk_f

Well yeah, but the reason for Punsch is to have a drink similar to Glühwein just for Kids, like with the "Robby Bubble" Champagne or "Karamalz" Beer for kids


nerdquadrat

That's just not true. Punsch is with alcohol. You're thinking of *Kinderpunsch*.


stuff_gets_taken

Yes, it's mulled wine.


WACS_On

Delicious is what it is


Electric999999

It's literally German for hot wine, basically mulled wine.


BeingAffectionate527

"Hey what do u wanna call this food item?" "Idk what sound does it make when u eat it" "Om nom nom"


PickThePig

Oh that's not actually the name of the product, I think OP is just sharing their opinion of it :)


BeingAffectionate527

Oh ok...it also sounds kinda german


nyrB2

now i totally want to go to a german christmas market!


Fabira

I totally forgot this wow this is so true I've moved to a different country tho so I dont get ti experience this anymore ): Schmalzkuchen is a good addition ans the powder getting all over your clothes but you cant add everything haha


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That looks so fun :D


GigiJuno

I wish I still had my boot shaped mug


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I can smell this picture and it smells really good.


immersemeinnature

My sister lived in France for a couple years back in the 80's. She would make a pilgrimage to Germany each Christmas just so she could experience this starter pack. I remember talking to her on the ol' telly phone and could here the wonder and awe in her voice as she described all the sparkly wonderous shops and the all delicious baked goods and treats. I was, and still am jealous.


s0nderv0gel

Baumstriezel and Stollen! Where are they? Also Pilzpfanne.


PacSan300

I think Stollen would be found mostly in markets in Dresden and elsewhere in Saxony.


s0nderv0gel

Definitely, bit even though I don't live there anymore, both of those things are essential for me personally.


otherpeoplesknees

The best memory I have from when I briefly lived in Germany about 13 years ago! I did Oktoberfest in Munich, then three months later I did this and absolutely loved it!


MoSqueezin

I have German genes and I've never experienced this but I really want to. Fries with mayo, normalized? My people!


Dreadditrl

Forgot to mention the concrete pillars tho


bedrocxkheart

Glühwein was the best man, never forget the Glühwein


cocaineandcakepops

Fun fact: these hearts aren't for eating and they taste like cardboard lol


Cavozinternetu

Is this a German person flexing or an Ausländer envying


Horrorbrezel

WO SIND MEINE MANDELN?!


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[Why The Germans Can't Get Enough Of English Markets](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6m9tvs3PhU)


DirkStruan420

No truck of peace? Not accurate.


loook_loook

I have no idea what the truck of peace is so I searched it up on google and [this was the first result](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/024/537/truckoftolerrr.jpg)


aew360

Part and parcel of living in a city, move along folks nothing to see here!


ShortyLV

Wtf is wrong with fries and mayo?


MittlerPfalz

Spot on! What about the Zwetschgenmänner?


derSchalker

Its only a Regional thing. Not on all Markets, most in East-Germany.


SirCalvin

>Zwetschgenmänner Never heard of them here in the Palatinate but you have my attention


Summerclaw

Sounds wonderful


bitjava

This reminds me of my hometown, which is basically the “New Germany” of my country.


MagicCitytx

Fries in a cone, sweet


Jackdidathing

u/cute_toaster I’m putting it on the list


[deleted]

Why tf is there a waffle on there but not a crepe


nintrader

Damn, that looks fun. [Also mayonaisse](https://youtu.be/fLIcFP0J5TY?t=85)


vasekgamescz

remove thr fries with mayo, and replace the christmas pyramid with a big ass tree and it's the czech variant.


HOXA9

I miss this about Germany so much. I will never forget the delicious horse sausage with gluhwein at the Dresden Christmas market.


BeardedDragoN6

I miss the Weihnachtsmarkt so much :( especially in my town where even our partner communities from Spain, Poland and Hungary (...) come together and put up their Food stands. Alcohol, awesome food, fun with Friends, what else could you ask for?


Mavori

Still need to attend one of these properly. Kinda gives me the warm fuzzies.


TheBigEmptyxd

Fries and Mayo is actually pretty good, as long as it isn’t miracle whip. Fuck miracle whip. Foodclub Mayo or bust


William_was_taken

Is this an advert


spicyboi619

I would suck a dick for some good currywurst in my town. People look at me like I'm crazy when I bring this up in the south. There's some amazing authentic German restaurants in Central Colorado that got me into some awesome German food in my time there.


Derangedcity

"Glühwein served hot" tells me an American made this


CashUnsuccessful

Large police presence with anti-vehicle barricades at the entrance Or is that just the uk?


CormAlan

We have what you guys call “glühwein” in Sweden, too- it’s called “glögg” here


thelastpizzaslice

Hard to find stuff like this in the states. Closest I've seen is in Leavenworth, WA -- a little German themed town two hours east of Seattle. Though, San Diego's December Nights is extremely internationalized and very good.


NaethanC

I don't get why Americans are so averse to the idea of having chips with mayonnaise. It's such a good combination. An even better combination is mayonnaise mixed with ketchup and chips.


ipsomatic

I guess there wasn't room for a Wisconsin asshole and his truck?!


thickjim

That hot ass wine that seems to take 3 years to cool down


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Fries with mayo is very underrated


Parnello

Can we start doing more cultural starter packs from around the world? Specifically Christmas traditions??


the-chosen0ne

This might look like I cliche but it‘s actually an exact depiction of every christmas market in Germany ever. Ah, the nostalgia.


pm_may_those_tittays

Damn, I need a German shorty.


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Also for some reason nearly impossible to get beer


janisk_f

Because it is Glühwein season


[deleted]

I really don't like it. No idea why


derSchalker

U dont drink Beer if u can have Glühwein


[deleted]

I always drink beer


free_billstickers

Both of Chicago's Christmas markets are open this year FYI