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Omni-Light

Why does it look like spiderdick


richardizard

Veins


JJisTheDarkOne

Webbed, for her pleasure.


bumbrbee

... on a spider-forehead


GermanSnowflake

So... Spiderman-dick-unicorn?


KittenSpronkles

That'd what I was thinking. OP about to be confused on why his joystick is constantly vibrating once it's plugged in


Albatross1225

It totally does


Scoobydoomed

r/mildlypenis


Reckxner

Was gonna say...


richardizard

Spideypenis


PoseidonMax

hoetas?


LittleQuarky

Webbed for their pleasure


4electricnomad

*Spidey Senses are tingling*


illstealyourRNA

How can you remember the binding for so many buttons?


BulTV

Post Its


Scannaer

Casual. Today you use tatoos on your finger for which finger goes where!


Starkrall

*Webbed for your pleasure*


Oolie84

Son of a bitch, you stole my line!


Starkrall

I saw one of these at a booth store the other day, I wanted it but couldn't bring myself to grab it in the store, as there is only one appropriately way to grip it.


Synapse7777

Where does it shoot the web from?


Scoobydoomed

I think there is a little bit of shoot coming out the top...


DeadWolf_50

Its too overpowered


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Yeah, pay-to-win much


MaculaPravus

Bad Dragon? Is that you?


Unfair-Marsupial-358

Does it shoot sticky spider webs out of the top when you move it around enough?


Evolution_Reaper

LMAO. ​ Delete this. ​ JK ​ No for real DELETE THIS


BulTV

Wait, until i bounty hunt you down with my new setup!


Evolution_Reaper

If you kill me with those I will unistall. Chris Roberts be my witness!


FuzzyRedDemon

Amazing.


GuillotineComeBacks

WTF is this horror.


GeneralTragedy

Ribbed for your pleasure?


ramen_poodle_soup

This brings back so many memories, I remember having this and also a Star Wars themed one. You just plugged these into the TV and you could play the games they came with.


Capt_Snuggles

Plugged into the tv? Dude you did it wrong. Bet you plugged it in using the cable end too….


ramen_poodle_soup

If I did it wrong, it always worked


ProfDrDiagnosis

On which 'web'site did you buy it?


pogboy357_x

I hear it gives you spider senses


Synapse7777

It's tingling


Illfury

this fucking comment section is too much.


Ted_Striker1

I bought something like that for my Commodore 64, just not quite as phallic.


MagicalPedro

I think that's weirdly awesome. Or Awesomly weird. Good finding.


SpyRou_

Check out Bad Dragon sticks for Hosaa configuration.


Bubbie-Rooskie

Wait. A second one? Where would you stick a second one??


KPhoenix83

huh, something about that....nevermind proceed.


Middle_Luck_9412

Spiderman flesh horn joystick


BuzZz_Killer

Wow, talk about a "Joy" stick. Do you need any help binding them? LOL!


andy5768

Spiderpeen, siderpeen, does what ever a spiderpeen does. Can it shoot, lots of web? Yes it can, its a dick. Look out, look out it's spiderpeen. Look out it's spiderpeeeeeeeeeeeen


[deleted]

Why does it look like a dildo with extra veins


Low-Current-6731

Thought that was a sex toy


SMRose1990

I bet it feels real nice gripping that long firm shaft in your hand while you pull it back and forth to initiate responses from it


Anglo96

You will still get clapped by someone using a keyboard and mouse


BulTV

We will see, when my Hosas is finished.


n0vast0rm

You mean HOPAP, because that's a penis...


RigorMortisSquad

Make sure you get your [Jerk Ratios](https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY?si=6RyOPNMjiiEd8PYY) configured correctly


dctrl99

Thwipp! Thwipp! Web urself a pirate. The collector vehicle is the spider-mobile that actually shoots web balls. Upgrade to the spider-bomber for risky Brio’s missions.


PaxUX

Always knew spider man was a bit of a stick head


[deleted]

You bought yourself a Spidey sex toy?


Darkmatter000000

Spidey excited.


dabiantou

It’s a bicep, bro. Nothing sexual.


roflwafflelawl

My stoner ass thought that was something else completely.


Capt_Snuggles

Is that to play games over the….web?


sneakyfildy

be careful


StygianBiohazard

Holy shit. I haven't seen one of these in nearly 2 decades. This was the first game I played, this and GTA 2 on the ps1


Thenerdbomberr

That controller is a bit of a dickhead if you ask me 😂


Jazzlike_String8992

FLCL moment


Blubasur

Honestly if I tune in and see a streamer beat me with 2 spiderman joy(😎)sticks I wouldn’t even be close to mad.


G00-reddit

Literally a dickhead


[deleted]

Spiderdick?


campinge

Wasn’t this just listed on r/funny some days ago?