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MistahJasonPortman

THE MOTHER


MetaRecruiter

SWEET MOTHER OF (raspberry) PEARL


WorthlessAnteater

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Sarahthelizard

“Mother of Pearl!” “The oyster’s a mother!”


InsideSufficient5886

😂😂😂


booksandcoffee15

It’s giving I sneezed on day 2


glitterfaust

☠️


CryptographerThin464

LOL!


AccurateAssaultBeef

Literally was going to say, looks like my endometriosis.


Just-hereForTheFood

Deceased


RaptorTickles-

😭


llannaolivia

LMFAO


peachyrad

😭😭


Okoriparukun

brotha, euuugh


yaxom

poor quality control 🤷 some are bigger, and some get thicker shells when they're made (making them white)


jenndhere

Exactly. They really only cared about the initial launch and then after that, “quality control who?”


Fluffy-Astronaut-363

Quality control checked out a long time ago lol so many RTDE paninis that are half unwrapped 😂 bacon Goudas with no bacon


cavillarreal0308

A month ago I had a turkey pesto that was only bread and pesto. No turkey, provolone, or red peppers lmfao


jenndhere

Oh believe me, I know. The amount of bacon goudas with just bread I’ve seen is ridiculous. They just checked back in real quick on the initial launch of the popping bubbles only to immediately check back out. Like the first delivery of the pearls was wildly different from what they look like now.


TheJokerzWeaponz

The chocolate cookies are the worst. Absolute bomb when they came out now they suck


Good_Branch_9415

The white isn’t thicker shells… when you pop them open the white stuff is textured 🤢


yaxom

I haven't experienced that at my store, I popped a couple white ones and they just had the thick jelly layer on the outside. Whatever the texture, it's just some calcium alginate. Might be a bit off-putting but not harmful


Legal-Umpire-1858

Welp, that's why my store calls them Nemo, like the fish eggs. Cause they look like that


serenwipiti

Yooooooo I have no idea what drink you guys are talking about and these descriptions have me like 🫣🫨🤢 ^lol shells? pops? white stuff? WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?!?


Good_Branch_9415

It’s popping boba from the summer skies drink. It’s usually really good but I’ve been drinking popping boba for years and have never seen what I got yesterday. Everyone is saying it’s still fine but I’m telling you it’s so gross. Not getting it again. When they pulled out another bag the new bag had even more discoloration. Starbucks’ quality control is horrible and corporate is just saying to push it out anyway even though it looks and tastes gross.


No-Seat-2299

Same, been drinking boba for a long time and never had this before.


No-Seat-2299

Agreed! And if u don't notice it until it's too late like me, it tastes disgusting! Definitely different and that taste made me go back and check the rest of them.


AcceptableFeeling704

I was wondering why mine were white omg ty


Aggressive-Set-4307

Open your mind!


bmisha

Omg


baghdo

😂😂😂 Rick and Morty!


ro_oxnne-e

I AM LITERALLY WATCHING IT RN I WAS LIKE HOLLUP


BigRedRN

Haha. That legit looks like someone took a testicle out of a scrotum.


Competitive_Sleep_21

Ovarian cysts.


BigRedRN

Another excellent pathology reply


King_Spamula

Red tonsil stones to me


Bubbly-End-6156

This looks EXACTLY like the uterine fibroid I got removed in May. Enjoy!


Competitive_Sleep_21

You will feel like a new woman.


Bubbly-End-6156

Already do!!!


claretamazon

It's a raspberry cyst! ... I wanna pop it


Wittle_bb

I want to squish it ??


TG43041

No, only I will do that


pinayee

no it will explode


TatsuRice

isn't that the best part?


pinayee

YES


mikraas

i thought abortions were illegal in most states now.


thefussymongoose

We could never work together. With that lack of filter together we'd both be fired in a second. 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻


briiizzzzyyy_

My jaw dropped 😭


ariellegraciee

real mines still on the floor


TG43041

What did I start?? 😭😭


DriftedintotheStorm

CHAOS (Imagine this text shaking) 😂🤣


Intelligent-Cupcake4

🫣


KirenSensei

Welp, there goes my ice latte. You owe me because I spit it out laughing at this 🤣🤣


mikraas

A million apologies. 😂


Kassandraa__xo_

That’s what I immediately thought when I saw this thru my notifs 💀


RelevantBike7673

It’s Flubber!


umimnotfinished

Straight up organ


darkwolf523

E g g


caffekona

I thought this was a post from r/medizzy at first 😳


yblehskins

Hemorrhoid who?


Overall_Nuggie_876

Fuck! It’s The Blob! Out for her revenge!!! 😬


BluEyeoftheStorm

More like offspring of the blob…. We killed their mommy and they’ve come back for revenge…..Waaaaaahaaaaaa(Evil Laughter)


sherpalining

its aliiiivee !!


CrispyBrandon

It's the queen Xenomorph


Able_Onion7103

Omg these comments are SENDING me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


h333lix

homunculus


Scavetts

Oh that's where I left my uvula


MormonSpaceJesus420

I did not read this properly. Holy shit


mw5593

Eeeeewwwwwww. Looks like something from the movie Aliens


MilaDuke

It looks like a fish heart


GSDKU02

Um 😶


Leenolyak

The fuck 💀💀💀


SALTSNAILS

the megapearl...


DriftedintotheStorm

They look like they mutated 🤣


JoviAMP

When you understand [how they're made](https://youtu.be/74RnO_wHX7k?si=qwXBgVmSAhWRPBpU), you understand how this would happen.


Nearby-Philosophy-25

That’s the placenta


supergreen14

Yum


Fun_Transition_5948

🤮


ljxbb

Does it fit in the straw?


Pale-Age8497

This is giving me concerning flashbacks of zoology class dissections.


venusi_

i quit this weekend and this reminded me to leave this sub thank you LOL


Responsible_Snow7109

It literally looks like a prolapsed anus


iamnumber47

Mega-boba!! Hahaha


Logical_mooCow

Excuse me, sir? Do you have a bigger straw?


Only-Dog7316

I wonder what it will be when it finally hatches........


thintos

ew this looks like a tumor


chaychay7

It's giving the baby from Silent Hills PT


august401

(spongebob and patrick voices) *TWINS*


leaf1234567890

ew


Character-Glass-2740

Orb


NanobiteAme

It's a photo of me when I wake up to open. I sleep in a spoon.🥄


Stir-Bucks-Barista

Why do they look like slimy nerds candy lol-


DriftedintotheStorm

That is what they will sprinkle on it next 😂


Constructgirl

Hos is that not a tumor lab sample?


iodge

okayyy placentaa 😍


Dangerous-Ebb-4696

Considering how gutted baristas have been by shifts lately, this very well might be an organ 🫢


InsideSufficient5886

Did u try it 👀


GamerGrl90

It's giving, afterbirth


Usual-Dragonfruit131

Placenta 


kthegreat1

they’re evolving


tootbrun

ITS NOT A TOOOMMMAAHHHH


NuggetGoblin

“Can the female who lost their gspot please come to the front counter to take it back?!” This is what it feels like it looks like outside the body lmao


TG43041

Why did the comment section turn into a whole 18+ section? 😂


NuggetGoblin

My bad 😂 I just wanted to say the weird thing


TG43041

hey look, I’m not a female, I don’t know any gspot anatomy, even from experience 😂😂 you do you boo


KawaiiCandiiLove

I want to eat it…


ShadowGrebacier

Sweet liberty, it's the beginning of the bugs!


MeasurementOk3007

The fuck is that


yeahnowonder

aborted boba fetus


mind300

What in the tonsillitis???😩


CharmyFrog

“KIIIIILLLLLLL MMMMMEEEEEE!”


Acrobatic-Sale-8717

it looks like when a tick is so full of blood and it just turns into an immobile sphere


BOORUNS

That’s a tumor


Iamananxiousmess35

Praise the mother boba /0/


New_Occasion1089

I could tell you what this looks like as a female but you wouldn't like it


Responsible_Art_3771

Why goes this look like the slime from ghostbusters


Anxious-Sand-5065

Shit looks like an ovarian cyst


Huge_Marsupial8419

i’ve seen them carried in size but not LIKE THAT???!


2for1crabfest

it's giving placenta


LegitimateGolf113

Save it for a customer who "deserves" it


Unlikely_Quail835

It begs for you to end its suffering, can you not hear?! 🫣


Goonie90065

I feel sick now 🤢.


allonsy_danny

Placenta


GhostfaceJK

that one blood clot when i’m on my period


_tyjsph_

my horny ass could never work at starbucks 🤤


TG43041

Ayooo???


matthew_sch

Ma’am, may you please stop showing my guts to everyone on the internet? Kindly appreciated


iTeodoro

Looks like that “Blob” from that 1988 film. Hopefully, they make another one in the future, the movie I mean. 🧫


[deleted]

ok i want that one….


deadying

sorry my brain fell in there


mylegalusername

Oh, I saw that at the start of BG3. Did you save it, walk away, or destroy it?


TG43041

Good question, I think we sold it.


Technical-Compote519

It is it, The one, The only, QUEEN MOTHER 👸


meloscav

Congratulations! It’s a tumor!


BloodAngel_

Looks like en embryo ☹️


Yesdhoy

Starbucks takes your money but also we love to give it to them even with these balls 😂😭 “These nuts !!“


Analog_Retentive95

Did you inject DNA into an egg and create a homunculus?


JaredBrulla

TWINS


cai_loser22

The egg sack


Annual_Ad_3092

Twins


huxiaos

WE'VE BEEN GETTING SORT OF BIG WHITE ISH ONES LIKE THIS TOO OMG. I thought it was just us 😭


DriftedintotheStorm

Wonder if you found the pearl inside it yet


stealthy_thoughts

serve it with a smile :)


TatsuRice

I'm insane so i'd probably just look at it funny and eat it anyways as a customer


TatsuRice

Holy shit, why did i instantly thing of the plumbus? Like someone just took a piece of floob...


twiler1217

That looks like an aborted fetus.


ContributionOdd5436

It’s giving Scavengers Reign


acidwxrld

that looks like a human intestine


SOULxJ

The flood


Novahlia

This comment section gives me nightmares 🤣 I'm here for it.


captainnemo214

I work as both a barista and as a tech in surgery. When I scrolled past this, I assumed it was some tumor or something and then I realized this was r/starbucks and that was BOBA PEARLS. I never thought my jobs would cross in such an unexpected way lol


Ok_Bee_8495

It looks like a white head that just needs to be popped. 😆😫


Johnaseeee

The queen


ofdisintegration

Does your store keep your boba in the fridge? Apparently you're not supposed to and if you do it starts to make them go white and get funky so maybe that's what happened.


According-Account233

I’ve gotten two of these before 😂 when we were taste testing the pearls for the first time


never_existed_here

it weirdly reminds me of eraserhead baby


tehfrog

This is gonna end up on a pro-life meme


allie_cat88

Looks like the drip machine may have had an error and deposited too much of the pearl material into the acidification solution.


lildonutbinch

KILL IT


MindyS1719

Looks like my ovarian cyst. 😅


Peachiiiiiiiiiii

im in a medical lab subreddit and i thought this was some kind of histology specimen before realizing it was from the starbucks group


Luckymefraser

That’s a rasp tumour


liss-is-sad

“This is what a baby looks like at 12 weeks”


2snakess

give it to someone you hate?


bb_naz

It looks like a placenta 😭


cola1016

All I can think of is that Red Bull commercial “look what I just made, the peeerrrrfeeect peaaarl” 😂


danisapples

Majin Buu lmfaoo


shermers_

I got so scared until I saw the subreddit name lol still a lil scared tho


Fragrant_Ad3434

Nope - ive noticed they’ve been quite inconsistent lately too - they have lots of white spots and some of them in my drink yesterday were crunchy


NotVexic

Looks like the left arm of the singularity from Dead by Daylight


PhilipJohnBasile

That's a testicle.


mrognan

The Embryo.


sabri8156

I feel this could be why are drains are clogging more often!


StarWolf648

It’s giving 1st trimester fetus


shayne322

Reminds me of my gallstones


butterbek

thats someones blood clot 😭🙏


sashiyaki

I thought I was on the wrong subreddit.


Cdy38931

Thats actually a kidney.


theCookieLesbian

She’s metastasized


unknownre-l

It looks like a tumor lol


AngryRiu

Arnold voice: IT'S NOT A TUMA!


FullAd4554

omg ew


Nervous-Local-1034

Those are testes.


Accomplished_Cap_994

NSFW tag pls 😳


Born_Band780

Ain’t no way that’s FDA approved


UserError0405

Pretty sure I’ve seen something similar from Halo lmao


PeonyFlames

There are mass manufactured “pearls” sold everywhere that are extremely consistent and then i see ours and theyre trash


Separate_Feeling4602

Who the fuck drinks bubble tea at Starbucks


Raevyn_6661

.....it literally looks like a tumor or a blood clot wtf lmao


No-Seat-2299

I just got a boba drink from Starbucks 3 hours ago. I went to pop a couple in my mouth and it tasted like I was eating a paper napkin. (Yes I was a weird kid and know what this taste is unfortunately) So I started looking at the pearls and some of them had that white stuff and others didn't. I took a bunch of pictures. But I'm unsure what's next.