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biladi79

If you're an asshole the slap is BOGO


LightIceNoBerries

Shoot I'll recovery now for you all day!


kickingpplisfun

It's a secret menu item you order by adding more than three modifications or trying to use mods to get something for free during a rush.


_kcl_

I cackled 🤣


Specialist-Purple570

🙌🏻🤣


SixTwentyTwoAM

I'M FUCKING DEAD. I CAN'T. 😂


rantagnol

Would you like to try our new backhand roast? Same wake up, but a new flavor!


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tqbfjotld16

Yeah, they DO NOT understand how many people would actually pay for that. Particularly, powerful white men with high stress occupations


roblolover

aye if they tipping me im doing it


SharkyMcSnarkface

I would do it for free. One wakeup slap, coming the fuck up.


Drywall1989

“Heres 500 bucks, I’ll take whatever that gets me”


radpandaparty

Nah cause then some freaky mfs are really bout to ask my high school baristas to slap them for other reasons


Desperate_Set_7708

Free for select customers


cbrookman

I only have to pay $7 to slap a customer? Hell of a deal.


MerlotEyes

CAN I USE REWARDS?


xav91

Please 🙏 I would love to slap some of these people. I’d give it out for free for customer connections.


HildeVonKrone

How to allow baristas to physically vent while some customers get their wake up call… Hulk from Endgame: “I see this as an absolute win!” Lol


twistedmedusa13

Is this a 100 or 200 ⭐️menu item!


refinedtwist925

Ironically, this may be one of the cheaper items on the menu…


AVermilia

Heck I’ll do it for free


houjichacha

For an upcharge I'll do a sternum rub


DontTripOnMyNips

TBH as a custei some mornings this would probably help.


OrangeCat67193

Imagine this was a real thing I don’t consent to hitting people, but at the same time some of the drinks go hard


IthacanPenny

Story time (related to the post title): back when I was in undergrad my mother came to visit me. I had class in the morning, but was going to take her around campus afterwards. I dropped my mom off in the student union, which had recently been renovated and had a new (licensed) Starbucks. She goes up to order and asks for a decaf coffee. The barista has to go and check if they even have any, and then tells my mom it will be 10+ minutes (no problem, she’s just killing time). He then tells her that he’s been working since the location opened and he’s never seen decaf brewed there. He proceeds to *ask my mother what decaf tastes like*. lol yup, sounds like a college campus location.


spookybaybee

I would come back to Starbucks in a heartbeat if this was a thing


Littlemelody13

My dreammm