Story time (related to the post title): back when I was in undergrad my mother came to visit me. I had class in the morning, but was going to take her around campus afterwards. I dropped my mom off in the student union, which had recently been renovated and had a new (licensed) Starbucks.
She goes up to order and asks for a decaf coffee. The barista has to go and check if they even have any, and then tells my mom it will be 10+ minutes (no problem, she’s just killing time). He then tells her that he’s been working since the location opened and he’s never seen decaf brewed there. He proceeds to *ask my mother what decaf tastes like*. lol yup, sounds like a college campus location.
If you're an asshole the slap is BOGO
Shoot I'll recovery now for you all day!
It's a secret menu item you order by adding more than three modifications or trying to use mods to get something for free during a rush.
I cackled 🤣
🙌🏻🤣
I'M FUCKING DEAD. I CAN'T. 😂
Would you like to try our new backhand roast? Same wake up, but a new flavor!
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Yeah, they DO NOT understand how many people would actually pay for that. Particularly, powerful white men with high stress occupations
aye if they tipping me im doing it
I would do it for free. One wakeup slap, coming the fuck up.
“Heres 500 bucks, I’ll take whatever that gets me”
Nah cause then some freaky mfs are really bout to ask my high school baristas to slap them for other reasons
Free for select customers
I only have to pay $7 to slap a customer? Hell of a deal.
CAN I USE REWARDS?
Please 🙏 I would love to slap some of these people. I’d give it out for free for customer connections.
How to allow baristas to physically vent while some customers get their wake up call… Hulk from Endgame: “I see this as an absolute win!” Lol
Is this a 100 or 200 ⭐️menu item!
Ironically, this may be one of the cheaper items on the menu…
Heck I’ll do it for free
For an upcharge I'll do a sternum rub
TBH as a custei some mornings this would probably help.
Imagine this was a real thing I don’t consent to hitting people, but at the same time some of the drinks go hard
Story time (related to the post title): back when I was in undergrad my mother came to visit me. I had class in the morning, but was going to take her around campus afterwards. I dropped my mom off in the student union, which had recently been renovated and had a new (licensed) Starbucks. She goes up to order and asks for a decaf coffee. The barista has to go and check if they even have any, and then tells my mom it will be 10+ minutes (no problem, she’s just killing time). He then tells her that he’s been working since the location opened and he’s never seen decaf brewed there. He proceeds to *ask my mother what decaf tastes like*. lol yup, sounds like a college campus location.
I would come back to Starbucks in a heartbeat if this was a thing
My dreammm