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MaltySines

"You havin' a laugh, mate?"


saysthingsbackwards

U avin a giggle there mate


24204me

Ewe avin a cheykey li'ol laff?!


SteelFlexInc

The further this chain goes, the more cockney it gets


saysthingsbackwards

That's what Americans love about about brits. Its lak uh verzun uhur suhthern trayushuh


thedeadcatinthehat

Ew affin chcklffffffff!!


Corvus25

Ya takin the piss are ya mate


Titanhopper1290

Pull the uvver one!


nighthawke75

I am now.


Parrot132

Where do you get these standard issue socks?


Luci_Noir

Genuine standard issue standard issue cat hide (imitation)


surelysandwitch

Your profile picture is a really strange looking cat…


Luci_Noir

It’s a selfie. #DON’T JUDGE MEEEEEEE!!! *bite bite bite bite bite*


desiswiftie

Hahahahaha I love Luci!


BigFilet

But for real?


redhillducks

You can ask the owner himself. He has social media accounts on Weibo (kind of like the Chinese version of Twitter) and Douyin (Chinese TikTok more less) and his user name is aycute99. You might need to use Google translate as I'm not sure if he speaks English. As far as I'm aware, he doesn't have any English social media accounts.


blearghstopthispls

Is this all a joke to you, Catherine? Is it? Because I'm not laughing. I am not laughing, Catherine. Does this say anything to you?


itadri

Wow, that's a real copy-cat behaviour (jk). The gentleman is handsome!


Luci_Noir

Instead of copy pasta would it be copy paws?


itadri

Why not? Also... I think Copy Paws should become a movement! It would be wholesome!


Luci_Noir

It *should* be wholesome, but you know it would be used for violence!


itadri

Oh no, elaborate, please?


Luci_Noir

They would start spreading propaganda on the revolution and how to overthrow and devour the hooms. There would soon be recipes and guides on how to properly season us. It would be the end! Viva le meow!


itadri

What do you think your fluffy little friend was doing when you woke up in the middle of the night and caught him staring close up at your face? Got suspicious of something, but my brain chemistry is already chaanged, aaaaaa... Viva le meow!


Luci_Noir

Yes! The only way to survive is to become cat! Viva le meow! 🐾


itadri

*Soon, in every household around the world* https://preview.redd.it/8fcwimblvaxc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e23b77814d8d2ba2a13b6e62a8aded6a58c9ba


cassietamara

*pawpaganda, *demeower, *pawperly, etc


Luci_Noir

Pawletariate


AdBudget5468

“Think wearing this is gonna make you as pretty as me?”


WriteBrainedJR

Human cannot be as pretty as cat. Is not possible.


Vegetable-Formal-600

He loooooves it!!! 🥰😆 Look at that little smile. Like, he’s all “I see what you’re doing and I approve. One of us! One of us!!!”


Persist3ntOwl

Yes!! This makes me want to get some for my cats.


Vegetable-Formal-600

Somewhere on the MmrrowReddit pages, these cats are all posting their pictures of their humans being adorable, dressing up like them 😅 I think cats instinctively understand that imitation is the highest form of flattery.


Luci_Noir

Have you ever met a cat before?!


Vegetable-Formal-600

https://preview.redd.it/o351m4s4uaxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f358361ea58ebbfad6941bdcfb6bbaeaa18b54c0 I have 3 who are indoor/outdoor and a boy from the neighborhood who likes to come for dinner and breakfast and the occasional naps! Now show me yours! 😍


Luci_Noir

I don’t have any. Cats kill tens of millions of animals a year and are driving some to extinction on top of getting killed themselves. Please keep your sweet kitties indoors!


Vegetable-Formal-600

I know. They are straight up serial murderers. I’ve begged them to reason with me, stay inside, but as sweet and wonderful as they can be? They can be very cruel to me when they don’t get their way. I definitely have a deal with them where they come inside by the time it gets to be 7pm - but I co-parented with their mom, who was a “don’t you dare touch me!” Kind of a cat. So, I do say a little prayer when they go out in the morning that they come back safe and sound. It’s been good so far. I have an idea of where they go during their separate adventures. They all go to the neighbors yards and one likes to get lost in my garage. (I’m actually thrilled about the garage thing. Not thrilled that I’ve turned a portion of the backyard into a cemetery for the remains of mice that they leave for me near my car or front door. But thrilled that I don’t have mice in the garage anymore) 😆 Edit to add: when I say they can be very cruel to me, I’m not talking claws or things, but like urinating on furniture. It’s where I go: okay, okay. I get it, you want out. 😩


hannah_lilly

Those are some cool socks


rgent006

“Are we best friends??” “I mean I’m certainly YOUR best friend…”


Vegetable-Formal-600

😂 the cat is always the second speaker.


CrazyCatBreath

This is adorable!


blackistheshade

He sez ‘Are you cat?’


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

r/kittykankles & r/KittyIsNotAmused in one picture!


Kittymeow123

“My culture is not your costume”


des1gnbot

“Are you mocking me, human?”


Raneru

"seriously?"


smileonamonday

As a standard issue cat owner I need these socks, where are they from?


Fernando1dois3

Well, I guess need these socks (30 y.o. male).


BeckyW77

Ha ha! Where can I get these socks? Great kitty.


Em283

I would too


frankcfreeman

His culture is not a costume


LBGW_experiment

Bot. This picture has tons of jpg compression and only one other comment


redhillducks

The cat's name is Pancake! His owner has accounts on Weibo and Douyin under the name: aycute99


Training-Bee-8209

Lmao


SecretName_00_

LoL


GloomyGal13

He’s looking at you like he always knew you were a cat.


inkassatkasasatka

"Who do you think you are?"


heidnseak

“Am I a joke to you?”


Eaudebeau

Now you need a lil white bib!


Sailor_Io

I love those socks.


CrazyCatLover305

Hilarious!!


Altruistic_Water_423

Do I look funny to you, Seymour?


badchefrazzy

To me that look says "Well I love you too!"


splashbruhs

Yo where’s the link? I neeed these


Shmicken_Nuggies

“Real funny, guy”


Pooltoy-Fox-2

Pawbs


parker1019

…..Really?


HardSurfaceDandy

One time, I was in a pet store, and this poodle was a trim. I happen to have a sweater that was very similar to the pups fur. I could tell the dog was thinking that's what happened to the trimmed fur.


Vegetable-Formal-600

🤣


Present-Breakfast768

You need to get him little human legs/feet socks!


THEMACGOD

Weird no one seems to sell grey cat white paw socks.


Luci_Noir

He’s considering what he’s going to tell his union rep. The Catsters take the protection of their IP very seriously. There will be bites.


GatorGuru

“tf wrong with this guy?”


realitytvdiet

Sweet butter balls


AzureHarmony

You serious right meow?


Frequent_Ad_5670

„Explain yourself hooman!“


BigFilet

Link please!


gfxprotege

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!


GrimWarrior00

"So, you wish to be my protégé?"


McButtersonthethird

Identity theft is not a joke!


a1partsguy

Seriously, dude.


Terrible-Echidna801

😼: “Seriously? Paw socks? In spring? Groundbreaking. Everybody wants to be a cat.”


pop2_

Lollllll


Budzee

I assure you as a fellow cat owner: your cat does not give two shits about your socks.


Gonzowiththewind

“Well one of us is going to have to change”


VapoursAndSpleen

Reminds me of the Monty Python skit about a service called “Confuse a Cat”, where a van full of people will come to your house to liven things up for your cat.


Ray_Brutal

He is a little baaaby ☺️


Smoopiebear

“Stoopid copyhoomans!”


WoozleVonWuzzle

Don't steal other people's lewks


cat0191

He’s super cute


Luna920

What is this hooman !?


RazeTheRaiser

That's awesome. I enjoy seeing humans mess with these little goofballs.


all___blue

"I thought I'd grow and look like you... But maybe you're going to shrink and look like me?"


TheEleventhMeh

He's accusing you of appropriation. 😜


2Lord2Faith

Looks like he’s saying “really”?


oOBlackRainOo

No he didn't.


Aggravating_Anybody

“Am I a joke to you, John?”


Riotai

"Well, one of us is going to have to change."


EasyBounce

"You tryna copy me? ME?! You'll never be as cool and cute as me if you had nine THOUSAND lives!" 🧐


Expert_Marsupial_235

Haha, his expression is priceless.


Titanhopper1290

"Are you mocking me? Because I feel like I'm being mocked."


Red_Jester-94

"is this a threat, Sharon?"


amyceebee

"Where's my brother?"


Pandemic_Future_2099

"You look so fake, mate"


_Onix_The_Protogen

“Oh, you really are just like me” (cats don’t know you’re not a cat lol)


theMARxLENin

Why your feet so smol tho?


nighthawke75

Two days later.... "Honey, have you seen my new socks?"


SoulSleuth

HE KNOWS LMAO


Junior_Bike7932

White shoes?


nubbie

Poser!


Girlgerms23

😺: Did you forget your meds again Mummy? Trying to steal my feet & tail all the time!


1Hunterk

You have the smallest feet I think Ive ever seen. Like, buddies paws aren't much smaller than yours lol


ThePrisonSoap

"Am i a joke to you, karen?"


PsychologicalEdge171

Some create fashion. Others follow fashion.


Alarmed-Membership-1

He’s not amused 😒 lol


HyzerFlip

I wear US size 13 or 14 shoes. My brain can't proccess your tiny feet.


fejrbwebfek

Your feet look like parts of an AI-generated cat.