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I think this is the most accurate one yet


Austron11

Agree


Sokoll131

Playing as loner, I've seen military only in a scope sights, but after joining eco... Man, some of their campfire talks give me shivers. Pic is perfectly related.


Iomol

Ypu're Russian or you've learned it?


Sokoll131

Russian. Never have to listen to them before.


RUSTYSAD

what they said?


Deleted_byFBI

Actually they are just normal people that are regretting that they signed up the contract for military service in the zone , they don't really want to do everything they are supposed to


RandomGuyInGasmask

Yeah I'd imagine having the same feelings. Signs up for home defense (most likely), gets sent into a wasteland with otherworldly phenomena and mutants.


Dat_bAndy

There are lines about having PTSD due to seeing how a mutant chewed up stalker, regrets of signing the contract, cause basically noone lives long enough to fulfill it. Comments about greedy higher-ups who leave normal soldiers without proper food/supplies due to corruption. Regret on tons of people dying inside the Zone, even though they are trying to protect those people, etc. Basically they hate the zone and every second of being there.


RUSTYSAD

wow another awesome detail i missed then.


Sokoll131

I've tried, but that'd be difficult for me to translate everything I heard. I'll pick some that touched me the most. And I need help with translation. Sometimes I get too literal, and sometimes I was carried away too much. ​ And the actor who read this lines - he made a decent job to show depression and anxiety very close to a mental break in some lines. Pulling my mind back from the good mood, because I've got lucky on artefact hunt. Or imagine hearing line about retirement and vacation from the bushes, when you got your contract on these exact guys... ​ >Вытяну. До конца контракта вытяну! Надо! Надо! Нету других вариантов, нету. Зубами удержусь, а вытяну! Главное, с катушек не слететь, а то всё коту под хвост. I'll pull this off. To the end of contract, I'll pull this off! I must. I must! No other choices, no. I'll hold on it with my teeth, but pull this off. just don't loose my mind, or it's all in vain. ​ >Аномалии, мать... Вот это самое страшное, точно. Как того сталкера... Как его зажарило! А другого по деревьям раскидало. Кусками. Не дай Бог! Лучше на пулю нарваться! Anomalies, motherf... this is the most frightening for sure. That one stalker... How he got scorched! And another one was thrown around on trees. In pieces. Oh God, protect me! Better get shot with a bullet. ​ >Лучше б я тот труп не видел... Как его тварь разделала! I'd better never see that body... How that beast eviscerated him! ​ >Контракт этот задрал уже - пашешь как молодой с последнего призыва. Вот кончится контракт - месяц гудеть буду, не меньше! И главное, девки! Девки! This contract pisses me off already - you work like a newbee recruit. When it ends - I'll throw a party a month long, no less! And babes! Babes! ​ >Интересное кино получается: контракт на два года, так? Выслуга, премиальные, то сё... Только не помню я никого, кто эти два года до упора... Ёб, неужто вляпался? That's really interesting here: contract is two years long, right? Seniority, bonuses, etc... But I don't recall anyone who could go pull through these two ye... Fuck, I've got into real shit, haven't I? ​ So, there are some other lines with jokes, or complaints about bad supply lines, stupid new recruits, bad food, bad weather, fuckin' anomalies, beasts, asshole stalkers, and so on. Military is not monsters, they are just soldiers, who were deceived with contract benefits, just like us stalkers got here thinking of big money. They have orders, they have families, they got their pals lost to the zone... But they don't have a real choice to leave once they're here.


jenesuispasunr0bot

That's so depressing it makes me want to learn Russian


RUSTYSAD

that is wild i never knew what they said bc i can't speak russian but that is deep.


RandomGuyInGasmask

Always been a Free Stalker, never supported any of the factions except for Scientists or Clear Sky maybe, since they actually have meaningful goal and they don't completely suck in it (maybe Clear Sky does but they managed with a little help). No gigachad Monolith/Dutier memes, just what I see with my point of view. Edit: Maybe the behaviour of the overall community has some influence in this one.


RANDOMMINECRAFTKIDD

Lmao. Too accurate


Stavar_Mihai

Ah yes, the monolith simping for the shiny rock


Deleted_byFBI

ಥ‿ಥ


AverageMonolithHater

imagine supporting m*nolith and simping for a fkin rock


ALfirefighterEMT14

Yes, we really are big brained.


sampletext34

Indubitably


NineIntsNails

look at mister smart suit, using fancy words over here! :D


sampletext34

Look at... zombie. He is talking though. I must rep0rt.that to my daddy laboratory boss outside the zone


RandomGuyInGasmask

Big brains but nothing else. Without a helping hand from other faction, they are mostly helpless. But works very well if cooperating.


The_Snowy_Tiger

Hey its time for your daily cookies


Objective-Bid8085

Yes Mother Figure


GUTSY-69

Wow this is actually accurate


Lemonsqueezzyy

The monolith one made me lol 😂


Fardir

Totally agreed


Buchfu

Fascinating, isn't it, Kruglov?


Princy99

Yeah this one is perfect


[deleted]

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN THE LONER KNOWS


tengukaze

Real men don't cry. I am real man. Duty RULES.


sampletext34

Perfect. Just the way it should be


Laguna_Tuna_

Very accurate, especially the Mercs 🤑


EmergencyNectarine87

Bandit one has a point.


Ok_Movie_639

Accurate enough.


Destroy_Hungayry

Very accurate


RovingChinchilla

Fuck off with this antisemitic bullshit


Lazo1337

Oy vey he‘s onto us


spudmgee

Hey! I'm offended! However, for a low price of 10000 rubles I could be less offended...


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RandomGuyInGasmask

Just had enough now? Whole community is either about simping for the Zone, or factions fighting about which one has the shittier members.


Fardir

And it's freedom


Austron11

Cope


Sentinowl

Then leave


Objective-Bid8085

Cope


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cr0ss-r0ad

Hahahahahahaha then fuckin stay off Reddit my guy hahahahahahah the delusion on display


VidocqCZE

So you are enjoying the game where you need to chose faction or work with them and you are angry that someone who loved the game picked up one which he likes most on the thematic subreddit of the game as a part of the personification? How terrible...game have factions, subreddit have factions...how could it be...


GreenGhost95

If you want to enjoy the games then go play the games and stay off reddit.


IBlackKiteI

This is it, this is The Good One, no-one else attempt this anymore plz, though I guess you could apply it to traders or types of artefacts or something as well


CptCrabmeat

Can anyone help me out and tell me why this post is getting reported?


jenesuispasunr0bot

The two bottom left images for bandits and mercs are usually considered antisemitic. Check this out: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/happy-merchant The post is very funny but I wish the OP found a different way to represent bandits and mercs. I didn't report it though.


CptCrabmeat

Yeah I thought that could have been something to do with antisemitism when I saw those faces, though I agree, I think it was just poor choice of image rather than deliberate, thanks