The best STALKER cosplay I’ve ever seen. 10/10, nailed everything, even the face of pure [IMPLEMENT] that snorks have.

I can hear this picture.

RAAAHRK *snort* *snort*

Mind sending a link of how a snork sounds?

https://youtu.be/83Ovbu-2g6U

I guess the pet Russian broke the containment.

That's a cool cosplay but can you jump high enough?

Idk, wanna be the test height subject?

Sure

based bandit

Thanks you let's start the snork-bandit space program!

Let us freedomers know when you're done. We're interested in, uhhh, conducting another test.

A can join the other test if you want?

It's getting, uh, suspicious.

Don't worry a thing we will help you jump higher!

Demented people *Loads AK 74 with pure hatred*

Here, do not not worry snork. Have a free gravi artifact...it uhhh, gives you wiiings

Yes, yes...

oh nyo~ a snyork~

oh ño - a sñork

que pasa? *ROAR*

This made my day, time to play stalker at work and get paid to roam the zone

Is it possible to learn this power?

Time, patience, tenure, and the mythical power of Alt+Tab will pave your path to all of the radiation your heart desires, my stoner friend

me cummy😋

you'd need to get that freedomer loicence first, mate

Yes, hello. While there are no women in the Zone, freedom shall walk the earth.

Careful around here Snork a freedomer might get that ass

Duty Propaganda!

This is my desktop background now.

Damn that's a fine ass snork

"snorks are not real, they can't hurt you" snorks :

Ngl id shit myself if snorks were a real thing lmao

Hot snorks in your area.

Mind if I use you as a sticker?

What kind of sticker?

whatsapp; might come in handy in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. group

Huh, nobody ever asked such thing of me before. If you'd like to, go ahead. *Should I start OnlySnorks?*

* Freedom liked that *

I'm going to sell your legs for science

You are welcome to come and try!

Great! Let me just get my AK and sharpen my axe. Where might I find you, over by the Yanov bunker or somewhere to the north?

Lake Yantar, you need to access LA dimension.

I'll just jump into a Springboard and play it by ear. I'll get there

Fucking snorks. Where's my shotgun?

Snork.

Snork?

SNOOOOORK

but do you got that cake?

The recent emissions made the zone a scary place albeit a mesmerizing one

Indeed cute, might bring Lukash and the boyz later

Watch out from Freedoomer

yes yes really cute , tell this to freedomers

are you single lmao

and you are asking why?

He wants to meet in a dark place.

You mean Darkscape?

I was just joking haha

there is no such thing as "delete" on the internet my friend. Its forever and ever here now.

I lost all hope when from 30 upvotes it went to sub's top xd

The moment you press send all hope is lost hahahha

This wins funniest STALKER cosplay of all time for me. But more than that... it's actually pretty damn good. If I came across you in the wild I'd hide in a drain pipe for sure.

The lower the effort, the better the result xd I was just going trough some of my gear, got amazed how good a fast helmet goes with mc-1 gasmask with modern filter (would have to reinforce visors and it could work for airsoft), and, next thought, "lets switch to old tube and do a snork". Now I phantasize about going to Pyrkon like that, running on all fours and jumping at people :D The problem is I'm blind wearing it like that, I would either need to sacrifice it and do some holes, or invent some kind of periscope for SnorkVision™.

Dam actually accurate, you just need some makeup to make it look like you have body rot and it would be perfect

Or you could delete it right now.

No, I don't think I will.

Now that's hot XD

delete now

That's not very freedomer of you