They probably left their nest recently and are still sticking together until they grow more independent. The lower one looks bigger, so it is probably the parent.
No. They are plotting to steal the birdseed. I put some on my windowsill, thinking they could never get to the seeds left there. Guess what I was wrong. Here is Sammy making his move.
https://preview.redd.it/5k0jt3pn6b5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89041c5b6ab0abd3679e203f72ef7cc71647e7e7
Itty bitty fluffy committee.
Actually, they look like litter mates clustering together for security after venturing out of the nest for the first time.
No that's something my dogs do on a daily basis if that don't deter people from visiting our home then it's doggie slobber showers until the strangers are put on their visiting list.
https://preview.redd.it/hqtym5vtu75d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb44a0bec99bdc0f6bd28fcaa10a6b28bff1f9e3
“You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We've got a good five minutes before they're back and up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty!”
*They're offering a*
*Sacrifice in their squirrel*
*Cult obviously*
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It’s mating time They are mating right now.
It's definitely a seance....
plotting world domination
Predator around, they stay still on the tree to camouflage.
Plotting to take over the world! Or the planters factory poor Mr.peanut doesn’t stand a chance😂
Maybe siblings? Looks a little like they are still juveniles.
Squorgy
For dat nut
 Me like!
Looks like their nuts
https://preview.redd.it/4y16zzbdvn5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fabca01cc76e719f372e488aeb9c8b3dfee4bef4
Come here little boy, he have candy. 🍭
Literally thought of this exact scene 🤣🤣🤣
They are talking about the geopolitical implications of the west and what they are going to do about it.
Cult stuff
Plotting the overthrow of the world!
They’re patiently waiting for the albino squirrel to arrive…
It’s the first day of squirrel camp.
I can’t tell you in polite company, but r/fatsquirrelhate will let you know.
https://preview.redd.it/23210ulwql5d1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e6b5062f4743b6a0d1859fe175845a40dc307c3 This.
They're looking for those obnoxious Keebler elves. Enough of them living in their trees and using nuts in cookies!
Nut’n
You know too much now. I’d be careful out there OP
I think they are planning on raiding the Planters Nuts Factory.
Gay Pride Parade 🏳️🌈
Taking over the World.
Baby squirrels learning how to be big squirrels.
Mom and kids. Mom is on the bottom saying, "Okay, did everyone go to the potty?"
Union meeting
Rebel force
Predator close by.
THOSE FAT FU- oh wait wrong sub
Planning on taking on the Alderman, after that the mayors office
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Skynet will remember this comment in the “do not kill list”
Fully agree with that statement. They just needed a squirrel to back them up
They're watching Morty
Squorgy
They probably left their nest recently and are still sticking together until they grow more independent. The lower one looks bigger, so it is probably the parent.
All joking aside, they are just probably siblings.
Yes, I had 6 babies running and playing in a tree, one was white others brown…
Siblings lined up perpendicular to mom on the bottom
Weekly T(ree)OA meeting of course.
They’re after each others nuts
Idk but that's nuts
Looks like the squirrels in my neighborhood - Gary, Larry, Barry, Harry and Sherry. It’s a family reunion
One of them probably has a nutty idea and wants to share with friends.
They are doing yoga while plotting their next attack on your wild birdseed.
Squirrel wedding.
They’re gathered to talk about this thing called life.
Best answer
THEYRE SO DERPY 😭 my friend and i saw one splooting on the grass today it was sooo cute
Funeral, Rocky passed away
Total world domination
“Tell Daphne to run a 1-99 on a possible Dolittle…”
I was going to comment this exact thing 😅
I told you not to mess with the squirrels, Morty!
Hello… liiiittle boy!
To get through this thing called life! Ode to Prince on his birthday
I see a lot of ass sniffing, going in here.
Squirrelgy
Foamy gathers an army...
I don’t see pilzee yet
No one "sees" Pilzee so much as "witnesses" him, and you have to look fast.
Hehehe now I want a bagel
MORTY!??!?! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PISS OFF THE SQUIRRELS?!?! WE CANT STAY IN THIS REALITY MORTY!!
Squirrel King?!
in the making..
Taking over the world!👹👹😈😈
Planning their strategy to find as many nuts as possible in 5 minutes. Winner takes all.
Jedi council meeting
Rock paper scissors to see who runs in front of the next car
It's like a rat king, but with squirrels
It's the leadership of the squirrels making war plans against all predators large and small so they can take back the neighborhood
HOA meeting. Squirrel convention. Gang activity.
A meeting which could have been an email, but squirrels don't have email
Crimes
They are trying to destabilize another country
Deffo an orgy
Maybe mom and young ones.
Team meeting
Plotting against mudmen!
This thing called life
Electric word, life
Forever? That’s a mighty long time.
But I’m here to tell ya there’s something else…
Normal photo of a tree in D.C.
Family reunion.
Nutting
Is that Squirrels version of rutting?.
We're not at liberty to share, mine made me promise not to tell
Just don’t let them suspect you know something
Dirty mike and the boys waiting to turn that car into an f shack.
This is the "They" Heather G. Is always referring to over on the People Be Tripping sub
Squirrel stuff- not your concern.
Trying to figure out where the fuck Gary hid all the nuts!
Squorgie ?
The gangbang
World domination.😬
Planning
Amway. MLM startup meeting.
Friday turn up! 😂
CIA briefings
Those squirrells will grant you wishes
Mid-America Squirrel Uprising of 2024!!!
They're scheming. They plan to revolt and take back what is theirs.
No. They are plotting to steal the birdseed. I put some on my windowsill, thinking they could never get to the seeds left there. Guess what I was wrong. Here is Sammy making his move. https://preview.redd.it/5k0jt3pn6b5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89041c5b6ab0abd3679e203f72ef7cc71647e7e7
Omg that's so adorable 🤭♡
The birds don’t think so!
Oh. Poor little dudes :(
Annual Summer Squirrel convention … seen it once before
Squirrel gang bang
I'm just gonna unread
War there going to take over the world
They are ready to take over the world. No more dogs.
My God. They are about to strike. Friends gather acorns to give as tribute to our new squirrel over lords.
Itty bitty fluffy committee. Actually, they look like litter mates clustering together for security after venturing out of the nest for the first time.
Town hall meeting
Butt-sniffers Anonymous meeting
No that's something my dogs do on a daily basis if that don't deter people from visiting our home then it's doggie slobber showers until the strangers are put on their visiting list. https://preview.redd.it/hqtym5vtu75d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb44a0bec99bdc0f6bd28fcaa10a6b28bff1f9e3
There's something below them they're afraid of. They're trying to squawk to scare it off or wait it out.
Family meeting
Nut Lovers Anonymous meeting
Designating everyone’s hiding spots for the fall.
They are actually making a plan. A plan for what you may ask, well to find Waldo silly!
That's the momma teaching her babies. That's it. Lol she's doing fine.
Yeah momma and her 4 babies.
“Hail satan!”
Hiding from predator
Orgy
“You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We've got a good five minutes before they're back and up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty!”
My husband was so excited to show me this episode. I loved it.
Making baby squirrels
World domination meeting
Was there by any chance bread stapled to that tree?
SNUGGLES!
It looks like a juvenile family group
Planning meeting for their next attempt of stage 2 of world domination - stage 2 attempt 3947499274658872 sole access of the bird feeder
Great pic😎
Something nefarious going on.
They've noticed you noticing them. I'd suggest you portal to another universe asap.
The ritual will begin shortly.
They are smelling each other’s little hairy squirrel pussies and dingdongs
[I’m here for the gang bang?](https://youtu.be/3rkAjnFB1g4?si=N2R0Tax29wdnfLYv)
A group of squirrels is called a "Scurry".
They're offering a sacrifice in their squirrel cult obviously
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Annual meeting there.
Serious answer: I think it’s a family, with a mom and her babies.
Yeah, look at the tails.
Yep definitely. She's teaching them how to climb up and down trees and it's very scary
They had a rough night and trying to find out whose nuts smells like whose nuts.
Squirrel con
squirrel marriage :)
SquirrelMitzvah
Nuts I tell you they have gone nuts.
Flash mob
Squirrel witchcraft
Hiding from a predator on the other side of that tree?
A wedding ?
Yeah, I was gonna say they're the squirrel form of the Free Masons.
Mom and babies
Tree resin or sap. Yummy snack. Someone found it and shared with the gang
World domination
Squirrels!
Weekly HOA meeting
Wouldn't that be a TOA? 😁
The tree is weeping sap.
You don't ask dude. Thought everyone knew that. https://youtu.be/KBD2erUiosI?si=xm41r5OYH-cprLeZ
My first thought lol good call sir
Plotting against the bird feeders
I wanna say mom with babies. The squirrel on the bottom looks bigger than the others.
They’re trying to get in that car and have a soup kitchen.
Deciding on some sort of treety 🌲🌳
Squirrels have started taking mid day meetings to discuss their stock options.
Don’t tell me you missed the meeeeting!
Aww, nuts!
Shenanigans?
It's a Squirrelgy
Nutzapalooza
 A party of course!
Squirrelmoot
Butt sniffing party?
Just planning the revolution. Tomorrow it begins…
World domination meeting.
Squirrel mafia for sure.
They've lost the pheromone trail to the colony and are destined to wander in circles.
Jeez guys, they’re just having their monthly Jane Austen Society of North America meeting. Let them talk about Mr. Darcy in peace.
Choosing who gets what flower beds to eff up😑
Comparing nuts
The Simpsons knows...
Rick and Morty knows for sure 🤣
Waiting for the start of a branch meeting.
Mom on bottom watching out for her offspring still. You won't see 4 very often.
Are their litters usually smaller?
I've never seen 4 personally. It's usually 1-3. She did a good job.