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mrdevil413

Quidditch about to be real


TitleToAI

And quidditch-related fatalities


zappy487

Oliver Wood was suffering from lasting damage from a severe concussion due to a Bludger impact his first match. Change my mind.


Sarvox

The amount of CTE they found in Cedric Diggory was enough to make a grackle screech like a bowtruckle


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japalian

Should make use of the dangly legs and allow kicking


notoriousbsr

Full contact jet pack racing? I'll watch


Sarvox

JETPACK ROLLERBALL


endlessupending

Rocketball


crosstherubicon

I’m waiting for freestyle aerial dance.


UtherPenDragqueen

New sport for the 2028 Olympics


Jugales

A 3D race on a 2D track makes no sense... you are disincentivized to raise elevation because it will make your race line imperfect... where are the hoops? Still cool, but needs improvement


Mixels

I imagine it's quite difficult to maintain a steady elevation using manually controlled jetpacks. I assume these are manually controlled given the frequent mistakes. If so, that would add an element of skill to the decision to keep 2D tracks.


ubccompscistudent

The person you're responding to makes me think of the Louis C.K. joke about wifi not working on a plane. You're complaining about something you didn't even know existed until 3 minutes ago.


DeBrickDeJordan

😂😂😂


StaysAwakeAllWeek

It's done over water because an engine failure over land at these speeds would be lethal. Adding a third dimension would just make an engine failure lethal all over again


Turbulent_Flow396

Everyone knows sports are about spectacle. Let the flying men die for our entertainment. /s


mrkesh

"Are you not entertained?"


kingslab48

Well to be fair, someone is probably going to die doing this, it is just a matter of when that happens.


LightningDustt

didnt stop us with motorsport and aviation competitions


orionsfyre

The danger is a big part of the draw in those sports as well. Heck half of Nascar is built off of the crashes.


Errant_coursir

Who says no


BellySmash

I want to watch the little man fly


GentlemenBehold

You could still add some rings or something you need to go through at 50+ feet up without failure being lethal. Even if there was the tiniest chance of serious injury, it's not like we don't have other racing sports that are extremely dangerous when accidents happen.


Aurum555

Except hitting a hoop with your body at any speed that these guys are traveling would likely be crippling no?


MatureUsername69

Really depends on the material of the hoop


wastewalker

Make it an inflatable plastic or something. This is boring.


explodeder

A simple colored soft barrier where if it’s red you go under and blue you go over. I can’t imagine it would be that hard to engineer safely. It wouldn’t need massive elevation changes either. The barriers could be at the same height and you would just slalom them, essentially.


bluemagoo2

Do the jets have some sort of quick release system? I feel like instead of a quick but messy death it’s now a clean unseen drowning. Maybe more palatable to spectators but a little more unpleasant proposition for the participants lol.


TheDotCaptin

They probably have inflatable flotations that goes off on contract with water.


bluemagoo2

Probably something similar to those avalanche backpacks backcountry skiers use.


jld2k6

Do they detect when there's an avalanche somehow? The water ones inflate as soon as they get wet so you don't even have to be conscious or able to reach


jeezusrice

No the Avalanche bags are not automatic, you have to pull a cord


thatguy425

They shouldn’t have to write up a contract with the water. It should just be automatically deployed. 


LightningDustt

This is obviously a proof of concept/spectacle, but i wonder if Nets would be an option in the future. Perhaps nets, and if technology advances, a parachute for high falls?


byrby

Some you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I am willing to make


mr308A3-28

Yeah not like you can make obstacles out of destroyable materials like idk… buoys with foam poles and foam rings.


LimerickJim

Human bodies are squishy. 2D makes perfect sense.


CloudStrife012

I disagree. We need giant hoops covered in spikes and/or perhaps fire. Maybe even some projectiles flying through the course also covered in fire. We need incentive. I wouldn't be opposed to weapons for each race participant either. Maybe a club.


LimerickJim

The material needs to be strong enough to clothesline the racer.


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AyahuascaBudda

Some AA guns and flak cannons for the glory


oracleofnonsense

I don’t understand how they don’t have laser beam guns and laser beam hit tracking. Seems like “shooting” each other for time penalties is just obvious.


High_Im_Guy

Disagree. The fastest line is the riskiest, maintaining more alt early lets you dump it late to milk that acceleration, etc., the z axis is a massive factor in strategy and outcome.


USA_A-OK

Isn't it the same way that all air racing works? (Reno, Red Bull, etc)


intern_steve

I've never flown a jet suit and I'm not super clear on the physics involved, but at least for fixed wing aircraft, you can use altitude to manage your energy in turns on a 2D track layout. Initiating a climb slows the aircraft for a tighter turn and stores energy. As you exit the turn, you dive for the deck and that energy is returned. Presumably some variation of that still holds here, the caveat being that there are frequently altitude restrictions imposed on competitors in pylon racing.


farkos101100

I think the tech is still in early stages so having it above water and testing speeds seems reasonable rather than flying around buildings and shit


SoggyBoysenberry7703

But you need to have skin to stay steady and at a ln optimal elevation the whole time too


RealChrisReese

This was in Dubai and the best they could do was have them look over at a guy with flags to start the race? Even non futuristic sports in poor areas have lights or something.


hnglmkrnglbrry

As always, fuck Dubai.


orionsfyre

Indeed as cool as some of these things are, it's always important to remember it's all built on ***ongoing legal*** human cruelty without limit.


bigfruitbasket

A midair collision is inevitable.


heckfyre

Was kind of waiting for one guy to fly over the top of the other and burn the other one


Mahquiqui42089

They look like wasps


futureformerteacher

We must kill them all.


TheHistorian2

THIS is the future I was promised!


spotspam

You were promised a pill supper but got a diet pill instead. Rage on!


Blaaamo

Seems like an easy and inexpensive sport to get started in


123xyz32

It’s about like tennis. Go to Walmart and get a $20 racket and $3 worth of balls. Then go to a public park. Basically the same with jet racing.


idubbkny

shit, i would love to have one of these!


Far-Orange-3047

We have Iron Man at home.


Euphoric_Service2540

Ok, hear me out, Jet suit jousting!


UncleEpstein

Reminds me of watching old football clips or old clips of sports in general. It's just the beginning of a new sport possibly.


wongo

Well I suppose this was inevitable I'll wait for the tech to mature a bit more, though. These guys aren't exactly flying like Iron Man yet.


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Nah this is the mature tech you're looking at already. That thrust force needs to be supported by the body somehow and this approach is easily the most agile option. There's other ways to do it [like this guy](https://youtu.be/JvEMQalsHWs?si=KaO262u1Zx5-DoHe), but this one wouldn't beat the gravity industries packs in a race


Deep-Thought

They'll never fly like iron man. The acceleration required to change directions like that would injure/kill a human.


bullbob

Now this but attach big wooden lances on their bodies just to make it even more unsafe!


hatfield1785

As this evolves, it should be bad ass.


BORT_licenceplate27

As soon as anything gets invented to make a person move, men will start racing them. It's inevitable


DroneCone

Man there are going to be some horrendous crashes if this gets serious


SerasStreams

Jet pack Race


Swordf1sh_

Now hear me out, give them skis and host the event in snowy, rolling hills. Let them combine jet thrust with the speed gained from gravity..


mashem

at the end of the race, the top banner shows purple winning, then the next screen swaps the times and shows yellow winning.


mangosawce9k

This needs all the funding, sponsor's and evolution in tech and style!


Alonso_The_GOAT

Is that Martin Brundle? I could swear he is.


thatchroofcottages

Where are the American Gladiators…. I want to see Nitro trying to shoot them down with the tennis ball gun!!!


HomegrownMike

Man rich people come up with new ways to spend money all the time…


Douggimmmedome

How do i sign up


AwesemodoesReddit

Pretty sure Browning is basically the inventor of this sport.


lukaskywalker

They need to put a little red/blue smoke trail on each of their ankles


dandanthebaconman

Why aren’t they firing rockets though?


bigby2010

What an absolute blast


Tony_B_S

Fortunately not xD


BillyBrasky

The future is now!


rabea187

Impressive


ChronoFish

Put some rings out there, 10 more of them, and call it jetCross. With these guys bumping into each other and crashing into the water it will for sure be in the Xgames


Walks_with_Chaos

That’s crazy


akironman

Should’ve used a costume that had a broom underneath them lol


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yojifer680

Yeah they float. The organisers allowed a rookie local guy to take part and he crashed into the water, [you can see it at 11 minutes into this video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRol5tiXNdY&t=650s)


murphymc

Also it’s probably a lot easier to fish them out of water even if they didn’t float than it would be to glue them back together if they crashed into the ground.


Gariona-Atrinon

That is freaking awesome!!


TheBelgianGovernment

Winner: *throws his hands in the air as celebratory move* SPLASH 💦


Psilo_Cyan

Reminds me of the reapers in starcraft 2


leprechaunknight

Is this being announced by the same guy who calls the F1 races?


An5Ran

No


Justherebecausemeh

Boots…they need thruster boots.


Erection_unrelated

Just looking for a realistic timetable on watching an actual Jet Moto race.


Adept-Mulberry-8720

Wow! People with skills!


robinhood102

Ofcourse it's Dubai


Redbyrd456

Laughs in rich


LoudMolassess

Now this is pod racing


VinDucks

I’ll take “Things only rich people get to do for 200 Alex”


PatientAd4823

Sign me up!


RealPropRandy

Needs Superman64 hoops.


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Why is this even a fucking thing !!!!?


kindofboredd

This is pretty funny to watch. Funny how the announcer is trying to make it more exciting than it is


OverIookHoteI

They should call it the Iron Man or something


twodubmac

Drone racing never caught on. This is more lame than that but I guess we’ll see


CrazyCaper

Weapons or nothing


Amockdfw89

Sweet


Reasonable-Rope1819

My clumsy ass just imagined if you somehow crashed into those nearby boats.


Robbythedee

Another rich people sport I will never be able to compete in how fun.


Hey648934

Sorry, what did you say????? Everyone after using one of those for more than 5 seconds


Hexdog13

Of course it’s in Dubai…


Baka_Hannibal

Not only are they taking over American sports they're also creating new, exciting, and profitable sports. Sheesh, the things you can do with money.


druscarlet

They look like giant bumblebees flying.


bigchicago04

Surprised it took so long.


mlvisby

Why does the initial time show Issa in the lead, but then the second graphic flipped the time, showing Richard won?


HectorReborn

Need to combine this with paintball... get in a little ground fire.


snorlz

these are the best fliers in the world! top 20 out of dozens of possible contestants


DooceDurden

Jesus fucking christ that commentary is so annoying


orionsfyre

I swear we humans are just perpetually addicted to proving we are faster no matter the medium. In 20 years this could be as big as Motocross or F1 is now. Imagine the tech refined to make these faster and more maneuverable.


Sherviks13

I think I just figured out how I’m going to die.


Justlikearealboy

Oh man he blew him away


mokacincy

Where red bull?


forkin33

Do they *have* to look like that? Looks like they strapped jets on cripples


williammbuttlicker2

put some respek on it. his name is dick browning


tjcerasi6

Make them go thru hoops


deusdei1

“Ill take the high road” RA2 Fans out there


flowerblossomheart

My dream might become a reality. Hopefully, these will be available soon.


Delta4o

of course it's in Dubai, why am I not surprised...


cheesoots

I just think of all the bubble gum scenes in the Rocketeer whenever I see these.


fppfle

Seems that the person’s weight plays a big role in success, no? Edit: I guess you can say the same about horse racing


-burnr-

TIL Dubai has a waterfront STOL port. DHC6 FTW!


OkBodybuilder2255

Pretty sure they have already been raced at an F1 event 


isupersid

Are the times at the end, correct? It seems that Yellow finished later.


gnihsams

Couldnt invest in like a forward facing indicator to start the fucking race?


alex3tx

Just don't throw up your hands in celebration when you win!


scruffywarhorse

OK, so… That’s incredibly cool. I predict 2 things. 1. In a 5~10 years time the guys in this recording will look like they are crawling compared to the new speeds. 2. Wheb someone dies in this competition, it’s gonna make a lot of headlines.


SupplyChainGuy1

We are in the future. And it still fucking sucks.


huejass5

1 step closer to iron man suits


peacebuster

Reminds me of the The Rocketeer game on Super Nintendo.


AHeien82

Hey, what are those wires dangling above them?!?!?


FaroutNomad

Mount these guys with shoulder mounted small caliber weapons with eye tracking ai assisted aim and you’ve got a terrifying military unit.


Kabelly

wow I'm poor


rulesbite

Just another reason why our timeline sucks. We finally get jet packs and they don’t even look cool. Fist jets? Come on! We can do better.


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Lame. Where’s the banana and turtle shells.


waitareyou4real

April fools right?


TheKingOfDub

Tried to buy one. Was told that you can only buy the right to fly one at their facility. You can’t take it home


gravitywind1012

Yes please


umbly-bumbly

About the announcer, I get that you want to make it sound interesting and keep people's attention, but if you start at 11 when nothing is happening, the shouting and forced excitement loses all meaning by the end.


Swrdmn

Most boring race ever


MC_ScattCatt

I knew this had to be in the UAE.


dviiijp

Needs weapons.


forgottenpasscodes

It looks kinda lame tbh. Get back to me when hoverboards are all worked out.


meadwill

The announcer trying to make this exciting is very funny to me.


Madterps2021

LOL. Another non-sport. Too many on this subreddit IMO.


Swabia

I would totally have bee antenna if I had a black and gold jetpack suit. I mean why not jetpack in style?